This has been bugging me for quite some time...

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Scythe
...What would god say about bestiality?

My top six guesses:

6. Man I messed up their vision
5. None of that hanky panky
4. My me they're dumb...
3. THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!?!
2. Size DOESN'T matter women!!
1. I knew it was a bad idea to befriend the sheep...

Legion_of_Maul
your body is a temple to god, and like getting drunk it dirties the temple, so taking care of your body is also taking care of your temple, many people overlook this, now i'm not saying its a sin, but its like playing too much videogames, or worshipping another god while being a christian.

Scythe
Good show

Barker
Originally posted by Scythe
...What would god say about bestiality?
This is why it's Two of every animal, So none is Lonely, and none with fall back to needing a Human. no expression

Scythe
Realistic answer, no way!!

Legion_of_Maul
haha, well two of each animal makes sense, but let it die off if its the only one of its kind. no point in "helping" it, mainly cause it wont work...

Scythe
I doubt the main reason of beastiality is to "reproduce".

Legion_of_Maul
exactly, there could be a dumb exception, but even then i don't think its right, just let the poor creature die, don't embarress it before it goes.

Barker
Originally posted by Scythe
I doubt the main reason of beastiality is to "reproduce".
If it was just you and your Dog left in the World, would you?


Suppose Alcohol was involved too.





I wouldn't. roll eyes (sarcastic)

Scythe
I have a boy dog, so no. WAIDDAMINUTE! No ways, joses, I don't see anything happenin' there man.

Barker
Hmm..

What if a Girl had a baby with a Dog, and you ended up dating their Child?


What about then?

Scythe
I would projectile hurl in it's face on a daily basis. Wait, I do have this ex....

Barker
Originally posted by Scythe
I would projectile hurl in it's face on a daily basis. Wait, I do have this ex....
laughing

Legion_of_Maul
....anyway, the whole thing is just wrong, i'd kill the animal and eat it... hahahahahahah jk

Scythe
I doubt that would be God's response...

Legion_of_Maul
haha

Scythe
Indeed...

Legion_of_Maul
huh, what? confuzzled

Scythe
If god had the time to talk to porn stars about the birds and the bees, would he use hand puppets? Actors? Himself plus assistants?

AOR
Originally posted by Legion_of_Maul
your body is a temple to god, and like getting drunk it dirties the temple, so taking care of your body is also taking care of your temple, many people overlook this, now i'm not saying its a sin, but its like playing too much videogames, or worshipping another god while being a christian.


For a scrauny obnoxius 14 year old, your right. However, it is a sin. Only if you adhere to the rules that is...

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