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I guess Ken was right about me laughing at everything, and everyone else for thinking I do Pot but anyway.



I was playing Millionare and this was the first Question of the Game.

Yes, I started laughing.

mwahaha

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c272/Mizk/fgdfdfv.jpg


Whatever, I'll post everything I find funny here

vincent

are you kidding me?
that is f*ing hilarious

When I saw it I thought of the Sheeps in the rhyme, F*cking the shit out of her


Yeah...

nice!

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
When I saw it I thought of the Sheeps in the rhyme, F*cking the shit out of her


Yeah... lol1
i thought i was the only one screwed up enough to think that

Well, This made me laugh as I went over it again this morning


http://www.killermovies.com/forums/search.php?s=&action=showresults&searchid=529414


Alot of the Oldies Should Remember This, and My 1 Month Ban.

Link isn't working. ermm

Originally posted by H. S. 6
Link isn't working. ermm

Originally posted by DanZeke25

Originally posted by DanZeke25

Poor Little Bo Peep

And you can't link to searches

Originally posted by Lana
Poor Little Bo Peep

And you can't link to searches

Too Bad.


Its My Sock I got Banned for "Slipkn0t"

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Too Bad.


Its My Sock I got Banned for "Slipkn0t"

Ahh...

I remember.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c272/Mizk/fgdfdfv.jpg

Well at least she didn't lose her staff!

http://stemutz.bleublog.ch/files/images/2006/4/mob19_1144141319.jpg

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
http://stemutz.bleublog.ch/files/images/2006/4/mob19_1144141319.jpg

I saw that before.

- Vincent Valentine - says:
I'll tell on you for killing me
Peaches || Welcome to Heck. || says:
Fine
Peaches || Welcome to Heck. || says:
if you're going to be like that
Peaches || Welcome to Heck. || says:
i wont kill you
- Vincent Valentine - says:
damn right
- Vincent Valentine - says:
scaredy
Peaches || Welcome to Heck. || says:
I just cant get in trouble again.
Peaches || Welcome to Heck. || says:
i'll lose my virginity

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
- Vincent Valentine - says:
I'll tell on you for killing me
Peaches || Welcome to Heck. || says:
Fine
Peaches || Welcome to Heck. || says:
if you're going to be like that
Peaches || Welcome to Heck. || says:
i wont kill you
- Vincent Valentine - says:
damn right
- Vincent Valentine - says:
scaredy
Peaches || Welcome to Heck. || says:
I just cant get in trouble again.
Peaches || Welcome to Heck. || says:
i'll lose my virginity Son of a *****.


Note I'm Peaches. ermm

look, vinny's a bunny

Originally posted by SelphieT
look, vinny's a bunny


I'm a Bunny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PG47RhEM5MA&NR

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PG47RhEM5MA&NR lol i can watch that over and over again.

he hit the screen! that is toooooo funny

Yeah

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/7453/tuftlz2.jpg

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/7453/tuftlz2.jpg ITS NOT FUNNY!!!!!!!


How many times do i have to tell you people.

Sorry, It Is.

well, I thought the "kick" part was funny

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
I guess Ken was right about me laughing at everything, and everyone else for thinking I do Pot but anyway.



I was playing Millionare and this was the first Question of the Game.

Yes, I started laughing.

mwahaha

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c272/Mizk/fgdfdfv.jpg


Whatever, I'll post everything I find funny here

vincent

You have offended the Circle of the Black Thorn. We shall have yer HEAD!

























shuriken

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PG47RhEM5MA&NR Actually, this offends the Circle of the Black Thorn.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Son of a *****.


Note I'm Peaches. ermm

I knew that. w00t

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PG47RhEM5MA&NR

ok thats funny, but also kinda cruel. the poor lad probably doesn't sleep with the light off now.

Originally posted by The Pict
ok thats funny, but also kinda cruel. the poor lad probably doesn't sleep with the light off now.

