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Fists of Fury meet the Fists of Spider

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i assuming someone is very bored

Let's get weinerbutt.

nah.. well.. actually yeah....

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
Let's get weinerbutt.

hahahaha, you're only a true spider warrior if after smashing them with your hands you lick up their remains on your hands and give out this huge battle cry

Originally posted by SelphieT
hahahaha, you're only a true spider warrior if after smashing them with your hands you lick up their remains on your hands and give out this huge battle cry

Originally posted by SelphieT
hahahaha, you're only a true spider warrior if after smashing them with your hands you lick up their remains on your hands and give out this huge battle cry

I punch spiders too, actually, because I don't like using my thumb.

why do you punch them? I grab a kleenex and pick them up and maybe let them outside if I feel generous

Originally posted by jinzin


ah you're lame

Originally posted by jinzin
punch them.. you'll like it!


hey! i don't have to take that from a kleenex grabber!

punk

kleenex grabber!? whoa whoa whoa buddy, I'm not the one who keeps it next to my bed

What happened jinzin!? we used to talk! now you're callin me a kleenex grabber

Originally posted by SelphieT
why do you punch them? I grab a kleenex and pick them up and maybe let them outside if I feel generous So that's how you defeat Peter Parker.

Originally posted by SelphieT
kleenex grabber!? whoa whoa whoa buddy, I'm not the one who keeps it next to my bed

What happened jinzin!? we used to talk! now you're callin me a kleenex grabber I got so jealous of your blatent flirting with dog-boy in my other spider thread that I had to cry myself to sleep.. I'm bitter.... sadwalk

Originally posted by lord xyz
So that's how you defeat Peter Parker.

nah an, you just beat him by using bug spray.

Originally posted by jinzin
I got so jealous of your blatent flirting with dog-boy in my other spider thread that I had to cry myself to sleep.. I'm bitter.... sadwalk

awww come come, I wasn't flirting, just making polite conversation. It gets lonely here! I need a friend at times! :hugs:

Originally posted by Alliance
AHH A NINJA! GET IM!
Originally posted by SelphieT
awww come come, I wasn't flirting, just making polite conversation. It gets lonely here! I need a friend at times! :hugs: lol. I know...

ah jinzin jinzin, why are you on so late? what time is it where you are? its 2:15 here

1:21... cause I make bad decisions.. EVERY DAY! I have work in 5 hours..

I have "insect-phobia" or what ever you call it. Spiders scare the s*** out of me more than anything else on earth though, which is arachniphobia. The only creature i may be able to tolerate, is a simple butterfly.

Originally posted by Penelope
I have "insect-phobia" or what ever you call it. Spiders scare the s*** out of me more than anything else on earth though, which is arachniphobia. The only creature i may be able to tolerate, is a simple butterfly. lol i feel the same way about spiders.. but since I'm so irrational about facing my fears. I punch em!

Originally posted by jinzin
lol i feel the same way about spiders.. but since I'm so irrational about facing my fears. I punch em!

i wish that i could do that

Originally posted by Penelope
i wish that i could do that no you don't.. you don't know what kinda crazy you gotta be to face fears like that...

spiders are very........abnormal looking.......thats probaby the only reason why I'm scared of them

Originally posted by jinzin
no you don't.. you don't know what kinda crazy you gotta be to face fears like that...

Believe me I Know.

Originally posted by SelphieT
spiders are very........abnormal looking.......thats probaby the only reason why I'm scared of them

I agree, unfortunately, i can not be in the same room with a spider of ANY size under ANY circumstances.

Originally posted by SelphieT
spiders are very........abnormal looking.......thats probaby the only reason why I'm scared of them i just don't like how when they're walking on the wall and you see them, that they KNOW you see them and they just STOP all incognito.. and then when you grab a newspaper or shoe.. THEY KNOW what it's for and they BOLT! It makes me sit there and go "WHAT THE ****?!?!?"

http://randommeanderings.typepad.com/random_meanderings_at_mid/images/aragog.jpg

Originally posted by Penelope
I agree, unfortunately, i can not be in the same room with a spider of ANY size under ANY circumstances. so what you're sayin is.. there will be no hand to hand combat with spiders for you then?..lol.

