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so what were some of your favorite/most memorable lines POTC 2? Personally, i liked when Jack looked in his jar of dirt and found that the heart was missing and said "where's the thump-thump?"

"I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a Jar of Dirt!"

"look a dead monkey *bang* top that!!"
but that's like everyone's so mine is
"where's that monkey, i need to shoot something."
no offese Monkey...

o i almost forgot...look what i've found!!
http://www.xanga.com/jessigem09
sorry but i couldn't get the pics on here so to see them you have to go to my xanga....but they're quote avatars!!

Hehe, I agree with Jess on the Monkey lines.

"Look, an undead monkey!" *shoots*

you could just imagine the crickets chirping after he said that...
or when he was being snotty with norrington "You smell funny!!"

OMG.. that line was awesome too

"I'VE GOT A JAR OF DIRT! I'VE GOT A JAR OF DIRT!!! AND GUESS WHAT'S INSIDE IT!!"

and

"So tell me... What's become of my ship?"

I love all the dirt lines and when he told norrington "You smell funny!"

Its the Bible; you get credit for trying.

And my favorite part is when he shoots the bird!

oh yah the bible one was good!Originally posted by Spartan005
Yeah, that one was pretty good.. but I think my favorite has to be "Then load the rum!" yah I loved it when they all turned and stared at him with questioning faces!

I loved the line that will shouts "come on i could do this all day"

The canibals (i think thats what they are) just look at each other with the weirdist looks its great.

RAGETTI: What's gotten into him? (the dog)

PINTELL: Maybe he saw a catfish? -Laughs-

RAGETTI: -Delayed laughter-

xD!

Or...

JACK: How much do you know about Davy Jones?
WILL: Not that much?
JACK: Yeah, it's gonna save Elizabeth. -Nervous-

xD!

Yeah I def. loved the monkey bit.

Jack: 'Why is the rum always gone' *wobbles* 'Oh that's why!'

Parrot: 'Don't eat me!'
Will: 'I'm not going to eat you'
Parrot: 'Don't eat me, don't eat me!'

Jack: 'Lam Lam Say Say Eunichy Snip Snip!'

"Jack: 'Lam Lam Say Say Eunichy Snip Snip!'"

Damnit, I was just about to say that one!

How about this -

Elizabeth: Oh fine! Let us all go about and cut up people! *starts rambling and throwing sand at everyone*

Originally posted by *-=Fat sacK=-*
I loved the line that will shouts "come on i could do this all day"

The canibals (i think thats what they are) just look at each other with the weirdist looks its great.

i loved that too. that was one of the best laughs of the movie

Sparrow: Is this a dream?

Bootstrap Bill: No

Sparrow: of course, if it was a dream there'd be rum.
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Sparrow: Elizabeth! Quick hide the rum!
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Gibbs: Jacks Hat!

Sparrow: Leave it!
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Gibbs: What are we running from?

Sparrow: Nothing!
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Sparrow: *with the jug of dirt* Will it help me?

Woman: If you dont want it give it back

Sparrow: No!

Will: Jack? Jack Sparrow? I can honestly say i'm glad to see you!!
Jack: *poke*poke*

orlando's voice got all cracky and he sounded drunk(and looked drunk)

Nothing from Davey Jones?!??!?! He had the best dialogue in the movie!!!

"Life is cruel. Why should the afterlife be any different? "

uhh...yea...that was HILARIOUS *cough*
jk i suppose he had some good ones, but i wasn't paying attention, i was too distracted by the tantacles....
which reminds me....i was laughing when they showed him playing the piano with his tentacles!!! i didn't want to laugh out loud in case some people thought it was a serious scene...so it was more of an inside laugh

man i love you people. good quotes all around.

i have to say the whole curiousity conversation is a fav.

also when Jack calls Liz a pirate after The Kiss.

And of course:
Much more better! It is a drawring of a key...

i love the way he says drawing....actually, you wrote it exactly how he said it----drawring.
also when the little person says wierd....errr. he says er funny.
i love the accents in this movie

Davy Jones: Can you live with the guilt of a 100 innocent souls, paying your debt?

Sparrow: Yup, I'm good with that!
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Sparrow: Unicky Snip Snip!

