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I'm posting this up on my myspace and I thought Id just put it up here for anyone who wants it. If any of the quotes are wrong just tell me- or add some.
QUOTES <3
a good majority from good 'ole Captain Jack.
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"I've got a jar of dirt, I've got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!?"
-Jack Sparrow-
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"Where's the thump-thump!?"
-Jack Sparrow
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"Look! *shoots* An undead monkey!"
-Jack Sparrow
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"I can't help it if your standards are lax." -Norrington
"You smell funny!" -Jack Sparrow
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"We're short 10 kegs of amo" -Gibbs
"Then load the rum!" -Will
*disbelief silence*
"Aye! Load the rum!" *slight sad/angry face* -Gibbs
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"This is going to save Elizabeth?" -Will
"How much do you know about Davy Jone?" -Jack
"Not much." -Will
"Yeah, it's going to save Elizabeth" -Jack
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"Why is the rum always gone?"
*wobbles*
"Oh, that's why!"
-Jack Sparrow
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"Don't eat me!" -Parrot
"I'm not going to eat you." -Will Turner
"Don't eat me, don't eat me!" -Parrot
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"Lam Lam Say Say Eunichy Snip Snip!"
-Jack Sparrow
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"Elizabeth!" *turns* "Hide the rum."
-Jack Sparrow
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"Oh fine! Let us all go about and cut up people!"
-Elizabeth Swann-
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"Is this a dream?" -Jack Sparrow
"No." -Bootstrap Bill
"Of course, if it was a dream there'd be rum." -Jack Sparrow
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"It's a jar of dirt." -Jack Sparrow
"Yes." -Tia Dalma
"Will it help?" -Jack Sparrow
"If you dont want it give it back." -Tia Dalma
"No!" -Jack Sparrow
"Then it helps." -Tia Dalma
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"Much more better! It's a drawring of a key!" -Jack Sparrow
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"You know I should be thanking you Jack. After you betrayed my way onto that ship I got to know my father." -Will
"What?" -Elizabeth
"Well then your welcome." -Jack
"So everything you said was a lie!?" -Elizabeth
"Yeah, pretty much." -Jack
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"Watch the boat, mind the tide, and don't touch my jar of dirt." -Jack Sparrow
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"Can you live with the guilt of a 100 innocent souls, paying your debt?" -Davy Jones
"Yup, I'm good with that!" -Jack Sparrow
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"No! I am Cheif! I want BIG fire! Big fire!"
-Jack Sparrow
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"There will come a moment when you have the chance to do the right thing." -Elizabeth Swann
"I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by."
-Jack Sparrow
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"I'm here to find the man I love" -Elizabeth
"I'm sorry lad, but my one and only love is the sea" -Jack
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"Where is that monkey, I need to shoot something."
-Jack Sparrow
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"You were actually telling the truth" -Norrington
"I do that quite a lot actually. You people are always suprised." -Jack
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"How would you like to know me?" -Tia Dalma
"I thought I knew you." -Jack Sparrow
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"Thats a tree you idiot!"
-1 of Davy Jones' crew members
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"Guard the chest!" -Will
"NO!" -Elizabeth
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"You are hearby arrested, for setting free Jack Sparrow" -Beckett
"Captain!" -Will & Elizabeth
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"You will remember this as the day *big wave*... Captain Jack Sparrow" -Jack Sparrow
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"Oh the heat!" *faints, opens one eye* "Hmpf!" -Elizabeth Swann
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"What about Jack, I'm not leaving without him" -Will
"AHH!!!" *running from entire village* -Jack
"Nevermind, let's go!" -Will
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"I want my jar of dirt." -Jack Sparrow
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"What are you doing?" -Pintel
"We're not immortal anymore! We've got to take care of our immortal souls!" -Ragetti
"You can't read." -Pintel
"It's the bible! You get credit for trying." -Ragetti
"Pretending to read is a lie and lying's a sin!" -Pintel
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"Elizabeth!? These clothes dont flatter you at all. It should either be a dress or nothing at all... and I happen to have no dress in my cabin!" -Jack
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"What are you doing here, your neither dead nor dieing?" -Davy Jones
*quickly* "I came to settle Jack Sparrow's debt" -Will
"What?" -Davy Jones
"Jack Sparrow. I came to settle his debt." -Will
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QUOTES <3
a good majority from good 'ole Captain Jack.
