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Yeah, come tell us what is/are the biggest lie(s) you have EVER told your parents whether it be to get something you wanted, get out of a bad situation, etc.

This should be interesting.....

I Like You.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
I Like You.
Hurr hurr..

Storm...here's one

okay I (beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep).. phew that felt good to finally get it out there

yeah I f*cked him and his gay friend

Originally posted by SelphieT
yeah I f*cked him and his gay friend
WHAT?

Originally posted by ILoveMyDaniel
Yeah, come tell us what is/are the biggest lie(s) you have EVER told your parents whether it be to get something you wanted, get out of a bad situation, etc.

This should be interesting..... I like this thread.

Originally posted by ILoveMyDaniel
Hurr hurr..

Originally posted by lord xyz
I like this thread.
Nobody said you had to come in here, noob. God I hate stupid people.

Originally posted by ILoveMyDaniel
WHAT?

it was a lie....................

Originally posted by ILoveMyDaniel
Nobody said you had to come in here, noob. God I hate stupid people.

me too. lets eat them.

Originally posted by SelphieT
it was a lie....................
Yes, but not to your parents.

Originally posted by ILoveMyDaniel
Nobody said you had to come in here, noob. God I hate stupid people.

Its okay, don't hate yourself.

Originally posted by SelphieT
me too. lets eat them.

Cmon Vinny dont be an ass to the thread starter.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Its okay, don't hate yourself.

ooooooooo harsh

Originally posted by RedAlertv2
Cmon Vinny dont be an ass to the thread starter.
It's no problem, man. He's ignored. That function should be used by everyone on him, honestly.

Originally posted by ILoveMyDaniel
Yes, but not to your parents.

oh its to your parents? well......I've lied a bizillion times........how am I supposed to remember?

Originally posted by ILoveMyDaniel
It's no problem, man. He's ignored. That function should be used by everyone on him, honestly.


Everyone doesn't hate me

Originally posted by SelphieT
oh its to your parents? well......I've lied a bizillion times........how am I supposed to remember?
Yeah me too. I'm trying to think of some big ones.

Originally posted by ILoveMyDaniel
Nobody said you had to come in here, noob. God I hate stupid people. You hate yourself?

"She is in bed cause I am checking here temperature" hmm

I don't lie.

Originally posted by lord xyz
You hate yourself?
Your age shows. I don't even have to look at your profile.
Originally posted by Sanctuary
I don't lie.
O RLY? No, seriously, do you really not lie to your parents? I didn't think that was possible. Cool!

Originally posted by Sanctuary
I don't lie.

hahaha good one, you're lying right now

This one time my friends were over and we had some beers that my mom left in the fridge, hahaha, and when my mom came back home from work the next morning she asked if I drank them, and I said no, I was trying to get the grapes from the fridge and accidently broke some of the bottles ....she believed it, or so I think

Originally posted by SelphieT
This one time my friends were over and we had some beers that my mom left in the fridge, hahaha, and when my mom came back home from work the next morning she asked if I drank them, and I said no, I was trying to get the grapes from the fridge and accidently broke some of the bottles ....she believed it, or so I think
That's fantastic! I have some pretty good stories that I've lied about but they're not sanitary for KMC's public viewing eyes.

hehehehe yeah, another one:

I swear I wasn't looking at anything bad on the computer!!!!!!

i once put my fist through our back door window the day before our house was getting viewed and said i 'accidently fell into it' i didnt ma sister locked me out on purpose and i was banging to get her attention....cut all my arm. was double glazed aswel

Originally posted by SelphieT
hehehehe yeah, another one:

I swear I wasn't looking at anything bad on the computer!!!!!!




Lol. You sound like me.

Well i have alot...hmm

Ok, one time with my other family, my mom found a pack of condoms in my room and i told her I had to do a science project on the latex.

I racked up $6,000 dollars in international phone calls so I told him that I didn't.

It worked.

should i be feeling incredibly guilty right now?

About three weeks ago I was at my aunt's summer home in Pennsylvania with my family. And I was playing some PS2, and my little brother came in and turned the game off right when I was about to win a race. So I ran upstairs, punched a hole in the wall and told my parents that I tripped going up the stairs.

Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
should i be feeling incredibly guilty right now? Nah, it wasn't you. You're not international anyway

Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
Well i have alot...hmm

Ok, one time with my other family, my mom found a pack of condoms in my room and i told her I had to do a science project on the latex.
That's great.
Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
should i be feeling incredibly guilty right now?
No.
Originally posted by Flamboyant4Life
About three weeks ago I was at my aunt's summer home in Pennsylvania with my family. And I was playing some PS2, and my little brother came in and turned the game off right when I was about to win a race. So I ran upstairs, punched a hole in the wall and told my parents that I tripped going up the stairs.
You mean you told them that you tripped and somehow punched a hole in the wall or tripped and got angry at that so went upstairs and punched a hole in the wall?

Originally posted by ILoveMyDaniel
No. /B]

Exactly, because it wasn't her fault and it happened like two years ago.

I rarely have to lie to my parents, because I do a good job of concealing my misdeeds

i am a fat pig.