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Sparrow: No, I'm a God, big fire, big fire!

no conscience

oooo yaya i forgot about this one:

"it should be a dress or nothing. I happen to have no dress in my cabin."

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Elizabeth Swann: There will come a moment when you have the chance to do the right thing.
Jack Sparrow: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.

i've heard that too many times from all the trailors and commercials. i'm gunna have to stick with the undead monkey line

I think its hilarious how commodore norrington turns into a pirate. Hes always puking and stuff its funny.

Commodore Norrington: So am I worthy to serve the infamous captain jack sparrow? (says sarcastically and emphasizes captain)

Elizabeth: I'm here to find the man I love
Jack Sparrow: I'm sorry lad, but my one and only love is the sea

that part cracked me up so much cause of the look on Jacks face

Jack: weres the monkey i need to shoot something



That witch lady says it to will(i don't know her name): How would you like to know me

Jack: i thought i knew you



The head of one of davy jones pirates: Thats a tree you idiot

"Then load the rum!"

"You smell funny"

NORRINGTON: -Kicks sand in face- By your leave, Mr. Turner.
-Several minutes later-
WILL: -Snatches the key- By -YOUR- leave, Mr. Norrington!

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JACK: -Drops rope, chucks paprika under armpits- Little seasoning, aye?

paprika for flavor

Why did he look at the paprika can funny? I know it said East india trading company on it but what was so wierd about that?

I loved it when jack said "what!" on the island when will comes back. he says it funny.

he sounded like a girl lol it was funny.

Originally posted by Gauze
JACK: -Drops rope, chucks paprika under armpits- Little seasoning, aye?

That was halarious i loved that line

When the guy from The E.I.C. come to arrest Will, and Elizabeth.

Captain Guy: You are hearby arrested, for setting free Jack Sparrow...

Will and Elizabeth: Captin!
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Jack: You will remember this as the day*big wave*....captain jack sparrow
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Will: What about Jack, I'm not leaving here w/out him
Jack: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Will: Time to go!
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Originally posted by Kal875
Sparrow: Is this a dream?

Bootstrap Bill: No

Sparrow: of course, if it was a dream there'd be rum.


That's probably mine.

Or Gibbs (or whoever it was), cant remember it exactly but it was along the lines of: "Well including those 4, we have.....4."

Off IMDB.com

Jack Sparrow: So how many is that?
Pintel: Including those four? Four.

no. gibbs said that, not pintel. gibbs was the one in charge of the paper they were signing up on.

Aye, that's true. *nods*

Davey Jones: Damn you, Jack Sparrow! DAMN YOU!!!

Hey I liked these lines from the film

Jack Sparrow: Is this a dream?
'Bootstrap' Bill Turner: No, no, it is not a dream.
Jack Sparrow: 'Cause if this were a dream... there'd be rum.

and this

Elizabeth Swann: There will come a moment when you have the chance to do the right thing.
Jack Sparrow: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.


hehe aww I luv Captain Jack hehehe
take care
luv AS!!!
xXx

who doesn't love captain jack?

i personally love when he goes:
"i want my jar of dirt"

and someone already quoted these:

jack: "this is a jar of dirt. this is supposed to protect me?"
tia dalma:"if you don't want it, give it back."
jack: "no."
and
jack: "look! *shoots* an undead monkey!"
and
jack: "wheres the thump-thump!?"


haha. i love captain jack as well. <3

i forgot about the thump-thump line!!
i like it when ragetti passes by carrying a chest or something and after someone asks whats in the chest(i think it's liz) he pulses his hand and makes weird noises(trying to impersonate the heart of davy jones)
also.....
P:"you can't read anyways."
R:"it's the bible! you get points for trying."
P:"pretending to read is a lie and lying's a sin!"
i love ragetti, he's so cool

Apologies if someone already posted this one.

Jack -

"Elizabeth..these clothes dont flatter you at all, It should either be a dress or nothing at all......I happen to have NO DRESS in my cabin"

lmao

8as will's getting on the boat to the flying Dutchman*

Jack: if you do happen to get captured tell him that you came to settle one of Jacksparrows old debts, it could save your life



later



Davy Jones: What are you doing here, your neither dead nor dieing?

