Ten bucks says I can make LanceWindu laugh!
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Scythe
Hey Lance:
"I'm tired of these poop-head snakes on this gosh-darn wheelchair!"
Thorinn
I have ten bucks that say's he only notices this thread because his name is on it.
LanceWindu
Originally posted by Scythe
Hey Lance:
"I'm tired of these poop-head snakes on this gosh-darn wheelchair!"
I laughed.
Originally posted by Thorinn
I have ten bucks that say's he only notices this thread because his name is on it.
He owes you $10.
natashia
is this some kind of inside joke thing, because if it is i am making no bets.
Scythe
Originally posted by LanceWindu
I laughed.
That popped into my head about three days ago, can't help but to laugh at something that stupid. Hehehe, poop-head snakes...heheheh.
natashia
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Thornin or the dude with the superman pic owes scythe ten bucks
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Scythe
Wow, I guess I made twenty bucks then?
TheFilmProphet
Ten bucks says no one will get paid...
Itzak
Originally posted by TheFilmProphet
Ten bucks says no one will get paid...
*bets 20 bucks*
Scythe
Originally posted by TheFilmProphet
Ten bucks says no one will get paid...
Oh we'll see about that, these wheels aren't only for cement use!!
Scythe
I detect sarcasm Scimitar, do you want to end up like gorrilla?
TheFilmProphet
Originally posted by Scythe
Oh we'll see about that, these wheels aren't only for cement use!!
I'll be your hired thug/goon with a penchant for wearing top hats.
http://i1.tinypic.com/1zqvsiq.jpg
natashia
hey wait i never said i bet. you owe me twenty just for thinking that.
Scythe
Originally posted by TheFilmProphet
I'll be your hired thug/goon with a penchant for wearing top hats.
F*ck yeah, we'll embark on our never ending quest to put a f*cking skid-mark on every damn gorilla this side of the Mississippi for high amounts of dough!
natashia
wow
remind me to run away if i ever see you walking towards me.
TheFilmProphet
Originally posted by Scythe
F*ck yeah, we'll embark on our never ending quest to put a f*cking skid-mark on every damn gorilla this side of the Mississippi for high amounts of dough!
That's the spirit! We'll be gorilla skid-marking bounty hunters!
No gorilla will be left un-skid-marked Muwha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
This will be our first target:
http://www.electric-bikes.com/lev17.jpg
natashia
oh god
im going to be sick
Scythe
Originally posted by natashia
if i ever see you walking towards me.
Hwhahahahahahahahahahahah!!
natashia
wheres the nearest exit??
TheFilmProphet
Originally posted by natashia
wheres the nearest exit??
Through the gorilla riding the tractor...Muwha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Itzak
Originally posted by natashia
wheres the nearest exit??
Take a left, up my pants. ermm
natashia
damnwheres the nearest gun??
Itzak
Originally posted by natashia
damnwheres the nearest gun??
Take a right, up my pants. ermm
Thorinn
Originally posted by Itzak
Take a left, up my pants. ermm
TheFilmProphet
Originally posted by natashia
damnwheres the nearest gun??
Inside the trunk of the tractor being driven by the gorilla...Muwha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
SpadeKing
Originally posted by Scythe
Hey Lance:
"I'm tired of these poop-head snakes on this gosh-darn wheelchair!"
ha........................haha.....................hahaha?
Scythe
Wheelchair of doom will end all this god-forsaken, zit-stricken foolshiness.
natashia
damn im jumping from the nearest window.
Thorinn
Originally posted by natashia
damn im jumping from the nearest window. good luck with that.
TheFilmProphet
Originally posted by natashia
damn im jumping from the nearest window.
I'll catch you, hug
natashia
ot if there is a gorilla around you won't ill find another window
TheFilmProphet
Originally posted by natashia
ot if there is a gorilla around you won't ill find another window
What if we just throw the gorilla out the window instead
natashia
you throw
i'll watch
then i will comeout of hididng
Scythe
Originally posted by TheFilmProphet
What if we just throw the gorilla
Yes, right underneath my wheels! MWAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHhehehehehehehAHAHAHAHAHHA...... . . . . . bwahhahahahahBWAHAHAHAAH!
