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Hello people of the OTF! Just wanted to drop by and say hey!

By the way, i need help on something. Well, a girl_friend of mine's birthday is tomorrow and she's planning on doing something on Monday. The thing is, besides me and her, she wants her best friend to come and her brother to come also. Well, those two together can be boring and such, so I need an excuse to get out of her b-day thing. I need a really convincing excuse coz she knows how lazy i am and i always make excuses. Something she'll understand, you know what i mean?

Thanks bunches!

You Stopped coming here like 3 months ago.

go to the movies hide out there all day unless you only want to be with her go to the movies and if theres a mall around carefull plan ahead and ditch the friend and brotherat the mall while waiting for the movie works every time

Dude, i don't plan on going out that day.

I just want to stay home and watch "Lucky Number Slevin".

tricky little bastard arent you play the good ol sick card say you came down with the summer flu

c'mon. that's for 2nd graders, man.

I need something a little more convincing and solid.

Tell her your legs fell off

that always works for me...

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
c'mon. that's for 2nd graders, man.

I need something a little more convincing and solid.
i told that to my last boyfriend when i had to babysit for the weekend he sent me roses and movies from hollywood video

Dude, the thing is, I have a reputation for lying. She'll see right through me if I just say I caught something.

Something urgent and doesn't get them asking questions.

One of your friends was in a car accident, you are too distraught to go, you have to visit him to see if he's ok. hmm

Holy shit, it's Neo v7.0

How the hell are you?

Your aunt was hospitalized and you must go visit her.

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
Dude, i don't plan on going out that day.

I just want to stay home and watch "Lucky Number Slevin".

That film rocks

Hey Sanctuary, that's actually not that bad. The thing is though, I don't have a lot of friends. She'd know that I was lying by calling everyone I know.

BTW, I'm fine Captain Rex. Nice to see you!

Originally posted by Scottie
That film rocks

Duh!

Why else would I be missing my girl_friend's birthday?

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
Hey Sanctuary, that's actually not that bad. The thing is though, I don't have a lot of friends. She'd know that I was lying by calling everyone I know.

BTW, I'm fine Captain Rex. Nice to see you!


Ok then, you were hit by a car. shrug

Dude. If only it were that easy!

Originally posted by Flamboyant4Life
Your aunt was hospitalized and you must go visit her.

Originally posted by Flamboyant4Life

That's basically my idea.

mhm

I've already used that line 2 times in the past 3 months.

Neo!! WHere the hell you been?? hug

Hello, BunBun!

The pipes in your house are backed up, and you have to oversee the plumber while he does his job.

It's good to see you again Mr. Anderson.

Or you can meet her, and have someone call you, and put a grave look on your face. Then hang up and say "I'm sorry I have to go."
That actually shows no laziness.

my birthday is today! what a small world! tell her ur sweet ol' grammy is in the hospital, because she fell down the stairs, and broke her hip, you know how old people tend to do that And if that doesn't work, fake a heart attack, and if that still doesn't work, have a real heart attack.

hmph. some boyfriend

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
Hello people of the OTF! Just wanted to drop by and say hey!

By the way, i need help on something. Well, a girl_friend of mine's birthday is tomorrow and she's planning on doing something on Monday. The thing is, besides me and her, she wants her best friend to come and her brother to come also. Well, those two together can be boring and such, so I need an excuse to get out of her b-day thing. I need a really convincing excuse coz she knows how lazy i am and i always make excuses. Something she'll understand, you know what i mean?

Thanks bunches!

Dude just go to the birthday, its one day out of a year, its not gonna kill ya...

oh God...he's back shock

Dude I never went anywhere

Originally posted by Nazgulinthedark
No...neo

I know, I just want attentionweep

Its a slow dayherbnone

Originally posted by OhILuvHP
like i said.......some boyfriend

She's not his girlfriend, she's his girl_friend, theres a difference...

oh...i see

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
Hello people of the OTF! Just wanted to drop by and say hey!

By the way, i need help on something. Well, a girl_friend of mine's birthday is tomorrow and she's planning on doing something on Monday. The thing is, besides me and her, she wants her best friend to come and her brother to come also. Well, those two together can be boring and such, so I need an excuse to get out of her b-day thing. I need a really convincing excuse coz she knows how lazy i am and i always make excuses. Something she'll understand, you know what i mean?

Thanks bunches! How about you don't be a whiny ass, and come through for your friend?

ya. ok so not boyfriend. howabout this..........

some friend

I made up my mind and I will probably go unless I can think of a really good excuse.

I still have more than 24 hours. Plenty of time to think up some good ones.

(BTW, i loved all the automobile accident-related ones. The stop-being-lazy-ones I get enough from her.)

Better off going and scoring a few brownie points, than not going and having her bi.tch about it for the rest of the year

The water heater in your basement bursted and partially flooded your basement. You need to bucket water out.

Originally posted by Flamboyant4Life
The water heater in your basement bursted and partially flooded your basement. You need to bucket water out.

that is going to be some HOT!!! water. . .

just go!