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Now who du you think woud win?

barbados?

i think u mean barbarosa drakons.

lol why can't anyone spell it? BARBOSSA

I'm not sure they both can't die so...

Pardon me i mean no disrespect

disrespect....for what? spelling it wrong?
i think there's already a thread like this

whoops, i could have sworn i spelt that right the first time too. sorry everyone!!

i think everyone's gone drunk

RUM!!!

Davy Jones would totally win, during the second movie I was thinking, Barbossa and his crew would look like a bar-mitzfa (no offence) next to Davy Jones and his crew

...I think Jack would win

well, yea, but hes not in it, its Davy vs. barbossa and their crew

between barbossa and jones....it depends on the battle. if it's a battle of wits and technically spoken terms:barbossa. if it's a battle of who's the best organist/pianist: jones all the way.

nice

seriously though. barbossa is the master at finding loopholes. its amazing. and jones can play with his TENTACLES.

good call jessi

What about apple-eatting contests? I think Jones might have an edge, what with using his tentcles and all for hands, but Barbossa is da KING of apples!

hmmmm, I think Jones would take that one

yep. barbossa would win at that, 100%. how about.....
a sidekick/pet contest: barbossa and his awesome opossum monkey
vs. jones and his big gloopy kraken.

well, the monkey because it is undead

ding ding ding!!! monkey wins. even if it wasn't undead, it would still win, that tricky little rascal. it woudl jump all over the kraken to confuse it and then the kraken will end up tied with it's own tentacles like in a cartoon.

nice

Barbossa, hands down.

"Look, an undead monkey!"

But really, if you choose by power, go with the Karken. If you like shooting undead monkeys, go with the undead monkey yes

okok. new contest.
any ideas?

How about ways of killing people? shock

ugh that's so sad...alright!!
barbossa wins automatically. jones just harvests souls, i don't think he's all that creative in the evil villian department

hey, I think you need to get a raibies shot or sumthin, ur starting to sound rather violent

me? i'm not violent....
if you mean madness....the name says it all

not you, madness


Okay, how about....... im out of ideas

jack vs will? i got jack

How about....... Croquet(sp?) Davey and Brbssa VS. Jack and Will

Barbossa vs Davy
Barbossa all the way i mean think about it Barbossa only has to find Davy's heart and stab it. Jones has to get all of Barbossa's crew including Barbossa to cut thier hands and throw 853 peices (I think) of gold into a chest.

As for Davey Croquet and Barbossa vs Will and Jack. well Davey Croquet canadian and Barbossa pirate2 both have great hats so i pick them.

when he said croquet, he meant the GAME croquet. not davy crocket the guy with the coon skin.
i say that jack and will win because i don't think jones would use his hands to hold the mallet, which means he'll use his tentacles and he has to bend down and then he'll miss. and barbossa has an undead monkey on his shoulder. that's gotta be pretty distracting. Plus, Jack and Will are unusually lucky guys and that luck will help them win. like they hit the ball under the loop, almost miss the next loop but a gopher comes and headbutts it, then it keeps going a turtle passed by so the ball bounces off the turtle and goes under another loop and then a mini tornado comes and carries the ball to the last loop and TADAA!! they win

... You are thinking too much

i know.
you did mean croquet the game right? not davy crocket?

yea, the game

i've never actually played croquet. it looks hard.

yea, I played once, but I only played so I could wear the plaid-old people pants with overalls

were they comfortable?

yea, but it was totally worth it, it looked awesome

lol i have no clue what u r talking about

old people plaid pants with overalls and crouquet

lol... im gonna go on that one lol seriously ill be back

...old people? Why don't we sacrafice them to King Kong?

because....... old people are our future. And old people have a smell. Not bad, not good, but a smell nonetheless

so true
we weren't talking about old people. i meant to say old people TYPE plaid pants. like the kind old golfers wear. because we were talking about croquet. and people wear those pants while playing that game.

yes, now that that is cleared up, What is the next matchup?

how about a.....
Barbossa vs. Jones: who was more outsmarted? contest.
i vote barbossa.