Will: *quickly: i came to settle one of jack sparrows old debts

Davy Jones: What?
Will: Jack Sparrow, old debts

and it really did save his life.....in an offhand kinda of way

Jack: I've got a jar of dirt...
I've got a Jar of dirt...
And guess what's in it...

many more!

I Love all the lines where ragetti and pintel argue over taking things like the black pearl or the chest and end up taking them because it "helps others".

or about reading the bible to take care of their "immortal souls"

Hehe...those guys are gold But not as golden as Jack....

of course not.

the best one that got the whole audience laughing in my theatre was when Norrington and Jack are getting ready to board the Black Pearl snf Norrington says something to Jack and Jack replies quickly "You smell funny" OMG that was sooooo hilarious

this isnt really a line but i LOVE it when davy jones is thinking and he makes that poping noise with his lip. hahaha. i laughed a lot.

i like that noise. it's like a more squishy version of the noise made when pulling a cork out of a bottle.

mine is "i love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by........."
I LOVE THAT LINE SO MUCH! its make me laugh

the jar of dirt makes me laugh harder

oh yea!!!! i love most of the things Jack says

Originally posted by iwhisperinpink
the best one that got the whole audience laughing in my theatre was when Norrington and Jack are getting ready to board the Black Pearl snf Norrington says something to Jack and Jack replies quickly "You smell funny" OMG that was sooooo hilarious

OMG yeh everyone cracked up at that part the most when i watched it too..

everyone laughed at that part in my theater too.
maybe that's the best line???

"i love those moments....i like to wave at them as they pass by."

"lam lam say say unichy snip snip"

"hey! loose something---ahhh! *falls down stairs* *sticks jar in the air* Got it!"

"i gotta jar of dirt! i gotta jar of dirt! and guess what's inside it!"

"dirt...this is a jar of dirt" "yes" "is the jar of dirt going to help?" "if u don't want it, give it back" "no" "then it helps"

"u smell funny!"

"how much do u know about davy jones" "not much" "yea, it's gonna save elizabeth"

"look! *shoots* an undead monkey!"

"u know u can't read..." "its the bible u get credit for trying"

lets face it! almost all those qoutes are from jack sparrow!

yep
and i think he falls down the stairs AFTER he starts singing about the jar of dirt.

"elizabeth."*turns round 2 gibbs* "hide the rum"
"i gotta jar of dirt! i gotta jar of dirt! and guess what's inside it!"
"i love those moments....i like to wave at them as they pass by."
"...then whose there 2 call off the beastie?"
"look! *shoots* an undead monkey!"
"wheres thump thump"
"and what do i say if i get caught?" "just say jack sparrow sent you 2 settle his debt. it just might save your life"... (later) "jack sparrow sent me 2 settle his debt?"
"u know u can't read..." "its the bible u get credit for trying"

"I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by."
"I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt!!"
"Look" *shoots* "An undead monkey."
"Where's that monkey? I need something to shoot."
"That outfit doesn't suit you. It should be a dress or nothing and I just so happen to have no dress in my cabin."
"Now tell me, what has become of my ship?"

Jack's the best!

yepp he sure is... hes sooo funny in them movie awww i luvers him

captain jack sparrow
pintel
ragetti
they're all the best

as far as i knew this wasnt a thread for naming favourite characters!!!

Ah - who am i to talk?? Will Turner is MUCH hotter in this film than he was before!!

HE WAS!!!! except for the posters. he was hotter on the posters for the first movie. i wasn't naming my fav characters(even though they are). i was saying they all had the best lines in the movie.

ha! i remembered another 1...
"william turner" "u know me?" "would u like 2 know me?" "no no there'll be no knowing here...i thought i knew you"

poor jack.

"I knew you would warm up to me." *Norrington holds the sword up to Jack's neck. Jack looks around and notices that Will is holding his sword to Norrington's neck so Jack has holds his at Will's*

^ i love that part... !! especially the fight... >.<

hahaha yeh i was like

and the one where he is declared a god of that tribe stuff...

i love it when jack calls elizabeth a pirate at the end

"by your leave mr. turner....by YOUR leave mr. norrington"

"persuade me" - jack
"you know will taught me how to use a sword" - elizabeth
"like i said, persuade me" - jack

"we've got your back" - gibbs
"it me front im worried about" - jack

"i love those moments. i like to wave at them as they pass by" - jack

"its the bible, you get credit for trying" - ragetti

"you smell funny" - jack

yupperss...

one where he puts on paprika! "For seasoning"

i forgot about that.

