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ok my stripper is going to marry me we have 1 page to arange it ok people move it move it

WOO!!! PARTY w00t drunk

We are gathered here today in order to pray for the one who has united us *prays to the person who made KMC*

we are all here to unite two very "special" people.

to my right we have some guy that hired me for a strip party and to the left is the young lady who will lose her freedom too this man

we have came together to get these two together

young A.J : do you promise to make this woman's life a living hell? to smack her when she doesnt listen?and to abuse her in the middle of nowhere?

Originally posted by Leo.M
WOO!!! PARTY w00t drunk

Order In The Court Young Lad!

I want the bouquet!!!!

we havent even aranged it all yet we have 1 page to get it sorted move it move it

oh come on!!!

whos doing my flowers i mean come on people

I'll get the drinks

*mumbles to himself*

ill get the bachelor

Originally posted by Leo.M
I'll get the drinks

Quit drinking all the drinks.

its not,

the best man is here woo hoo

I wanna be the flower girl boy!

hell yes i saw your peformance last time im impressed

Flower girl?

Pink, red, yellow or white roses?
or no roses?

Originally posted by taft
Quit drinking all the drinks.


My bad bag


Originally posted by Itzak
I wanna be the flower girl boy!

Originally posted by Leo.M
My bad bag






mhm Damn right your bad........ermm

Originally posted by taft
mhm Damn right your bad........ermm


Whip me TAFT, whip me for being such a baaaad boy

go.. get married.
What colour is she gonna wear?

Originally posted by A.J
hell yes i saw your peformance last time im impressed

Yeah! Too bad the bomb blew up after the wedding though.

Originally posted by Because I can
Flower girl?

Pink, red, yellow or white roses?
or no roses?

White...

They symbolise death

Originally posted by Leo.M
Whip me TAFT, whip me for being such a baaaad boy

their will be no whipping in this court

Originally posted by Leo.M
Whip me TAFT, whip me for being such a baaaad boy

I'll give you some spanks instead.

spank

Originally posted by taft
I'll give you some spanks instead.

spank

nor spanking

White?! okie.... what colour for the brides maids?

I dont know what shes gonna wear i only met her 5 minutes ago

lol, ok.... big wedding or not so big?
reception?

Originally posted by Eternalist 04
their will be no whipping in this court

Aww cry

Originally posted by taft
I'll give you some spanks instead.

spank


droolio


Originally posted by Eternalist 04
nor spanking


well that's no fun.

Originally posted by A.J
I dont know what shes gonna wear i only met her 5 minutes ago


you pimp

Originally posted by Eternalist 04
nor spanking

spank

Originally posted by Because I can
White?! okie.... what colour for the brides maids?

Originally posted by Leo.M



you pimp

............ dun wanna clash

May babies are on average 200 grams heavier than babies born in other months

...what i meant was if their can be no spanking.... if im not spanked *giggles*

er.. i mean... the light of the gods will show me the way!

spam and spam and spam and spam and spam and spam and spam

On average a person passes gas 14 times a day

Originally posted by A.J


I'm so proud of you cry friendslikethese

Originally posted by Because I can
On average a person passes gas 14 times a day

who cares?

Originally posted by Leo.M
I'm so proud of you cry friendslikethese thanks friendslikethese

On average, Americans spend 33% of their life sleeping

YOU SHOULD!!!

think of the dying flowers...

DONT SPAM MY THREAD

Originally posted by A.J
thanks friendslikethese




So... whose bringing the strippers?

Originally posted by Leo.M


So... whose bringing the strippers? The preist is the stripper
well mine and angs anyway

WOO

In ancient Greece, throwing an apple to a girl was a way to propose for marriage.. If the girl caught it, that would mean she accepts

Barbie's boyfriend Ken was not sold in India until recently because it clashed with the traditional arranged marriage

Reported for redundancy. There is a KMC chapel in which you both can get married....