Originally posted by jinzin
i just don't like how when they're walking on the wall and you see them, that they KNOW you see them and they just STOP all incognito.. and then when you grab a newspaper or shoe.. THEY KNOW what it's for and they BOLT! It makes me sit there and go "WHAT THE ****?!?!?"

UGH! And then when you think you hit them, and they crawl up for a bit..........then zoooooom off!! Its like DAMMIT! Ya think they're dead..........but they are almost like ninjas dude

Originally posted by TheFilmProphet
http://randommeanderings.typepad.com/random_meanderings_at_mid/images/aragog.jpg GAH! that's not the kind of spider I do hand to hand combat with.. that's the kind of spider I use a hummer to run down.

Originally posted by SelphieT
UGH! And then when you think you hit them, and they crawl up for a bit..........then zoooooom off!! Its like DAMMIT! Ya think they're dead..........but they are almost like ninjas dude or zombies.. or ZINJAS!

Originally posted by jinzin
GAH! that's not the kind of spider I do hand to hand combat with.. that's the kind of spider I use a hummer to run down.

Hopefully the spider isn't running you down with a bigger hammer.

Originally posted by jinzin
GAH! that's not the kind of spider I do hand to hand combat with.. that's the kind of spider I use a hummer to run down.

that was greaaaaaaaaaat, the hammer

Originally posted by jinzin
or zombies.. or ZINJAS! '


ZINJAS!!!!!!!! holy crap, ninja zombie spiders. Thats mad wack jack

Originally posted by TheFilmProphet
Hopefully the spider isn't running you down with a bigger hammer. hammer?

Originally posted by SelphieT
'


ZINJAS!!!!!!!! holy crap, ninja zombie spiders. Thats mad wack jack fear

Originally posted by jinzin
fear

dude, what eats spiders? ummmmmm.......damn......what does?

or maybe jinzin, we can just clone you, and send all your clones after the spiders

Originally posted by jinzin
hammer?

Wasn't suppose to make sense,

Originally posted by SelphieT
dude, what eats spiders? ummmmmm.......damn......what does?

or maybe jinzin, we can just clone you, and send all your clones after the spiders dude... that.... WOULD RULE!

we need more jinzin clones runnin around...

Originally posted by TheFilmProphet
Wasn't suppose to make sense, oh please! we all know you're just coverin up now..

Originally posted by TheFilmProphet
Wasn't suppose to make sense,

wait.....what!? It made sense to me........crap, I'm out of it

Originally posted by jinzin
dude... that.... WOULD RULE!

we need more jinzin clones runnin around...

oh please! we all know you're just coverin up now..


we need MORE JINZIN CLONES? I didn't know you already had clones!! ahhhhhhhh no fair, I want a clone. Probably just one though.

Originally posted by SelphieT
we need MORE JINZIN CLONES? I didn't know you already had clones!! ahhhhhhhh no fair, I want a clone. Probably just one though. ooops.. did I say "more"? I uhhh.. yeah.. well.. gotta go! (*escapes into the night*)

hahahahahahaha.......oh man.......I'm sitting here alone laughing. Pooooo!

Originally posted by jinzin
dude... that.... WOULD RULE!

we need more jinzin clones runnin around...

oh please! we all know you're just coverin up now..

Mr. Random is appauled! http://www.myimghost.com/getimg/images1.jpg

dude we know already you told us about the four you killed with your exceptionally gifted skills.


and how with a little more training you may be able to kill a locust.

Originally posted by jinzin
so what you're sayin is.. there will be no hand to hand combat with spiders for you then?..lol.

I'm sorry but I CANT DO IT.crybaby
wounded1

dont stress about it its just as big of deal as him doing it.

Originally posted by natashia
dude we know already you told us about the four you killed with your exceptionally gifted skills.


and how with a little more training you may be able to kill a locust.

hysterical

Originally posted by TheFilmProphet
Mr. Random is appauled! http://www.myimghost.com/getimg/images1.jpg I KILL YOU! (breaks bottle over table top)

Originally posted by natashia
dude we know already you told us about the four you killed with your exceptionally gifted skills.


and how with a little more training you may be able to kill a locust. the problem with the grasshopper.. is that it can fly.. I need more work on my agility to keep up with them.. but I'm slowly getting better.

why break a bottle, when you can smash that spider with them fists o' yours!?

no I'm threatening film prophet and he's not worthy of being smashed by my bludgening fists anyways.

hmm yeah, it'd be like a gift!

