Unholy Pilgrimage of Xirius and Scythe...

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Scythe
Thunder claps as the soaking wooden door comes to a close. Rainfall slides off the adobe roof as a wood-paneled stationwagon drives near. Justice was not served after I quacked those words of purity.

"Xirius, did you remember to go to the bathroom? I don't want to have to stop at every damn Carl's Jr. in this poverty stricken kingdom."

A defiled look as maggots escaped from the wretched mouth of a nearby carcass, and still I drive off in dissapointment, that a tri-day from now, Xirius will order me to stop for tinkle...

~Da Rev~
ermm

Xirius
Originally posted by Scythe
Thunder claps as the soaking wooden door comes to a close. Rainfall slides off the adobe roof as a wood-paneled stationwagon drives near. Justice was not served after I quacked those words of purity.

"Xirius, did you remember to go to the bathroom? I don't want to have to stop at every damn Carl's Jr. in this poverty stricken kingdom."

A defiled look as maggots escaped from the wretched mouth of a nearby carcass, and still I drive off in dissapointment, that a tri-day from now, Xirius will order me to stop for tinkle...

Say what?

Scythe
A fourth-night's into the long horrific drive through shotgun-toting mormon country gave way to a flat rubber donut. Upon further inspection, the cause of our vehicle's mutiliation was none other then a ten-gallon hat which read:

"Da~Rev ponders your ghey"

I wee shrill of my voice led me to continously piss and shid myself several dozen times. Not all exactly in that order. Xirius, however, preoccupied with a paddle ball decided we could make great use of this hat, by purging our inner bowels when the curse known as "Car-Sickness" would snare us.

Captain REX
Da Rev's hat just got pwnd. ermm

Scythe
Nightfall came, and a lone toll-booth stood in our way. Cylinder metallic housing of an ominous giant shelled inside, our stool was downloaded faster then Richard Simmons undressing a Care Bear. Panic ensued as the mighty, surprisingly jelly-filled, towering menace made his way to the driver's side window. A closer look, and we realized it was Capt. REX. Sneering down at us, he bellowed words I can only describe as, "Aloha". Hand full of coins, they dropped on the street resembling jitter-bugs. Waving us to proceed, he let out a bellow which blew up the back of our vehicle.

"You forgot your complimentary b*tch-slap!"

A massive iron hand side-swiped us exactly three days back.

Thunder claps as the soaking wooden door comes to a close. Rainfall slides off the adobe roof as a wood-paneled stationwagon drives near. Justice was not served after I quacked those words of purity.

"Xirius, did you remember to go to the bathroom? I don't want to have to stop at every damn Carl's Jr. in this poverty stricken kingdom."

A defiled look as maggots escaped from the wretched mouth of a nearby carcass, and still I drive off in dissapointment, that a tri-day from now, Xirius will order me to stop for tinkle...

natashia
oh my god. this is so ****ing awsome. i had a horrible day. This makes it all better. lollolololololololololo hahahahahahaha

SelphieT
..........I agree? http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i219/LizofLincoln/pokemon_CrazySquirtle.gif

natashia
was that a question or an answer.

SelphieT
both.........?

natashia
hahahahahahahahahaha

Itzak
Originally posted by Scythe
Thunder claps as the soaking wooden door comes to a close. Rainfall slides off the adobe roof as a wood-paneled stationwagon drives near. Justice was not served after I quacked those words of purity.

"Xirius, did you remember to go to the bathroom? I don't want to have to stop at every damn Carl's Jr. in this poverty stricken kingdom."

A defiled look as maggots escaped from the wretched mouth of a nearby carcass, and still I drive off in dissapointment, that a tri-day from now, Xirius will order me to stop for tinkle...

I hear they make pills for this now. ermm

natashia
I think he may already take them hahaha
jk scythe

Scythe
A fourth night occurs, and our vehicle once more nears the metallic cylinder of the toll-booth. The booth keeper dwelling inside, possibly listening to Celine Dion to further his sexual, carnivorous prowess. Within the back of my skull, a beacon of hope stirred with relentless energy.

"Times have changed, and we have been here." Proclaimed Scythe.

"Hwar?" Replied Xirius

"I don't think you understand the seriousness of the situation." Explained Scythe. "One of us might actually die here tonight for a measly, pathetic, easily-replacable, buck-tooth carrying twenty cents!" Answered Scythe.

"Well, as long as it's you, can I have your girlfriend?" Asked Xirius.

"Xirius! Please!" Shouted Scythe. "As if I have a girlfriend! Geez, sometimes....it's like, you think you know a man, then he flips out all umbrella on your motherf*cking ass." B*tched and moaned Scythe.

Regardless, Scythe had a plan, a very neglected of pure creativity plan, but still one for the history scripts. Revving up an engine with a punch of gas and already our heroes are plowing foward at 120 mph, which is indeed impossible since stationwagons have never been recorded going faster then the speed of ghey.