Nah I'll let this one slide. But your getting off with a warning. sly

are they married yet or ami just in time

dont worry master werre not married yet, maybe i should marry my gf intead or another girl mmmm

lol no one cares about throwing apples but i loved it it made me laugh.... and your just in time dorian

Mmm... that'd be better.. In New York City, approximately 1,600 people are bitten by other humans annually

Originally posted by A.J
The priest is the stripper
well mine and angs anyway

Oh! I wanna be the priest! *bellydances while praying* eyes

Originally posted by Itzak
Oh! I wanna be the priest! *bellydances while praying* eyes

The Christmas season begins after sunset on December 24th and lasts until January 5th. This is also known as the Twelve Days of Christmas

Because I can...you're strange...

Need anymore help wit dis wedding AJ?

strange?
Astronauts get taller when they are in space
i wanna go into space....

is the wedding still on?

WHAT HER NAME?

Originally posted by Leo.M


So... whose bringing the strippers?

I'm on it! I live ten miles from the Las Vegas strip!

I also want to be the limo driver, where I'll make . . . . the perfect lane change!

OMG shock
That does it, I'm not getting married

dang....

Originally posted by Wolflet
OMG shock
That does it, I'm not getting married

*kneels down*

will you marry me?

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
*kneels down*

will you marry me?
Tempting, but no hug

Originally posted by Wolflet
Tempting, but no hug
*gets up* thats ok im not really into commitment hug

muhhHh e
me me

layer hehe

Originally posted by Wolflet
OMG shock
That does it, I'm not getting married I'll bring the strippers anyway!

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
I'll bring the strippers anyway!
It would be best if you drove them to the Gentleman's Club
















Please, take your time

I wanna lapdance

Originally posted by Wolflet
OMG shock
That does it, I'm not getting married

lmfao you got denied just like the way you get denied by the ladies!!!!



*takes off priest clothes to reveal fireman clothing underneath....with a thong*

come and get it femme

dont put ANY fires out... unless its urgent

Originally posted by A.J


ok my stripper is going to marry me we have 1 page to arange it ok people move it move it


Thats great but Wolf girl only likes one man,and thats K.Diddypimp

*licks his finger and puts it into his thigh*

i think im a little hot right now

........ thats ... great

it is not great for i ... am hawt.... (psst wanna lap dance?)

lookaround


shifty

just tell me and ill have you pmed by yours truly

lol
think i'll pass wine

Originally posted by Because I can
lol
think i'll pass wine

pfft alright but i dont think you have any idea what your missing

.... nah, i'm cool

Originally posted by Eternalist 04
pfft alright but i dont think you have any idea what your missing


I do

you all just hate me cause im beautifull pfft

yes
think what you want

Originally posted by A.J


ok my stripper is going to marry me we have 1 page to arange it ok people move it move it

Yeah and his girlfreind is mighty pissed!!!!!! W T F????????

.......... yes, yes they are

hysterical

Originally posted by wee-ang
Yeah and his girlfreind is mighty pissed!!!!!! W T F???????? sorry

Originally posted by A.J
sorry


*cough*whipped*cough*

do you still love me baby

*whispers to wolfet* give me 5 minutes ok

i can see storm is looking in here

now im scared

Infidelity, polygamy (more or less), spying, ... the list is growing


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Shadup or you wont be coming to my wedding and you wont be the best mod anymore schmoll

*crashes and chats up the bride*

Originally posted by BakaXero
*crashes and chats up the bride* mother f*ucker shes mine damn it

Originally posted by BakaXero
*crashes and chats up the bride*
That's the Spirit.

I don' t want to witness your unfaithful wedding


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Originally posted by Storm
I don' t want to witness your unfaithful wedding


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam. are you sure, maybe you would like to have a wedding with me

Originally posted by A.J
mother f*ucker shes mine damn it
i don't see you name on her

Originally posted by A.J
are you sure, maybe you would like to have a wedding with me
It' s not yet known for certain if I will ever marry sly


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Originally posted by BakaXero
i don't see you name on her its our wedding

Originally posted by Storm
It' s not yet known for certain if I will ever marry sly


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam. you must marry i never wanted to marry till i met ang

Originally posted by LiL nAstY GirL
I want the bouquet!!!!

I am in love with your sig & avvy O.O

Sin City = drool

Originally posted by A.J
you must marry i never wanted to marry till i met ang
I don' t think a marriage certificate would make any difference for Fire and I. Nor would the dynamics of our relationship change. There is no need to commit to stay in a relationship if the relationship is one of love.


