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Today, ladies and gentlemen, is my last day of work that I have just completed. I recently transferred to another maximum security prison unit, only instead of 8 hour work shifts with 6 day work cycles and 3 days off, I work 12 hour shifts for 4 days and I get 4 days off. Plus, I'm on the night shift where I work from 6 p.m. to 6 a.m. So, since today is my "Friday" and I just got off of work 45 minutes ago, I'm going to down some Heinekens. I just felt obligated to share this information with all of you, because thats the kind of person I am, and because I love all of youse. Cheers!

Since it's actually your mid-afternoon, I say now is the perfect time to get drunk. Share the love though.

tuftwootThe breakfast of champions......

I wonder, though,............................I still have that half bottle of Jim Beam. I better save that for tomorrow night.

Originally posted by Impediment
I wonder, though,............................I still have that half bottle of Jim Beam. I better save that for tomorrow night.

A quick chug won't hurt.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
A quick chug won't hurt.

Or will it?fear

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Or will it?fear

Yes it will...but *puts finger to lips* shhhhh.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Or will it?fear

Never has. Only thing thats hurts me is Ol' Jose Quervo. Impediment does not do tequila very well...................at all.

Originally posted by Impediment
Never has. Only thing thats hurts me is Ol' Jose Quervo. Impediment does not do tequila very well...................at all.

I've never had a problem with tequila yet...while playing black jack with friends and family we play for shots, winners have to have a shot of tequila, or losers...depending on what's called...one night I had a shit load of shots.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Yes it will...but *puts finger to lips* shhhhh.

My lips or your lips?shock

Originally posted by Impediment
Never has. Only thing thats hurts me is Ol' Jose Quervo. Impediment does not do tequila very well...................at all.

Yep that'll get you f*ucked up.

Well my current time is 13:07 so there. mhm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
My lips or your lips?shock



Yep that'll get you f*ucked up.

Does it matter?

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Does it matter?

Depends did you wash your hands after you "finished"?

The last time I actively got drunk on tequila, I woke up in a bathtub in my boxers and my eyebrows were shaved off. Apparently (from what I was told) I blacked out and started to act like a total jackass and then eventually threw up all over myself. My friends then stripped me down to my boxers and then "punished me" for making them look after me. These are the kind of friends I have. And I was in that Army at the time, stationed at Ft. Bragg, NC.

Originally posted by Impediment
The last time I actively got drunk on tequila, I woke up in a bathtub in my boxers and my eyebrows were shaved off. Apparently (from what I was told) I blacked out and started to act like a total jackass and then eventually threw up all over myself. My friends then stripped me down to my boxers and then "punished me" for making them look after me. These are the kind of friends I have. And I was in that Army at the time, stationed at Ft. Bragg, NC.

Be happy that's all they did to "punish" you.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Be happy that's all they did to "punish" you.

I know.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Be happy that's all they did to "punish" you.

Yeah, not like your friends, who went through all the trouble of cutting off your penis and giving you a vagina, then giving you breast implants to pass you off as a girl

Originally posted by Impediment
The last time I actively got drunk on tequila, I woke up in a bathtub in my boxers and my eyebrows were shaved off. Apparently (from what I was told) I blacked out and started to act like a total jackass and then eventually threw up all over myself. My friends then stripped me down to my boxers and then "punished me" for making them look after me. These are the kind of friends I have. And I was in that Army at the time, stationed at Ft. Bragg, NC.

But those types of friends are the best. At least they did take care of you though.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Depends did you wash your hands after you "finished"?

Yes...ermm

I'm getting there now. I'm on beer #5. Man........................I must be losing some tolerance here. Or maybe cause I've had a long night's work and I have yet to sleep.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
cry

Was I supposed to say no? ermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
And I have this awkward feeling if I did have a penis I would have slept with you a long time ago.


So you're gay?ermm I knew itnahuh

I like were this convo is going..

