"Pitt Happens"
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AC/DC'S_LVR
boxers with smilies cause you might not be smiling up there but at down there you will
ThePittman
I know lots of girls that like to where boxers. secret
Bloigen
I just cut myself in the hand. w00t
AC/DC'S_LVR
yeah dey comfy i wore them out to public under my real shorts and my real shorts kept riding up so you can see my "For Those About To Rock" boxers and two guys took time to notice that too
ThePittman
Originally posted by Bloigen
I just cut myself in the hand. w00t duuuh
ThePittman
Originally posted by AC/DC'S_LVR
yeah dey comfy i wore them out to public under my real shorts and my real shorts kept riding up so you can see my "For Those About To Rock" boxers and two guys took time to notice that too
For me I like the boxer briefs, you know the long things like boxers but hug like briefs.
Roland
Originally posted by Bloigen
I just cut myself in the hand. w00t
Yeah, well I cut myself in the leg with a machette at work yesterday.
AC/DC'S_LVR
Originally posted by Bloigen
I just cut myself in the hand. w00t
get some duct tape and tape it up
AC/DC'S_LVR
Originally posted by ThePittman
For me I like the boxer briefs, you know the long things like boxers but hug like briefs.
my uncle had to quit wherin them cause they squished his baby maker
ThePittman
Originally posted by Roland
Yeah, well I cut myself in the leg with a machette at work yesterday.
Now why did you do that?
ThePittman
Originally posted by AC/DC'S_LVR
my uncle had to quit wherin them cause they squished his baby maker I like the way they hug my "baby maker".
AC/DC'S_LVR
Originally posted by Roland
Yeah, well I cut myself in the leg with a machette at work yesterday.
i cut my foot on a staple while baby sittn two weeks ago and its still there
ThePittman
I sliced through both nerves in my left thumb.
Roland
Originally posted by ThePittman
Now why did you do that?
I swung to hard across my body when I was shearing my lovely pine trees THAT NO ONE WILL BUY!
It hurt a lot.
ThePittman
Originally posted by Roland
I swung to hard across my body when I was shearing my lovely pine trees THAT NO ONE WILL BUY!
It hurt a lot.
When I was younger I was in the hospital every summer getting stiches for one thing or another.
AC/DC'S_LVR
Originally posted by ThePittman
I sliced through both nerves in my left thumb.
i did that on my right middle finger like six years ago mabe in the rain in a neddle
Roland
I just made pancakes for breakfast!
AC/DC'S_LVR
then on the same hand index finger i got my finger caught in a hunting knife (you those big ass knives that the blade swings shut?) under the carpet my nana put down when she lived there you can still see the blood stains in the upstairs hall and on the steps
Roland
These pancakes are really good. droolio
AC/DC'S_LVR
i bet youd like MY pancakes
Roland
I am the master of the pancakes and my pancakes are the best ever made!
AC/DC'S_LVR
no MY PANCAKES
Roland
are your pancakes good?
AC/DC'S_LVR
they kick major ass man
Roland
what do you put in them? anything special, like pieces of fruit, chocolate chips?
I put chocolate chips in mine today with a little whip cream thing on the top of them. mwhahahahaha!
AC/DC'S_LVR
chocolate chips and half the bottle of syrup ever try french toast with chocolate chips?
ThePittman
mine suck A$$, but I make a mean omelet
AC/DC'S_LVR
so do i i put bacon and cheese once i put balogna in there and ffed it to my sister and she liked it
Roland
Originally posted by AC/DC'S_LVR
chocolate chips and half the bottle of syrup ever try french toast with chocolate chips?
No but it sounds really really good.
Itzak
My dog just meowed.
Roland
Originally posted by AC/DC'S_LVR
so do i i put bacon and cheese once i put balogna in there and ffed it to my sister and she liked it
you talk aout your sister like she is a pet.
sorry
it was the first thing that came to mind.
Roland
Originally posted by Itzak
My dog just meowed.
