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I want to give her something special and expensive, what should I give her?

another hooker

The Gift of song

diamonds........

A Pearl Necklace?

A pet monkey called steve

the gift of time can do wonders for a girl sometimes.

I was thinking of jewelry too, she's a redhead, maybe something with rubies?

diamonds.......trust me.......

get her her own personal shoffer called les

lizard

A hand written poem.








































Plus dimonds.beating_heart

I'm a teenager

Originally posted by ThePittman
A hand written poem.
yes









































Plus dimonds.beating_heart

But seriously, wouldnt rubies match her hair?

And I'm not good at poems, anyone wanna teach me?

buy her a barbie

Yes Rubies......to match her hair....very sweet~

Originally posted by Scottie
buy her a barbie

Originally posted by LockJaw is lol
I want to give her something special and expensive, what should I give her?

Chlamydia. It's the special gift that keeps on giving.

A monk's key

Originally posted by Scottie
A monk's key Where does that key lead?

and flowers are always good.......

OK in other words roses

Originally posted by LockJaw is lol
I want to give her something special and expensive, what should I give her?

You're gonna scare her off

Originally posted by LockJaw is lol
I want to give her something special and expensive, what should I give her?

Your dick.

Originally posted by silver_tears
You're gonna scare her off
No, not really, I'm chating with her right now and she seems pretty thrilled about getting some shiny and expensive
Originally posted by BackFire
Your dick.
I said I just hoocked up with her, dude

Originally posted by LockJaw is lol
But seriously, wouldnt rubies match her hair?

And I'm not good at poems, anyone wanna teach me? you're the only one here who's seen here.

Originally posted by LockJaw is lol
Where does that key lead?


to a mysterious land where monks do battle with monkeys...the land is all but destroyed by the war between the two...a war which has been on going for the last thousand years...

its quite a nice place you should take her there for pizza or something

Then she's not normal, no girl would want a really expensive something from someone she just met or started dating. I know it'd scare me off, who's that into you that soon.

Originally posted by silver_tears
Then she's not normal, no girl would want a really expensive something from someone she just met or started dating. I know it'd scare me off, who's that into you that soon.

Me naughty

YESyes Red Roses.......

Originally posted by LockJaw is lol
No, not really, I'm chating with her right now and she seems pretty thrilled about getting some shiny and expensive

I said I just hoocked up with her, dude

It's the new millenium man, times are changing. Girls like a guy with some initiative.

Get her the brightest, reddest roses that money can buy.







(I know nothing.)

Originally posted by Scottie
to a mysterious land where monks do battle with monkeys...the land is all but destroyed by the war between the two...a war which has been on going for the last thousand years...

its quite a nice place you should take her there for pizza or something That reminds me of Ape escape and I dont know why

Originally posted by BackFire
It's the new millenium man, times are changing. Girls like a guy with some initiative.
OK, we'll see if you're right
Originally posted by DarkC
Get her the brightest, reddest roses that money can buy.







(I know nothing.)
If it exists, I will buy it, I'm gonna work for 2 weeks before giving it (plus whatever else I might give her) to her and she's flying to Portugal.

Originally posted by BackFire
Your dick.

And don't take no for an answer.













Actually, do. dodgy

Originally posted by BackFire
Your dick.
*starts laughing hysterically*

In fact, this is my first GF

Seriously though, ST is right, don't get her something expensive. Save that for the future. Get her something small that she'll like right now. Save the big things until she gives you head or something.

Originally posted by BackFire
Seriously though, ST is right, don't get her something expensive. Save that for the future. Get her something small that she'll like right now. Save the big things until she gives you head or something.
That really makes me wonder what you're like with chicks on WoW.


I wouldn't know anyways, you're never on when I am.

Yeah I thought about that but then I accidentally forgot but yeah, you guys are right, just a rose + chocolate then

Originally posted by DarkC
That really makes me wonder what you're like with chicks on WoW.


I wouldn't know anyways, you're never on when I am.

Originally posted by DarkC
That really makes me wonder what you're like with chicks on WoW.


I wouldn't know anyways, you're never on when I am.

