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so i fell madly and passionately in love with you. When did this take place?

Under the stars my dear....

When hell froze over.

When I kissed you...

What the hell are you talking about?

Hell freezing over.

When I held your hand under the stars.

lollolololollolololol


so all of this talk of me falling in love with you. but what about you when did you fall for me?
when hell froze over - thats classic

and i was kissed by someone else. where was i when all of this was going on.?

Originally posted by natashia
lollolololollolololol


so all of this talk of me falling in love with you. but what about you when did you fall for me?
when hell froze over - thats classic

and i was kissed by someone else. where was i when all of this was going on.?

I also fell in love with you under the stars. inlove

He's simply narrating our story.

Originally posted by natashia
so i fell madly and passionately in love with you. When did this take place?

|n|o| |n|e|w| |t|h|r|e|a|d|s|

MY ANTI-DUMB.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
|n|o| |n|e|w| |t|h|r|e|a|d|s|

MY ANTI-DUMB.

what was the date?

Originally posted by natashia
what was the date?

4th of July, fireworks everywhere inlove

Originally posted by LanceWindu
|n|o| |n|e|w| |t|h|r|e|a|d|s|

MY ANTI-DUMB.

How dare you insult the thread of the princess I seduced, no more eucalyptus leaves for you.

lol

i thought i seduced you!!
you changing your story here pal.
oh i remember the fourth of july and you were not there. So was it last years fourth of july and why don't i remember and why haven i talked to you since then???

hmmmmm??????

What in the hell.

Originally posted by natashia
lol

i thought i seduced you!!
you changing your story here pal.
oh i remember the fourth of july and you were not there. So was it last years fourth of july and why don't i remember and why haven i talked to you since then???

hmmmmm??????

I said you seduced me first...followed by me seducing you.
I was there but you were lost under the stars after I read you poetry.
We are talking,

Did we all miss something?

Originally posted by TheFilmProphet
Only you, Ok,

don't be too sure.
i still remember nothing of this or this supposed fainting poem
did i faint the first time i heard it?

http://www.rock-cafe.dp.ua/pascal/img/EltonJohn3.jpg

Originally posted by natashia
don't be too sure.
i still remember nothing of this or this supposed fainting poem
did i faint the first time i heard it?

Really? We took plenty of pictures that night.
Oh yeah, you practically fell into my arms after hearing a few lines

Originally posted by TheFilmProphet
Really? We took plenty of pictures that night.
Oh yeah, you practically fell into my arms after hearing a few lines That was me.

Originally posted by Flamboyant4Life
http://www.rock-cafe.dp.ua/pascal/img/EltonJohn3.jpg

Ah it all makes sense now...is that why your name is Flamboyant?

Originally posted by TheFilmProphet
Naw you were cleaning the streets of litter at the time if I recall. I didn't pick you up. ermm So you must recalling incorrectly.

Originally posted by TheFilmProphet
You misunderstand...it was cat litter.

oh my god this os so ****ing awsome!!!!!
flamboyants pictur scares me- reminds me of elton john- yucky-
so who picked me up???
i'm so confused.

ps- i love the harry potter books
isn't it sad when dumbeldore dies??

Originally posted by natashia
ps- i love the harry potter books
isn't it sad when dumbeldore dies?? You ruined it for me.

Originally posted by TheFilmProphet
Glad you like,
It is Elton John
I did in my freshly scented charriot.
Don't be.



Even more when the actor who played him died.



Oh you.

im happy i could help
was it a sit down chariot or a standing one. i am clumbsy.

It was a charriot with seating, white horses led it as I read you my famous poetry.

Originally posted by TheFilmProphet
Wheeeeee I can change quotes of other people to make myself feel good, which is ironically compareable to selective hearing.

Originally posted by TheFilmProphet
Look at me go!

where are you going??
don't worry i won't let him throew you in the fire.

Originally posted by natashia
where are you going??
don't worry i won't let him throew you in the fire.

We were going to watch an eclipse on a hilltop overlooking the sky as we fed eachother grapes.
Why not?

i don't like grapes very much.

