The Food Gauntlet.....OF DEATH !!!!

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grey fox
Ok the worlds greatest chef has called for these superheroes (listed below) to come and eat his normal...and not so normal meals. Whoever can eat ALL of it without dieing or being sick get's a life time supply of Bacon

The gastro-combatants are
Batman
Black Panther
Ironman (With his new non-suit powers)
Wolverine
Captain America
Power man
Wolverine
Jubilee
Magneto
Blob
Hulk
Grundy
Superman
Animal Man
Firestorm
Mary Marvel


The food's are....


A 10 foot long hot-dog garnished with Jalapenos and the hottest sauce known to mankind
Two Human beings (We apparently taste like pork)
10 aluminum can's smothered in hair gel
A phone book
4 unlit sticks of dynamite
A whole can full of Gasoline and Nitro glycerin
A entre rock band (People , Instruments...even the roadies ! )
A steel girder smothered in adamantium sauce and sprinkled with vibranium 'jimmys'

DigiMark007
Batman. no expression

Seriously though? Hulk, maybe Blob or Grundy. The rest die. Not too many people are durable enough to take 4 sticks of dynamite exploding inside of them.

grey fox
Originally posted by DigiMark007
Batman. no expression

Seriously though? Hulk, maybe Blob or Grundy. The rest die. Not too many people are durable enough to take 4 sticks of dynamite exploding inside of them.

I honestly believe Magneto could get pretty far in this , maybe even clear it if he's lucky....

grey fox
Originally posted by DigiMark007
Batman. no expression

Seriously though? Hulk, maybe Blob or Grundy. The rest die. Not too many people are durable enough to take 4 sticks of dynamite exploding inside of them.

Their not LIT stick's ....

RogerRamjet
Mary Marvel i say but she'll insist on having the Band washed and shaved, before devouring..

ThePittman
I say Firestorm or Superman, no one else has the strength or powers to deal with the girder.

jollyjim311
Originally posted by grey fox
Their not LIT stick's ....


Duh! Because that would just be stupid!

grey fox
Originally posted by jollyjim311
Duh! Because that would just be stupid!

yes

Blair Wind
I know someone who could clear it and not die, but hes not listed. Matter Eater Lad yes

Firestorm could just make it into something else shifty

Lord Urizen
Another pointless thread Grey Fox? lol i mean, ive had my share of making pointless threads, but damn man you go overboard lol !

Grimm22
Round 1:

Magneto
Jubilee
Firestorm
and Iron Man all lose

Round 2:

Batman
Captain America
Black Panther
Luke Cage all lose

Round 3:

Wolverine
Animal Man lose here

The rest all make it through big grin

Tassadar
Originally posted by grey fox
Ok the worlds greatest chef has called for these superheroes (listed below) to come and eat his normal...and not so normal meals. Whoever can eat ALL of it without dieing or being sick get's a life time supply of Bacon

The gastro-combatants are
Batman
Black Panther
Ironman (With his new non-suit powers)
Wolverine
Captain America
Power man
Wolverine
Jubilee
Magneto
Blob
Hulk
Grundy
Superman
Animal Man
Firestorm
Mary Marvel


The food's are....


A 10 foot long hot-dog garnished with Jalapenos and the hottest sauce known to mankind
Two Human beings (We apparently taste like pork)
10 aluminum can's smothered in hair gel
A phone book
4 unlit sticks of dynamite
A whole can full of Gasoline and Nitro glycerin
A entre rock band (People , Instruments...even the roadies ! )
A steel girder smothered in adamantium sauce and sprinkled with vibranium 'jimmys'


1) Why are their 2 Wolverines?
2) Why isnt Deadpool on this list?
3) Blob and Zombie Hulk are the only ones who could do this, the rest get sick or bored and leave.

grey fox
Originally posted by Tassadar
1) Why are their 2 Wolverines?
2) Why isnt Deadpool on this list?
3) Blob and Zombie Hulk are the only ones who could do this, the rest get sick or bored and leave.

Ones bone claw and the others Adamantium. shifty

grey fox
bump

Dinalfos
Adamantium sauce?


What? What the f**k?

complexbrother
why do people think that the Blob has some sort of superhuman eating powers ? he probualy eats nor more than the regular man. his mutation makes him the size he is. not what he eats. and it's been proven time nad time again that his insides are as fragil sa any normal persons .


superman wins this contest.

Reaper777
BLOB...and thats all im gonna say...

badabing
Superman and Firestorm are my top two. Hulk and Grundy as runner ups.

Brutacus
Blob eats all of it and leave's nothing for the others.

Ultraman Baltan
Superman definately gets to the end. Not sure about 616 Hulk, but Ultimate Hulk would eat everything there.

Inhuman
wolverine. he has a healing factor
and going back to one of my old questions...
Shouldnt wolvies teeth be adamantium too?erm

badabing
Originally posted by Inhuman
wolverine. he has a healing factor
and going back to one of my old questions...
Shouldnt wolvies teeth be adamantium too?erm
No.

galan7777777
the blob clears it, followed closely by hulk, then grundy

Ultraman Baltan
Originally posted by Inhuman
wolverine. he has a healing factor

Yeah, a HEALING factor. Not an I-Can't-Die factor.

Inhuman
Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
Yeah, a HEALING factor. Not an I-Can't-Die factor.

I was being sarcasticerm

And wolverines teeth should be adamantium. They are part of his skeleton. They couldnt avoid or yank out his teeth before lacing his skull with adamantium.

Lord Urizen
The Blob can eat anything...he takes this no sweat

MightyEInherjar
Wow, that "world's greatest chef" knows how to cook...

Eating things is the Hulks calling! It's the field he's always wanted to most expand into really...Most everyone would leave, but Hulk would WANT to eat everything.

The Blob and him go to the finals, where the Hulk eats the Blob...Hulk's secretly always wanted to be the "Fattest One There Is"

Tron
I say Animal Man takes it. He takes the ability of a tiger shark (or any other animal with an extremely strong stomach) and takes everything down.

grey fox
Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
Yeah, a HEALING factor. Not an I-Can't-Die factor.

I think the Marvel writers get this confused...

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