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Im going to Vietnam this weekend ...

*dances around ... a de de dum dum de de*

cool have fun

Originally posted by spidergrl
Im going to Vietnam this weekend ...

*dances around ... a de de dum dum de de*
be careful not to get your legs blown off like Lieutenant Dane's

Vietnam's a really cool place.

Originally posted by FG725
be careful not to get your legs blown off like Lieutenant Dane's

I plan to come back from Vietnam and say


"My Injury From Nam" *hobble ... hobble*

Originally posted by GM Nebaris
Vietnam's a really cool place.

What do you know, you live in Miami

Originally posted by spidergrl
Im going to Vietnam this weekend ...

*dances around ... a de de dum dum de de*


Don't Get Dead.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Don't Get Dead.

Yea, That Had Crossed My Mind Once Or Twice ...

psh you won't dieeeeeee, thats crazy talk. I'll lend you my immortality if you need it

Originally posted by spidergrl
Im going to Vietnam this weekend ...

*dances around ... a de de dum dum de de*

Cool?

Originally posted by FG725
be careful not to get your legs blown off like Lieutenant Dane's

Dane Dan...

Oh and BTW..."Somethin' bit me."

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Oh and BTW..."Somethin' bit me."

Mist,

Originally posted by TheFilmProphet
Mist,

More like Gump, but you were close, they are both slow.

Vietnam has excellent ruins!

LANCE?

how long have you been on the forum spidergirl?????
did you know a phoenix aska and a rogue???

I thought this was a guessing game.

It's no fun if you give the answer in the first post.

Originally posted by spidergrl
LANCE?

HAYLEY?

is spidergirl on?

Originally posted by Nevermind
I thought this was a guessing game.

It's no fun if you give the answer in the first post.

*Posts just so he can show appreciation for Clerks 2*

Originally posted by TheFilmProphet
*Posts just so he can show appreciation for Clerks 2*





*is gonna go see it ASAP*

Originally posted by LanceWindu
*is gonna go see it ASAP*

*Is going to trip Lance and get into the theatre first*

whats clerks 2

Originally posted by natashia
whats clerks 2

cry

no reason to cry
how am i supposed to know??

i still love you. come on give me a smile. i'll take my clothes off. smiling yet??

Originally posted by TheFilmProphet
*Posts just so he can show appreciation for Clerks 2*







Lucky bastards! Get the movie before me! disgust

I'm still waiting to get Clerks X. I can't afford to import it ATM.

Stupid shit Australian release! disgust

Hayley cry

Originally posted by LanceWindu
*is gonna go see it ASAP*

*Is taking day off school to see it*

Originally posted by natashia
whats clerks 2

Originally posted by natashia
whats clerks 2

disgust

Originally posted by natashia
how long have you been on the forum spidergirl?????
did you know a phoenix aska and a rogue???

Nearly two years or something.
Yup, I knew Andrew, why?

Lance hug

Originally posted by natashia
whats clerks 2

You made me sad.

Originally posted by TheFilmProphet
*Is going to trip Lance and get into the theatre first*

Ass...I'm going to see it in Las Vegas, so I win! w00t

Originally posted by Nevermind


Lucky bastards! Get the movie before me! disgust

I'm still waiting to get Clerks X. I can't afford to import it ATM.

Stupid shit Australian release! disgust

*owns Clerks X, Clerks: UNCENSORED (the ill-fated cartoon), Mallrats 10th anniversary, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Dogma Special Edition (autographed by Kevin Smith), Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Jersey Girl, An Evening With Kevin Smith (autographed by Kevin Smith)* w00t

EDIT: Forgot to mention Clerks: UNCENSORED

Originally posted by Nevermind
*Is taking day off school to see it*

High 5!

Originally posted by spidergrl
Nearly two years or something.
Yup, I knew Andrew, why?

Lance hug

Now, call me by my real name.