Originally posted by jinzin
the problem with the grasshopper.. is that it can fly.. I need more work on my agility to keep up with them.. but I'm slowly getting better.

you have to get through me first and besides if anyone get to kill him its me. wait in line.

oh wow, well I've leave that to you, hahaha.......haha......ha...............*shoves hands in pockets and whistles*

what do you mean by that?????????????

in my room there's this hole in my sealing where the spider's live
I've tried to clog the hole but some how they unclogged it so all the time I have to kill spider's coming out of the hole it git's really annoying after a while

thats the most disgusting picture i have ever seen

where do you live
in the south its really bad with the spiders (and roaches) in the houses

right now i'm visiting my relitive's in minesota.I'm staying in a pritty nice hotel I just notest that hole like a week ago

hahahahaha
better you than me

Originally posted by natashia
you have to get through me first and besides if anyone get to kill him its me. wait in line. i don't wait in lines.. i cut in front like a proper ninja!

Originally posted by Dr.Zombie
in my room there's this hole in my sealing where the spider's live
I've tried to clog the hole but some how they unclogged it so all the time I have to kill spider's coming out of the hole it git's really annoying after a while



just stuff it with rubber cement...

you dam spider killer!!

that's spider SLAYER to you!

Originally posted by jinzin
You killed a spider!? What an evil man! schmoll

hahahahahahahahaha

Originally posted by Tha C-Master
You killed a spider!? What an evil man! schmoll that's how I get down!

Originally posted by jinzin


*shivers* i hate spiders

I don't punch spiders, I BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THEM!

um, if they are really little I'll just leave them alone. But maaaaaan wolf spiders? I just seriously shivered. Those things can die.

i respect them.....they kill other dam bugs

bats are creepy

I love bats!

eh, i respect them to.....from afar

aren't they cute!?

uh sure

I get soooo happy when I see one. Sometimes if you're lucky while your outside in late afternoon, you can see them flying around in the sky. They fly soooo fast! I dunno. I just really like them.

i see lots in Dominican Republic

do you live there!? I just live in Nebraska

Originally posted by Opaleye92
*shivers* i hate spiders

EXACTLY!

Originally posted by Bloigen
I don't punch spiders, I BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THEM!
that's hardcore....

Originally posted by SelphieT
um, if they are really little I'll just leave them alone. But maaaaaan wolf spiders? I just seriously shivered. Those things can die.

have you seen what they can do to people upon a single bite?

lmao, i live in New Jerzy.....(look at my location lol) but i visit, and was born there......and im goin there for a month startin friday

I like bats too..

Originally posted by jinzin
EXACTLY!


that's hardcore....



have you seen what they can do to people upon a single bite?

no I haven't..................and I don't wanna!!!!

yeah probably better for you if you want to keep your appetite...

Originally posted by jinzin
I like bats too..

yaaaaaaaaay!

lol I want one..

me too........ I wish bats were domestic pets

bats are cute , however i've seen documentarys on bats, and it kinda creepy how some of them suck the blood out of pigs , however i do like fruit bats

Originally posted by Opaleye92
bats are cute , however i've seen documentarys on bats, and it kinda creepy how some of them suck the blood out of pigs , however i do like fruit bats

well, thats just how they live. But fruit bats are the cuter ones. But I just like bats in general

my mom would have a heart attack if a bat came within 5 ft of her, i'm the same way w/ spiders, i hate spiders just as much as she hates bats.

Originally posted by Opaleye92
my mom would have a heart attack if a bat came within 5 ft of her, i'm the same way w/ spiders, i hate spiders just as much as she hates bats.

where's the love for the arachnids?

Originally posted by Opaleye92
bats are cute , however i've seen documentarys on bats, and it kinda creepy how some of them suck the blood out of pigs , however i do like fruit bats lol oi so want a fruit bat...

wtf?
bats are freaky!

NU-UH!

