emporerpants
the superhero dance off!!!!!!!!!!!! it goes down something like this:
thor: "superman! thou shalt be defeated by mine asgardian power worm!" *busts some godly groves*
superman: "well played, your rythm is impeccable, but can you handle my super cape shuffle?" *groves faster than a speeding bullet while never letting go of his cape*
thor: "by odins beard! thou truly art a worth dancer! but i fear thou shalt not overcome the moves of mc mjolnir!" *does a perfect mc hammer imitation in can't touch this*
superman: "i can't believe i've been pushed this far...alright, the kid gloves are off, i can't be held back by my mental blocks anymore...KRYPTONIAN STUTTER STEP INTO SUPER PLANETARY BREAK DANCE!!!!!!!" *busts the maddest groves this side of soul train, the sheer kickassitry of which inspires the rest of the world to express their appreciation through the majesty of dance*
thor: "enough! thou art the victor...thou art truly the greatest dancer the world has ever known!"
batman to thor: "OHHHHHHHHH!!!!! YOU GOT SERVED!!!!!!!!!!!
thor: "superman! thou shalt be defeated by mine asgardian power worm!" *busts some godly groves*
superman: "well played, your rythm is impeccable, but can you handle my super cape shuffle?" *groves faster than a speeding bullet while never letting go of his cape*
thor: "by odins beard! thou truly art a worth dancer! but i fear thou shalt not overcome the moves of mc mjolnir!" *does a perfect mc hammer imitation in can't touch this*
superman: "i can't believe i've been pushed this far...alright, the kid gloves are off, i can't be held back by my mental blocks anymore...KRYPTONIAN STUTTER STEP INTO SUPER PLANETARY BREAK DANCE!!!!!!!" *busts the maddest groves this side of soul train, the sheer kickassitry of which inspires the rest of the world to express their appreciation through the majesty of dance*
thor: "enough! thou art the victor...thou art truly the greatest dancer the world has ever known!"
batman to thor: "OHHHHHHHHH!!!!! YOU GOT SERVED!!!!!!!!!!!