I told my mom I was a lesbo to get out of being set up with her friends son.

my ex boyfriend was gay.

hhmm...

I am a Titanic surviver.

im naked

I have jumped off the Eiffel Tower.

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
hhmm...

I am a Titanic surviver.
Did you read my first post?

Originally posted by ILoveMyDaniel
Did you read my first post?
yea but i cant think of any so we make them up

my computer crashed, reason why I wasn't on last night, but now its back up. I told my mom I had no idea what happened, yet I do know.....hehehehe, and I partly blamed it on the cat.

Originally posted by ILoveMyDaniel
Did you read my first post?

No.

*ahem*

Okay...lets see...hhm...this is hard..I rarely ever lie to them...so I'll have to think...

ye ai rarely lie to my parents, last time i did was about a party that was here hwile they were away

haha. Somebody must have cleaned up real well...

i woke up early and cleaned

lol.

hmm...wow..this is really hard for me...when did I last lie to mom and dad? I dunno...

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
yea but i cant think of any so we make them up
Lying about lying, eh? *Points finger at you*

Originally posted by ILoveMyDaniel


I rarely have to too, but when I do, most of the time those "rare lies" are pretty big. *Fixes angel wingies*

Me too...God all 120 lbs.


Have you told her otherwise yet?

yeah

Originally posted by LiL nAstY GirL
yeah
Haha! Did she get mad?

I told my mom that my friend Mimi was the only one smokin cigs.........heh heh heh heh

no im not the 1 that cloged the toilet

Originally posted by ILoveMyDaniel
That's great.

No.

You mean you told them that you tripped and somehow punched a hole in the wall or tripped and got angry at that so went upstairs and punched a hole in the wall?

That I tripped, and instinctively put my hand out (which was already in fist mode) to brace my fall, and I stuck it too far out where the wall was.

I told my mom that I'm not as freaky as she was at my age. Truth is, I'm her spittin image.

freaky.

I had a bf for months, I told my mum I was going out with the girls

pretty much, "eww oral sex looks nasty, I'd never do that. no matter how much javier begs me"



ooo... i should get him to beg droolio

Ick

its not that bad, jesus

Hey what you choose to do with your mouth and/or lips is your bizness, power to ya.
Tis not for me for several reasons

Hey, hey, hey mom. Guess what? I'm a lesbian! *starts cracking up*

I remember the first time I did that. I've done it repeatedly, hahahaha, note the *starts cracking up*

Why not?

Originally posted by silver_tears
Hey what you choose to do with your mouth and/or lips is your bizness, power to ya.
Tis not for me for several reasons

One of them being you have no penis to toy with

eh yeah I guess. I haven't really gotten into sexual stuff, whew, hahahaha but thats a good thing

Originally posted by Ronny
Why not?

Sanitary ones for starters
STD ones right up there as well

And I don't see the point in doing it with a condom on to protect from STDs cause I simulate that effect with my hand so why bother.

Originally posted by silver_tears
Kinda like you

Originally posted by silver_tears
Sanitary ones for starters
STD ones right up there as well

And I don't see the point in doing it with a condom on to protect from STDs cause I simulate that effect with my hand so why bother. Its not very unsatnitary at all really, but i can understand your worries. And if they dont have an STD you dont have to worry about that either.

Originally posted by silver_tears
Kinda like you

Originally posted by Ronny
Just a little laugh? That was an owning straight outta hell.

Originally posted by Ronny
Its not very unsatnitary at all really, but i can understand your worries. And if they dont have an STD you dont have to worry about that either.

True says, whatever lifts your skirt up

Originally posted by silver_tears
True says, whatever lifts your skirt up Mist's hands. ermm

Give me a break, I just got home an hour ago after working for 7 hoursdisgust

I'm unemployed, sleep till 3 pm sometimes, and get money from mother dearest for all my needs
Yeap, I can totally relate to you

Ok you got me theremisthmm

As long as I can have Carlos my mechanic on the side we're cool ermm

Originally posted by silver_tears
True says, whatever lifts your skirt up was that ment to be an insult?

No, it's like whatever floats your boat, whatever tickles your pickles type thing

My pickle is easily tickled.

Originally posted by silver_tears
No, it's like whatever floats your boat, whatever tickles your pickles type thing ah okay sorry

The dog did it..

I was NOT biting the cats ear!!!!! Why would I do that!?

Originally posted by Flamboyant4Life
That I tripped, and instinctively put my hand out (which was already in fist mode) to brace my fall, and I stuck it too far out where the wall was.
LOL That's great. I don't have stairs so I can't try that.
Originally posted by silver_tears
I had a bf for months, I told my mum I was going out with the girls
I've done that too. I got caught though and blamed it on the girl I was "supposed" to be going out alone with.
Originally posted by Ronny
pretty much, "eww oral sex looks nasty, I'd never do that. no matter how much javier begs me"



ooo... i should get him to beg droolio
Hellz yeah!
Originally posted by silver_tears
I'm unemployed, sleep till 3 pm sometimes, and get money from mother dearest for all my needs
Yeap, I can totally relate to you
You sound like me!