"Alright! We ram the wooden panel with the yellow and black stripes going side to side!" Screamed Scythe at the three feet in distance Xirius.

"Oh, the one with the cute little yellow stripes, and it's called diagonal Scythe, if your going to explain something do it right, don't just Momma Mia things, you'll get nowhere in life like that." Recited Xirius.

"Cute....?" Asked Scythe.

Bracing for impact, at the last actio-packed moment, a bright light blinds both heroes as they scream. With one last effort, Scythe is heard screaming at Xirius not to close his eyes...

natashia
you know none of this makes any sence. Where is this unholy pilgrimage of yours going to lead??

Scythe
Collision due in seconds, Xirius managed to yelp out utter words of future death.

"Ahhhhhhh, oh look it's Natashia! Hai Natashia!" Yelled Xirius on impact.

A vague figure representing Natashia zoomed past us when we struck the booth. The sound of scrap metal being skewed by Rosanne's death donating jaws is heard as our stationwagon became two. Impossibly keeping myself balanced on two wheels, I looked back to see Xirius planted on the booth like a Girl Scout's acorn eating badge on a finely tailored vest. One more glance gave off the impression of Capt. REX scooping up Xirius' remains with a toothbrush, and vigorously he began to brush his molars with what I detect was his spleen. Such a hideous sight to behold.

natashia
hey wait- where do i fit into all of this??

Itzak
Originally posted by natashia
I think he may already take them hahaha
jk scythe

God knows I do. shock

natashia
me 2

Scythe
Bloody steel beams resemble Iowa as my half-cut stationwagon clears a bridge. From the distance, a figure cloaked in candy cane colors approached me. Coming to a complete stop, 90 degrees never hurt so bad. A loud thud, and I was staring at the pavement with tired eyes. Escaping from the wreckage, it looked much like a stationwagon seeped into the ground. The candy cane cloaked figure made his way toward me, each footstep, sooty and gheyer then the last.

"I, am the mayor of Candy Land! But you can call me Iztak!" Boomed the Mayor.

"Tell me where your keeping my family!!" Scythe screamed.

"Nuu, I have no relatives of yous, however, you can mostly find them in our candy casinos! Why your uncle was arrested the other night for taking a bite out of a gummi stripper!" Explained the Mayor.

"Yeah, that sounds like my uncle, shut up, I need a vehicle to continue my unholy pilgrimage!" Replied Scythe.

Making a slightly strange gesture with his hands, I wasn't sure if he either told me to follow him, or suck out the venom due to a snake bite on a man's penis. However he made it plain that I was to follow him down lollipop lane. Instantly, I racked up a major criminal history, for by the time we arrived to city hall, I had digested seven gummi kittens, nine taffy puppies, a young african-american boy, and somewhere along the way, I think I might've licked an underaged lolita. Iztak had me thrown in chocalate jail, where I dwelled for a week. Then it hit me, that everything was made of chocalate. Just before chewing my way to freedom, a few inmates came by for their weekly blow jobs. As much as I thought about a solid cylinder composed of chocalate and whipped cream filling in the shaft, I puked for fifteen minutes straight, then pissed myself, and then chewed my way out. Looking around, I noticed Mayor Iztak's vehicle parked in front of city hall. Many failed attempts at hot-wiring it, I finally managed to get it up and running, but still, I have to question Mayor Iztak's choice in a vehicle for it blurted out: "I'm ghey!" and "Wear your short-shorts! It's gunna beh muy caliente tommorrow!" Every ten miles. However, that was the least of my worries, my unholy pilgrimage was almost at it's peak.

SelphieT
chewing my way to freedom, nice!

Scythe
The fifth moon watches over me with quiet ease as my ghey-mobile studders itself to death.

"Something must be wrong with the engine." proclaimed Scythe.

Rolling himself up to the hood, it popped upon with a comical "boing" as Scythe realized there was no engine, just four monkeys wearing Richard Simmons-esqe afros anf pink ballarina tutus.

"Okay, this is getting wierd." Shouted Scythe as a bus pulled up beside him.

SelphieT
were they over weight monkeys?

Scythe
The notches on Scythe's belt give off a vibe of loneliness as his belt snares open like God's godly hand donating a heavenly b*tch slap to Adolf Hitler's ass cheek. Scythe lets out a sigh begging for morbid obesity to strike me down with a heart attack.

"I'm stuffed" Proclaimed Scythe wiping his greasy fingers on a young ladies dress. "Hey! Use your napkin!"

Rolling himself out one pathetic sigh at a time, Scythe realized he hadn't payed the bill yet. Seems his master plan to stop at an all you can eat emo f*ck/poser buffet hadn't been thought of financial wise.