***
"I've got a jar of dirt, I've got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!?"
-Jack Sparrow-
***
"Where's the thump-thump!?"
-Jack Sparrow
***
"Look! *shoots* An undead monkey!"
-Jack Sparrow
***
"I can't help it if your standards are lax." -Norrington
"You smell funny!" -Jack Sparrow
***
"We're short 10 kegs of amo" -Gibbs
"Then load the rum!" -Will
*disbelief silence*
"Aye! Load the rum!" *slight sad/angry face* -Gibbs
***
"This is going to save Elizabeth?" -Will
"How much do you know about Davy Jone?" -Jack
"Not much." -Will
"Yeah, it's going to save Elizabeth" -Jack
***
"Why is the rum always gone?"
*wobbles*
"Oh, that's why!"
-Jack Sparrow
***
"Don't eat me!" -Parrot
"I'm not going to eat you." -Will Turner
"Don't eat me, don't eat me!" -Parrot
***
"Lam Lam Say Say Eunichy Snip Snip!"
-Jack Sparrow
***
"Elizabeth!" *turns* "Hide the rum."
-Jack Sparrow
***
"Oh fine! Let us all go about and cut up people!"
-Elizabeth Swann-
***
"Is this a dream?" -Jack Sparrow
"No." -Bootstrap Bill
"Of course, if it was a dream there'd be rum." -Jack Sparrow
***
"It's a jar of dirt." -Jack Sparrow
"Yes." -Tia Dalma
"Will it help?" -Jack Sparrow
"If you dont want it give it back." -Tia Dalma
"No!" -Jack Sparrow
"Then it helps." -Tia Dalma
***
"Much more better! It's a drawring of a key!" -Jack Sparrow
***
"You know I should be thanking you Jack. After you betrayed my way onto that ship I got to know my father." -Will
"What?" -Elizabeth
"Well then your welcome." -Jack
"So everything you said was a lie!?" -Elizabeth
"Yeah, pretty much." -Jack
***
"Watch the boat, mind the tide, and don't touch my jar of dirt." -Jack Sparrow
***
"Can you live with the guilt of a 100 innocent souls, paying your debt?" -Davy Jones
"Yup, I'm good with that!" -Jack Sparrow
***
"No! I am Cheif! I want BIG fire! Big fire!"
-Jack Sparrow
***
"There will come a moment when you have the chance to do the right thing." -Elizabeth Swann
"I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by."
-Jack Sparrow
***
"I'm here to find the man I love" -Elizabeth
"I'm sorry lad, but my one and only love is the sea" -Jack
***
"Where is that monkey, I need to shoot something."
-Jack Sparrow
***
"You were actually telling the truth" -Norrington
"I do that quite a lot actually. You people are always suprised." -Jack
***
"How would you like to know me?" -Tia Dalma
"I thought I knew you." -Jack Sparrow
***
"Thats a tree you idiot!"
-1 of Davy Jones' crew members
***
"Guard the chest!" -Will
"NO!" -Elizabeth
***
"You are hearby arrested, for setting free Jack Sparrow" -Beckett
"Captain!" -Will & Elizabeth
***
"You will remember this as the day *big wave*... Captain Jack Sparrow" -Jack Sparrow
***
"Oh the heat!" *faints, opens one eye* "Hmpf!" -Elizabeth Swann
***
"What about Jack, I'm not leaving without him" -Will
"AHH!!!" *running from entire village* -Jack
"Nevermind, let's go!" -Will
***
"I want my jar of dirt." -Jack Sparrow
***
"What are you doing?" -Pintel
"We're not immortal anymore! We've got to take care of our immortal souls!" -Ragetti
"You can't read." -Pintel
"It's the bible! You get credit for trying." -Ragetti
"Pretending to read is a lie and lying's a sin!" -Pintel
***
"Elizabeth!? These clothes dont flatter you at all. It should either be a dress or nothing at all... and I happen to have no dress in my cabin!" -Jack
***
"What are you doing here, your neither dead nor dieing?" -Davy Jones
*quickly* "I came to settle Jack Sparrow's debt" -Will
"What?" -Davy Jones
"Jack Sparrow. I came to settle his debt." -Will
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