Originally posted by Draco69
One important thing you're clearly not fashioned to comphrend is that A) the JLA are not the only superheroes in the DCU (That's the main premise of the thread. DUH.) B) PIS/CIS is nullified for forum fights. Which means that most of Marvel Zombies have going for them. (A satire writer who wasn't taking the MU seriously for example....) is nullified.
Silver Surfer falling to one-legged Spider-Man and a zombiefied Luke Cage for example...
Or Doctor Strange getting killed by a car....especially since he can't die.
Or the White Crown Phoenix getting zombiefied even though she's second to the TOAA....
There are many scenarios you obviously can't think of so (I'll help you, baby)...
Simple. Flash gives the JLA and every other DCU hero the SpeedForce. Everyone can now move, think, react at lightspeed and more. Flash than recites the Quick equation and time literally stops enabling him to travel at lightspeed even though time is frozen. BOOM. With this scenario (which will take all of three picoseconds) will end the fight in as little as five seconds. With every hero able to think, react and move at the level of a Flash, the zombies get obliterated before they can process a coherent thought.
Simple. Wally the Boy-God wipes them from existence. Oops.
Simple. Zatanna simply states: "YAWA OG" and the zombies do just that.
Simple. Jakeem Thunder simply tells his genie to wipe the zombies from existence.
Simple. Zauriel summons some of his angel friends to help out and the zombies get erased from the book (Creation itself).
Simple. The heroes utilize 845th Million A.D. technology and/or the Grand Motherbox to heal, destroy, etc. the zombies.
Simple. Wonder Woman and Captain Marvel court the Roman/Greek Gods to destroy the zombies. Or Wonder Woman can use 10 seconds of her life to Godwave the zombies from existence.
Simple. The GLC becomes involved. The zombies are screwed against nearly 10,000 herald-level beings. One GL simplys blows up the planet Earth. And the rest teleport all humans, animals, and belongings on to the new Earth they just built 10 minutes ago.
Simple. Dr. Fate summons the Lords of Order to shazam the zombies from existence.
Simple. Hourman utilizes the Wurholog to wipe the zombies from existence.
Simple. Shazam the wizard utilizes the Rock of Eternity to wipe the zombies from existence.
Simple. Spectre just gets rid of them all.
Simple. The heroes utilize the captured 5-D imps
Simple. You can't think or process a situation very well can you?
Based on this statement, I stand by stance you ARE ignorant of the DCU.
Oh YES. Without Batman and Superman, the world is DOOMED. God forbid, we think of the several thousand (million if you count the legion) of superheroes. You obviously don't suffer from "I watched the cartoon! Hawkgirl was one of the original 7!". No, you suffer from "I only read the JLA which represents the entire DCU. That would work..right?" syndrome.
Whic doesn't fly on this forum, honey.
You give yourself too much credit than you can handle and you obviously can't take criticism well.
You're ignorant of the DCU.
Nothing wrong with that. You and several hundred others on KMC....
A majority vote against you should sway your opinion. It usually means you're flat-out wrong. Which I've proven. The zombies get obliterated. They too slow, their too dumb, their powers have been downgraded, and more importantly they lack durability. You KNOW they lack durability if the friggin Juggernaut gets his head almost literally sheared to the bone.
And do stop being so pretentious. This isn't the November elections...
Its obvious Im not going to change your opinion, so Im not going to waste my time trying.
I will respond to your assault against myself however.
"You give yourself too much credit than you can handle and you obviously can't take criticism well. "
I didnt even notice you criticized me, and I fail to see how I give myself too much credit. Are you implying that I ave to care about what you do or say? Please clarify.
"You're ignorant of the DCU."
No, I just dont read every character in it excessively. I read more than JLA btw, I just dont like many characters in DC, as I find them to all be overpowered. The ones I read most often are MM, Superman, Lobo, and old Batman.
"You obviously don't suffer from "I watched the cartoon! Hawkgirl was one of the original 7!". No, you suffer from "I only read the JLA which represents the entire DCU. That would work..right?" syndrome."
I believe Ive already answered this one.
"And do stop being so pretentious. This isn't the November elections..."
I fail to see how I was being pretentious, but, like I said, your welcome to your opinion.
"Simple. You can't think or process a situation very well can you?"
Actually, I can, mind keeping your petty insults to yourself? This is a forum, insult someone to their face where they could cave it in with a baseball bat or keep it to yourself, which is the only place it will do any good.
"There are many scenarios you obviously can't think of so (I'll help you, baby)..."
Dont, EVER, call me baby, honey, or any such friendly pet name again.
"Silver Surfer falling to one-legged Spider-Man and a zombiefied Luke Cage for example..." Ya, that would be impossible. Good thing it doesnt matter because the Surfer got killed by the Hulk.
"Or Doctor Strange getting killed by a car....especially since he can't die." Strange can die by physical force just like any other human.
Or the White Crown Phoenix getting zombiefied even though she's second to the TOAA...." Jean was Marvel Girl in MZ, look at the pic in my first post, she's in the air in her Marvel Girl outfit.