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Deep in the void, I grew tired of people reaching out to touch my sexy hair. So I called Ghostbusters. They said they don't deal with n00bie pests, and forwarded Scythe's number to me. Surprisingly, Scythe being 100 years old led me to believe that his number was 666. I called him, and his head explodedededed, BOOM ACTUAL THREAD! Happy cynical flying goat, bring us death and creepy crappy comedy!

Originally posted by SelphieT
Deep in the void, I grew tired of people reaching out to touch my sexy hair. So I called Ghostbusters. They said they don't deal with n00bie pests, and forwarded Scythe's number to me. Surprisingly, Scythe being 100 years old led me to believe that his number was 666. I called him, and his head explodedededed, BOOM ACTUAL THREAD! Happy cynical flying goat, bring us death and creepy crappy comedy!

uh no offense but





















white ppl

Holy JC Chavez! I didn't think you'de bite!

......myes, myes indeed!

Let's go huntin', I get dibs on first shot. We'll hunt elusive helium filled balloons that children have unwittingly let go due to something else better stealing their attention!


fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap!!

Originally posted by Scythe
Let's go huntin', I get dibs on first shot. We'll hunt elusive helium filled balloons that children have unwittingly let go due to something else better stealing their attention!


fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap!!

okay, thank goodness you added me and not Dick Cheneys last hunting partner, whew!

No, I learned my lesson...

However for some odd reason I have giant rats pursuing me. It's wierd! It's as if they think I'm cheese! A giant slice of swiss cheese in a wheelchair! I'm starting to get scared.

Originally posted by Scythe
No, I learned my lesson...

However for some odd reason I have giant rats pursuing me. It's wierd! It's as if they think I'm cheese! A giant slice of swiss cheese in a wheelchair! I'm starting to get scared.

you should um, get some giant snakes to eat the giant rats

I thought about that, but then I fear the snakes will make a home in the non-surgical holes I have covering my body thanks to that bald d00d. And to charge them rent, no one accepts snake cash...

Originally posted by Scythe
I thought about that, but then I fear the snakes will make a home in the non-surgical holes I have covering my body thanks to that bald d00d. And to charge them rent, no one accepts snake cash...

non surgical holes...........I won't ask

well.........we could get some giant mongooses for them giant snakes

Well I doubt penis...er, I mean, Dick is a surgeon. He made swiss cheese out of me! And he didn't buy me a drink after filling my up with holes. (Wonder how many women have said that...?)

As for the mongeese....? Is that right? Mongeese? The hell am I sellin'?TM Yeah, anyways, the "mongeese" would be huge right? They'de eat me. Then poop me out, and burn their Scythe-poo...

Originally posted by Scythe
Well I doubt penis...er, I mean, Dick is a surgeon. He made swiss cheese out of me! And he didn't buy me a drink after filling my up with holes. (Wonder how many women have said that...?)

As for the mongeese....? Is that right? Mongeese? The hell am I sellin'?TM Yeah, anyways, the "mongeese" would be huge right? They'de eat me. Then poop me out, and burn their Scythe-poo...


well........some.......happy women? I don't know!

scythe poo eh? hmmmmmm, what eats mongeese? ......thats a tough question.........damn.

Go Ahead...take Ca$h from 2007!!!

Originally posted by SelphieT
Deep in the void, I grew tired of people reaching out to touch my sexy hair. So I called Ghostbusters. They said they don't deal with n00bie pests, and forwarded Scythe's number to me. Surprisingly, Scythe being 100 years old led me to believe that his number was 666. I called him, and his head explodedededed, BOOM ACTUAL THREAD! Happy cynical flying goat, bring us death and creepy crappy comedy!

That's hot... I can actually feel my brain oozing out of my ears. Give me more eyes

Selphie....

Scythe......

Look! At thee awesome power of my kitteh! His name is Gato!!

el gato.......es muy..............PICANTE!!!!!!!!