Scythe
er...yes! I am a hero! The elusive goat masked hero!
~Da Rev~
Lance doesn't laugh. He has no soul
Scythe
My mask has a soul. It tells me to light people's hair on fire.
TheFilmProphet
Originally posted by Scythe
Yes, right underneath my wheels! MWAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHhehehehehehehAHAHAHAHAHHA...... . . . . . bwahhahahahahBWAHAHAHAAH!
Muwha! Ha! Ha! Ha! ha ha!
Adult Swim Guy
really?well if i had one it would tell me to eat a peace of wood.
Scythe
Originally posted by TheFilmProphet
Muwha! Ha! Ha! Ha! ha ha!
Hehehe, man I like this motherf*cker FilmPro, would you mind if I called you comrade?
TheFilmProphet
Originally posted by Scythe
Hehehe, man I like this motherf*cker FilmPro, would you mind if I called you comrade?
But of course comrade, together we will rule the world...
LanceWindu
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Lance doesn't laugh. He has no soul
TheFilmProphet
It's the tree leaves he's been smoking their going to his brain...
natashia
so youse guys are going to rule thae world eh?????
secrectly i am laughing at you and your gorillas
TheFilmProphet
Well there goes your title as princess of the planet of the apes out the window...
LanceWindu
Teh **** is with the apes?
natashia
Originally posted by TheFilmProphet
Well there goes your title as princess of the planet of the apes out the window...
very funny
do u come up with stuff on you own or did the gorillas tell you to say this?
TheFilmProphet
Originally posted by natashia
very funny
do u come up with stuff on you own or did the gorillas tell you to say this?
Both
Originally posted by LanceWindu
Teh **** is with the apes?
They are Scythe's swarn enemy...
natashia
hahahahahahahaha
so who was the prince
TheFilmProphet
Who else but me of course,
natashia
is that why iwas the princess
so were we related or was i your intended
TheFilmProphet
You were hand picked after a search that spanned the entire galaxy....and three stars.
natashia
who picked me and you still didn't answer the question to my satisfaction.
TheFilmProphet
Originally posted by natashia
who picked me and you still didn't answer the question to my satisfaction.
So sorry my lady, I picked you after a decision process that took 3600 seconds and yes you were intended.
Itzak
5 bucks says I can make LanceWindu laugh, fall out of his chair, and do a backflip.
*makes LanceWindu laugh, fall out of his chair, and do a backflip*
LanceWindu
Originally posted by Itzak
5 bucks says I can make LanceWindu laugh, fall out of his chair, and do a backflip.
*makes LanceWindu laugh, fall out of his chair, and do a backflip*
Didn't work.
natashia
Originally posted by TheFilmProphet
So sorry my lady, I picked you after a decision process that took 3600 seconds and yes you were intended.
wow
well you certainly took your time.
so what impressed you so much that it was decided that i should become your princess, and not some other lady of noble birth.??
TheFilmProphet
Originally posted by LanceWindu
Didn't work.
Itzak get more tree leaves, those seem to influence him.
TheFilmProphet
Originally posted by natashia
wow
well you certainly took your time.
so what impressed you so much that it was decided that i should become your princess, and not some other lady of noble birth.??
It was your sparky personality and charming good looks.
natashia
what kind of tree leaves.
TheFilmProphet
Originally posted by natashia
what kind of tree leaves.
Only Lance and his suppliers know that...
LanceWindu
Originally posted by TheFilmProphet
Only Lance and his suppliers know that...
Eucalyptus leaves...
natashia
darn i wanted some!!
so who is your princess now?
TheFilmProphet
Originally posted by natashia
darn i wanted some!!
so who is your princess now?
I'm still using powerful methods of persuation to win back my first choice...
Originally posted by LanceWindu
Eucalyptus leaves...
Ah, but last time they were palm tree leaves.
LanceWindu
Originally posted by TheFilmProphet
I'm still using powerful methods of persuation to win back my first choice...
Ah, but last time they were palm tree leaves.
I like to switch it up occasionally.
natashia
persuade away
although with the righ leaves i can be persuaded most eaisly
or so i'm told
TheFilmProphet
Originally posted by natashia
persuade away
although with the righ leaves i can be persuaded most eaisly
or so i'm told
*Swoops natashia off her feet* wink
Originally posted by LanceWindu
I like to switch it up occasionally.
