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Now is the time that i'm going to need you to give us something to know you better by. So if you would PM me:

1. Your favorite things to do
2. Stuff about you
3. What turns you on *only if you want* eyes
4. What turns you off

And anything else you can think of

like Age and where you're from, stuff like that.

Thank you

~da rev~

Whens the Bikini Contest?

hmm Maybe one day.

*masterbates*





















dodgy

1. Your favorite things to do: Chuck Norris.
2. Stuff about you: Chuck Norris.
3. What turns you on: Chuck Norris.
4. What turns you off: Chuck Norris.

herbjedi Did I pass?

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Now is the time that i'm going to need you to give us something to know you better by. So if you would PM me:

1. Your favorite things to do
2. Stuff about you
3. What turns you on *only if you want* eyes
4. What turns you off

And anything else you can think of

like Age and where you're from, stuff like that.

Thank you

~da rev~

you sick brilliant bastard.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Now is the time that i'm going to need you to give us something to know you better by. So if you would PM me:

1. Your favorite things to do
2. Stuff about you
3. What turns you on *only if you want* eyes
4. What turns you off

And anything else you can think of

like Age and where you're from, stuff like that.

Thank you

~da rev~ And what do i win if i do hmm

Originally posted by LanceWindu
I'm not the brightest crayon in the box
Everyone says I'm dumber than a bag of rocks
I barely even know how to put on my own pants
But I'm a genius in France (yeah), genius in France, genius in France

Hoom chaka laka
Hoom chaka laka
Hoom chaka

I may not be the sharpest hunk of cheese
I got a negative number on my SATs
I'm not good looking and I don't know how to dance
But nevertheless and in spite of the evidence I am still widely considered to be
A genius in France, a genius in France, a genius in France

People say I'm a geek, a moronic little freak
An annoying pipsqueak with an unfortunate physique
If I was any dumber, they'd have to water me twice a week

But when the Mademoiselles see me, they all swoon and shriek
They dig my mystique, they I'm c'est magnifique
When I'm in Par-ee, I'm the chic-est of the chic

They love my body odor and my bad toupee
They love my stripey shirt and my stupid beret
And when I'm sipping on a Perrier
In some cafe in St. Tropez

It's hard to keep the fans at bay
They say, "Sign my poodle, s'il vous plait"
"Sign my poodle, s'il vous plait"

Hemenene humenene
himenene homenene
Poodle... poodle...

Folks in my hometown think I'm a fool
Got too much chlorine in my gene pool

A few peas short of a casserole
A few buttons missing on my remote control
A few fries short of a happy meal
I couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel

Instructions on the heel
Instructions on the heel

But when I'm in Provence, I get free croissants
Yeah, I'm the guy every French lady wants
And if you ask 'em why, you're bound to get this response
(He's a genius in France! Genius in France!)

That's right
(He's a genius in France, genius in France)
You know it
(He's a genius in France, genius in France, genius in France)

I'm not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree
But the folks in France, they don't seem to agree
They say, "Bonjour, Monsieur would you take ze picture with me?"

I say, "Oui, oui"
That's right, I say, "Oui, oui"
"Oui, oui"
He says, "Oui, oui"

I'm dumber than a box of hair
But those Frenchies don't seem to care
Don't know why, mon frere
But they love me there

I'm a genius in France
Yeah, I'm a genius in France

Gonna make a big splash when I show up in Cannes
Gonna make those Frenchies scream
"You ze man! You ze man! You ze man!"

Like a fine Renoir (waa), I've got that (quoi!)
Like a fine Renoir (ooh la la), I've got that ...
Quoi quoi quoi quoi quoi, oo-we-oo
Quoi quoi quoi quoi quoi, oo-we-oo

Bow diddy bow di bow di bow bow diddy
Bow diddy bow di bow di bow bow diddy
Bow



I'm a taco short of a combo plate
But by some twist of fate, all the Frogs think I'm great
Oh, the men all faint and the women scream
They like me more than heavy cream

When I'm in Versailles, I'm a popular guy
My oh my, I'm as French as apple pie (apple pie)
They think I'm awful witty, a riot and a half
When I tell a stupid joke, they laugh(haw haw haw haw haw)
And laugh (haw haw haw haw haw haw)

