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Happy Birthday Bardock, Be happy being twenty, you've reached the double digits.....Well that is if you don't count 10 through 19, but still I bet being 20 is pretty cool!


Come to Canada and get drunk w00t

By the way I called in the Strippers, and I hear one named...oh what was it... Dusty! I guess its her nickname.... Will be wild, shes got the biggest boobs.

Party on.

vincent

I thought "strippers" was "snipers" at first. Darn.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

happy birthday to you!

I got you The Smiths.

Happy Birthday Bardock!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BARDOCK!!!

Watch this... I made it
(put the view size in wide)

http://media.putfile.com/mhj

Originally posted by Spartan005
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BARDOCK!!!

Watch this... I made it
(put the view size in wide)

http://media.putfile.com/mhj hysterical

Happy Birthday! hug

Feliz Cumpleanos

*flashes everyone*

even though it was yesterday err...have a good one?
happy belated birthday.

Happy Birthday Bardock.

Happy Birthday, GERMAN!

hahhahahhahaha

Man, I crack myself up.

See, he's german, and I called him that.

Funny Stuff.

I always figured the birth of the Anti Christ would be in June but, not yesterday.

Anyhoo happy B'day sweetie

Thanks to all of you, except Bloigen...for obvious reasons....being Bloigen and all. Thanks for that lovely animation Spartan and...well, hottie, how did you get Marr and Morrissey to work together again?

Originally posted by DarkC
I thought "strippers" was "snipers" at first. Darn.

That would have made you happy? Damn.

I told him to post here! w00t

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I always figured the birth of the Anti Christ would be in June but, not yesterday.

Anyhoo happy B'day sweetie
Hmm, it seems to me you want some Anti-Christ action there shifty

Originally posted by Bloigen
I told him to post here! w00t

he told me to post here w00t

Originally posted by Bardock42
Hmm, it seems to me you want some Anti-Christ action there shifty

That smilie is so beneath you and I could be too.

Originally posted by Bardock42
he told me to post here w00t

Yep. w00t

Originally posted by LethalFemme
That smilie is so beneath you and I could be too.

Damn, I don't think I could respond anything slightly sexual to that. Well, let's do it like the animals do, m'kay?

Holy f*ck a tree! B-Boy Bardock gots himself a B-day? Never did I know that he could do it like that. Like this. And. Like that. That. Thot. Thish.

Special B-day photo/picture for Bardock:

Originally posted by Bardock42
Damn, I don't think I could respond anything slightly sexual to that. Well, let's do it like the animals do, m'kay?

Devour one another?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Devour one another?
Well...if you are into that shifty

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Holy f*ck a tree! B-Boy Bardock gots himself a B-day? Never did I know that he could do it like that. Like this. And. Like that. That. Thot. Thish.

Special B-day photo/picture for Bardock:

Yipee, my awesomestest B-Day present. And, yeah, I just recently discovered I was able to get myself a birthday. It is really hard too. I have to work on it a whole year....well, I guess the bottom line it, I love you Floo.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Well...if you are into that shifty



Yipee, my awesomestest B-Day present. And, yeah, I just recently discovered I was able to get myself a birthday. It is really hard too. I have to work on it a whole year....well, I guess the bottom line it, I love you Floo.

Well I've accomplished many things.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Well I've accomplished many things.

You did? What, for example

Originally posted by Bardock42
You did? What, for example

Removing my bra in under ten seconds.eyes

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Removing my bra in under ten seconds.eyes

Prove it.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Prove it.

I'd have to put one on.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I'd have to put one on. droolio....damn, you can't do that to a poor 20 year old...

Originally posted by Bardock42
droolio....damn, you can't do that to a poor 20 year old...

Originally posted by Bardock42
Yipee, my awesomestest B-Day present. And, yeah, I just recently discovered I was able to get myself a birthday. It is really hard too. I have to work on it a whole year....well, I guess the bottom line it, I love you Floo.

You f*cking beautiful man-child! You always get me. Always...Like life. Always.

Here's another drawing for your eye-balls:

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
You f*cking beautiful man-child! You always get me. Always...Like life. Always.

Here's another drawing for your eye-balls:

It...it....it is beautiful. Like like a fish-soup in the early morning hours...did you take it with an Eskimo camera, did you, you did, didn't you? Yeah you did. Or you didn't. Either way...but you did.


Originally posted by LethalFemme


No seriously, that's not cool...I can't leave my room for the next few hours....

Originally posted by Bardock42
It...it....it is beautiful. Like like a fish-soup in the early morning hours...did you take it with an Eskimo camera, did you, you did, didn't you? Yeah you did. Or you didn't. Either way...but you did.




No seriously, that's not cool...I can't leave my room for the next few hours....

Don't hurt yourself now.tongue12

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Don't hurt yourself now.tongue12
I always try not to hurt myself...seems to be one of my favourite activities.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I always try not to hurt myself...seems to be one of my favourite activities.

I believe you.

planeHappy Birthday


Sorry Im late for your special day
Eating my muffin caused my delay
Looking at my watch, I knew its true
Time for me to say, Happy Birthday to you.

I know, its crap but its yours regardless! ....well. take it already



Did you make a wish?





scooter

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I believe you.

What..you just take my word for it..what the...err....hmm I think I was bitten by a snake..here, on my penis...could you maybe suck the poison out?

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
planeHappy Birthday


Sorry Im late for your special day
Eating my muffin caused my delay
Looking at my watch, I knew its true
Time for me to say, Happy Birthday to you.