Still Funny

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
When I saw it I thought of the Sheeps in the rhyme, F*cking the shit out of her


Yeah...
lol

The youtube video is so, so sad .....
but ... damn... hysterical

I laugh at old ladies who get mad if there is no place to sit in abus...

http://www.duke.edu/~dce/comic1.jpg

Originally posted by Bloigen


Go away

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
http://www.duke.edu/~dce/comic1.jpg Originally posted by Bloigen

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Go away Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Originally posted by Bloigen
Originally posted by Mystique Lynx
I laugh at old ladies who get mad if there is no place to sit in abus...

True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

"The moral of this story is:"

"Always keep your condoms in your car."

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

"The moral of this story is:"

"Always keep your condoms in your car."

that was great

hehe

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PG47RhEM5MA&NR

Thats extra old, but still hilarious.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

"The moral of this story is:"

"Always keep your condoms in your car."

I've read that before, still great though.

Indeed

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

"The moral of this story is:"

"Always keep your condoms in your car." Read that forever ago.

TOP 10 SIGNS YOUR FAMILY IS STRESSED...

10. Conversations often begin with "Put the gun down, and then we can talk".

9. The school principal has your number on speed-dial.

8. The cat is on Valium.

7. People have trouble understanding your kids, because they learned to speak through clenched teeth.

6. You are trying to get your four-year-old to switch to decaffeinated.

5. The number of jobs held down by family members exceeds the number of people in the family.

4. No one has time to wait for microwave TV dinners.

3. "Family meetings" are often mediated by law enforcement officials.

2. You have to check your kid's day-timer to see if he can take out the trash.

1. Maxwell House gives you industrial rates.





TOP TEN WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE PMS...

10. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.

9. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet

8. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.

7. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.

6. You're using your cell phone to dial up bumper stickers that says, "How's my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-SHIT."

5. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.

4. You're convinced there's a God and he's male.

3. You're counting down the days until menopause.

2. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.

1. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.




TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND...

10. Cats' facial expressions

9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors

8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds

7. Fat clothes

6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time

5. The difference between beige, off-white, and eggshell

4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow

3. Eyelash curlers

2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made

1. OTHER WOMEN


TOP TEN THINGS MEN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP WITH A VAGINA FOR A DAY...

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.

8. See if they could finally do the splits.

7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.

4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.

2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.

1. Finally find that damned G-spot.


TOP TEN THINGS WOMEN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP AND HAD A PENIS FOR A DAY...

10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.

9. Get a blow job.

8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.

7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.

6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.

5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.

4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.

3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.

2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.

1. Repeat number 9......

The last 2 lists got me laughin.

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c272/Mizk/ss58.jpg

Only WoW Players will find that funn I guess.

A guy goes to a supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde wave at him
saying hello. He's rather taken back, because he can't place where he
knows her from, so he says, "Do you know me?" to which she replies, "I
think you're the father of one of my kids."

Now he thinks back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table
with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my ass with wet
celery and then stuck a carrot up my butt?" She said, "No, I'm your
son's math teacher."

Not gonna lie, if I was a dude I'd get a blow job hmm

Originally posted by silver_tears
Not gonna lie, if I was a dude I'd get a blow job hmm

hmm

Americans Scare The Shit out of me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gpwd6IeLNOU

Dusty the enlightened says:
Was in the middle of watching a movie
. says:
Cool
Dusty the enlightened says:
Then I did something,...
Dusty the enlightened says:
Nevermind
Dusty the enlightened says:
don't ask.
. says:
What
. says:
did you do
Dusty the enlightened says:
Masturbated.
Dusty the enlightened says:
there.
. says:
Nice
Dusty the enlightened says:
I went three weeks without it.
Dusty the enlightened says:
no, 2 weeks.
Dusty the enlightened says:
sorry.
. says:
WHAREEFHEGEGREg
. says:
WHAT?>!?!?!
Dusty the enlightened says:
Yup
. says:
I'm Posting That On KMC
. says:
Sorry
Dusty the enlightened says:
****ing record.
Dusty the enlightened says:
ok.

i laugh at mean stuff like someone etting hurt, unless it;s me, them it's not funny

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Americans Scare The Shit out of me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gpwd6IeLNOU



Yeah, ****ing Americans! ermm

WHAT!!!!!^

Originally posted by CherryTopper
WHAT!!!!!^

Racist!