I don't encounter chicks on WoW.

So should I just save rubies for later or should I give her something more?

yes you just met her bring her something small, flowers or chocolates or maybe both, jewlery can wait, it could send the wrong message

hmm...first of all, Why do you want to give her something? Don't give her something just because. because that might give the impression that you wanna buy her love, imo. Resorting to material means so quickly isn't the most lovable thing to do I'd think...

and I sense that this is a recent occurance. So the best 'present' you both could give each other is try to understand each other better. So...arrange get togethers that consist of more than just making out.

^ smart woman up there, listen to her and you will do well

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
^ smart woman up there, listen to her and you will do well

lmfao.

I don't understand why guys think they should buy their girlfriend expensive things. I mean, some girls are just bitchasauruses like that, but when I think of a date or something, I think of just completely leaving all money at home, and just hanging out at a place where you don't need to spend money at all.........like just hanging out by a lake or somewhere outside

Just give her some money and call her your *****.

CASE CLOSED!

Remember to listen to your elders. thankyou

Originally posted by LockJaw is lol
Yeah I thought about that but then I accidentally forgot but yeah, you guys are right, just a rose + chocolate then

Too cliche.

How about a small teddy bear or something, nothing more right now.

Originally posted by LockJaw is lol
I want to give her something special and expensive, what should I give her?


Give her a puppy

Don't get her anything.... You just started going out. But now that she knows. Get her something nice and inexpensive. Unless you're one of those rich bastards.

Originally posted by Impediment
Chlamydia. It's the special gift that keeps on giving.

No, that's sex.

I want to give her something because we're gonna be gone from eachother for a few weeks and I've already agreed with you that jewelry is a bit too early AND dont tell me girls doesnt like succesful guys cuz I am one, I have a summerjob, not too many get those around here AND saving up money to buy something for someone else would motivate me to actually WANTING to work, cuz money itself cant bring happyness only the objects I buy in combination with me and my charm plus my charming looks can bring me that.

AND I know her from before, we're in the same class, she's one of the few people who like me in that class.

AND puppies and/or pets are for later

And now I declare a rose plus chocolate the most fitting gift....for now

Originally posted by LockJaw is lol
I was thinking of jewelry too, she's a redhead, maybe something with rubies?
You're the luckiest man alive.

I am? Why?

Not yet, if you ask me.

Just get her a puppy, women love puppies.

And then you 2 can go on long walks with the dog.

I like walks

Originally posted by LockJaw is lol
I want to give her something special and expensive, what should I give her?

SIGH!

buy her some nachos

http://www.adamssuperfood.com/data/recipeimages/cheesy%20nachos.jpg

OLD POST !!

And I can cook, dont have to buy anything, just the ingredients

I agree with BackFire. Give her like a coupon or something that says. "I'll buy you jewelry if you give me head." So you don't have to say it yourself.

Originally posted by Flamboyant4Life
I agree with BackFire. Give her like a coupon or something that says. "I'll buy you jewelry if you give me head." So you don't have to say it yourself.

wow how gay!

Originally posted by LockJaw is lol
OLD POST !!

And I can cook, dont have to buy anything, just the ingredients

dont be mad

That's just how I roll. Except then I'd probably never buy the jewelery.

Originally posted by Flamboyant4Life
I agree with BackFire. Give her like a coupon or something that says. "I'll buy you jewelry if you give me head." So you don't have to say it yourself.
ahahahhahahahahahhahaha!Originally posted by LockJaw is lol
I am? Why?

Not yet, if you ask me.
Because redheads rule. Even knowing one is better than having sex with a bolnde. Not a brunette. Sex with a brunette is better than knowing a redhead.

Originally posted by Flamboyant4Life
I agree with BackFire. Give her like a coupon or something that says. "I'll buy you jewelry if you give me head." So you don't have to say it yourself.
OK, that would be something that my sweden misses
Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
ahahahhahahahahahhahaha!
Because redheads rule. Even knowing one is better than having sex with a bolnde. Not a brunette. Sex with a brunette is better than knowing a redhead.
Would you know?
Originally posted by Morning_Glory
dont be mad

Originally posted by Flamboyant4Life
That's just how I roll.

sigh... even gayer than the post

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
sigh... even gayer than the post

What if I told you that I was gay?

i dont mean gay as in you love the same sex ... just mean you are stupid gay...