Originally posted by TheFilmProphet
*braindeath*

His illogical rantings have reached a breaking point in which he no longer realizes he is desperately participating in the very same activity he declared as being created to make oneself "feel godd".

Don't say that
i could want a new car not that i can drive right now thanks to my roomate.
see theres so much you don't know about me!!!!!!
I could be a vampire in angels garments.

Originally posted by TheFilmProphet
I wonder who I was talking to when I said that.

Has reached childish peak of pointless attempted defaming of fellow community user. (Very sad)

Originally posted by natashia
Don't say that
i could want a new car not that i can drive right now thanks to my roomate.
see theres so much you don't know about me!!!!!!
I could be a vampire in angels garments.

Why not...anything for you.
We can always get you a limo driver.
Sounds both sexy & kinky, naughty

a limo driver for what????????????????????

You say you can't drive, so we'll need a limo driver to take us to the royal ball.

Originally posted by TheFilmProphet
Has reached childish peak of pointless attempted defaming of fellow community user. (Very sad)



Why not...anything for you.
We can always get you a limo driver.
Sounds both sexy & kinky, naughty Are you talking to yourself?

and where would this ball be my prince.???

Originally posted by TheFilmProphet
Inside of our very own palace my princess, where all visitors will pay honor to your beauty.





Call truce...this has become utterly pointless and it longer amuses me. ermm Your amusement wasn't my goal, but alright.

Just have sex already.















Natashia can watch I suppose ermm

Originally posted by TheFilmProphet
....anyway perhaps we should create a thread where we can apply our contrasting yet entertaining characteristics.... It would be the ultimate thread.

hahahahahaahahahah
ewe gross......

but then again he has a fondness for gorillas.

he ignored my comments if anyone notices

hahahahahahaha

Originally posted by natashia
he ignored my comments if anyone notices

hahahahahahaha

Gotta gimme time babygirl, I would never ignore my princess.

Originally posted by natashia
hahahahahaahahahah
ewe gross......

but then again he has a fondness for gorillas.

No no, I am merely their all fearless ruler.

woah baby
your bed or mine??

naughty

Originally posted by natashia
woah baby
your bed or mine??

naughty

Both! naughty






































At the same time!

is that possible?????

We'll make it possible! naughty

We can call it the Prophenatash double-bed maneuver...

male

Originally posted by natashia
male



But the best!

i plead the fifth

This is her way of saying she's inlove with me...

oh u know me so well

I know my lovely beauties very well.

beauties how many do you already have??

Your so pretty I counted you twice

hahahaha

how many girls have u used that line on.
it sounds like one of those lines guys always use.hahahahaha

I never use anything twice, it's improvising...I can turn anything you say into something romantic.

is that so??
the little grl pulled the long mucusy substance from hernose. The swirrls of green, yellow and brown runnling down her finger dripped to her sleve. Slowly the dirt stained green glob decended into the dark cavern of night, awaiting the emptiness it was destined to fill.
"The little girl jumped. Mary don't eat your bugars", her mother yelled.

Ok here goes....












































































































Nope, not coming to me...I meant simple things like questions and phrases but...

Such unappealing words from such a wonderful gift from god blessed with angelic beauty. (How's that?)

i am not a beauty.

Well I'm certainly hoping your not the beast...

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
i'm a plain jane!!
what would you do if i was the beast???
huh???

Originally posted by natashia
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
i'm a plain jane!!
what would you do if i was the beast???
huh???

Cool, your Jane & I'm Tarzan
Give you a makeover...

i don't have much fasion sence nor do i match colors and ppatterns togeather very well. hahahaha

Jane doesn't wear much so it's ok if you wear nothing.












naughty

sassy verry verry verry sassy


























































i like it!!

I knew you would baby girl, alucard

toottoot

Originally posted by TheFilmProphet
I knew you would baby girl, alucard



okay zorro



so if im the beast i get a makeover??

what if i want a makeover anyway??

yes, i am trying to be difficult!!

is it working yet?

I thought you liked scythe

i do- as a friend.
hes become one of my best friends on the forum.

gonna miss me?

