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Okay, I'm not really a security guard.

My girlfriend is at work, so I closed all the curtains turned off all the lights and at every 30 minutes I walk around and check for intruders with my torch and my remote control.

And yes, I will use the remote control.

WHOA!

I'm going to watch Wayne's World!

I'll watch one then two.

Man, this is going to be so kick ass.

I mean, not only do I get to kill people with a torch and shine a remote control in their face but I can also eat some Lobster.

Man, I feel like a woman.

Doo Doo Doo Doooo

Something Something, this song is really old.

A way ay hey.


WHOA!

My remote control can fit under my chair!

And now for the weather.

Today, it's going to be mostly yellow, but with a touch of blue.

Which makes green? Or red, or the other colour.

Wait, green + red = Spleen

Spleen = Bean

Bean = Mr. Bean

Mr. Bean = Fava Bean

Fava Bean = Hannibal Lector

Hannibal Lector = A CANNIBAL!




THE COLOURS EAT EACH OTHER???!?!?!



AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!


This is not a drill, this is a screwdriver, a Phillips to be exact.

ermm Did someone forget to put you in your straitjacket today?

Originally posted by Nazgulinthedark
ermm Did someone forget to put you in your straitjacket today?

No, I just gnawed my way out.

Originally posted by Bloigen
Okay, I'm not really a security guard.

My girlfriend is at work, so I closed all the curtains turned off all the lights and at every 30 minutes I walk around and check for intruders with my torch and my remote control.

And yes, I will use the remote control.

WHOA!

I'm going to watch Wayne's World!

I'll watch one then two.

Man, this is going to be so kick ass.

I mean, not only do I get to kill people with a torch and shine a remote control in their face but I can also eat some Lobster.

Man, I feel like a woman.

Doo Doo Doo Doooo

Something Something, this song is really old.

A way ay hey.


WHOA!

My remote control can fit under my chair!

And now for the weather.

Today, it's going to be mostly yellow, but with a touch of blue.

Which makes green? Or red, or the other colour.

Wait, green + red = Spleen

Spleen = Bean

Bean = Mr. Bean

Mr. Bean = Fava Bean

Fava Bean = Hannibal Lector

Hannibal Lector = A CANNIBAL!




THE COLOURS EAT EACH OTHER???!?!?!



AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!


This is not a drill, this is a screwdriver, a Phillips to be exact.

Hey can I get some of those mushrooms you have?

Dude, he's on teh ac1dz!11

Look, the mushrooms are mine.

I picked them, and I continue to use them.

They are mine.

Mine!

vitamin overdose

is it comprehensible....

Originally posted by Dregh2
vitamin overdose

is it comprehensible....

evil

It could be comprehensible....

Originally posted by Bloigen
Look, the mushrooms are mine.

I picked them, and I continue to use them.

They are mine.

Mine!

you selfish bastard!

You lucky bastard. disgust

lol

evillaugh

*shoots Bloigen and takes his job* ermm

*dies and has his job stolen* ermm

#eats Bloigens remains* ermm

*has his remains eaten* ermm

*resurects Bloigen as a robot* ermm robot

*takes over the world*

*renames the world Boobies*

*blows up the sun and replaces it with a lightbulb*

*uses bloigen as a mass-producing-mushroom-picking-robot*

*that*

Originally posted by Bloigen
*takes over the world*

*renames the world Boobies*

*blows up the sun and replaces it with a lightbulb*

Originally posted by Bloigen
*takes over the world*

*renames the world Boobies*

*blows up the sun and replaces it with a lightbulb* Al ightbulb eh? hmm

*Dumps cold water on everyone in this thread* Drugs are bad MMMMkay??

M'Kay

Oh my god.. What?