People in France have lots of attitude
They're snotty and rude, they like disgusting food
But when they see me, they just come unglued
They think that I am one happening dude

Bowm ba ba bowm ba bowm ba bowm
I'm about as sharp as a bowling ball
But they like me better than Charles DeGaulle

Entre nous, it's very true
The room temperature's higher than my IQ
But they love me more than Gerard Depardieu
How did this happen; I don't have a clue

Well, I'm not the quickest tractor on the farm
I don't have any skills or grace or charm
And most people look at me like I'm all covered with ants
But I'm a genius in France (yeah), genius in France, genius in France

And I'm never goin' back, I'm never goin' back
I'm never never never never goin' back home again
I'm tearin' up my return flight ticket
Gonna tell the folks back where they can stick it

'Cause I'm never goin' back
I'm never goin' back
I'm never goin' back

The girls back home never gave me a chance
But I sho' 'nuff got them Frogs in some kinda trance
And I'm aware that it's a most improbable circumstance
But "Great Googily Moogily", I'm a genius in France

Every Frenchie that I meet
Just can't wait to kiss my feet
Get in line, pucker up! Suite!

Bowm diddy bowm diddy bowm diddy

I'm gettin' even more famous by the hour
I'm stuffed with pastries and drunk with power
Now they're puttin' up my statue by the Eiffel Tower

A little more to the left, boys, a little more to the left
A little more to the left, boys, a little more to the left

I'm the biggest dork there is alive
My mom picked out my clothes for me 'till I was 35
And I forgot to mention
I'm not even welcome at the Star Trek convention

But the Frenchies think
That my poop don't stink
I'm a genius in France

Say, would you pass the Grey Poupon?
Merci beaucoup

Originally posted by Thorinn
you sick brilliant bastard.

WEIRD AL!

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
I'm not the brightest crayon in the box
Everyone says I'm dumber than a bag of rocks
I barely even know how to put on my own pants
But I'm a genius in France (yeah), genius in France, genius in France

Hoom chaka laka
Hoom chaka laka
Hoom chaka

I may not be the sharpest hunk of cheese
I got a negative number on my SATs
I'm not good looking and I don't know how to dance
But nevertheless and in spite of the evidence I am still widely considered to be
A genius in France, a genius in France, a genius in France

People say I'm a geek, a moronic little freak
An annoying pipsqueak with an unfortunate physique
If I was any dumber, they'd have to water me twice a week

But when the Mademoiselles see me, they all swoon and shriek
They dig my mystique, they I'm c'est magnifique
When I'm in Par-ee, I'm the chic-est of the chic

They love my body odor and my bad toupee
They love my stripey shirt and my stupid beret
And when I'm sipping on a Perrier
In some cafe in St. Tropez

It's hard to keep the fans at bay
They say, "Sign my poodle, s'il vous plait"
"Sign my poodle, s'il vous plait"

Hemenene humenene
himenene homenene
Poodle... poodle...

Folks in my hometown think I'm a fool
Got too much chlorine in my gene pool

A few peas short of a casserole
A few buttons missing on my remote control
A few fries short of a happy meal
I couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel

Instructions on the heel
Instructions on the heel

But when I'm in Provence, I get free croissants
Yeah, I'm the guy every French lady wants
And if you ask 'em why, you're bound to get this response
(He's a genius in France! Genius in France!)

That's right
(He's a genius in France, genius in France)
You know it
(He's a genius in France, genius in France, genius in France)

I'm not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree
But the folks in France, they don't seem to agree
They say, "Bonjour, Monsieur would you take ze picture with me?"

I say, "Oui, oui"
That's right, I say, "Oui, oui"
"Oui, oui"
He says, "Oui, oui"

I'm dumber than a box of hair
But those Frenchies don't seem to care
Don't know why, mon frere
But they love me there

I'm a genius in France
Yeah, I'm a genius in France

Gonna make a big splash when I show up in Cannes
Gonna make those Frenchies scream
"You ze man! You ze man! You ze man!"

