How many ways can creative people prepare Bardock for dinner

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Yumcarrots
debbiejo dared me to do it sad


It's for her boat



boat

Valharu
Who cares. He'll taste awful no matter how anyone prepares it.

Yumcarrots
Originally posted by Valharu
Who cares. He'll taste awful no matter how anyone prepares it.

I only eat carrots, so I'm safe

Council#13
Serve Bardock with... oooo! Yum, carrots!

eggmayo
42.

Council#13
Or maybe I should make egg, mayo, with some Bardock

Bloigen
I get it.

Bardock is german.

hysterical

Yumcarrots
Originally posted by Council#13
Serve Bardock with... oooo! Yum, carrots!

mhm




Originally posted by Bloigen
I get it.

Bardock is german.

hysterical

yum hungry Penguin steak

Bardock42
Originally posted by eggmayo
42.

AND TRUTH WAS SPOKEN

debbiejo
Well with a little grinding, we could make some sausage for our boat.... reading

Nazgulinthedark
bardock gumbo....mmm mmm good

debbiejo
Sooooo Bardock a type of shrimp???? laughing out loud laughing out loud

Bardock42
Originally posted by debbiejo
Sooooo Bardock a type of shrimp???? laughing out loud laughing out loud

Why else would I fancy fish?

Nazgulinthedark
i think he'd make a better crawfish than shrimp stick out tongue

debbiejo
Understanding is the beginning of Wisdom......And now I know

How many children have you fathered Mr. Nemo?

Nazgulinthedark
Originally posted by Bloigen
I get it.

Bardock is german.

hysterical

lets make wiener schnitzel! eek!

LanceWindu
Originally posted by debbiejo
Understanding is the beginning of Wisdom......And now I know

How many children have you fathered Mr. Nemo?

Was that...I dunno...supposed to be funny? confused

eggmayo
Originally posted by Bloigen
I get it.

Bardock is german.

hysterical

laughing I think I was one of the few that got that

Nazgulinthedark
his location says Germany...how can anyone not get it confused

debbiejo
He did a fish before......I read it..........IT WAS GOOD FOR HIM!!

Nazgulinthedark
huh what?

Yumcarrots
Originally posted by debbiejo
Well with a little grinding, we could make some sausage for our boat.... reading


You dared me, so i did it sad

& i thought it was your boat?

debbiejo
Well grinding them into links can do a multipurpose thing........... wink

LanceWindu
Originally posted by Nazgulinthedark
huh what?

Apparently debbie herself doesn't even know.

debbiejo
Originally posted by LanceWindu
Apparently debbie herself doesn't even know. Apparently you don't read all the threads............... roll eyes (sarcastic)

Nazgulinthedark
Well, no. I was just reading this one.

debbiejo
Bardock with bacon would be good since it's all pork..............

Yumcarrots
i thought he tasted like chicken confused
Not that I'd personally know..........



oh loardy, shut up yum carrots before you dig a deeper hole

debbiejo
Nah nah..........It's pork............But with some topping we could make some sort of Pagan cake...........I'm sure he'd enjoy being eaten by so many on the boat..............oh, wait........he'd be dead.

It would be like necrophilia digesta.

Yumcarrots
Originally posted by debbiejo
Nah nah..........It's pork............But with some topping we could make some sort of Pagan cake...........I'm sure he'd enjoy being eaten by so many on the boat..............oh, wait........he'd be dead.

It would be like necrophilia digesta.

laughing out loud




blink
no


What the f**k?

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Yumcarrots
debbiejo dared me to do it sad


It's for her boat



boat

Bardock meat is tough. It's like really old leather, and I hear it tastes like mustard seeds...and diapers.

If I were to prepare Bardock for dinner, I think I'd just use a lot of ketchup.

Yumcarrots
Da Moose!!!! eek!

I remember you!!

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Yumcarrots
Da Moose!!!! eek!

I remember you!!


laughing out loud Good! I remember you TOO!! eek!

Lets make a thread about it! ninja

Yumcarrots
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
laughing out loud Good! I remember you TOO!! eek!

Lets make a thread about it! ninja


laughing out loud


hmm
should have re-phrased that to I haven't seen you on here for ages

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Yumcarrots
laughing out loud


hmm
should have re-phrased that to I haven't seen you on here for ages

smile I think I kinda knew what you meant, but yeah, I haven't seen you here in a long time either. I'm sorta here/not here...yanno?

Yumcarrots
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
smile I think I kinda knew what you meant, but yeah, I haven't seen you here in a long time either. I'm sorta here/not here...yanno?


yeah. But haha I recognise you!

Eternalist 04
i wouldnt even like to know what bardock is -.-

Pink Maynard
First i'd have to lure him in with music by "The Smiths", then i'd do the old witch style of brewing him. having him in a big black kettle with boiling water, and throwing in random items, such as carrots, and various spices. ermm droolio

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Yumcarrots
yeah. But haha I recognise you!

I am glad you do. My day is now complete. wink

Bardock42
Originally posted by Pink Maynard
First i'd have to lure him in with music by "The Smiths", then i'd do the old witch style of brewing him. having him in a big black kettle with boiling water, and throwing in random items, such as carrots, and various spices. ermm droolio

I like the first part.


Originally posted by Eternalist 04
i wouldnt even like to know what bardock is -.-

Suicide is a very reasonable option you should consider.

