Michael Jordan being sued for $832 mil

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Mugen
This guy cant be serious sad

http://msn.foxsports.com/nba/story/5766288?FSO1&ATT=HMA

Heres the video story
http://www.kgw.com/sharedcontent/VideoPlayer/videoPlayer.php?vidId=74516&catId=131

Dr. Strangelove
I would love to see the video of him getting laughed out of the courtroom if this somehow actually reaches the courts.

I mean really, I would love to look like MJ. Good way to get chicks.

By the way, I am astonished that the people of this country can sue for someone looking like someone else. This whole sueing business has completely gotten out of hand.

Blaxican Hydra
I agree. This is just another bullsh*t get rich quick thing, like with Michael Jackson. You know that he actually gets accused of molesting kids several times a year?

forumcrew
at least he was sorta creative, i certainly have never heard of a stupid ass law suit of this nature before. The man will get nothing, and hes full of shit, because it would be tight for people to think your jordan. You could go to casinos and abuse his massiv line of credit and get a shit ton of girls if so many people actually thought he was MJ which im sure no one mistakes him for. Hes freakin 6 foot tall, youd have to be a moron to think hes jordan. My favorite part is that people at the gym think he plays ball like Jordan.. hahaha if i met this guy id mistake him for a place to my foot in his ass.

DanZeke25
Am I the only one that thinks this is funny as hell? laughing laughing laughing

koolruningz
He makes a very strong case. no expression

RZA
Originally posted by forumcrew
My favorite part is that people at the gym think he plays ball like Jordan.. hahaha if i met this guy id mistake him for a place to my foot in his ass.

laughing Yeah, that's the part that definitely gave away that he's lying his ass off.

"Even when I go to the gym I'm being accused of playing ball like him (Jordan)," Heckard said.

Pfttt....yeah right, in his dreams probably.

Dexx
man..how lame can you get. i don't get this american suing system....you have too much freedom for this sort of crap.
he should try it over here. they'd probably catch him and cut off his nose.....problem solved, i'd say....no-one will mistake him for jordan then.

darth_royke
well.... this is why i love america. i've never been there but the stuff that comes out of there is hilarious. does this mean i could sue ice cube for looking a little like him? although i'm white? i hope not, i wouldnt want to.

cking
well if Jordan is being sued that much then he should be ready to come out of retirement.

T.M
He is saying he made Jordan as famous as he is ?

Is there anything Americans won't sue for ?

Jordan should get him on the stand and just slap him..

cking
or play him one on one basketball.

Bardock42
Originally posted by T.M
He is saying he made Jordan as famous as he is ?

Is there anything Americans won't sue for ?

Jordan should get him on the stand and just slap him..

No, he is suing another person for making him famous.

Smasandian
I think Jordon should commit murder in Portland now that he has somebody to take his fall.

forumcrew
Originally posted by Dexx
man..how lame can you get. i don't get this american suing system....you have too much freedom for this sort of crap.
he should try it over here. they'd probably catch him and cut off his nose.....problem solved, i'd say....no-one will mistake him for jordan then.

what you need to understadn is this will be thrown out as a frivolous lawsuit, hes not going to get this to go to any type of actual trial.

tanjot
Originally posted by Mugen
This guy cant be serious sad

http://msn.foxsports.com/nba/story/5766288?FSO1&ATT=HMA

Heres the video story
http://www.kgw.com/sharedcontent/VideoPlayer/videoPlayer.php?vidId=74516&catId=131

that....is hands down.....the most idiotic thing..i have ever seen in my life and probably ever will see.

Myth
Alright, us Oregon guys in the Portland area will do anything to get rich big grin

Honestly, if it is that much trouble, why doesn't he grow a full beard or something?

Dexx
Originally posted by forumcrew
what you need to understadn is this will be thrown out as a frivolous lawsuit, hes not going to get this to go to any type of actual trial.
that doesn't change the fact that he actually tried it. that alone was absurd.
but hey..it's americans who have the Stella awards..for most ridiculous trial winnings....some of which are simply hilarious smile

T.M
Originally posted by Bardock42
No, he is suing another person for making him famous.

Ohhh.. that still makes no sense to me.

Mugen
hes dumb, hes suing somone for doing thier job, and he is suing an athlete for being himself and playing the sport he loves, this reminds of that " Im suing mcdonalds cuz they're fench fries made me fat bullshit, or the coffee was too hot" a while back.im ashamed to be an american.

Myth
This is worse though. Don't get me wrong, the other two lawsuits are bullsh!t, but there was arguments in the McD's case about the nutrition facts not being posted at McD's and the coffee I heard was beyond hot (it was made extra hot so people could buy it, drive to work, and then still have it hot enough). But yeah, dumb....

batmanisbetter
HA HA HA THEY DON'T EVEN LOOK ALIKE

Cerberus
Originally posted by Mugen
This guy cant be serious sad

http://msn.foxsports.com/nba/story/5766288?FSO1&ATT=HMA

Heres the video story
http://www.kgw.com/sharedcontent/VideoPlayer/videoPlayer.php?vidId=74516&catId=131

This is totally lame, sueing someone just because you are being "accused" of looking like them? WTF?

Frigid Soul
Originally posted by DanZeke25
Am I the only one that thinks this is funny as hell? laughing laughing laughing

No you're not. It's just another case of an idoit wanting their 15 minutes of fame.

Myth
The guy was on Jimmy Kimmel Live and they were asking everybody on the streets to I.D. him. Only women guessed he was Jordan and even then it was like a third of them.

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