Itzak
Originally posted by Roland
That's what I was thinking.
AC/DC'S_LVR
Originally posted by Roland
you talk aout your sister like she is a pet.
sorry
it was the first thing that came to mind.
nah brothers more the pet and pet killer
Roland
alas i am an only child and do not know the true problems with siblings.
Roland
Originally posted by Itzak
My dog just meowed.
Maybe he ate a cat Iztak and when he opened his mouth to bark the meow you heard was the cat crying out for help because it was still alive!!!!!! ermm
Itzak
Originally posted by Roland
Maybe he ate a cat Iztak and when he opened his mouth to bark the meow you heard was the cat crying out for help because it was still alive!!!!!! ermm
Maybe! shock*gets a knife*
AC/DC'S_LVR
Originally posted by Roland
alas i am an only child and do not know the true problems with siblings.
i miss it being just me and spazzy
Valharu
My brother and I punch on. I lead 4 to 3. Cause I drink beer and he doesn't.
AC/DC'S_LVR
spazzy and me love scaring the s*it out of him we sneek up in his doorway and yell he jumps like 10 feet in the air
ThePittman
Well off to go pack stuff up and move to my new place and off to by a dolly (that's a hand cart
)
AC/DC'S_LVR
i kow what a dolly is im the only girl in hear i understand
Valharu
Originally posted by ThePittman
Well off to go pack stuff up and move to my new place and off to by a dolly (that's a hand cart
) I haven't heard that in years.
ThePittman
Originally posted by AC/DC'S_LVR
i kow what a dolly is im the only girl in hear i understand I figured you would know, it's the others I was wondeing about. GO GIRL POWER! haha
AC/DC'S_LVR
yeah what happened to the times when women had to wear skirts and men overalls
oh well!f*uck those days i live in a world were i am AC/DC reincarnated
Valharu
Originally posted by AC/DC'S_LVR
yeah what happened to the times when women had to wear skirts and men overalls
oh well!f*uck those days i live in a world were i am AC/DC reincarnated Dont make me James Hetfield you woman.
lord xyz
Originally posted by ThePittman
I know lots of girls that like to where boxers. secret mee 2
Looks good on em.
AC/DC'S_LVR
Originally posted by Valharu
Dont make me James Hetfield you woman.
id like to see you try
Valharu
Originally posted by AC/DC'S_LVR
id like to see you try I could, and you would. But I cant, so you wont.
AC/DC'S_LVR
hahahahahaha exactly
Valharu
Originally posted by AC/DC'S_LVR
hahahahahaha exactly Fine. I paid my respect to Scott in Freo on his birthday. I was suprised at how many young teenagers turned up. There was a tribute day at the Freo pub with all AC/DC's songs played. Good day.
AC/DC'S_LVR
i played all his CDS opn his birthday from my room when i got home
Valharu
Originally posted by AC/DC'S_LVR
i played all his CDS opn his birthday from my room when i got home I played Metallica on his grave then kicked the shit out of his fans.
joking.
ThePittman
Just wanted to let ya'all know that I'm moving in the next few days so I won't be able to chat much so I hope ya'all don't miss me to much.
ThePittman
Yea, I'm getting my internet back today.pitt_signspin
SelphieT
so you've been posting at work? or what?
greenangel
Originally posted by ThePittman
Just wanted to let ya'all know that I'm moving in the next few days so I won't be able to chat much so I hope ya'all don't miss me to much.
I dont really know you but for some reason I think I might miss ya......
ThePittman
Originally posted by SelphieT
so you've been posting at work? or what? Yep! secret
ThePittman
Originally posted by greenangel
I dont really know you but for some reason I think I might miss ya......
blush2
ThePittman
Yea I'm back online.
H. S. 6
Quadruple post. ermm
ThePittman
I wake up this moring and find that one of my cats is outside and see that he fell out of the 2nd story window. He is alright but missing a claw and a bit scratched up.