What if I told you that I was stupid gay?

You guys should create your own thread about this

As long as you make it Lockjaw!

Originally posted by LockJaw is lol
I want to give her something special and expensive, what should I give her?

A hickey,

Just one?

Originally posted by LockJaw is lol
Just one?

Make the thread. I dare you.

Done

I thought it was gonna be a vs thread.
POST 2000!!!!!!!!!!!

Why?

IDK man

Post a picture of your girl.

OK, back to topic

She's gonna send one when she's back online It's pretty damn early here, couldnt sleep, I was thinkiing about her all night

Don't buy her shit. Don't waste your money on anything expensive until you are sure she is worth it, and likes you for you instead of the massive amount of money you spend on her.

Just get one off her Myspace or something.

Originally posted by LockJaw is lol
A rose and chocolate isnt expensive, mkay?

She's not like us, she doesnt use her PC very often lol Depends on where you live.

Gifts alone do the same thing. It really isn't one-shot expensive as it is many many little things. Whatever, just don't be an idiot about it, mkay?

Who said gifts alone?

Why the hell would you buy her a rose and chocolates? You're in high school. Not a serious relationship. Save that for Valentine's day. For now buy her sunglasses or something.

Things doesnt work the same way where you are I see

Guess not. Here we don't buy them shit. Except for on special occasions.

Bastards

i dont really know!

your life!

Uhhh, I dunno what to say to that

He means break up with her.

barker

Trust me

Even though he "means" it, doesnt mean I'll do it

Just do it

Originally posted by LockJaw is lol
I want to give her something special and expensive, what should I give her? A blow job...

Originally posted by HellMaster93
A blow job...
he's not going to give her a blowjob.........it should be the other way around.

I know...

Originally posted by LockJaw is lol
I want to give her something special and expensive, what should I give her?
Bad idea, Sherlock. You say this is a new girlfriend? Take it easy on the money, yet get her something nice that she'll like. It'd piss you off if she broke up with you two weeks later and you'd spent all that money on her. Think about it.

BUT I'VE ALREADY SAID I'M PAST THAT PART Gave her a rose it cost 2 bucks, she loved it and said no one had never done that for her

If someone bothers to read the first page they should read the other ones too IMO

And I dont really think about money, I dont really need it

Originally posted by Flamboyant4Life
Just do it Stupid gay

Originally posted by LockJaw is lol
BUT I'VE ALREADY SAID I'M PAST THAT PART Gave her a rose it cost 2 bucks, she loved it and said no one had never done that for her OK... Either:
a) She was being sarcastic and you're a MORON! Or:
b) She's some kind of down-trodden street urchin/ whore who has lotsa sex and little... other stuff... which sounds like a good life to me, but hey...

She isnt usually sarcastic and as I've said, known her for a while

Originally posted by LockJaw is lol
And I dont really think about money, I dont really need it

Then share the love brother. I could use some money. longsmoke

The title of this thread irks me.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Then share the love brother. I could use some money. longsmoke Money doesnt make anyone happy
Originally posted by Punkyhermy
The title of this thread irks me. It does what to you?

Originally posted by LockJaw is lol
Money doesnt make anyone happy
It does what to you?
It irks him.

Irk- to irritate or annoy.

Originally posted by LockJaw is lol
Money doesnt make anyone happy
It does what to you?

I didn't say it would make me happy. I just said I need some money, I have bills to pay.

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
It irks him.

Irk- to irritate or annoy.

Psst...her, not him.

You just got a girlfriend and already want to buy her something expensive? My gosh.

BUT FOR THE LOVE OF...

I bought her a rose !! 2 bucks ! Said it for the fifth time already, I'm saving that for later ! Read, god damnit !

This irks me >_<

Bread Crumbs

If I feel like reading 7 pages, I would have. So too bad.

barker