Esta es mi gato Hector. Hector es muy guapo y gordo.

This is my goat, his name is Baphomet. Look how cute he ish!

maaaaaaan, I wish I had a goat...........

It's a shame I had to murder his family to make this cake!!

this is my sl*t...........and this is my a.sswhole

Originally posted by Scythe
It's a shame I had to murder his family to make this cake!!

mmmmmm, goat cake, looks del-ish

I'm kidding! That's the cake my neglected fanbase sh*t out for me on account that it was my two decade anniversary.






........GOATS!!

Sarcasm taken Selphie...

family portrait?

Originally posted by Scythe
Sarcasm taken Selphie...

yes.......I'm am simply mesmerizedeek

Originally posted by SelphieT
family portrait?

HAHAHAHAhahaha, you made Sangria go up my nostrils......ouch.

Truly one for the wall don't ya say? I remember those days when meh mommeh used to say:

"DAMN IT YOU GOD-FORSAKEN KID!"

Because "Kids" are the scientific word for young goat, I call them goatlings, but I'm not a scientist.

Originally posted by Scythe
HAHAHAHAhahaha, you made Sangria go up my nostrils......ouch.

Truly one for the wall don't ya say? I remember those days when meh mommeh used to say:

"DAMN IT YOU GOD-FORSAKEN KID!"

Because "Kids" are the scientific word for young goat, I call them goatlings, but I'm not a scientist.

goatlings, thats awesome,


yeah, got a burning sensation in your nosey holes?

Originally posted by SelphieT
yeah, got a burning sensation in your nosey holes?

Among other things......wait, what?!

Originally posted by Scythe
Among other things......wait, what?!

...............you.

Yes, I do love my fun hole don't I?

Originally posted by Scythe
Yes, I do love my fun hole don't I?

fun hole......Liz is not following...............donkey......makes me smile.....

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i219/LizofLincoln/donkey.jpg

Hahaha, look at that pathetic excuse of a horse. Hahaha.

Originally posted by Scythe
Hahaha, look at that pathetic excuse of a horse. Hahaha.

horses are dumb. Donkeys are well educated. *makes a pair of glasses appear on face, then pushes them up nose*

And they get laid alot. Have you been to Mexico? Yeah.... I've seen things that would make a small boy's head explode.

Originally posted by Scythe
And they get laid alot. Have you been to Mexico? Yeah.... I've seen things that would make a small boy's head explode.

nope, I've never been on the roaaaaaad to mexicoooooo

huh...

................*shoots eye bullets at Scythe*

and yes, I read all your damn blogs........the four/five of them.....and......was.........I don't know!

Did they make sense to you?

Originally posted by Scythe
Did they make sense to you?

somewhat. Some of them.......I didn't find out what the real meaning was........

Liz is tired. Liz is going to take care of things. Liz may play a video game. Liz is saying bye bye, and peace, and word to yo motha mo f*cka

I've been dreaming of someone un-colored to say that to me. Yay!

Originally posted by Scythe
I've been dreaming of someone un-colored to say that to me. Yay!

.........you have a very unique voice.....

Jesus loves me, he loves me a bunch,
cause he always puts Skippy, in my lunch

hey scythe, how was ozzfest?

I have a unique voice? Thank you??.....? I think... Is that a compliment or what? I can't tell! DAMN YOU SARCASM!

Jesus?! God?! NO! Do you wish that I melted away into nothing? Then who will make you laugh?!

Oh.....Ozzfest....here's what I wrote about Ozzfest, taken from a post in the music forum:

thats too fargin' cool. You got $430.......just for pictures.....

I'm not being sarcastic! I swear

But honestly, its cool. The voice.....is cool

I've never liked Atreyu.......and they are emo and screamo-ish.....they should die.

Scythe:

yes, its okay if you call me. But if its a long call, I may have to use my home phone so I don't run outta money on my cell

Originally posted by SelphieT
I've never liked Atreyu.......and they are emo and screamo-ish.....they should die.

