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lol! Sorry the worst job thread was just so damn negative...


What is the best job(salary or otherwise) that you have evar had?


When I was like 12 I deliver newspapers at an old folks home. I got paid like ten bucks an hour and all the old ladies thought I was so cute and the tips added up to like $200 a month!!

youpi

none...

Never been fired.

Originally posted by Bloigen
Never been fired. cuz u have never worked

Awww my thread was negative. . .

I've never had a job until the sucky one I am currently working.

Originally posted by Bloigen
Never been fired.



yes,yes you keep telling yourself that.

Owned!

I've never been fired....cause I've never really had a job

^ Same here

Originally posted by Phazon
cuz u have never worked

Yes I have....

I still do....

Originally posted by Noa
yes,yes you keep telling yourself that.

Mohaha!

I've never worked. Except for that one time in Jamaica...

i have the best job now they hardly make me do anything and i get payed really good droolio

Starbucks droolio

I still work for them w00t

nowhere..

The whorehouse in the cityw00t



Ok, I was the floorcleaner, but still....boobies! w00t























Ok I made that up, but still....boobies!w00t

Boobies boobies everywhere, and not a drop to drink w00t














Unless you're a baby ermm

Or if you went out to the desert and fought off thousands of aliens singlehandedly with a machete and got really really dehydrated and the only available source of liquid is boobie milk from a nearby whorehouse that just happeed to be in the middle of the desert in case anyone who was really really dehydrated happened to be thereermm

That sounds disturbingly specific dodgy

Its not like it ever happened to medodgy




















runaway2

Haha you might be my favourite person right now, I give you a 9.7 for that wonderful execution of smilie use.

the best i ever got paid was like 12 bucks and hour.

i got fired once.

Only 9.7?cry I trained with the Olympic team for months to pull that manoeuvre off and I only get a 9.7?

I hate youcry *runs off crying*



















Why is manoeuvre such a pain in the ass to spellermm

Originally posted by Prabhodh
the best i ever got paid was like 12 bucks and hour.

i got fired once.

Dude buddy pal mate brother....cant you see Im talking to the lady here?ermm Gosh some people, always interupting...nahuh

Originally posted by PeterGriffin
Its not like it ever happened to medodgy




















runaway2

Originally posted by Coldfire


*cough* I think that deserves higher than a 9.7*cough*

Originally posted by PeterGriffin
Only 9.7?cry I trained with the Olympic team for months to pull that manoeuvre off and I only get a 9.7?

I hate youcry *runs off crying*

Why is manoeuvre such a pain in the ass to spellermm

You mean maneuver? ermm

Originally posted by silver_tears
You mean maneuver? ermm

I dont know, the spellchecker said manoeuvre so Im going to side with that for nowermm

Irene-y!
Whats crackin?

Not too much, I'm taking a break from all the sexcapades I normally engage in. You?

Originally posted by PeterGriffin
I dont know, the spellchecker said manoeuvre so Im going to side with that for nowermm

You spellcheck, a man after my own heart droolio

Originally posted by silver_tears
You spellcheck, a man after my own heart droolio

Does it matter if I wasnt always a man?dodgy

Originally posted by PeterGriffin
*cough* I think that deserves higher than a 9.7*cough*
Fine a 9.75
Originally posted by PeterGriffin
Does it matter if I wasnt always a man?dodgy

Originally posted by PeterGriffin
Does it matter if I wasnt always a man?dodgy

I'm gonna go with yes.........

Originally posted by silver_tears
Not too much, I'm taking a break from all the sexcapades I normally engage in. You?
Really now?
Sexcapades...
sounds interesting...
I've been working far too much...

Originally posted by Coldfire
Fine a 9.75


I winclap

Originally posted by silver_tears
I'm gonna go with yes.........

Good cause that operation never happened...nope, never did....what operation? I never said anything about a sex change, you're crazy, you're all crazy people, get away you crazy people, back to your spaceships come on lets go...ermm

Who have you been probing lately ermm

How did you kn.....waaaait a minute, I'm not falling for that one detective

i have worked at an estate agents - doing the cleaning and left after me and the manager had arguements through post it notes

and Alton Towers waterpark was Bull i got fired for being off putting to the guests because i didnt smile enough

And the job i have now Is at a bookies

Mini post it notes are betterermm

Originally posted by PeterGriffin
How did you kn.....waaaait a minute, I'm not falling for that one detective

We know all your secrets

Not a real job, but during my study I got to be an intern at the international movie-festival in Holland. That was coolest job so far, as I got to learn a lot about movies, saw a lot of movies, had a all-access pass to all the parties and spotted Bill Paxton, Takashi Miike and even had a beer with Doug Bradley!

Originally posted by Pandemoniac
Not a real job, but during my study I got to be an intern at the international movie-festival in Holland. That was coolest job so far, as I got to learn a lot about movies, saw a lot of movies, had a all-access pass to all the parties and spotted Bill Paxton, Takashi Miike and even had a beer with Doug Bradley!


Okay,um, call me ignorant but who the hell are those people you just mentioned??

Bill Paxton acted in Aliens, True Lies, Predator 2, A simple plan, Frailty (also directed that one).
Takashi Miike directed Ichi the killer, Audition and Dead or Alive
Doug Bradley is most known for playing Pinhead in the Hellraiser movies