"Have you noticed the captian has been acting a bit strange...er"

i said that on the other quote thread.
i like the way the midget says "er".

Was the midget meant to be french?

one of my new faves

Liz - "Jack the letters give them back!"
Jack - "NO...persuade me"
Liz - "Will told you I know how to handle a sword"
Jack - "Like I said......PERSUADE me"

*she walks away*

Jack - Lets out a little grunt

Also the random question:

Liz - why doesn't your compass work?"

Jack - "My compass works FINE" *walks off*

the way he looks when he says that is hilarious.

It's not a quote but when the crew were carrying the cage as they were running and you see the midget trying to run but his feet doesn't touch the ground.

Jack: *puts the seasoning on him* A little seasoning.

^ i love that..

i also like the jar of dirt thing... when it was being given to him... >,<

"Where's the monkey?I feel like shooting something."

"This is a jar of dirt."
"Yes."
"Is the jar of dirt going to help me?"
"If you don't want it,give it back."
protectivly"No."
" 'Den it helps."

Those were some that I liked.

this one too> "Look!" *shoots* "an Undead monkey!"

Jack - "I thought I knew you"
Tia - "not as well as i'd hoped"

OUCH! below the belt.

i totally forgot what happened there.. care to tell me again?

"Give him this for me(or something like that)" *slaps will in the face*

hahaha

Originally posted by JaehSkywalker
i totally forgot what happened there.. care to tell me again?

"Give him this for me(or something like that)" *slaps will in the face*

hahaha

That Tia voodoo lady was coming on to Will saying "you want to know me?"

Jack gets all jealous and says

"There will be no knowing here, We came for help"

then he says

"anyway i though I knew you"

She says

"not as well as I'd hoped"

as in his love making skills were crap lol.

i got that.. and remember it now.. thanks.. ^_^

that was funny..

one point in the movie theater i watched, i think it was the part where they were running away from that cannibal tribe, the sounds just turned off. crap! i duno what's wrong with the cinema... if it comes out on dvd's im gonna get one and watch it again..

OMG I hate when the sound cuts out! you should have complained

yeah i should've... but that was the last full show and no one's there anymore... darnit...

No I liked the starting lines on the black pearl where he is explaining the drawing etc and Gibbs made a comment like

SO we are going to find the key that opens the chest

and jack responds with

Your making absolutely no sense

yup, that is funny too.

Originally posted by LovelyOne
Was the midget meant to be french?

one of my new faves

Liz - "Jack the letters give them back!"
Jack - "NO...persuade me"
Liz - "Will told you I know how to handle a sword"
Jack - "Like I said......PERSUADE me"

*she walks away*

Jack - Lets out a little grunt

Also the random question:

Liz - why doesn't your compass work?"

Jack - "My compass works FINE" *walks off*

the way he looks when he says that is hilarious.


yeh i LOVE that part.

my fav line at the mom is:
Now where's that undead monkey, i wanna shoot something

All of these lines are great. It's funny how you have to watch something more than once to really get it. After the first viewing I felt dissappointed, but after the second time I'm obsessed and can't wait to see it again and agian on DVD. I loved the line:

Look an undead Monkey.
Why is the rum always gone - Oh, that's why.
I need my jar of dirt.
Don't let anything happen to my dirt.
I love those moments, I wave at them as they pass by.
Jack to lizzie : PIRATE.
The world seems less brigther without Jack Sparrow (Gibbs at the end)

I also liked it when Raggiti and Pintel.(I think that's their names)are arguing on how to say Kraken and Jack cluches his jar of dirt tighter.argue

UVE BECOME A RUM POT DECK HAND WHO TAKES ORDERS FROM PIRATES

haha i like that part

is there a part someone doesn't like?

It's funny going back and seeing these quotes - all the sexual innuendos that go on between Jack and Elizabeth. I too have laughed at the random question: Why doesn't your compass work. and Jack replies with that very funny look :My compass works just fine. He glances downward.....LOL. And of course, when he tells Her - It's either a dress or nothing and I happen to have NO dress in my cabin. The persuade me conversation was very sexy.

i agree

I think everyone agrees with that LOL.