"Well I could use one of Xirius' credit cards, but he maxed them out buying pr0n.... Damn it!" Uttered Scythe. "Aha! I've got it!"

Listening for the footsteps of the waiter or the owner of the establishment because Scythe's neck had increased in size thrice fold, the mild soft footsteps of a waiter coming in Scythe's direction was heard. This was the que Scythe needed.

"I can't believed you slept with someone else!" Yelled Scythe at himself.
"Maybe if you payed more attention to me I wouldn't have!" Explained Scythe to himself once more.

Picking up a vase with flowers, Scythe began to fling cheesy bread sticks and vases at what he proclaimed to himself. Striking a young child in his high chair with a vase, and an elderly man with cheesy sticks, which conviniently stuck to the side of his mouth making him look surprisingly like a saber-toothed tiger, only older, and not as cool as a saber-toothed tiger. The Waiter apprehended Scythe, and explained to Scythe that, it's going to be okay, he then went on to confort Scythe by telling him;

"You can totally do better then that sleazed bag, your a beautiful woman!"

Once outside, Scythe turned on the ghey-mobile, and drove off screaming buh bai at the top of his lungs until he spat one out.

Utter garbage I've written...

natashia
garbage????
this is the bomb
i love it keep writing
i laughed so hard
u gonna write back to me?

SelphieT
ghey mobile laughing out loud

Scythe
Reaching the outer rim of the great Zanny city, Scythe realized he was low on fuel. Exiting the ghey mobile, he pushes himself out toward a gas station. Upon coming up to the cashier Scythe was assaulted by Kit from Knight Rider, the Dune buggy from that horrible crap-tastic wannabe Scooby-Doo rip off cartoon and the entire cast of the movie Cars including the car from Back to the a Future.

"Hey buddy, got a doller?" Asked Kit.

"Yeah man, need some gas money man, just let me have enough to buy a taco." begged Lightning McQueen.

"Your a car, you don't need tacos..." explained Scythe.

".....a gas taco?" Answered Lightning.

"More like ASS-taco." Interrupted Kit.

"Okay! This is getting weird..." Proclaimed Scythe.

Taking out his wallet from his back pocket, Scythe slowly takes out two hundred dollars. Handing them over to the cashier, Scythe went on to explain that he wanted the middle eastern discount, which was a ten percent discount for screaming a Taliban death creed.

& quot;ALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA
LALALALA!" LA-LAed Scythe.

"Oh, thank you very much my homey." Said the cashier.

"Hehehe, ah the racism is making me poop out penguins." Sighed Scythe as a massive 22lb Emperor penguin exits his ass.

Opening the hood of the ghey mobile was no easy task, it needed a stained underwear sample, and five Madonna-esque freak poses to open the hood. Surprisingly, the trunk was voice activated to open when the words, "READY SAILOR!" were uttered.

The ghey overweight monkeys inside the engine all conveniently stuck there massively cheeky asses in the air.

"So, I stick the nozzle in your monkey asses? Why does this remind me of someone?" Joked Scythe.

Sticking the nozzle into all dozen monkies as the Ass-Penguin watched made Scythe feel abit strange, which also led him to drive off at 75mph while giving Kit the bird.

"So....my name's Betty, let's go get drunk and screw some hot tuxedo b*tches!" Said The emperor penguin.

"Your a male penguin named Betty?" Asked Scythe.

"Ya foo'." Answered Betty.

"And your street!? Okay, this is getting weird!" Yelled Scythe.

"You've said that so many times, it's lost all meaning." announced Betty.

SelphieT
warm water penguins? or bloigen penguins?

natashia
ass penguins

hahahahah
ass penguins

i needed this
it helped

SelphieT
it was good. but I liked the earlier stuff more in my opinion

Scythe
The neon lights generated heat inside the already stuffy strip joint. Scythe sat next to Betty wondering how the hell he's going to manage to get rid of this penguin.

"Look at that? Ain't it beautiful? Check out her fish-net stalkings!" Said Betty.

"Stalkings? They look like hair scrunchies! Penguin strippers can't wear stalkings." Explained Scythe.

"Yeah, cuz they're just waitin' to take em off for youse!" Replied Betty with excitement.

"No, it's because penguins don't have legs..." Said Scythe.

Reaching out with his pathetic excuse of a wing, Betty snatched a toy gun from a cowboy themed stipper's holster.

"Alright! Make one move and I'll shoot yo ass! Yes, I'm street again!" Yelled Betty as he pointed the toy gun with an oversized cork tied to to the gun with a weak piece of string.

"Whaddya gunna do? Pop my ear drums?" said Scythe jokingly.

: : POP : :

A loud popping noise is heard as the oversized cork plows into Scythe's eyeball, spreading VD, crabs, and a rare case of eye herpes throughout his head. Planting him on the ground swiftly.

