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How are the fries?

The fries are served fresh and hot, made of only quality Mccain golden potatoes. Served in 1955, McDonald's fries have become the most popular in the world.

Do u serve steak there? lol j/k
.......... talk to me bout those apple pies eh

Why are you working at McDonalds?? I worked ther for almost a year! It sucked!

well..... i suppose if you get free fries if you work there that would be nice. The fries are good

very true

The apple pies are carefully seasoned, and baked with brown sugar, cinnamon, and love. Taken fresh out of the oven, and served fresh everyday.

I'm working there because, I'm lovin' it

Seriously, I'm working there because I have no work experience, and no one else will hire me.

quite quite

Nasty.

Originally posted by Opaleye92
quite quite

that was to Black Sunshine^
but yes the apple pies are delicious so bravo

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Nasty.

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Originally posted by crazylozer
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Why am I so amazing?

A royale with cheese please

Originally posted by Bloigen
Why am I so amazing?

Because you, as a valued customer of our fine corporation, are both respectful and amazing.

Originally posted by smoker4
A royale with cheese please

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Would you like fries or a drink with that?

Originally posted by crazylozer
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Would you like fries or a drink with that?

Only if you hav'nt spat on them

No promises...

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How long ago were you hired you seem to kno alot about the fries and stuff, so either you memorized the handbook or whateva, or u were brainwashed, personally i am leaning towards the latter

Are You a Middle Aged Fat Women who sits at home playing video games all day eating a Big Mac, waiting for your shift at Mcdonalds to start so you can go and get some free burgers?

I was hired about 114 minutes ago, and I've actually been posting almot directly out of the handbook

When is Mc Donalds gonna bring back the Mc Rib?

Originally posted by crazylozer
I was hired about 114 minutes ago, and I've actually been posting almot directly out of the handbook

Oh, ok, cool. cause it would have been almost impossible, and may i say pointless to memorize all that but congrats on working at McDonalds for almost 2 hours!

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Are You a Middle Aged Fat Women who sits at home playing video games all day eating a Big Mac, waiting for your shift at Mcdonalds to start so you can go and get some free burgers?

Thats one hell of a big mac if it takes all day to eat it!

I would like two of those please, supersize me

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Are You a Middle Aged Fat Women who sits at home playing video games all day eating a Big Mac, waiting for your shift at Mcdonalds to start so you can go and get some free burgers?

No, but people on our crew...are from different neighbourhoods...are all different ages (but young at heart)...speak different languages in different styles...have diverse talents...have had different life experiences...and dress differently (except when at work ).

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
When is Mc Donalds gonna bring back the Mc Rib?

I don't know, hopefully, soon.

OMG! I work at McDonald's too

i worked at mcdonalds for 13 months, it was my first job, i had a great laugh there but the managers were d*cks.

Originally posted by crazylozer
Apply. If you are not A) a convicted mass murderer or B) dead, you'll be hired.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Tell me about the fish sandwhich. I love that.

Originally posted by DanZeke25
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

2,473 however, i suppose it all depends on the person.

Originally posted by DanZeke25
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

42 and a smile!

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
Tell me about the fish sandwhich. I love that.

Introduced in 1963 as an alternative sandwich to beef and chicken, the Filet-O-Fish has now become a popular menu item throughout the world. With a plain bun, tartar sauce, a slice of cheese and a delicious breaded fish filet perfectly fried to delectable melt-in-your-mouth tenderness, it is no wonder that over 182,000 pounds of fish are used every day in North America to fill all the orders of Filet-O-Fish that come into the many Mcdonald's restaurants across the land.

i got fired from my job as a bike mechanic, so i applied to McDonalds a couple of days ago, i hope i get the job.

You will. Period.

Originally posted by Prabhodh
i got fired from my job as a bike mechanic, so i applied to McDonalds a couple of days ago, i hope i get the job.


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Originally posted by crazylozer
Ask me anything.


when do you plan on quiting?

Originally posted by crazylozer
The fries are served fresh and hot, made of only quality Mccain golden potatoes. Served in 1955, McDonald's fries have become the most popular in the world.

Wow.... I was joking but okay. Tell me about the #7 Crispy Chicken Sandwich droolio

Originally posted by crazylozer
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Would you like fries with that?

Originally posted by Bloigen

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Originally posted by Thorinn
when do you plan on quiting?

End of August; before school starts again.

Originally posted by Spartan005
Wow.... I was joking but okay. Tell me about the #7 Crispy Chicken Sandwich droolio

Delicious, scrumptious and delectable, the Crispy Chicken Sandwich was unfortunately discontinued after the introduction of the Premium Chicken Sandwiches. Made from fresh, crisp lettuce, a slice of a ripe and juicy tomato, a hearty slab of premium chicken breast meat, breaded and fried ever so nicely, with mayonnaise on a sesame bun, the Crispy Chicken Sandwich was a menu item many were sad to see go.

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
Would you like fries with that?

Why, I would indeed! I'd also like it supersized!

Originally posted by PeterGriffin


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my first job was at Publix I'm anti-mcdonalds I hate their fries and everything else they make

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