Roland
That's because cats are superior beings and always land on their feet.
ThePittman
Originally posted by Roland
That's because cats are superior beings and always land on their feet. Yea but dumb as hell to fall out of the window in the first place.
Roland
He was going after a birdie.
ThePittman
No, this cat is pretty dumb. yes
Roland
Atleast he isn't fat like my cat.
ThePittman
I've got a new paper shredder and I'm going to town, send over all your dirty little secrets and I'll shredd'em.
Kongu_Dude
PITT HAPPENS!
Scottie
it does?...i mean....it does!
ThePittman
Man I can't wait to get off work.
Scottie
Robin: Jee Wiliker Batman..............He's Still At Work
Shut Up Robin....you so gay :Batman
The Pict
Originally posted by Scottie
Robin: Jee Wiliker Batman..............He's Still At Work
Shut Up Robin....you so gay :Batman
Nice
ThePittman
Makeing some more revisions to these ads, they just can't make up their damn minds.
Itzak
I need some advice... I think my husband is gay. ermm
The Pict
Originally posted by Itzak
I need some advice... I think my husband is gay. ermm
Play detective, that's my (young) advice
Scottie
Originally posted by Itzak
I need some advice... I think my husband is gay. ermm you need to give him a good spanking....that'll knock the gay right out him....and you can go back to being a loving couple again
clap
Originally posted by Itzak
I need some advice... I think my husband is gay. ermm
Since you claim to be a male, I think you're probably right.
Itzak
So... you're saying it's a heshe? hmm Well... that explains a lot. shock
Originally posted by The Pict
Play detective, that's my (young) advice
Righto, Sherlock. detective
Originally posted by Scottie
you need to give him a good spanking....that'll knock the gay right out him....and you can go back to being a loving couple again
Great idea.
Thanks!
Originally posted by clap
Since you claim to be a male, I think you're probably right.
icon5_2
Did you come to this conclusion all by yourself?
clap
Originally posted by Itzak
Did you come to this conclusion all by yourself?
No. You helped. I have amazing powers of observation that allows me to read the gender under your name.
Are you saying you're female? gender-bender? hermie?
Shelbert Lemon
Im currently living with my ex and our daughters while I find another place to live. Yesterday he brought home a new pet. Here now we have 2 inside cats, 3 outside cats, a puppy and 4 fish. So he finds this turtle at his job site a week ago. He was gonna bring it home to give to our daughter who is 13 and loves reptiles and animals in general. She had a pet crayfish she got from the crayfish in her class when it had babies... well sadly it died. Anyways.... so this turtle went missing before he could get him.... well guess who popped back up in the house they are building. It had been locked up in this house for near a week.... so he brought him home and named him Leonardo.... after De Vinci and his favorite ninja turtle. He has decided to keep this turtle for as long as he possibly can until it isnt safe enough to do so anymore.
... its only the size of a silver dollar at the moment.
If he remains healthy he has the potential to get rather big. 250 lbs is about how big they get...
http://www.watersheds.org/nature/gallery2/images/alligator.jpg
http://www.naturescapes.net/portfolios/pics/userpics/17043/771B0305%20alligator%20snapping%20turtle.jpg
Alligator Snapping Turtle
Itzak
Originally posted by clap
No. You helped. I have amazing powers of observation that allows me to read the gender under your name.
Are you saying you're female? gender-bender? hermie?
No wai! icon5_2
No, I'm saying you look fat in pink.
ThePittman
Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
Im currently living with my ex and our daughters while I find another place to live. Yesterday he brought home a new pet. Here now we have 2 inside cats, 3 outside cats, a puppy and 4 fish. So he finds this turtle at his job site a week ago. He was gonna bring it home to give to our daughter who is 13 and loves reptiles and animals in general. She had a pet crayfish she got from the crayfish in her class when it had babies... well sadly it died. Anyways.... so this turtle went missing before he could get him.... well guess who popped back up in the house they are building. It had been locked up in this house for near a week.... so he brought him home and named him Leonardo.... after De Vinci and his favorite ninja turtle. He has decided to keep this turtle for as long as he possibly can until it isnt safe enough to do so anymore.