I'm rogue

Originally posted by LanceWindu
*owns Clerks X, Mallrats 10th anniversary, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Dogma Special Edition (autographed by Kevin Smith), Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Jersey Girl, An Evening With Kevin Smith (autographed by Kevin Smith)* w00t

There's a Dogma special edition!? What's it's special features? I haven't bought the Australian version yet due to cost for crap release. My Mallrats is pretty good for like $12 & I'm still haven't got Jersey Girl which was surprisingly good due to the fact that everybody bagged it out so much.


Originally posted by LanceWindu
High 5!

w00t

Tips about shopping in Vietnam everything can be discounted.

Originally posted by spidergrl
JESUS CHRIST!!! MATT hug cry Do you know how much i've MISSED you babe!! aww omg omg! hug

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Ass...I'm going to see it in Las Vegas, so I win! w00t



Not if your plane doesn't work....Muwha! Muwhahahahaha!

Originally posted by natashia
no reason to cry
how am i supposed to know??

i still love you. come on give me a smile. i'll take my clothes off. smiling yet??

*starts clapping* yay!

Originally posted by Nevermind
There's a Dogma special edition!? What's it's special features? I haven't bought the Australian version yet due to cost for crap release. My Mallrats is pretty good for like $12 & I'm still haven't got Jersey Girl which was surprisingly good due to the fact that everybody bagged it out so much.




w00t

The original Dogma release had nothing really...the SE has: 2 Discs...

Disc 1:
*Cast and Crew Commentary.
*Second Technical Commentary with Director and Crew.
*Bonus! Follow the Buddy Christ for More Hijinks with Kevin Smith, Ben Affleck, Jason Lee, Jay Mewes, and the View Askew crew.

Disc 2:
*Complete set of storyboards from 3 major scenes.
*100 minutes of deleted scenes with View Askew crew intros.
*Weblink to the official View Askew Site.
*Hilarious Cast and Crew Outtakes.
*Jay and Silent Bob's Secret Stash Spot.
*Talent Files.
*Theatrical trailer.

Also...

The case is much better looking and comes with a new Dogma essay by Kevin Smith

another tip do not give to begger!! especially the ones carrying sleepy children. Those children have been drugged and aren't theirs!!

Originally posted by TheFilmProphet
Not if your plane doesn't work....Muwha! Muwhahahahaha!

*drives 40 minutes to get to downtown Las Vegas*

Originally posted by TheFilmProphet
Not if your plane doesn't work....Muwha! Muwhahahahaha!



*starts clapping* yay!


doesn't take much to please you

Originally posted by LanceWindu
The original Dogma release had nothing really...the SE has: 2 Discs...

Disc 1:
*Cast and Crew Commentary.
*Second Technical Commentary with Director and Crew.
*Bonus! Follow the Buddy Christ for More Hijinks with Kevin Smith, *Ben Affleck, Jason Lee, Jay Mewes, and the View Askew crew.

Disc 2:
*Complete set of storyboards from 3 major scenes.
*100 minutes of deleted scenes with View Askew crew intros.
*Weblink to the official View Askew Site.
*Hilarious Cast and Crew Outtakes.
*Jay and Silent Bob's Secret Stash Spot.
*Talent Files.
*Theatrical trailer.

Also...

The case is much better looking and comes with a new Dogma essay by Kevin Smith

F*ck, that's awesome. Another thing I'll have to import.

Originally posted by Nevermind
F*ck, that's awesome. Another thing I'll have to import.

Indeed, but I've got mine autographed, so it's even ****ing cooler.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
*drives 40 minutes to get to downtown Las Vegas*

*Is suddenly interrupted by brick wall*

hahahahahaha

Originally posted by spidergrl
JESUS CHRIST!!! MATT hug cry Do you know how much i've MISSED you babe!! aww omg omg!

how bout me miss spidergrl? do I get the same kind of warm greeting and hug from you? I cant believe your back.I was wondering if you were ever going to make it back here again.I cant begin to tell you how much I missed you.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Now, call me by my real name.

Oh sexy Lancey? droolio

Originally posted by Mr Parker
how bout me miss spidergrl? do I get the same kind of warm greeting and hug from you? I cant believe your back.I was wondering if you were ever going to make it back here again.I cant begin to tell you how much I missed you.