Like a fine Renoir (waa), I've got that (quoi!)
Like a fine Renoir (ooh la la), I've got that ...
Quoi quoi quoi quoi quoi, oo-we-oo
Quoi quoi quoi quoi quoi, oo-we-oo

Bow diddy bow di bow di bow bow diddy
Bow diddy bow di bow di bow bow diddy
Bow



I'm a taco short of a combo plate
But by some twist of fate, all the Frogs think I'm great
Oh, the men all faint and the women scream
They like me more than heavy cream

When I'm in Versailles, I'm a popular guy
My oh my, I'm as French as apple pie (apple pie)
They think I'm awful witty, a riot and a half
When I tell a stupid joke, they laugh(haw haw haw haw haw)
And laugh (haw haw haw haw haw haw)

People in France have lots of attitude
They're snotty and rude, they like disgusting food
But when they see me, they just come unglued
They think that I am one happening dude

Bowm ba ba bowm ba bowm ba bowm
I'm about as sharp as a bowling ball
But they like me better than Charles DeGaulle

Entre nous, it's very true
The room temperature's higher than my IQ
But they love me more than Gerard Depardieu
How did this happen; I don't have a clue

Well, I'm not the quickest tractor on the farm
I don't have any skills or grace or charm
And most people look at me like I'm all covered with ants
But I'm a genius in France (yeah), genius in France, genius in France

And I'm never goin' back, I'm never goin' back
I'm never never never never goin' back home again
I'm tearin' up my return flight ticket
Gonna tell the folks back where they can stick it

'Cause I'm never goin' back
I'm never goin' back
I'm never goin' back

The girls back home never gave me a chance
But I sho' 'nuff got them Frogs in some kinda trance
And I'm aware that it's a most improbable circumstance
But "Great Googily Moogily", I'm a genius in France

Every Frenchie that I meet
Just can't wait to kiss my feet
Get in line, pucker up! Suite!

Bowm diddy bowm diddy bowm diddy

I'm gettin' even more famous by the hour
I'm stuffed with pastries and drunk with power
Now they're puttin' up my statue by the Eiffel Tower

A little more to the left, boys, a little more to the left
A little more to the left, boys, a little more to the left

I'm the biggest dork there is alive
My mom picked out my clothes for me 'till I was 35
And I forgot to mention
I'm not even welcome at the Star Trek convention

But the Frenchies think
That my poop don't stink
I'm a genius in France

Say, would you pass the Grey Poupon?
Merci beaucoup

You redeemed yourself with "Weird Al".

Originally posted by Bloigen
WEIRD AL! Boo yeah!

Originally posted by LanceWindu
You redeemed yourself with "Weird Al". I usually only break that Gem out at parties.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Boo yeah!

Boo Ya's my word paul. herbnone

Originally posted by Bloigen
Boo Ya's my word paul. herbnone ermm You can call me mommy.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
ermm You can call me mommy.

GET BACK IN THE TRUCK!

I've said that already, today. cry

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Now is the time that i'm going to need you to give us something to know you better by. So if you would PM me:

1. Your favorite things to do
2. Stuff about you
3. What turns you on *only if you want* eyes
4. What turns you off

And anything else you can think of

like Age and where you're from, stuff like that.

Thank you

~da rev~ Originally posted by LanceWindu

Originally posted by Sanctuary
You're an angel, you signed up for this


therefore you have to do it.

OR SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
I've said that already, today. cry

http://www.picpop.com/gallery/albums/userpics/0822/stfureply.jpg

Que?

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Que?

Originally posted by Bloigen
http://www.picpop.com/gallery/albums/userpics/1-14-05/sucks_to_be_u.jpg

Redun-diddily-dent

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
You're an angel, you signed up for this


therefore you have to do it.

OR SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES I'll just add this" mwahaha " in.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Redun-diddily-dent

http://www.picpop.com/gallery/albums/userpics/1-14-05/mrt-que.jpg

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
You're an angel, you signed up for this


therefore you have to do it.

OR SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES
You tricked me! cry

Elegant

Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
And what do i win if i do hmm You get shot in the back by a man, who in turn gets killed by a woman for shooting the wrong woman, followed by random lame one-liners such as "never send a man to do a woman's job" and "Reverend Maynard rules".

someone's jealous whistling

I can't be bothered with all that... make it up eyes

Originally posted by Syren
I can't be bothered with all that... make it up eyes shock

...I'm not gonna do this.

