Auto-racing: Not for n00bs
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Hotpants
So, i just got a new car, and a new licence. Which only allows me to drive with adults on main roads. Its a long story, but heres what happend to me today. I (along with someone who shall remain nameless) somehow got into a street race with a black car behind me. When he tried to pull around me, i kept speeding up so he thought it was a race, as did i. Then i sped around him and pulled in front of him, and slowed WAYYYYYY down. He honked, i sped up, and that was it.
OR SO I THOUGHT.
No, it was actually it.
I had to learn this kid a lesson. He looked about 16, new to driving, probably just had daddy buy him his first Grand Prix, thinks he's tough. And i have a Mercury Mystique SG. How i beat him, i will never know. His car has 20 times the power of mine. Like i said, not for newbs....
So i'm guessing you all know the reason my licence was revoked, eh?
GCG
Try Corruption ; It exists in every society.
Bloigen
Haha, I can drive whenever I want.
Hotpants
Bummer
Originally posted by GCG
Try Corruption ; It exists in every society.
Okay ermm
Scythe
Originally posted by Bloigen
Haha, I can drive whenever I want.
Oh noes, your far better then us...
Hotpants
Originally posted by Bloigen
Bum who? Mer
Noa
The Fast and the foolish.
Piggle Humsy
Originally posted by Hotpants
He honked, i sped up, and that was it.
OR SO I THOUGHT.
No, it was actually it.
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Naughty Hotpants! bottom
Hotpants
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
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Naughty Hotpants! bottom
For some reason, i feel competition when it comes to driving. Anywhere else i dont care. Like if i'm playing games, or what-have-you. But when i'm driving. I will not lose.
Unless i do, then thats a bummer.
Bloigen
Originally posted by Scythe
Oh noes, your far better then us...
You're not your.
DiamondBullets
I'm a racer!--2003 Mitsubishi Lancer EVO-VII. It's midnight blue.
See my username status? Fukk Honda!
NineCoronas
Originally posted by Noa
The Fast and the foolish.
Hotpants
Originally posted by DiamondBullets
I'm a racer!--2003 Mitsubishi Lancer EVO-VII. It's midnight blue.
See my username status? Fukk Honda! Well, this kid had a black Pontiac, and compared to my car, should've blown it off the ground, and killed me. He just doesn't know how to use it like i do
Piggle Humsy
I'd hit it
doingit
RogerRamjet
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DiamondBullets
Originally posted by Hotpants
Well, this kid had a black Pontiac, and compared to my car, should've blown it off the ground, and killed me. He just doesn't know how to use it like i do
Mr. Bacon
how long was your license revoked?
Hotpants
Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
how long was your license revoked? Well, it got revoked like 7 months after i got it on my 16th birthday
and i wasn't able to get it back untill April 22nd of this year.
Its really a long story. I would really not like to talk about it. Its not a very happy story.
DiamondBullets
Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
how long was your license revoked?
I got my licsence suspended for 90 days, when I was arrested for racing in October.
Hotpants
Originally posted by DiamondBullets
I got my licsence suspended for 90 days, when I was arrested for racing in October. Arrested?
I've never done that before.
-Tired Hiker-
Originally posted by Hotpants
So, i just got a new car, and a new licence. Which only allows me to drive with adults on main roads. Its a long story, but heres what happend to me today. I (along with someone who shall remain nameless) somehow got into a street race with a black car behind me. When he tried to pull around me, i kept speeding up so he thought it was a race, as did i. Then i sped around him and pulled in front of him, and slowed WAYYYYYY down. He honked, i sped up, and that was it.
OR SO I THOUGHT.
No, it was actually it.
I had to learn this kid a lesson. He looked about 16, new to driving, probably just had daddy buy him his first Grand Prix, thinks he's tough. And i have a Mercury Mystique SG. How i beat him, i will never know. His car has 20 times the power of mine. Like i said, not for newbs....
So i'm guessing you all know the reason my licence was revoked, eh?
Maybe you should be called Fastpants!
Hotpants
DUHHHHHHH OKAY lol
DiamondBullets
What do you have under the hood, Hotpants?
Is your ride all tricked-out?
Hotpants
No
Just a new JVC Stereo and some 100 dollar speakers
DiamondBullets
Originally posted by Hotpants
No
Just a new JVC Stereo and some 100 dollar speakers
So you're All Show, No Go, huh?
Hotpants
Originally posted by DiamondBullets
So you're All Show, No Go, huh?
Yeah, my car talks the talk, but doesn't walk the walk
DiamondBullets
Originally posted by Hotpants
Yeah, my car talks the talk, but doesn't walk the walk
Foo', if yer gonna race, you need to soup that Merc up!
Pandemoniac
Originally posted by DiamondBullets
I'm a racer!--2003 Mitsubishi Lancer EVO-VII. It's midnight blue.
See my username status? Fukk Honda!
What's wrong with Honda's? I have one and it rides like a charm
Hotpants
It was more of an impromtu race. I wasn't planning on owning anyone today. But he wants some of this, he can take all he can handle. It was him really trying to get around me on a one way street, because he was acting like a douche, so i pulled in front of him and slowed down to piss him off. OWN
Scythe
Originally posted by Bloigen
You're not your.
Dun tel meh hoe spel, i fuqken noe rite!
DiamondBullets
Originally posted by Pandemoniac
What's wrong with Honda's? I have one and it rides like a charm
Corporate rivalry--I'm a Mitsu loyalist. And I especially hate the Civic. No matter what some Viet from San Diego tells you--it's NOT a race car, nor was it ever intended to be.
What do you drive?
-Tired Hiker-
I want to start doing that 'drift' thing with my car. My car is fast!
Bloigen
Originally posted by Scythe
Dun tel meh hoe spel, i fuqken noe rite!
Pandemoniac
Originally posted by DiamondBullets
Corporate rivalry--I'm a Mitsu loyalist. And I especially hate the Civic. No matter what some Viet from San Diego tells you--it's NOT a race car, nor was it ever intended to be.
What do you drive?
Hahaha! A civic! It's my first car, you could get worse eh?
DiamondBullets
Originally posted by Pandemoniac
Hahaha! A civic! It's my first car, you could get worse eh?
*shakes head*
Please don't tell me that it has a coffee can muffler and a giant spoiler...
Pandemoniac
Ney, I just got that car cause I could get it for a nice price. I didn't put on any silly items. Just a A-to-B car for me. But still, it rides like a charm!
DiamondBullets
Originally posted by Pandemoniac
Just a A-to-B car for me.
Good! That's about all they're good for.
They're great economy cars and have superb handling, but they are NOT race cars.
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