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Here's where you can make up jokes and test them out! I just made this one up, let me know what you think before I actually use it in RL.


Your mom is so old, even the hair on her poo is grey!

lol Im so easily amused right now.

did u just call it a joke?????????

Originally posted by franceasca
did u just call it a joke?????????

Well, that's why I'm testing it here. Sorry, I didn't know you have poo with grey hairs.

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
Your mom is so old, even the hair on her poo is grey!

Ok!

- im gonna get attacked for this-

How come god made men?

Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.

Originally posted by Technicolor
vibrators can't mow the lawn.

Yes they can.

Originally posted by Bloigen
Yes they can. mhm

Your an exception.

Originally posted by Technicolor
Ok!

- im gonna get attacked for this-

How come god made men?

Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.

Why are there clocks on stoves?


So women will know when to serve dinner.



Sorry, but for the male population I had to retaliate.

Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.

mhm

It's on

Here's one . . .

Q = How do you make a woman orgasm?

A = Who cares?

Woman: So, I went to the shops today and I saw...
Man: COOK MY ****ING DINNER *****!
Woman: Yes sire. I'll also give you 15 blowjobs, and I'll let you have sex with other women.

Q: What do men and mascara have in common?
A: They both run at the first sign of any emotion.

Originally posted by Technicolor
Q: What do men and mascara have in common?
A: They both run at the first sign of any emotion.

Mascara doesn't run from anger.

Originally posted by Bloigen
Mascara doesn't run from anger. yes it does yes

Originally posted by Technicolor
yes it does yes

Prove it.

What is the main difference between a black man and a white man?

The white man goes to the brothel looking for pleasure, while the black goes to the brother looking for his sister.

Originally posted by Dregh
What is the main difference between a black man and a white man?

The white man goes to the brothel looking for pleasure, while the black goes to the brother looking for his sister.

http://www.afghania.com/modules/My_eGallery/gallery/Fun/RACIST.JPG

mhm

Originally posted by Technicolor
mhm

noneup

Originally posted by Technicolor
mhm

your mama's so fat she uses a matress for a tampon

Originally posted by Bloigen
Woman: So, I went to the shops today and I saw...
Man: COOK MY ****ING DINNER *****!
Woman: Yes sire. I'll also give you 15 blowjobs, and I'll let you have sex with other women.




barkslaugh

Originally posted by Barker
barkslaugh

You can see a white border around it at the start.

So,





















http://www.picpop.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10553/attemptballs.jpg

Originally posted by Bloigen
You can see a white border around it at the start.

So,


http://www.picpop.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10553/attemptballs.jpg
It's supposed to be there.



It's hair.

Originally posted by Barker
It's supposed to be there.



It's hair.

Originally posted by Bloigen
http://www.picpop.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10553/attemptballs.jpg

Originally posted by Barker
It's supposed to be there.



It's my outerglow. Barker is Perfect, you see.

Originally posted by Barker
Originally posted by Bloigen
http://www.picpop.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10553/attemptballs.jpg

Originally posted by Barker
It's supposed to be there.



I put it there to Confuse you.

Originally posted by Barker
Originally posted by Bloigen
http://www.picpop.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10553/attemptballs.jpg

Originally posted by Barker
It's not supposed to be there.



Kmc F*cked it up during Upload.

Originally posted by Barker
It's not supposed to be there.



Kmc F*cked it up during Upload.

The Truth Has Been Revealed. herbshock

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Originally posted by Barker
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