Originally posted by LanceWindu
|n|o| |n|e|w| |t|h|r|e|a|d|s|

MY ANTI-DUMB.


That's Koala's idea

-500 kudo points for an unoriginal idea

Originally posted by AOR
That's Koala's idea

-500 kudo points for an unoriginal idea

|n|o| |n|e|w| |t|h|r|e|a|d|s|

MY ANTI-DUMB.

hahahahahaha you flatter yourself
you would LIKE to be closer.
keep on trin preacher
keep on tryin
i love being difficult


so you think you can handle me do you????






i love a challenge!!!!!!!!

Of course I'd like to be closer, so would you
I don't try, I do
And I love difficult women,

I know I can handle you,

arrogance is so hot!!!!

sometimes
but in your case hottt!!!!
i can't see that your online on my buddy list.

Originally posted by natashia
arrogance is so hot!!!!

sometimes
but in your case hottt!!!!
i can't see that your online on my buddy list.

But it's even hotter when a hot girl tells me it's hot

Should be fixed now,

all fixed

i think that was a compliment

Tis it was,

hi

*waves* woot

you ahave been sort of good today.
not too sassy.

Sassy like a lion? Rwarr! http://www.myimghost.com/getimg/images2.jpg

well, i suppose lions do sassy thing too but not intenionally like humans do to and with eachother.

Must mean we're both lions then,

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y75/lostnswisscheese/LionKiss.jpg

...and intentioanlly do sassy things with eachother naughty

like what??

angel_not

All of the above....and all of the below....

*Go to sleep kids!*

wait

what kids?????

Kids reading this page

*looks around* Nope, no kids.

then start away

Such a strong hold I have over you that I got you to read this.

*Does sassy things with his super ripped eight pack*

does something super sexy to his eight pack after smaking him for his arrogance.

fish

*Does something sassy with his biceps because she loves my arrogance*

I know what your thinking....he did it to me again.

*does something sexy to his
























































biceps
what did you think i was going to say?


UNDERSEXED PERVERT!!!

Does something sassy with his big....





























































































Encyclopedia of North American Indians, what'd you think I was going to say?


Undersexed pervert!

touches his big wet hard































waterhose.



geeze your getting worse.

what does that mean.

baby, the kids have come into the room. go tuck them in back to bed.

Can't help but grab her two big juicy.....










































melons......


























































































that she dropped at the grocery store.



Such a dirty mind

Originally posted by TheFilmProphet
Can't help but grab her two big juicy.....







sucked and ate the elongated 10 inch {the sweetness melts in my mouth
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bananna

































































that he gave her to eat.

who's the bad one????





































































































two can play at this game.

























Such a dirty mind

Removes his pants to reveal his gigantic....




















































































bulging......



















































































hard.........




























































belt buckle





You need help

hmmmmmm who should i get to help me.

there was some one on the say something sexy that seemed interested










































































































hahahhaah jk
i am being difficult again
whatcha goin to do about it

Originally posted by natashia
hmmmmmm who should i get to help me.


i am being difficult again
whatcha goin to do about it

Dr. Love Prophet...I hear he's very good with these things.

Win you over,

now why did you erase part of my comment??

Originally posted by natashia
now why did you erase part of my comment??

Sassy parts were better

oh yeah you want me

droolio

hahahahaha
you have to wipe that off if you want my mouth on yours

*wipes face, then poses biceps*

flex

drool

Your turn to pose

drops shirt on the floor and jumps up and down

*Faints*

stretcher

gives mouth to mouth recessisation to

*Wakes up and falls in love with the first woman he says, not the nurse..you*

your alive

thank god!

falls right back

A pretty woman always brings me to life *pun intended*

i not sure i neciscerrilary like that.

What do you like?

you woken up ONLY by me

Your the only pretty woman here....

awwww
blushing now

:reads the eight pages.;

You seduced her? =|

You sure got the queen of the spelling bee...

Originally posted by Vathu
:reads the eight pages.;

You seduced her? =|

You sure got the queen of the spelling bee...

*Is furious at first, but then finds it pathetic he had nothing better to do than to read all eight pages*