Its a given that I wouldnt sleep with a penis that isnt my ownmhm But only a tranny like you wouldnt know that

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You don't have to say what you think I want to hear your soapy fresh hands say it all.cry



Funny thing is you didn't say you wouldn't.hmm

Umm...okay, starts doing sign language...

Whos gay?..............................man, i'm buzzed now.

Originally posted by PandoraMomo
I like were this convo is going..

Which one me and Lance or me and Mist?

Originally posted by Impediment
Whos gay?..............................man, i'm buzzed now.

(LethalFemme was born with a penis) ermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Lie!



*Deciphers* You want Mist on top?shock
can i watch?

You really want to watch, Momo? I'd be a little leery, personally. LOL

Originally posted by PandoraMomo
can i watch?

Well seeing as you are involved..................no.

Originally posted by Impediment
You really want to watch, Momo? I'd be a little leery, personally. LOL i never said it would do it for me, but my curiosity is getting the best of me.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Well seeing as you are involved..................no.
now what would i have to do to earn that right?

I have seen the Donkey Show in Tijuana. Graet shit,

Originally posted by Impediment
I have seen the Donkey Show in Tijuana. Graet shit,
as soon as u said that i wanted to see clerks II

Originally posted by Impediment
I have seen the Donkey Show in Tijuana. Graet shit,

shock

eer

Originally posted by PandoraMomo
now what would i have to do to earn that right?

Thank Lance.

Originally posted by Impediment
eer

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You lying *****.

Me? Neverlongsmokes

Originally posted by LethalFemme


Thats the face I made as Mr. Donkey made his "entrance" if you get my drift.

Originally posted by Impediment
Thats the face I made as Mr. Donkey made his "entrance" if you get my drift.

I do and you're not alone on that.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Putting things in your mouth again I see.

Fantasising about me again I seeermm

Impedment is drunk................yah.

Its drunk and Im 6:45am!

really>??????????

Originally posted by Impediment
Today, ladies and gentlemen, is my last day of work that I have just completed. I recently transferred to another maximum security prison unit, only instead of 8 hour work shifts with 6 day work cycles and 3 days off, I work 12 hour shifts for 4 days and I get 4 days off. Plus, I'm on the night shift where I work from 6 p.m. to 6 a.m. So, since today is my "Friday" and I just got off of work 45 minutes ago, I'm going to down some Heinekens. I just felt obligated to share this information with all of you, because thats the kind of person I am, and because I love all of youse. Cheers!

get f*cked up and pass out baby!!! You deserve it!!

I'm still drunk. F*ck, yeah.

Still at it and awake? Impressive!

No no no. I passed out at about 11 a.m., woke up and then started drinking again at about 5 p.m.

Hahaha, kinda the same here! Went boozing with the guys yesterday, went to bed at 2, woke up at 4.30 cause of the heat and then (as this monday is the first day of my vacation) thought 'f#ck it!' and popped open a cold one.

I wish I was drunk disgust

Nothing like sitting on your balcony at 7 in the morning, with a good glass of wine in your hand, going "'Morning neighbour!" as you watch people go to work. Ahhhh, vacation!

I'm drunkish.

now no one's giving you crap about being drunk are they? interesting.

Originally posted by SelphieT
now no one's giving you crap about being drunk are they? interesting.

no ones gonna give him sh*t. I'd be the only one who could and I don't EVER!! He works hard and takes care of his daughter. Thats all that matters.

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
no ones gonna give him sh*t. I'd be the only one who could and I don't EVER!! He works hard and takes care of his daughter. Thats all that matters.

oh no no no, its nothing against him. Just someone on these forums hates me for wanting to try something. Eesh, and it's not giving impediment a tough time.......so I'm just a little......I dunno. just thinking about it

Originally posted by Pandemoniac
Nothing like sitting on your balcony at 7 in the morning, with a good glass of wine in your hand, going "'Morning neighbour!" as you watch people go to work. Ahhhh, vacation!

Especially in the nude