Yeah! The ghey thing about it, was that since there was so much going on, and everybody hatin' on Atreyu, this big d00d about 6'5 with broad shoulders says:

"Anyone throws sh*t at them, they get kicked out, and I'll kick our ass!"

Just then. some flea-bitten varmit threw a coke onstage, then went on to hide behind me. I look back and said, "genius"!

After resolving the issue with that huge d00d, I only suffered a cut on my elbow after he pushed me against the wall. Which was jacked up because I tried pushing him down to the floor, and I think I might've tickled him...

.......how'd he push you into a wall? You weren't in your wheelchair?

I was! Which is like, what the f*ck? He pressed his hand on my shoulder and just gave me a push, but he was strong as f*ck, and I'm such a weak duckling....

Eh, was he like a...security guard or whatever the hell?

He's probably packin nothing though.......heh heh heh

My thoughts exactly, he was just a security guard trying to keep everyone in check. He was doin' an awful job of it though. He's standin' there hasslin' me while dozens create fires behind him.

Originally posted by Scythe
My thoughts exactly, he was just a security guard trying to keep everyone in check. He was doin' an awful job of it though. He's standin' there hasslin' me while dozens create fires behind him.

yeah, I guess I have it easy. I've been going to shows my whole life, when I was reaaaally little my dad took me to the Descendents.....and this guy yelled at him for bringing a kid that small......but the band kept waving at me off-stage, so thats cool

But back to the having it easy thing, yeah, being a ....female has advantages sometimes with horny security guards that are extremely ugly......

I just listened to the message on my phone. My head exploded......so now I'm gathering up the bits and pieces left......

That bad?

no no no, it wasn't bad at all. I just know your name now, mwahahahahahahaha!

Really? How did you manage that?

well......now you know

Wow, burned, anyhoo, your sexy!

....well thanks, I just need to see this strifey poo now, hahahaha

Actually that was just me kissing-ass for you not to blackmail me, but you are attractive! Hehehehehe

blackmail? me!? awww noooooooooo























































































Its extortion baby

Yay, SelphieT's online

I'm sorry, my balls and my head, no the other head, just exploded, what was that?

Originally posted by L0ckJaw
Yay, SelphieT's online

you're happy? sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

Originally posted by Scythe
I'm sorry, my balls and my head, no the other head, just exploded, what was that?

....schwat?........what was what? .....*looks around* ......*looks around some more* I don't even know you myan!

I'll take my dignity now.

: : takes bowl of mac' & cheese : :

.... no fair. A bowl of that sounds real good at the moment. I haven't had mac and cheese since.......dear god. When was the last time!?

oh well. So, wanna explain that other post?

What, the one with meh nads blowin' up? No thank you, it's self explanatory...

yeah, you're right........*raises eyebrow*

Here's a present for Liz...

Vagrant goat?!

yay presents for meeeeee........what presents does scythe want?

Goat's milk flavored lollipops...

.......no. no gift for you.

You know what, scratch that, f*ck the lollipops, I need some damn bandages for my hand, damn it hurts...

what did you do?

I don't know, I think I must've sprained it when I was at Ozzfest... Weird...

Luckily I found some! And it's clean, as in no blood from one of my previous injuries. I'm death-prone...

does that mean that you are clumbsy

I would think when a person is death-prone they've transcended the level of clumsy thrice fold...

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i219/LizofLincoln/charmander.gif

i'm very times 9 accident prone. i fall through poarches. flood the back of churches fall in ditches without moving ect...

I dunno.......I don't think I'm very clumsy.........unless I'm doing it on purpose. Hahahahahaha like that one time.........I kept walking into my friends and just bouncing off them into another person......haha good times.........

When I'm sad, I'm very non-clumsy.

Ay-caramba!

ay-carajo

Hey Liz, I'm sendin' ya some candy from Mexico, and some goatwhore pops, they're good, trust me!

goatwhore pops? awwww maaaan, I don't want herpes in the throat again! .....................