"Oh crap...." Sighed Betty. "I gotta get rid of him."

Failing numerous times to grab ahold of Scythe's arm to carry him out, Betty cursed his nubile disease infested wings, then substituted his beak to carry Scythe over to the bar.

Entering the vacinity of the bar, Betty props Scythe next to him, and hails the bartender.

"Ello, My name's Xavius, I'll be your happy go-lucky bartender, my first rule is simple, shut the hell up!" Said Xavius with a smile.

"Yeah, just get me loaded, and a small chocolate milk for my passed out friend here." Replied Betty.

Peering over the counter to take a good look at Scythe, Xavius turns toward Betty to assure him that goats don't drink chocolate.

"So, you want him?" Asked Betty.

"Oh hell no." Answered Xavius. "I have enough fun throwing darts at my limited edition Scythe dartboard. It came with a free mini dartboard with a picture of his crotch!" Said Xavius with glee.

Betty began to contemplate ideas as to how he'll dispose of Scythe's internally retarded body. His thoughts however where inturrupted by a cowboy boot totin' Rev walking by.

"Hey you!" Hollered Betty.

"Yessum?" Answered Da~Rev.

natashia
where do we get this limited edition dart board and everything that goes with it.

big grin

Scythe
"Now you look like you're a man of few goats, so let me interest you on this one of a kind freak!" Announced Betty.

"Oh my stars! A Scythe keychain! I've been searchin' for one of those for years! Not to mention the fact that I'm already on an unholy pilgrimage to locate my lost ten-gallon hat that calls people ghey. Witnesses say two freaks might have stolen it, and are vomiting in it as we speak." Said Rev.

"Well todays your lucky day, here's one for you! No refunds, or takey-backseys!" Said Betty.

Xavius leaned over and whispered in Rev's ear:

"That keychain is death-prone...."

"All things are death-prone to you, your a bartender, I feel like killing you right now for not giving me free booze." Explained Rev.

Rolling his hands up and down Scythe's back to gather enough fat around the back of Scythe's neck, Rev formed a make-shift muzzle which he impaled a giant keyring to carry Scythe. Connecting him to his WWJD keychain, he then went on to connect those to his "Gay pride is for those that have never met Richard Simmons" keychain, which he then connected to his, "my other car is your mom" keychain.

"Finally, my collection is complete!" Announced Rev. "Only the rarest, most hardest to find keychains grace my belt!"

"What the hells is wrong with you, those WWJD keychains are found everywhere, what makes yours so great?" Asked Betty in an outstanding display of doosh.

"This one belonged to JC himself!" Said Rev.

"Jesus Christ?" Asked Betty.

"No, JC Chavez, who the hell's Jesus? I don't live in Mexico." Explained Rev.

"What....?" Questioned Betty with an awkward look on his face.

Walking out the door, Rev dissapeared throuth the double doors.

"Well, that was that, want to make love?" Asked Betty.

"No, and he's coming back." Said Xavius.

Rev marched up to Betty's presence and yanked Scythe off his keyring.

"..........oo....uch......" Spat Scythe with a bloody mouth.

"What happened?" Asked Betty.

"I was on my way through the double doors when I got all stuck, as if something was not allowing me to enter doorways because I can't fit or something, I blame this god-forsaken keychain, it's cursed!" Declared Rev.

Pressing a button on his belt buckle, A make-shift jetpack sprung to life, and guides Rev straight through the roof where Vinny Valentine is seen taking a crap on the roof.

"It's busy!!" Yelled Vinny.

"What just happened?" Asked Betty.

"You asked if I made sweet, sweet love to you, a psychopath returned your deceased corpse of a keychain back to you, and flew straight through the damn roof punching a hole in it, and ofcourse, exposing Vinny's toilet wearing ass in the process. Now buy something, or start your sexual favors!" Thundered Xavius.

"No, I'll just leave, I'll find someone to take this goat." Said Betty as he exited the bar.

Xavius
Wewt! I are teh bartender!

~Da Rev~
Da Rev is there w00t

natashia
omg

i love this

SelphieT
I miss this thread.

Scythe
I do too, but without a volunteer, it's worthless.

SelphieT
I would volunteer, but I don't remember the point laughing out loud

Scythe
That's the point, there is no point...

InnerRise
*InnerRise Enters*

*The POINT Returns to the Thread*

*Waves Hands Around*

"I grant this thread life"

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

SelphieT
You don't need a point to everything.

SelphieT
Originally posted by InnerRise
*InnerRise Enters*

*The POINT Returns to the Thread*

*Waves Hands Around*

"I grant this thread life"

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Are you........God?

InnerRise
Originally posted by SelphieT
Are you........God? Of course not.

I'd never take up such a position. I'm not worthy.

























I'm motherf**king JESUS!