... its only the size of a silver dollar at the moment.
If he remains healthy he has the potential to get rather big. 250 lbs is about how big they get...
http://www.watersheds.org/nature/gallery2/images/alligator.jpg
http://www.naturescapes.net/portfolios/pics/userpics/17043/771B0305%20alligator%20snapping%20turtle.jpg
Alligator Snapping Turtle
Cool beans
clap
Originally posted by Itzak
No wai! icon5_2
No, I'm saying you look fat in pink.
I look fat in any color. You'll look good in hospital gown blue once your gay hubby's AIDS takes hold.
Shelbert Lemon
Originally posted by ThePittman
Cool beans
sure its cool now... how different is it to have an alligator snapping turtle as a pet... but the possibility in loosing a finger or something as its grows isnt to cool
Itzak
Originally posted by clap
I look fat in any color. You'll look good in hospital gown blue once your gay hubby's AIDS takes hold.
Funny... I detect sarcasm. hmm
clap
Originally posted by Itzak
icon5_2
Did you come to this conclusion all by yourself?
Itzak
Originally posted by clap
No. You helped. I have amazing powers of observation that allows me to read my sarcasm-o-meter
Ultraman Baltan
pinkcuffs
Best. Smilie. EVER.
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
Im currently living with my ex and our daughters while I find another place to live. Yesterday he brought home a new pet. Here now we have 2 inside cats, 3 outside cats, a puppy and 4 fish. So he finds this turtle at his job site a week ago. He was gonna bring it home to give to our daughter who is 13 and loves reptiles and animals in general. She had a pet crayfish she got from the crayfish in her class when it had babies... well sadly it died. Anyways.... so this turtle went missing before he could get him.... well guess who popped back up in the house they are building. It had been locked up in this house for near a week.... so he brought him home and named him Leonardo.... after De Vinci and his favorite ninja turtle. He has decided to keep this turtle for as long as he possibly can until it isnt safe enough to do so anymore.
... its only the size of a silver dollar at the moment.
If he remains healthy he has the potential to get rather big. 250 lbs is about how big they get...
http://www.watersheds.org/nature/gallery2/images/alligator.jpg
http://www.naturescapes.net/portfolios/pics/userpics/17043/771B0305%20alligator%20snapping%20turtle.jpg
Alligator Snapping Turtle
Good Christ....you live in a zoo!
Shelbert Lemon
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Good Christ....you live in a zoo! Thank you! Finally someone who thinks the same thing. hug
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
Thank you! Finally someone who thinks the same thing. hug
How'd you like a moose too?
Shelbert Lemon
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
How'd you like a moose too?
Well.. I do have several pine trees in the yard as well...
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
Well.. I do have several pine trees in the yard as well...
moose3 Count me in then!!
ThePittman
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Good Christ....you live in a zoo! I have to control my wife or we would as well. She is a Vet student and wants to bring home every sick or hurt animal she comes across and we already have 3 cats and a ferret.
Shelbert Lemon
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
moose3 Count me in then!! come on then little brother hug
Originally posted by ThePittman
I have to control my wife or we would as well. She is a Vet student and wants to bring home every sick or hurt animal she comes across and we already have 3 cats and a ferret. I love cats and Id like to have a ferret but this is where I must use self control... or we'd have way more around.
Jack of Blades
Yes well too many cats istn good.
ThePittman
It's a joke in vet school that every vet has a blind three legged dog.
ThePittman
I hit a new record in my last dart tournament, 5 hat tricks. Go me tohsw00t
Scottie
Originally posted by ThePittman
I hit a new record in my last dart tournament, 5 hat tricks. Go me tohsw00t nwoot go you
ThePittman
Still came in 4th in the tournament though
Itzak
Originally posted by ThePittman
I hit a new record in my last dart tournament, 5 hat tricks. Go me tohsw00t
That's tight. herbshock
ThePittman
I get maybe one or two but never 5, and two were back to back.