Originally posted by SelphieT
...I'm not gonna do this. Too late, you signed up. I own you evillaugh

noooooooooooo!

It literally takes like 30 seconds.

For you to orgasm?

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Ha, i wish cry lol

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Ha, i wish cry

You would have got more then 35.

Originally posted by Bloigen
You would have got more then 35. 38 disgust

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
38 disgust

I could do more.

I just don't have that kinda determination at masterbation.

Originally posted by Bloigen
I could do more.

I just don't have that kinda determination at masterbation. Ermm....okay lookaround

Odd. ermm

Originally posted by Fiann@
Odd. ermm eyes

Originally posted by Fiann@
Odd. ermm

I KNOW SOMETHING YOU DON'T KNOW!

SO, PUT THAT IN YOUR HAT AND SMOKE IT!

Sent

Originally posted by Bloigen
I KNOW SOMETHING YOU DON'T KNOW!

SO, PUT THAT IN YOUR HAT AND SMOKE IT! Originally posted by Syren
Sent

What do you know?

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
eyes flirt1


Almost forgot the smilie code. ermm

Originally posted by Fiann@
flirt1


Almost forgot the smilie code. ermm My nipple itches

ermm

*glomps*

Originally posted by Syren
What do you know?

Something you don't. ermm

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
My nipple itches

ermm Do you want me to scratch your itch? ermm

Originally posted by Fiann@
Do you want me to scratch your itch? ermm

If you happen to be doing that my itches.

Originally posted by Fiann@
Do you want me to scratch your itch? ermm eyes sure

Originally posted by Bloigen
If you happen to be doing that my itches. And what do you want me to do about it? ermmOriginally posted by ~Da Rev~
eyes sure *pulls out backscratcher* Now, hold still, I don't want to damage you. shock

Originally posted by Fiann@
And what do you want me to do about it? ermm *pulls out backscratcher* Now, hold still, I don't want to damage you. shock fear *holds still* shock

I missed out on being an angel cry

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
fear *holds still* shock Good boy. petpet

*moves*


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
*moves*


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh Naughty boy. whip

I told you not to move. cry I'll just have to tie you down now.

Originally posted by Fiann@
And what do you want me to do about it? ermm

Call an ambulance? ermm

Originally posted by Fiann@
Naughty boy. whip

I told you not to move. cry I'll just have to tie you down now. Yeah, and dont put that whip away

Originally posted by Bloigen
Call an ambulance? ermm
Huh. And use up my hard earned credit? I think not Mr Bloigen. schmoll
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Yeah, and dont put that whip away

This ol' thing? *swings whip around* cowboy

w00t

http://www.ogilvypr.com/creative-studio/images/frame_eltonjohn.jpg

Originally posted by Bloigen
http://www.ogilvypr.com/creative-studio/images/frame_eltonjohn.jpg What a gay sig. Penguins are better.

Senttt!

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
What a gay sig. Penguins are better.

Yeah!!

sent

*feels sexy*

hey syren

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Now is the time that i'm going to need you to give us something to know you better by. So if you would PM me:

1. Your favorite things to do
2. Stuff about you
3. What turns you on *only if you want* eyes
4. What turns you off

And anything else you can think of

like Age and where you're from, stuff like that.

Thank you

~da rev~
1) Masturbate
2) I like to masturbate
3) Masturbation
4) Not masturbating

Originally posted by CommandoDelta38
hey syren

Hello wavey

*masturbates pointlewssly...*

how's it goin?
and yes i know.... it's been a long time

Not too bad... and has it?

lol well since we talked on here ... myspace it's not been as long

1. Your favorite things to do (Graphics/Art, Darts)
2. Stuff about you (35 and counting)
3. What turns you on (My Wife)
4. What turns you off (ignorance)

Originally posted by CommandoDelta38
lol well since we talked on here ... myspace it's not been as long

leftright

I'm having a completely blank moment.

Love the sig Syren. noneup

lol i'll pm ya bout it syren

Originally posted by ThePittman
Love the sig Syren. noneup

Thanks, yours is f.ucking awesome too...

Originally posted by ThePittman

4. What turns you off (ignorance)



I'd say you were my soulmate but you're married, so I'll just stick with wavey

Originally posted by Syren


I'd say you were my soulmate but you're married, so I'll just stick with wavey blush2