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
wtf?
bats are freaky!

thank ya

ISN'T THIS ONE OF THE CUTEST THINGS YOU'VE EVER SEEN!? awwwwwwwwwww

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i219/LizofLincoln/vamp-Tuey1.jpg

it's good that you don't hurt them....and i'm pretty sure thats a black widow...so you have reason to be scared

Originally posted by SelphieT
ISN'T THIS ONE OF THE CUTEST THINGS YOU'VE EVER SEEN!? awwwwwwwwwww

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i219/LizofLincoln/vamp-Tuey1.jpg OMG it so is love

Originally posted by jinzin
OMG it so is love

*baby voice* its a wittle babeeeeeee!

Originally posted by SelphieT
yeah it is. The hairless spiders are the SCARIEST!!!!!! I hate them!

so a tarantula is less scary then a hairless spider...i like spiders but tarantulas are

you ever seen one in the wild? not as cute as ones in pictures, and zoos

you guys try and tell me camel spiders don't scare the hell out of you...

Originally posted by jinzin
you guys try and tell me camel spiders don't scare the hell out of you...

oh dear god, when my dad was in Iraq, he was talking about them camel spiders!!!!!!! Sooooooooooooooo scary!

Originally posted by jinzin
you guys try and tell me camel spiders don't scare the hell out of you...

those technically arn't spiders

http://www.snopes.com/photos/bugs/camelspider.asp

read...get informed

i personally am terrified out of my mind by daddy long legs, i know they're not venemous, but they're soooo creepy

OH DEAR GOD, I don't wanna read the facts anymore! scaaaary!

daddy long legs arnt spiders either...and those things that are creepy are the myths, the facts are:

Camel spiders (so named because, like camels, they can be found in sandy desert regions, although they aren't technically spiders) grow to be moderately large (about a 5"-6" leg span), but nowhere near as large as dinner plates; they can move very quickly in comparison to other arthropods (a top speed of maybe 10 MPH), but nothing close 25 MPH; they make no noise; and they capture prey without the use of either venom or anesthetic. Camel spiders rely on speed, stealth, and the (non-venomous) bite of powerful jaws to feed on small prey such as other arthropods (e.g., scorpions, crickets, pillbugs), lizards, and possibly mice or birds. They use only three pairs of legs in running; the frontmost pair (called pedipalpa) is held aloft and used in a similar manner to the antennae of insects. Camel spiders shun the sun and generally hide during the day, coming out at night to do their hunting.

Originally posted by Opaleye92
i personally am terrified out of my mind by daddy long legs, i know they're not venemous, but they're soooo creepy are you serious?

Originally posted by jinzin
are you serious?

yes as a matter of fact i am, its not funny

Originally posted by jinzin
are you serious?

the point is jinzin......stop killing spiders....

yes jinzin, keep killin em!

i hope they crawl into your insides and web up your stomich...so what ever you eat is their food....then they lay eggs in your bladder.....

























Tell me i'm joking

Originally posted by jinzin
it's funny to me...



I. WILL. NEVER STOP!

goes and cuts self in corner

well. hopefully my stomach acids will disintegrate them.

Originally posted by Opaleye92
goes and cuts self in corner

aw thats not funny

Originally posted by SelphieT
well. hopefully my stomach acids will disintegrate them.

i was talking to Jinzin.....but the spiders can go your way to if you kill them

Originally posted by SelphieT
oh......well........I've already killed some. So don't worry. I've been burpin up spideys

Just keep adding to the karma

Originally posted by SelphieT
aw thats not funny

cry who said it was meant to be funny?

Originally posted by Opaleye92
cry who said it was meant to be funny?


hug

don't be sad!

Originally posted by Opaleye92
cry who said it was meant to be funny?

well I'm pretty sure you wouldn't go cut yourself in a corner because some internet boy named jinzin laughed at you.......I honestly don't think the whole cutting thing is funny, even if its a joke or not.

Originally posted by SelphieT
well I'm pretty sure you wouldn't go cut yourself in a corner because some internet boy named jinzin laughed at you.......I honestly don't think the whole cutting thing is funny, even if its a joke or not.

agreed....

and who said I'm an internet boy?!?! I'm A REAL BOY DAMMIT!

Originally posted by jinzin


rip1mummy

Originally posted by jinzin
and who said I'm an internet boy?!?! I'm A REAL BOY DAMMIT!

yeah, you're right. Jinzin is a big boy

who picks on lil spiders