Drink my BLOOD!

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

SelphieT
Originally posted by InnerRise
Of course not.

I'd never take up such a position. I'm not worthy.

























I'm motherf**king JESUS!

Drink my BLOOD!

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

*nibbles* Oh oops, sorry, can I eat your flesh?

InnerRise
Originally posted by SelphieT
*nibbles* Oh oops, sorry, can I eat your flesh? OF course.

Nibble just right there. Go on. That's some good cheek aint it.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

SelphieT
*grabs fork and knife*

InnerRise
Hold up playa!

This aint no BUFFET!

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

SelphieT
Ahhh....... I even brought my chopsticks......

InnerRise
And where in the hell were you gonna stick those!?!?!?!

I QUIT!!!

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

SelphieT
I was only going to pick and peck, not stick!

InnerRise
Originally posted by SelphieT
I was only going to pick and peck, not stick! That sounnnddsss so much better.

How about you let me eat you...

Hold up........................

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

SelphieT
Ah man, but if you eat me, I'll just be a victim to a cannibal, so I'll be dead.

Why don't you eat me when you are a zombie? Then I can become a zombie, like I've always dreamed of!

InnerRise
When will I become a zombie?

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

SelphieT
I don't know, thats your job to go on a quest, and find out!

InnerRise
What kind of a quest leads to becoming a zombie?

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

SelphieT
Fine, forget you, I shall go on a quest.

Because I want to be a zombie.

InnerRise
Why do you want to be a zombie?

I bet you'll remember me when you become a zombie and come back to bite me.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

SelphieT
Maybe. I'll need friends once I'm a zombie!

InnerRise
If you become a zombie I'll just cure you so I won't have to become a zombie to stay friends with you.

It's either that or I'll have to put you away for your own good.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

SelphieT
But, what if I promise to be a good zombie? PLEASE, I'm begging you! *gets on knees*

InnerRise
Well.....if you can promise to ask people before you bite them and make them a zombie, then yes, you can be one....a good one.....

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Scythe
Okay...

InnerRise
Nani? confused

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Scythe
ScyRiseSelhie_Beans!!

Oh wait...wrong thread...

SelphieT
Originally posted by InnerRise
Well.....if you can promise to ask people before you bite them and make them a zombie, then yes, you can be one....a good one.....

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Can I bite you InnerRise? On the head, to your brains?

InnerRise
I've already injected myself with the antiserum. If you bite me, you'll convert back to normal.

I'm just too quick aren't I?

Still want to bite me?

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

SelphieT
I can't help it if I want to nibble just a little.....

InnerRise
And I can't help it if I fall asleep and so conveniently leave my left arm dangling over the edge of the bed can I?

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

SelphieT
But if I chew......I'll become normal.....I don't want that......

InnerRise
I know. shifty

And that's why my arm will be there waiting for you.

It's your choice.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

SelphieT
Originally posted by InnerRise
I know. shifty

And that's why my arm will be there waiting for you.

It's your choice.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Mmmm, InnerRise arm........*shakes head* Ehhhh!

Maybe I could just pick off one of your fingers.......or an ear......

Just a taste...........

InnerRise
Whichever part you want. The antiserum courses through every inch of my body.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

SelphieT
Dammit. Don't make me embalm it out of you.

InnerRise
It's the prize a zombie pays for being friends with a Non Zombie. shrug

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

SelphieT
Originally posted by InnerRise
It's the prize a zombie pays for being friends with a Non Zombie. shrug

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Then stop teasing me, damn. Fetch me a mortal. *Flails arms*

InnerRise
*Goes to other thread*

*Comes back with Roland's dead body*

"Here ya go." happy

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

SelphieT
Originally posted by InnerRise
*Goes to other thread*

*Comes back with Roland's dead body*

"Here ya go." happy

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

I want something fresher. *pickes roland skin out of my teeth* sneaky2

InnerRise
Wow. Are you a zombie or a Diva? Kinda hard to differentiate.

*Goes and looks for fresher meat*

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Rogue Jedi
I wanna say something, but......

InnerRise
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I wanna say something, but...... NO. BUT YOU WON'T. no expression

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

SelphieT
Originally posted by InnerRise
Wow. Are you a zombie or a Diva? Kinda hard to differentiate.

*Goes and looks for fresher meat*

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Is it a crime to be both?

SelphieT
Originally posted by InnerRise
NO. BUT YOU WON'T. no expression

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

laughing out loud!

Scythe
...

Rodgort
That was..interesting.

SelphieT
Originally posted by Rodgort
That was..interesting.

YOUR FACE IS INTERESTING! SHUT THE HELL UP! *humps*

InnerRise
Originally posted by SelphieT
Is it a crime to be both? No, but it's more dangerous when you're a zombie as well.