Hmmmmm, I dont know, I think Jones was more outsmarted. He got the key stolen from him while he was alseep, that pretty lame, and then Barbossa didnt have anyhing to worry about, he was just a little overconfidant in thinking no one would break the curse

but jack stole a coin to become undead so he wouldn't die by barbossa and then replaced the coin so that poor barbossa only got to feel death when the curse was lifted. poor barbossa

lol... um they both got tricked quite bad lol

Agreed.

hmmm, I call it a tie

all in favor?
me: aye

Aye! dance

AYE

notion passed
*bags gavel*
next course of action?

hmmm.... next match....

how about a fishing contest?
i vote jones wins.....he can tell the fish to come to him, like aquaman

GO AQUAMANNNNNN!!!!!

LMAO Aquman heh,

Batman comes and kicks all their ass's

Jack: I just got beaten by a mouse
Will: I think it was supposed to be a bat
Jack: thats what I said

BATMAN ROCKS!!!

ROBIN SUCKS!!!(I dont mean realy i just wanted to someting that woud rhyme)

sucks doesnt rhyme with rocks......
i think robin sucks in the batman movies, but in teen titans his voice and actions are hot.

Originally posted by jessigem
when he said croquet, he meant the GAME croquet. not davy crocket the guy with the coon skin.

whoops. oh well i've never been a very good speller so i supose i never picked up on that. I've never played that game.

Robin does suck in the movies. Batman rules.

What about Batman and Barbossa vs Jack and Robin

batman and barbossa would win, unless robin was the cartoon robin from teen titans.....then there'd be a tie because batman is still better than robin but robin+jack=1 batman.

Hell yeah! But then again, Jack could just throw movie Robin out into the sea, call in Will to dress up as Robin, then you might have a win in their favor...

as much as i love orlando/will, he couldn't be Robin if he tried.
especially since the only good one is a cartoon(and a teen)

True, very true

next match......let's go with madness' sig.
jack + barbossa + a pizza vs. the ninja turtles

jack + barbossa + a pizza(BARBOSA IS AN UNDEAD!!!)

I think Jack would win the just "Overall Awsome" award lol.

Davy Jones can play an organ with no hands...I give him credit for that

Cant see Jack doing that..unless its one of those self playing pianos

ok shut up LovelyOne

you've got a point on that one.

O.T but how the heck am I a senior member already?

Barbossa wud sooooooooooooo win against davy jones cos hes IMMORTAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but on the other hand, Jones cant die unless u stab his heart hich isnt actuallly with him at all times lol. so, i dunno. It'd probably be a battle of 2 immortal souls fighting untill judgement day and trumpets sound, hm? or you could surrender... soz i luv that line! Xxx

p.s, i cant get my signature 2 upload can sum1 help me???????

O.T but how the heck am I a senior member already?
i think you're a senior member because of how many replies you've submitted. that's the only reason i can think of. you can change what it says under your name you know...........like mine says huh?

Next match

kraken and jack the monkey vs David hasselhof and Michael Jackson at a bowling compotition.

I'm going the kraken and the monkey

Me too

Yeah go the monkey





and the kraken i supose

i'm on the monkey's side, mostly because michael jackson is creepy. but you never know what hasselhof can do. has anyone seen The Spongebob Movie?

Very suspisious of hasselhof he seems to be able to do many things when the time come.

lol

he was a dolphin in the Spongebob Movie!!!

I know do you think he is weird

Next match Elizabeth vs Tia dalma in an arm wreseling contest

Hard tho choose but i gues i go with Liz

i'd root for liz too. even though tia dalma might use something witchy to help her win.

but this is for Davy Jones vs. Captain Barbossa(barbados) not armwrestling catfights.

ahh well yeah

you can't deniy it would be interesting and anyway i think we have reached the limit of what we have to say on Davy Jones vs. Captain Barbossa so we may as well have so fun.

may as well join in








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good point. . . . . . .