Barker
Shit Happens. tongue_ss
juggernaut66666
Originally posted by Barker
Shit Happens. tongue_ss
It does after i eat some mushrooms
ThePittman
Originally posted by Barker
Shit Happens. tongue_ss
ThePittman
Yea, summer league of darts starts tonight. Go me
smoker4
Darts darts?
http://www.pyramidbrew.com/images/darts/board.jpg
whoops missed
http://home.tiscali.be/joke1/Neme4/darts.jpg
Apparantly TH can fire darts from his rectum!
ThePittman
Originally posted by smoker4
Darts darts?
http://www.pyramidbrew.com/images/darts/board.jpg
whoops missed
http://home.tiscali.be/joke1/Neme4/darts.jpg
Apparantly TH can fire darts from his rectum!
Kongu_Dude
Originally posted by smoker4
Darts darts?
http://www.pyramidbrew.com/images/darts/board.jpg
whoops missed
http://home.tiscali.be/joke1/Neme4/darts.jpg
Apparantly TH can fire darts from his rectum!
smoker4
Not played darts for so long, i have a sudden urge to now
smoker4
Darts is pretty big over here, do you play the same type of game i.e 301 or 501 in sets?
ThePittman
In the league it 501/Cricket and teams of 4, my average is 20 and 2.1.
smoker4
Cool, thats a good average
lord xyz
*is wearing new soft boxers*
smoker4
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ThePittman
Originally posted by Sanctuary
fear
Devalion
Originally posted by lord xyz
*is wearing new soft boxers*
Er, that must be nice for you
Swe_Bum
Sup?
ThePittman
Well I suked big time list night in darts, we lost 11/2
I was shooting better to the end but a little to late and only 3 low tons and 1 hat trick.
Just kept missing everthing by one fricking hole.
smoker4
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ThePittman
Originally posted by smoker4
http://images.killermovies.com/forums/customsmilies/chocchipcookie.gif dancingeek3
smoker4
http://images.killermovies.com/forums/customsmilies/nobanana.gif
Shelbert Lemon
*frustrated*
ThePittman
They do keep me on my toes
Shelbert Lemon
Im sure they do.
.... Im frustrated.... I dont even know why and that can be irritating... if I understood it, then I could fix it.
ThePittman
Most of the time they just make me a stronger programmer, but keeping up with their BS is tiring.
Shelbert Lemon
I dont understand the purpose of even doing so.... is there something in it for them or do they do so to kill time?
lord xyz
*has no sig by ThePittman! w00t
ThePittman
Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
I dont understand the purpose of even doing so.... is there something in it for them or do they do so to kill time? Mostly I think it because it gives them a since of power over someone that they do not have in their own life. Others it is just because they can and is probably the only thing that they are good at. Much of the same mentality of tolls and socks.
Originally posted by lord xyz
*has no sig by ThePittman! w00t
Scottie
haha you cant see me nwoot
Shelbert Lemon
Originally posted by ThePittman
Mostly I think it because it gives them a since of power over someone that they do not have in their own life. Others it is just because they can and is probably the only thing that they are good at. Much of the same mentality of tolls and socks.
loosers
Originally posted by Scottie
haha you cant see me nwoot bag
Scottie
Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
bag NNnnnnoooooooo000OOOooo I can be seen firefirefireph
disgust how did you foil my plan?
Shelbert Lemon
Originally posted by Scottie
NNnnnnoooooooo000OOOooo I can be seen firefirefireph
disgust how did you foil my plan? if I told you then you would know how to get by me next time, I cant let that happen.
Scottie
Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
if I told you then you would know how to get by me next time, I cant let that happen.
Darn your a sly one sly
Shelbert Lemon
Originally posted by Scottie
Darn your a sly one sly nah, just a lucky one
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