Much more potent this way I hear...
natashia
hey- wait a minute where are you taking me?????
LanceWindu
Originally posted by TheFilmProphet
*Swoops natashia off her feet* wink
Much more potent this way I hear...
If you say so.
TheFilmProphet
Originally posted by natashia
hey- wait a minute where are you taking me?????
To your palace my princess
Originally posted by LanceWindu
If you say so.
I know so
but don't tell anyone.
natashia
i have a palace?
i thought it was your palace and i was just comming there to be you intended.
TheFilmProphet
Everything mine is yours but of course,
LanceWindu
Originally posted by natashia
i have a palace?
i thought it was your palace and i was just comming there to be you intended.
Don't go! He's going to rape you!
natashia
i think he already has
there was talk about putting something in my drink.
LanceWindu
Originally posted by natashia
i think he already has
there was talk about putting something in my drink.
Let me tell you about a girl I know,
had a drink about a hour ago.
Sitting in a corner by herself, in a bar in downtown Hell.
She heard a noise and she looked through the door.
And saw a man she'd never seen before.
Light skin, light blue eyes, a double-chin and a plastic smile.
Well, her heart raced as he walked in the door
And took an empty seat next to her at the bar.
"My brand new car is parked right outside. How'd ya like to go for a ride?"
And she said."Wait a minute I have to think."
He said, "That's fine. May I please buy you a drink"
One drink turned into 3 or 4 and they left and got into his car
and they drove away someplace real far.
Now babe the time has come.
How'd ya like to have a little fun?
And she said."If we could only please be on our way, I will not run."
That's when things got out of control.
She didn't want to, he had his way.
She said, "Let's Go"
He said, "No Way!"
Come on babe it's your lucky day.
Shut your mouth, were gonna do it my way.
Come on baby don't be afraid,
if it wasn't for date rape I'd never get laid.
He finished up and he started the car
He turned around and drove back to the bar.
He said."Now baby don't be sad, in my opinion you weren't half-bad."
She picked up a rock.,threw it at the car, hit him in the head, now he's got a big scar.
Come on party people won't you listen to me.
Date Rape Stylee.
The next day she went to her drawer, look up her local attorney at law,
went to the phone and filed the police report and then she took the guy's ass to court.
Well, the day he stood in front of the judge he screamed, "She lies that little ****!"
The judge knew that he was full of shit and he gave him 25 years
And now his heart is filled with cheers.
One night in jail it was getting late.
He was butt-raped by a large inmate, and he screamed.
But the guards paid no attention to his cries.
That's when things got out of control.
The moral of the date rape story, it does not pay to be drunk and horny.
But that's the way it had to be.
They locked him up and threw away the key.
Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind,
even though he now takes it in the behind.
But that's the way it had to be.
They locked him up and threw away the key.
Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind,
even though he now takes it in the behind.
DATE RAPE!
She didn't want to
She didn't want to
She didn't want to
She didn't want to!
TAKE IT!
TheFilmProphet
Originally posted by natashia
i think he already has
there was talk about putting something in my drink.
Maybe we both put something in eachother's drinks
Originally posted by LanceWindu
Don't go! He's going to rape you!
Never...I'm not the one who goes on midnight rages after smoking palm trees.
natashia
i don't remember that either.
i know! you used voodoo on me!!!
i like the poem.
LanceWindu
Originally posted by natashia
i don't remember that either.
i know! you used voodoo on me!!!
i like the poem.
Not a poem, a song...
natashia
cool -never heard of them but if i get the chance i will listen.
as for you mr. prophet- i know that u used that vile witchcraft on me.
TheFilmProphet
Nonsense, you seduced me first then I innocently fell for it.
LanceWindu
Originally posted by natashia
cool -never heard of them but if i get the chance i will listen.
as for you mr. prophet- i know that u used that vile witchcraft on me.
You've NEVER heard of Sublime? shock How young are you?
natashia
your arrogance knows no bounds!
and how did this supposed seduction take place. don't hold back. Please share all the details. I would like to know so i know what to say incase i am asked.
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