I've been sharing the love in the real world ... with a certain someone who has stolen my heart *love*
Its glad to see you Parker ... hug

Originally posted by spidergrl
Oh sexy Lancey? droolio

You forgot my real name...

Kenny Boy? drool

Originally posted by spidergrl
Kenny Boy? drool

Hey, you finally remembered.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Hey, you finally remembered.

youi know I would never forget you baby!

Are you off to bare witness to the mightyness of THE TRIUMVIRATE OF SMIZASCH!?

Originally posted by Rick/Genis
Are you off to bare witness to the mightyness of THE TRIUMVIRATE OF SMIZASCH!? Are you off to bare yourself in public?

Originally posted by spidergrl
youi know I would never forget you baby!

w00t

Originally posted by LanceWindu
w00t

Its all you Ken ... Its all you!

Originally posted by spidergrl
Its all you Ken ... Its all you!

Since when? mhm

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Indeed, but I've got mine autographed, so it's even ****ing cooler.

OMFG! I totally missed that! You met KS? What was it like?!

Originally posted by Nevermind
OMFG! I totally missed that! You met KS? What was it like?!

Sadly I didn't get to meet him.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Sadly I didn't get to meet him.



Is the DVD one of those pre-signed things or is it actually signed and you got it off someone?

Originally posted by Nevermind


Is the DVD one of those pre-signed things or is it actually signed and you got it off someone?

Actually he just paid me $4 to forge it

Originally posted by Nevermind


Is the DVD one of those pre-signed things or is it actually signed and you got it off someone?

You go to Jay and Silent Bob's Secret Stash online store...everything they sell will come autographed by either Kevin Smith or Jason Mewes, sometimes both.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
You go to Jay and Silent Bob's Secret Stash online store...everything they sell will come autographed by either Kevin Smith or Jason Mewes, sometimes both.

Oh shit, really!? I saw that on their site for Clerks X but I always gathered it was one of those mass-produced things. Cool, thanks for that.

Originally posted by Nevermind
Oh shit, really!? I saw that on their site for Clerks X but I always gathered it was one of those mass-produced things. Cool, thanks for that.

Nope, they are hand signed...here's a pic. Not the best look at 'em, but they are marker and the same handwriting.

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/687/picture7ww5.th.jpg

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Nope, they are hand signed...here's a pic. Not the best look at 'em, but they are marker and the same handwriting.

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/687/picture7ww5.th.jpg

Nice! steals items in pic.

Originally posted by Nevermind
Nice! steals items in pic.

*kicks*

Mine!

Originally posted by LanceWindu
*kicks*

Mine!

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Since when? mhm

Since ... since ... our one night stand! mhm

Originally posted by spidergrl
Since ... since ... our one night stand! mhm

This is news to me.

Dogma is such a great movie.

Originally posted by Xavius
Dogma is such a great movie.



I feel like watching it tonight actually.

Originally posted by LanceWindu


I feel like watching it tonight actually.

I wish I still owned it.

Bethany: What's he like?
Metatron: God? Lonely. But funny. He's got a great sense of humor. Take sex for example. There's nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus.
Bethany: Sex is a joke in heaven?
Metatron: The way I understand it, it's mostly a joke down here, too.

Originally posted by spidergrl
Im going to Vietnam this weekend ...

*dances around ... a de de dum dum de de*

nice...

Originally posted by LanceWindu
This is news to me.

Don't lie ... you loved it!

Originally posted by spidergrl
Im going to Vietnam this weekend ...

*dances around ... a de de dum dum de de*

holy crap! i went to vietnam last summer...

Did you like it? It ... was ... different

Originally posted by Xavius
I wish I still owned it.

Bethany: What's he like?
Metatron: God? Lonely. But funny. He's got a great sense of humor. Take sex for example. There's nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus.
Bethany: Sex is a joke in heaven?
Metatron: The way I understand it, it's mostly a joke down here, too.

Haha, you were a sock.