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

.........no comment

Originally posted by A.J
its our wedding
and your point being?

ok your not invited, anyway she turned down every boy except me so ha ha schmoll

Originally posted by A.J
ok your not invited, anyway she turned down every boy except me so ha ha schmoll
I'm a crasher, I don't need to be invited, I'll just show up

you do that and see what happens, you like drinking though straws do you

Originally posted by A.J
you do that and see what happens, you like drinking though straws do you
im no sucker
i ain't no fool either.
oh wait... you marrying woflet?
urgh... on second thoughts... i'll leave you two alone

Originally posted by BakaXero
im no sucker
i ain't no fool either.
oh wait... you marrying woflet?
urgh... on second thoughts... i'll leave you two alone thank you your now invited so no crashing

Grrrrrrrrrr, STOP THIS NONSENSE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

LOL NEVER im marrying her and thats that

...My KMC sibling is a stripper?

Originally posted by Spawn_Master
...My KMC sibling is a stripper?

Originally posted by A.J
shock Holy Crap

indeed

haha gutted ang im getting married to her first

Originally posted by Storm
I don' t think a marriage certificate would make any difference for Fire and I. Nor would the dynamics of our relationship change. There is no need to commit to stay in a relationship if the relationship is one of love.


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam. Wiser words have never been said from the wise man himself

Originally posted by A.J


ok my stripper is going to marry me we have 1 page to arange it ok people move it move it

Don't care...

wow and you was going to be guest of honour seeing as your so OLD

when there is a wedding, there is bridesmaids

nope dont know you so get out

Originally posted by A.J
wow and you was going to be guest of honour seeing as your so OLD

22 is old?

Originally posted by LanceWindu
22 is old? 5 years is old in kmc years

Originally posted by A.J
5 years is old in kmc years

Meh, there are some who are 6.

um lets see theres the owner raz isnt it or that other one

Originally posted by A.J
um lets see theres the owner raz isnt it or that other one

Raz, Ush, Gundark, Mech, queeq and I think a few more.

mmmmmm kmc addicts i see

i cant beleive im talking to a legend like you

wasnt you a mod on somthing here, why arent you anymore

I'm the uninvited annoying distant cousin...who wasn't supposed to show up but does anyway and everybody else has just to deal with it booze

................what am entrance, just for that you can be in here

UnknownBountyHunter is the oldest join date member.

Originally posted by A.J
do you still love me baby

*whispers to wolfet* give me 5 minutes ok
This bride is now a runaway birde

Originally posted by Storm
Infidelity, polygamy (more or less), spying, ... the list is growing


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.


Originally posted by BakaXero
im no sucker
i ain't no fool either.
oh wait... you marrying woflet?
urgh... on second thoughts... i'll leave you two alone


Originally posted by Spawn_Master
...My KMC sibling is a stripper?
Hell no

Originally posted by Wolflet
This bride is now a runaway birde








Hell no

Can I be a bridesmaid?

newyear

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Can I be a bridesmaid?
*gives you my dress* you can be me

Originally posted by Wolflet
*gives you my dress* you can be me

Haha on second thought*runs off*

*heehee*

Originally posted by Wolflet
*gives you my dress* you can be me

Originally posted by K.Diddy


When are you finally gonna settle down and has some kids?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
When are you finally gonna settle down and has some kids?




I nearly DID have a kid Skipping_gurl got an abortion,thank god I still got too much partying to do

Originally posted by K.Diddy
I nearly DID have a kid Skipping_gurl got an abortion,thank god I still got too much partying to do

It was her? OMG you better be good to her.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
It was her? OMG you better be good to her.


I am I might be an ass on the forum to her,but she knows K.Diddy is really a nice guy in real life................sometimes

Originally posted by K.Diddy
I am I might be an ass on the forum to her,but she knows K.Diddy is really a nice guy in real life................sometimes

Ah Diddy's a sweetie.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Ah Diddy's a sweetie.


I wouldn't go that far

Originally posted by K.Diddy
I wouldn't go that far

Too late I've already alerted the media.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Too late I've already alerted the media.

B!tch

Originally posted by K.Diddy
B!tch

Ms. B!tch

this thread should be renamed the devorce thread for everyone, storm change the title please

i said change it storm

RENAME

rename this storm the weddings off