I know, its crap but its yours regardless! ....well. take it already



Did you make a wish?





scooter

Hmm, I made hundreds...thanks for the beautiful poem...I feel special w00t

Originally posted by Bardock42
What..you just take my word for it..what the...err....hmm I think I was bitten by a snake..here, on my penis...could you maybe suck the poison out?

Ooh looks nasty, Im afraid we'll have to amputate

Happy Birthdaymistw00t

Originally posted by Imaginary
Ooh looks nasty, Im afraid we'll have to amputate

Happy Birthdaymistw00t

Oh..really?...I think it's fine again...hehe...seems alright...probably wasn't even a snake..more like a worm....or maybe nothing...I think it'S alright..well, yeah...I will go now...hehe..thanks for the help...hehe..bye.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Hmm, I made hundreds...thanks for the beautiful poem...I feel special w00t you are welcome, how special?...special....or special special?....cuz you know when its special special...its quite special.

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
you are welcome, how special?...special....or special special?....cuz you know when its special special...its quite special.

Hmm, it is some sort of special specialness I don't think anyone special ever felt.

Originally posted by Bardock42
What..you just take my word for it..what the...err....hmm I think I was bitten by a snake..here, on my penis...could you maybe suck the poison out?

Why? If anything it'll just swell up and that seems like a win, win situation to me.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Why? If anything it'll just swell up and that seems like a win, win situation to me.

Damn, you always come out on top (shifty), don't you?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Damn, you always come out on top (shifty), don't you?

Hehehehe....'come out'....cause shes a lesbian....I get it

Originally posted by Imaginary
Hehehehe....'come out'....cause shes a lesbian....I get it

Really, I don't....I just throw in shifty smilies to look cool....

Hehehehe....'just throw'.....cause you're special...I get it

Originally posted by Imaginary
Hehehehe....'just throw'.....cause you're special...I get it Hehe, I'm the pun-master w00t

Hehehe....'I'm'..cause you're talking in first person....I get it

Originally posted by Imaginary
Hehehe....'I'm'..cause you're talking in first person....I get it

Damn, I liek you, yoiu make me look smart...and deep...and smart....


Anyways, lyrics for the B-Dayer:

I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday
I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday
'Cause you're evil
And you lie
And if you should die
I may feel slightly sad
(But I won't cry)

Loved and lost
And some may say
When usually it's Nothing
Surely you're happy
It should be this way ?
I say "No, I'm gonna kill my dog"
And : "May the lines sag, may the lines sag heavy and deep tonight"


I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday
I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday
'Cause you're evil
And you lie
And if you should die
I may feel slightly sad
(But I won't cry)


Loved and lost
And some may say
When usually it's Nothing
Surely you're happy
It should be this way ?
I said "No"
And then I shot myself
So, drink, drink, drink
And be ill tonight


From the one you left behind
From the one you left behind
From the one you left behind
From the one you left behind
Behind

Originally posted by Bardock42
Damn, you always come out on top (shifty), don't you?

I tend to start at the top and work myself down.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I tend to start at the top and work myself down.

Are you flirting with me

Originally posted by Bardock42
Are you flirting with me

What? I was just standing here.shock

Originally posted by LethalFemme
What? I was just standing here.shock

Hehe, so was I...hehe...just that I'm partly sitting...hehe....

Happy B-day Bardock42! w00t

I'll bet you wonder what the "B" stands for.

Originally posted by Itzak
Happy B-day Bardock42! w00t

I'll bet you wonder what the "B" stands for.

Not really...every "B" stands for Bardock..that's a fact of life.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Not really...every "B" stands for Bardock..that's a fact of life.

Fine... spoil my fun. tongue_ss

is it your birthday bardock?

Originally posted by PVS
is it your birthday bardock?

Not really, it was yesterday though....

really?

Originally posted by PVS
really?

Well, if my parents didn't lie to me for the last 20+ years....

how would you be able to find out?

Originally posted by PVS
how would you be able to find out?

Hmm, I need a time machine and 200 horny virgins.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Hmm, I need a time machine and 200 horny virgins.

why the 200 horny virgins?

warum?
why?

hug

Originally posted by Maya Zurak
warum?
why?

hug

Weil ich Gestern Geburtstag hatte

lol naja ...
achsooo ich dachte es war heute xDD
trotzdem alles gute zum Gerburtstag buddy....!

Originally posted by Maya Zurak
lol naja ...
achsooo ich dachte es war heute xDD
trotzdem alles gute zum Gerburtstag buddy....!

Danke, buddette.

Hehe....

Ich nehme an!!

Originally posted by The Pict
Ich nehme an!!

What?

...err..maybe? i think thats what it was. i was just trying to muscle in on the german speak.

Originally posted by The Pict
...err..maybe? i think thats what it was. i was just trying to muscle in on the german speak.

Yeah, you said "I guess"....I wanted to know what you guess ...hehe

Happy Ex-Birthday, you German senile.

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Happy Ex-Birthday, you German senile.

-AC

Thank you AC, it is always nice to be reminded of my Germaness by you.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Was machst du denn so? nix

Originally posted by Maya Zurak
nix

Dann darf ich aber net viel machen

Happy birthday. ermm



Yesterday.

Originally posted by Sanctuary
Happy birthday. ermm



Yesterday.

Thank you.

What did you get me?

ALLES GUTE ZUM GEBURTSTAG!

Originally posted by Bloigen
ALLES GUTE ZUM GEBURTSTAG!

You are German

It's funny cause it isn't true.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Thank you.

What did you get me?
A smile.

Originally posted by Bardock42
You are German

It's funny cause it isn't true.

hysterical

Originally posted by Sanctuary
A smile.

That'S the first one I ever got form you hug

Originally posted by Bardock42
That'S the first one I ever got form you hug Get it off me! firefirefireph