I still have not been able to find fresh meat. Whatever will you do? no

If you don't eat fresh meat you'll die......you could always return to normal though and live again.

You can always find a McDonalds.



Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....Originally posted by SelphieT
YOUR FACE IS INTERESTING! SHUT THE HELL UP! *humps* funny

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Scythe
Selphie, Hunt me a f*ckin' Polar Bear!

SelphieT
Originally posted by InnerRise
No, but it's more dangerous when you're a zombie as well.

I still have not been able to find fresh meat. Whatever will you do? no

If you don't eat fresh meat you'll die......you could always return to normal though and live again.

You can always find a McDonalds.



Anata wa wakarimasu ka..... funny

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

laughing out loud I'll try not to be conceited, but I have to admit, that was pretty farkin' hillarious.

Scythe
Argh!

Vathu
Originally posted by InnerRise
Wow. Are you a zombie or a Diva? Kinda hard to differentiate.

*Goes and looks for fresher meat*

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Is that implying that you like to look for people to harrass? no expression

InnerRise
Originally posted by Vathu
Is that implying that you like to look for people to harrass? no expression No, I'm not like you.

It means I'm literally going to look for fresh human meat for Selphie to consume.

Stop harassing. Out of all of the posts, you single out mine. Hypocrite.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

SelphieT
Originally posted by InnerRise
No, I'm not like you.

It means I'm literally going to look for fresh human meat for Selphie to consume.

Stop harassing. Out of all of the posts, you single out mine. Hypocrite.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

*Harasses InnerRise* Take that you filthy whore, what are you?! A male ghey diva!? HUH!? *slaps InnerRise*

Anyways.

Get me flesh.

InnerRise
Originally posted by SelphieT
*Harasses InnerRise* Take that you filthy whore, what are you?! A male ghey diva!? HUH!? *slaps InnerRise*

Anyways.

Get me flesh. no expression









ranting YOU TRY THAT SH@T AGAIN AND YOU'LL PULL BACK A NUB BIATCH!!!! I DON'T CARE IF YOU ARE A ZOMBIE, I'LL STILL FIND A WAY TO END YOU!!!!!! ranting





cry You're so mean.


Ok......

*Takes some "fresh meat" out of the fridge and hands it over to Selphie*

Your welcome miss ungreateful diva zombie.


Hi! happy

How dare you slap me!!! miffed

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

SelphieT
Originally posted by InnerRise
no expression









ranting YOU TRY THAT SH@T AGAIN AND YOU'LL PULL BACK A NUB BIATCH!!!! I DON'T CARE IF YOU ARE A ZOMBIE, I'LL STILL FIND A WAY TO END YOU!!!!!! ranting





cry You're so mean.


Ok......

*Takes some "fresh meat" out of the fridge and hands it over to Selphie*

Your welcome miss ungreateful diva zombie.


Hi! happy

How dare you slap me!!! miffed

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

InnerRise! I was merely trying to show Vathu he's a fool for thinking you are harrassing people.

I love you InnerRise smile

*eats tainted meat*

OH NOOOOO! You've ruined me!!

InnerRise
Originally posted by SelphieT
InnerRise! I was merely trying to show Vathu he's a fool for thinking you are harrassing people.

I love you InnerRise smile

*eats tainted meat*

OH NOOOOO! You've ruined me!! Oh ok. happy

How did you know that the meat I just gave you was actually a piece of my own antiserum satiated flesh? Did it taste a certain way?

I was hoping you'd not realize it until you'd already changed back to normal.

Oh well. It's too late now.

Yay!!! You're human again!!! youpi

Still love me? no expression

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

SelphieT
Originally posted by InnerRise
Oh ok. happy

How did you know that the meat I just gave you was actually a piece of my own antiserum satiated flesh? Did it taste a certain way?

I was hoping you'd not realize it until you'd already changed back to normal.

Oh well. It's too late now.

Yay!!! You're human again!!! youpi

Still love me? no expression

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

MY WHOLE LIFE, I wanted to be a zombie and a mortician. Now I'll never know what it'll be like to be a zombie AND a mortician at the same time sad

InnerRise
Originally posted by SelphieT
MY WHOLE LIFE, I wanted to be a zombie and a mortician. Now I'll never know what it'll be like to be a zombie AND a mortician at the same time sad ALL MY LIFE I had to FIGHT!!!!

But I'd kill a ZOMBIE before I let it LIVE!!!

You can always wait til you really die and then come back from the dead then?

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

SelphieT
Originally posted by InnerRise
ALL MY LIFE I had to FIGHT!!!!

But I'd kill a ZOMBIE before I let it LIVE!!!

You can always wait til you really die and then come back from the dead then?

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Its not fair! *dries up tears* Sniff, sniff.

My whole life was planned, I'd eat my customer's dead bodies. So not fair, so not FAIR!