No, I'm american

Ditto. dodgy

I'm a stoopid red headed white girl

I'm racist.

i live by too many mexicans and blacks to be racist

I'm a stewpid green little monster with one eye who has a thing for small shiny objects. 1eye

Originally posted by CherryTopper
I'm a stoopid red headed white girl Originally posted by $noopbert
I'm racist.

Ginger.

ginger?

Originally posted by CherryTopper
ginger?
Ginger.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Ginger. Spawn of a Douchebag. Rather have ared tint to my hair in a camera flash thenhave been given birth to a Human Female and her Douchebag. evillaugh

Originally posted by $noopbert
Spawn of a Douchebag. Rather have ared tint to my hair in a camera flash thenhave been given birth to a Human Female and her Douchebag. evillaugh


Someones Touchy.

I think?

I don't know if thats a joke or not.

ermm

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Someones Touchy.

I think?

I don't know if thats a joke or not.

ermm evillaugh



































shuriken

thats a big snake!

i like the condomn in the the car story.

I've seen bigger

hmm

To the lava!

*Jumps in.*

Vinny, Nocoronas muff is ginger? Wow.

Originally posted by Valharu
Vinny, Nocoronas muff is ginger? Wow.

Nocoronas is a stupid little kid with emotional Issues.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PG47RhEM5MA&NR

I absolutely HATE those things... that kid's reaction was similar to my own

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Nocoronas is a stupid little kid with emotional Issues. Had a falling out? I thought you two were close.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H47FhEM9IA&MB

GOLD!

Originally posted by Syren
I absolutely HATE those things... that kid's reaction was similar to my own

Aww, Its Okay. You Can Cling to me and cry on my shoulder

Originally posted by Valharu
Had a falling out? I thought you two were close.

You Missed Alot while banned.

What happened ?? Link

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Aww, Its Okay. You Can Cling to me and cry on my shoulder



You Missed Alot while banned.

Thanks leftright

And AJ, why the hell would you want a link to something potentially hostile, no doubt you'd just drag the shit up again. Don't be a retard.

Originally posted by Syren
Thanks leftright

And AJ, why the hell would you want a link to something potentially hostile, no doubt you'd just drag the shit up again. Don't be a retard. I want to see it thats why, i dont even know the guy chump

.....As does family guy and how they make fun of Meg and make her live her cartoon years out in pain and misery.

I saw this right after the Borat naked fight scene and laughed so hard.

Seth Mcfarline is a god


Pwn't Meg

This, Will make anyones day!

KMC, how are you doing anyway? I noticed a lack of Sex lately, so I think you all need to go party in the "Sex Party" with me and the other sexions. Strangelove, Roland, Naz, The Others...

"Must have taken a wrong turn at Albuquerque"
vincent

I need to see Borat.

I'm trying Vinny, I'm not as good at sexing yet. The best family guy is the one where Stewie is adopted.

13

and u just come to see this or what i saw that month or two ago

The "Meg Gets Owned" parts are my favorite parts of Family Guy

Originally posted by Strangelove
The "Meg Gets Owned" parts are my favorite parts of Family Guy

Family: "Haha Brian's the new Meg!"

Meg: "Yeah, Brian's the new me!"

Peter: "Shutup Meg."

Originally posted by silver_tears
"Brian's the new me." ermm

The joke still got across, Miss Correctness. mhm

Fixed...disgust

I prefer Stewie.

"Are her parents brother and sister?"

"It's like shes F**king five!!"

Originally posted by Eclipso
I prefer Stewie.

"Are her parents brother and sister?"

"It's like shes F**king five!!" I like the Stewie that kicks people's asses, not the wimpy homosexual Stewie. Too much of the latter, lately

I know, I loved when he shot the old time music guys.

And

"M, she major ugly, O, she fat and pugly, O my god know the cow says moo." laughing

My favorite is when they light themselves on fire at the sight of her.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

WE GOT YOUR SON

MEG'S OUR DAUGHTER

REALLY?

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2007/01/up-butt-coconut.html

hysterical

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2007/05/dogdeadec1.jpg

Maybe it's the lack of sleep coming up tonight, but I just broke out with a laugh after seeing this.

vincent

Yep.

Forgot about this thread.