Jack: 'ello, beastie *jumps into the mouth of the Kraken*

Tha was the sadest part.weep

i think the dog part was sad cry

" Would you travel to the ends of the earth and beyond, to fetch back wid ya Jack, and him precious Pearl..."

hell yea, i would!

weep

Originally posted by jessigem
and it really did save his life.....in an offhand kinda of way

This is true, so Jack knew what he was doing after all.....he wasn't totally throwing Will to the wolves...that makes me feel better...He knew if Will set he was there to Settle Jack Sapprow's debt, Davy would keep him - cuz he wants Jack not Will.

Originally posted by curtmister
UVE BECOME A RUM POT DECK HAND WHO TAKES ORDERS FROM PIRATES

Oh this is a great scene:

Norrington: Do excuse me while I kill the man who ruined my life.
Will : Be My Guest

jack: Le us examine that cliam, for a moment former Commodore, shall we. Who was is that at the very moment you have a notorious pirate safely behind bars, saw it fit to free said Pirate and take your dearly beloved all to his self, eh? So who's fault is it REALLY that you've ended up a rum-pot deckhand what takes orders from Pirates!

Norrington : Enough, Unfortunately, Mr. Turner, He's right.

Jack : Still rooting for you, mate...

Originally posted by lady_captinjack
hell yea, i would!

ya better believe it - Just to See Captain Jack Sparrow again....count me in...

Jack to Elizabeth:

Darling, I am truly unhappy to have to tell you this, but through an unfortunate and unforeseable series of circumstances, that have nothing whatsoever to do with me, Poor Will has been press ganged into Davy Jones' crew.....

"Oh Bugger.."

"No worries,mates.Tia Dalma and I go way back.Nigh inseparable we are...were...have been...before."

Originally posted by sccch
"No worries,mates.Tia Dalma and I go way back.Nigh inseparable we are...were...have been...before."

I love this too, especially when Gibbs: "I'll watch your back for you, Jack". Jack responds, "It's me front I'm worried about." LOL

Jack: "Ookie tookie..eunuchie snip snip!!"
Will: "Jack, what did you say to them?"
Jack: "SAVE ME!"

Jack: So,what's your plan?
Will:I row over,search the ship,and find your bloody key.
Jack:And if there are any crewmen?
Will:I cut down anyone in my path.
Jack:I like it.Simple.Easy to remember.

Originally posted by sccch
Jack: So,what's your plan?
Will:I row over,search the ship,and find your bloody key.
Jack:And if there are any crewmen?
Will:I cut down anyone in my path.
Jack:I like it.Simple.Easy to remember.

Great one, classic jack!
Can't to hear what great lines he will have in POTC 3

Will: Jack, Elizabeth is in danger.
Jack: Have you considered keeping a more watchful eye on her,
Maybe just lock her up somewhere.
Will: She is locked up. In a Prison. Bound to hang for helping you.
Jack: There comes a time when one must take responsibility for one's
mistakes.

Lizzie:Captain Sparrow.
Jack:Come to join me crew lad?Welcome aboard.
Lizzie:I'm here to find the man I love.
Jack:I'm deeply feathered,son;but my first and only love is the sea.
Lizzie:Meaning William Turner,Captain Sparrow.

thumbs up to all three
but i have to say, i like the second one better (lovethemtigers)

Lizzie: Oh,fine.Let's just take our swords and start banging away at each other.That will solve everything!!

PS the reason I know so many lines is because I have the script.

keep the script outa my hands, LOL.... the last thing i need to do right now is start analyzing text HAHAHAHA...

Pintel: You're pulling too fast.
Ragetti: You're pulling too slow. We don't want the kracken to catch us.
Pintel: I'm saving me strength for when it comes. And I don't think it's crack-in anyways; always heard it said cray-kin.
Ragetti: What with a long "a"?
Pintel: Ah ha.
Ragetti: No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Craw-kin's Irish pronounced in the original Scandanavian. And crack-in's closer to that.
Pintel: Well, we ain't original Scandanavians, are we?
Ragetti: It's a mythological creature. I can calls it what I wants.
argue

Where does Ragetti get all that information about original scandanavians? he's one clever pirate.