InnerRise
petpet

Not fair for you or the customer?

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

SelphieT
Originally posted by InnerRise
petpet

Not fair for you or the customer?

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Not fair for me!!!! I have mortuary science schools lined up and EVERYTHING!!!!!! And I'd snack on the cadavers every once in a while, but now you've spoiled it, SPOILED IT!

InnerRise
I thought you were the zombie.

Aren't zombies nothing but SPOILED rotten flesh themselves?

Snack on a cadaver?!?!?!? Zombies don't eat their own kind!!!

CANNIBALISM!!!!

You don't deserve to be a zombie. If my other zombie friends could hear you now!!

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

SelphieT
Originally posted by InnerRise
I thought you were the zombie.

Aren't zombies nothing but SPOILED rotten flesh themselves?

Snack on a cadaver?!?!?!? Zombies don't eat their own kind!!!

CANNIBALISM!!!!

You don't deserve to be a zombie. If my other zombie friends could hear you now!!

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

A CADAVER IS PLAIN DEAD! THEY ARE NOT ZOMBIES!

Thats like you saying being salvadoran is being the same as portuguese!

InnerRise
You say tomato, I say ketchup.

That aint blood on them fries, that there's ketchup!

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Rogue Jedi
do you put your ketchup on your fries, or off to the side?

SelphieT
Originally posted by InnerRise
You say tomato, I say ketchup.

That aint blood on them fries, that there's ketchup!

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Ketchup? A phew, I thought you were talking about my beloved Catsup at first.

SelphieT
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
do you put your ketchup on your fries, or off to the side?

If I go to a restaurant, that makes good big fries, I put the ketchup on them. If its a dinky place like McDonalds, to the side.

InnerRise
Originally posted by SelphieT
Ketchup? A phew, I thought you were talking about my beloved Catsup at first. I eat Catsup and laugh.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

SelphieT
Originally posted by InnerRise
I eat Catsup and laugh.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

YOU SHUT THE HELL UP!

InnerRise
WHAT DI.....did....what did I tell you would hap...happen...if you.........

ok.

ermmcry

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

SelphieT
Originally posted by InnerRise
WHAT DI.....did....what did I tell you would hap...happen...if you.........

ok.

ermmcry

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

*pats your head* Its okay.

InnerRise
Originally posted by SelphieT
*pats your head* Its okay. If it's okay then why are you always yelling at me?

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

SelphieT
Originally posted by InnerRise
If it's okay then why are you always yelling at me?

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

IT'S OKAY INNERRISE! IT'S OKAY!

InnerRise
You're yelling again. miffed

*Shoots tranquilizers into lips*

happy

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

SelphieT
Originally posted by InnerRise
You're yelling again. miffed

*Shoots tranquilizers into lips*

happy

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

shock you dirty, dirty ba-ha-star-d. *lips go numb*

no expression...................

*flails arms*

InnerRise
You really want to lose control of both your arms and lips...............at the same time? DO ya? eek

You just have to ask yourself..................................DO I FEEL LUCKY.......

WELL DO YA?

.......Bub........

no expression

EDIT: Ooops! I forgot...Your lips are numb......so you can't ASK or ANSWER anything!!!!!

haermm

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

SelphieT
Originally posted by InnerRise
You really want to lose control of both your arms and lips...............at the same time? DO ya? eek

You just have to ask yourself..................................DO I FEEL LUCKY.......

WELL DO YA?

.......Bub........

no expression

EDIT: Ooops! I forgot...Your lips are numb......so you can't ASK or ANSWER anything!!!!!

haermm

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

*gives the finger*

InnerRise
*Gives a SHOT to BOTH middle fingers*

doped

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

SelphieT
Originally posted by InnerRise
*Gives a SHOT to BOTH middle fingers*

doped

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

shock

*kicks you*

InnerRise
*Pitys you*

*Shoots both knee caps*

"Ya cripple"

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

SelphieT
Originally posted by InnerRise
*Pitys you*

*Shoots both knee caps*

"Ya cripple"

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

*knees get wobbly* shock

*bites your arm as I fall down*

InnerRise
Originally posted by SelphieT
*knees get wobbly* shock

*bites your arm as I fall down* God D@mnit!

That's gonna cost ya.

*Takes out a sign that says: "5 DOLLARS A GO"*

*Sets sign beside Selphie's crumbled body*

*Line of dirty, homeless old guys line up*

"You'll be biting something else soon enough and you best believe if I could shoot you in the teeth I would, but this will have to do...........enjoy."

"That'll be 5 dollars sir....right this way...behind this curtain...yes she's in there......she's not much of an initiator, you'll have to do all of the work, but she's open to any and everything."

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

SelphieT
Originally posted by InnerRise
God D@mnit!

That's gonna cost ya.