RogerRamjet
Originally posted by Nazgulinthedark
lets make wiener schnitzel! eek!

that's not german, luv... no expression

Yumcarrots
Originally posted by Bardock42
I like the first part.




Suicide is a very reasonable option you should consider.


hungry

Bardock42
Originally posted by RogerRamjet
that's not german, luv... no expression

it is kind of...language wise

RogerRamjet
Originally posted by Bardock42
it is kind of...language wise

yeah...but it still amuses me how they manage not to grasp that Germany and AUSTRIA (where Wien/Vienna is situated, kids!!) are two different countries...
it's like saying taccos is american food because everybody in America seems to speak just spanish...doh

Inspectah Deck
Originally posted by Nazgulinthedark
i think he'd make a better crawfish than shrimp stick out tongue

Mmmm. German sandwich. eat

Bardock42
Originally posted by RogerRamjet
yeah...but it still amuses me how they manage not to grasp that Germany and AUSTRIA (where Wien/Vienna is situated, kids!!) are two different countries...
it's like saying taccos is american food because everybody in America seems to speak just spanish...doh

I don't accept Austria as independent country.

Yumcarrots
I can't believe I created this thread confused


debbiejo, this is all your fault!!!

RogerRamjet
Originally posted by Bardock42
I don't accept Austria as independent country.

i don't accept austrians as humans but the law...you know?

Bardock42
Originally posted by RogerRamjet
i don't accept austrians as humans but the law...you know?

true that....true that.

Yumcarrots
confused




boat

debbiejo
Seems to haveing somthing with intimate fish...............Or shrimpy, by yet there is jelly fish, which is secret..............otherwise............Jerky is fine with me............on a long haul............. wink

Yumcarrots
Originally posted by debbiejo
Seems to haveing somthing with intimate fish...............Or shrimpy, buy yet there is jelly fish, which is secret..............otherwise............Jerky is fine with me............on a long haul............. wink

I still prefer carrots no expression

debbiejo
I'm a veggie 80 %..................so, he'll have to keep the other mats happy.

Yumcarrots
Originally posted by debbiejo
I'm a veggie 80 %..................so, he'll have to keep the other mats happy.


laughing

How exactly is he going to............... blink oh, ok

debbiejo
Hey, you!! Bardock..............how would you like too survive on my boat of short people.............being that you don't measure down................*looks at Knives.*

Yumcarrots
Originally posted by debbiejo
Hey, you!! Bardock..............how would you like too survive on my boat of short people.............being that you don't measure down................*looks at Knives.*


Is he scared yet?

debbiejo
Originally posted by Bardock42
it is kind of...love language wise
whoooooooo baby........Canky Ranky!!!.........
Never talk to me again!!!

Me veggie btw....................I'd have to gag you down..

Bardock42
Originally posted by debbiejo
whoooooooo baby........Canky Ranky!!!.........
Never talk to me again!!!

Actually you usually talk to me.

debbiejo
Nah ah...............Germans!!!.................Why...................Italians...................YES!!! wink

debbiejo
Hmmmmmmmmmm feeling like brats tonight...........lol

but too tired..........think I'll put it in the fridge for the boat ride when the tall people are begging .............

debbiejo
Anyone for some Kaiser rolls......??

LethalFemme
I'd chop his balls off and make spaghetti.happy

Bardock42
Originally posted by LethalFemme
I'd chop his balls off and make spaghetti.happy

Damn girl, you want my balls bad, don't you. Well ... you should jsut ask.

debbiejo
Meal balls???.........I don't like pork

debbiejo
Ya know, sour kraut is nice........with put with spice...........lol

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Bardock42
Damn girl, you want my balls bad, don't you. Well ... you should jsut ask.

Lies all lies I plead the fifth.mhm

MR.Grum
you can awlays kill him and dry him in the sun in a mound of salt then carv of thin strips and serv him as jerky

debbiejo
JERKY!! eek!

debbiejo
Frog legs??? roll eyes (sarcastic)

MR.Grum
Originally posted by debbiejo
Frog legs??? roll eyes (sarcastic) debbie dances Happy Dance rolling on floor laughing Happy Dance rolling on floor laughing Happy Dance

NineCoronas
Give him a bib and sit him down at the Dinner Table.

natashia
why do we want to cook bardock

MR.Grum
Originally posted by natashia
why do we want to cook bardock cuz hes a cow??

debbiejo
^^ Or a Sow.........lol..........nah frog legs..........

Break them down the center and make you feel better.!!
Slip and slide as you rip em INSIDE........

Whoo another rhyme...

debbiejo
Today is Bardocks Birthday!!!

Anyone want to throw him any meat???

*throws raw flesh on the floor*...............devil

Yumcarrots
Originally posted by natashia
why do we want to cook bardock

It's for debbiejo's boat boat


Originally posted by debbiejo
Today is Bardocks Birthday!!!

Anyone want to throw him any meat???

*throw raw flesh on the floor*...............devil

ermm

debbiejo
Anyother gifts????..........

*thows an apple*

Yumcarrots
Happy Birthday Marius


happybday

debbiejo
*throws denture cream*


Sure are lookin hot now!! wheelchair

Yumcarrots
Originally posted by debbiejo
*throws denture cream*


Sure are lookin hot now!! wheelchair

laughing

debbiejo
mmmmmmmmmm Bardock.....droolio

Yumcarrots
Originally posted by debbiejo
mmmmmmmmmm Bardock.....droolio

blink

debbiejo
laughing out loud

*tastes like chicken*

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