Nothing like that, it's just caramel pops made of goat's milk, they're very good, wait...again? What the hell?

really? sounds good! *ignores scythe's last comment*

Selphie! YOO GOT SUM 'SPLAININ' TOO DOO!

Originally posted by Scythe
Selphie! YOO GOT SUM 'SPLAININ' TOO DOO!

I'm a good girl! All my orifices are virgins

wow
i thought you were all innocence and sweetness.

I am! I am a good girl!

Originally posted by SelphieT
I am! I am a good girl!
i believe you thats why i like you

I don't understand how a person like you who talks about one night stands and picking up people to screw with at church could "like" me

Originally posted by SelphieT
I don't understand how a person like you who talks about one night stands and picking up people to screw with at church could "like" me
personality thats why.

hmmm, interesting.

not all guys go for just looks

Originally posted by CommandoDelta38
not all guys go for just looks exactamundo

Originally posted by CommandoDelta38
not all guys go for just looks

hmm yeah, I guess.....I don't know.

you know what i take it back....

guys go for the looks because their evil penises dick-tates them to charge

i've never based my choice on how someone looked, that just turned out to be an added bonus

I can understand that

I personally think one night stands are just dumb. I'd probably get attached, and never get over it. I wouldn't be a stalker, but losing it is a pretty big thing to me. I don't wanna give it to someone who'll leave in the morning, and I'll just sit there happy thinking they'll call me or something...........its just dumb.

lol, not intirely true raph only those men who don't have the will power to surpress those instincts

which is why NEVER EVER GO for the Single Women without boyfriends.

go for someone who is already married or commited so no strings attached or go for the friends with benifits.

go with someone who is already married!? you're horrible! I take offence to that! My parents are divorced.....................and I hate my dad for doing the things he did!

i couldn't bring myself to destroy someone's commitment like that

I couldn't either...

by my honor i'd have to kill myself before i could do that to someone

I don't ever wanna cheat. Especially when I'm married. My dad kinda ruined my childhood. thats why I'm all mature.......gaaaah, I hate that old man sometimes

i'm sorry to here that :hugs:

:hugs back: thanks. just the whole infidelity thing blows. I made a speech about it and presented it to the class before summer break. Eesh, nearly cried while reading it. Its a really personal thing cause growing up my dad was always my hero, and now it kinda sucks cause that hero is human.

Do you Have that Paper on your records. because i wanna read it. to see whats on the flip side of my views.

least you grew up with your parents .... i can't say the same

my father cheated too. like father like son i guess.

good luck then ... that'll land you in a serious shithole one day

Originally posted by Raphael Sorel
which is why NEVER EVER GO for the Single Women without boyfriends.

go for someone who is already married or commited so no strings attached or go for the friends with benifits.

read my second post on this page- http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=411743&perpage=20&highlight=&pagenumber=4

Grow up, stop treating people like objects, don't use what your father did to excuse your own disgusting behaviour.

Originally posted by CommandoDelta38
least you grew up with your parents .... i can't say the same

I'm sorry *big hug*

thanks hun *hug*

ah wow, let out a lot of stuff there.........kinda feel like a pussy now

its ok :P

OOOoooooooooooooo funny pic of meeeeeee hahahahaha.....

eh, I look like DeeDee Ramone.......

lol

is that yo then or dee dee ramone?

Originally posted by natashia
is that yo then or dee dee ramone?

its meeee, isn't dee dee dead anywhoo?

your cute

i don't know who she is
your pretty.

awww thanks

welcome sweetie

hi Sel

heya

Did everyone hear?
Selphie's getting married to some extremely handsome person!

NO WAY!? who?

O_o

I'm getting hitched guys

to who

ME!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

!!!! ........he keeps asking me to marry him!!!!

Hey, you lost that coin toss fair and square!

Does Xirius have to be shot?