*Takes out a sign that says: "5 DOLLARS A GO"*

*Sets sign beside Selphie's crumbled body*

*Line of dirty, homeless old guys line up*

"You'll be biting something else soon enough and you best believe if I could shoot you in the teeth I would, but this will have to do...........enjoy."

"That'll be 5 dollars sir....right this way...behind this curtain...yes she's in there......she's not much of an initiator, you'll have to do all of the work, but she's open to any and everything."

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

*sees that its Backfire and gladly turns over*

InnerRise
Originally posted by SelphieT
*sees that its Backfire and gladly turns over* *You can't turn over* no expression

What a whore. mhm

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

SelphieT
Originally posted by InnerRise
*You can't turn over* no expression

What a whore. mhm

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

*regains speaking ability*

GIVE IT TO ME INNERRISE!

InnerRise
Originally posted by SelphieT
*regains speaking ability*

GIVE IT TO ME INNERRISE!

You really want me to give it to you? Really? blush2

*SLAPS!*

STOP THAT YELLING!!!!!!

(>_< )

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

SelphieT
Originally posted by InnerRise
You really want me to give it to you? Really? blush2

*SLAPS!*

STOP THAT YELLING!!!!!!

(>_< )

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

YES SIR MAY I PLEASE HAVE ANOTHER!!!!!!!

InnerRise
Yes you may. With a face like that, of course you can. (^_^ )

*Shoots in the lips again*

Let me know when that one wears off as well so that "I may give you another."

(' _' )

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Scythe
This thread isn't even about me anymore!! Damn it!

InnerRise
Originally posted by Scythe
This thread isn't even about me anymore!! Damn it! It can be all about you if you want it to be.

YOU want a shot too? I'm sure Selphie would enjoy some motionless company.

(' _' )('-' )(' _' )('-' )(' _' )('-' )(' _' )('-' )

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Scythe
You're selling what now?

InnerRise
*Shoots you in the foot with a tranquilizer dart *

"There's a sample"

"Here are some crutches while you think about it"

('_' )

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Scythe
Silly Rise, I cannot be harmed by RPing, it's just....role playing...

InnerRise
You totally just broke through the 4th dimension here and ruined the entire reality of it all.

Does not compute.

Leave now.........before Selphie figures all of this out.

no expression

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Scythe
Hahaha, Selphie believes in role playing and cheesecake motherf*ckers from the third ass that impregnates Xerus! Taha!

InnerRise
wtf

This is my thread now.......my dimension.

You don't abide by the rules...My Law.....unless you succumb to me and change your stance.....

getout

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

SelphieT
I hate Scythe.

InnerRise
Originally posted by SelphieT
I hate Scythe. Shhh....don't let him hear you say that.

He'll poop on you. shhh

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

SelphieT
Originally posted by InnerRise
Shhh....don't let him hear you say that.

He'll poop on you. shhh

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

He ruined our fun!

He's such a tall drink of c*cksucker..

InnerRise
Originally posted by SelphieT
He ruined our fun!

He's such a tall drink of c*cksucker.. Yeah, he did didn't he.

I should be able to sow up this rip in the 4th Dimension in no time and you'll be just as numb and paralyzed on the ground getting rape by old, dirty, homeless men as you were before.

The best part? I'LL MAKE IT SCYTHE PROOF!

eek!

We'll be able to maintain this wonderful reality FOREVER!!!!

evillaugh

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

SelphieT
Originally posted by InnerRise
Yeah, he did didn't he.

I should be able to sow up this rip in the 4th Dimension in no time and you'll be just as numb and paralyzed on the ground getting rape by old, dirty, homeless men as you were before.

The best part? I'LL MAKE IT SCYTHE PROOF!

eek!

We'll be able to maintain this wonderful reality FOREVER!!!!

evillaugh

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Yay, I loves you InnerRise happy

InnerRise
I knew I kept you around for something.

You encourage me to be the best InnerRise that I can be.

You bring out the best in me.

woopph

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

SelphieT
Originally posted by InnerRise
I knew I kept you around for something.

You encourage me to be the best InnerRise that I can be.

You bring out the best in me.

woopph

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

happy Yayeeeeeeeee!

.......can you make me a sammich please?

InnerRise
*Go gets a guy named "Sam" and another named "Mich"*

Here ya go. happy

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

SelphieT
Originally posted by InnerRise
*Go gets a guy named "Sam" and another named "Mich"*

Here ya go. happy

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

*kills them*

Thanks!

InnerRise
Well that wasn't very nice.

You didn't even introduce yourself first.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

SelphieT
Originally posted by InnerRise
Well that wasn't very nice.

You didn't even introduce yourself first.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Betch please, they knew who I was right when they laid eyes on me.

InnerRise
So you bring it like that?

ExFook Me.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

SelphieT
The hell you sellin?

Scythe
The hell you selling'?TM

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