This has been bugging me for quite some time...

...What would god say about bestiality?

My top six guesses:

6. Man I messed up their vision
5. None of that hanky panky
4. My me they're dumb...
3. THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!?!
2. Size DOESN'T matter women!!
1. I knew it was a bad idea to befriend the sheep...

your body is a temple to god, and like getting drunk it dirties the temple, so taking care of your body is also taking care of your temple, many people overlook this, now i'm not saying its a sin, but its like playing too much videogames, or worshipping another god while being a christian.

Good show

Originally posted by Scythe
...What would god say about bestiality?

Realistic answer, no way!!

haha, well two of each animal makes sense, but let it die off if its the only one of its kind. no point in "helping" it, mainly cause it wont work...

I doubt the main reason of beastiality is to "reproduce".

exactly, there could be a dumb exception, but even then i don't think its right, just let the poor creature die, don't embarress it before it goes.

Originally posted by Scythe
I doubt the main reason of beastiality is to "reproduce".

Suppose Alcohol was involved too.

I wouldn't. 🙄

I have a boy dog, so no. WAIDDAMINUTE! No ways, joses, I don't see anything happenin' there man.

Hmm..

What if a Girl had a baby with a Dog, and you ended up dating their Child?

What about then?

I would projectile hurl in it's face on a daily basis. Wait, I do have this ex....

Originally posted by Scythe
I would projectile hurl in it's face on a daily basis. Wait, I do have this ex....

....anyway, the whole thing is just wrong, i'd kill the animal and eat it... hahahahahahah jk

I doubt that would be God's response...

haha

Indeed...

huh, what? confuzzled

If god had the time to talk to porn stars about the birds and the bees, would he use hand puppets? Actors? Himself plus assistants?

Originally posted by Legion_of_Maul
your body is a temple to god, and like getting drunk it dirties the temple, so taking care of your body is also taking care of your temple, many people overlook this, now i'm not saying its a sin, but its like playing too much videogames, or worshipping another god while being a christian.

For a scrauny obnoxius 14 year old, your right. However, it is a sin. Only if you adhere to the rules that is...