Originally posted by katelovespirate
Where does Ragetti get all that information about original scandanavians? he's one clever pirate.

Who knows,he sure is getting smarter.

Giselle: Jack Sparrow?
Scarlet: I haven't seen him in a month.
Giselle: When you find him, will you give him a message?

Yo..ho...yo...ho Pirates life for me

Originally posted by sccch
Lizzie: Oh,fine.Let's just take our swords and start banging away at each other.That will solve everything!!

PS the reason I know so many lines is because I have the script.

Where did you get the script?
Tell me, what is the conversation in the scene right after Jack tells liz that Will has been pressed ganged into Davy Jones' crew - when he tells her about the chest and then the compass??? do you have that??

And the scene in Tia's cabin?

Originally posted by sccch
Pintel: You're pulling too fast.
Ragetti: You're pulling too slow. We don't want the kracken to catch us.
Pintel: I'm saving me strength for when it comes. And I don't think it's crack-in anyways; always heard it said cray-kin.
Ragetti: What with a long "a"?
Pintel: Ah ha.
Ragetti: No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Craw-kin's Irish pronounced in the original Scandanavian. And crack-in's closer to that.
Pintel: Well, we ain't original Scandanavians, are we?
Ragetti: It's a mythological creature. I can calls it what I wants.
argue

I love this part. Jack gets that scared look on his face, the more they talk about the Kraken, the tighter he hugs his jar of dirt. LOL

I LOVE that part too!

"My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled."

You know. uhummm. Lizzie, I am Captain of a Ship and being Captain of a Ship, I could, in fact, perform a mar-ri-age. Right here. Right On this deck. Right Now.

No Thank you.

Why Not? We are very much alike, you and I, I-you, Us.

Oh except for honor and decency and a moral center and, and, personal hygiene.

(Smells under his arm) Trifles

Originally posted by evilm0nki3
"My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled."

HEY! That's my Signature.

Haha I love that line...I said it to my friend and she said "How did you know!?" She hasn't seen the movie yet..

Okay best lines were (Not exactly like it was said)
1. Look *Bang* Undead monkey,
2. I got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!
3. Man the deck, hoist the sales, and don't touch my dirt.

i loved this bit

Jack Sparrow: You already have my payment. One soul to serve on your ship is already over there.
Davey Jones: One soul is not equal to another.
Jack Sparrow: Ah-ha! So, we've established my proposal as sound in principle. Now, we're just haggling over price.

Originally posted by Surio
Okay best lines were (Not exactly like it was said)
1. Look *Bang* Undead monkey,
2. I got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!
3. Man the deck, hoist the sales, and don't touch my dirt.

For number 3,I think you mean:
(Talking to Pintell and Regetti) Man the boat,watch the tide...don't touch my dirt.

my favorite lines were: not exactly but close enuff

Im not leaving here without jack *jack pops out from a corner being chased by some tribes" never mind lets go.

You owe me your soul Jack Sparrow.

AND THE BEST OF ALL

Load the canons! But Captain we dont have any more *ammunition*. well then.. (thinks very hard. this is a life changing moment) load the rum. (then everyones like "the rum ? noooo" lol. those are my favorite. and i put *ammunition* coz he says something else that i forgot. lol

Mine must be....
Jack Sparrow "Wait, this isn't a dream, otherwise there'd be rum"

Originally posted by O Green World
Mine must be....
Jack Sparrow "Wait, this isn't a dream, otherwise there'd be rum"

lol. thats a good quote also..

"Lom say say eunichy. Snip Snip!"

- Jack Sparrow

"Oh Bugger."

- Jack Sparrow

"I know what I want, I know what I want, I KNOW WHAT I WANT." (opens compass)

- Jack Sparrow

"Those clothes do not flatter you at all. It should be a dress or nothing. I happen to have no dress in my cabin!"

- Jack Sparrow

"But we can't leave without Jack!" (sees entire cannibal village chasing after Jack) "Time to go."

- Will Turner

My favs:
Jack: Oh bugger.
Jack:I love those moments,.. I like to wave at them when they pass by.

how about" wheres the monkey i have to shoot somthing!"

haha

haha i luv that! i kinda feel bad for the monkey tho

why? he can't die?