Thought Provoking Time- So voke some thought!

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silver_tears
If Superman like strips his clothes while running to get into costume, where the hell do his boots come from?
You never see him hopping along on one foot putting each on....hmm

Dusty
This is true.

Maybe he always wears them?

silver_tears
In his shoes?!?!
That's just absurd Dustin! mhm

Quincy Archer
Originally posted by silver_tears
If Superman like strips his clothes while running to get into costume, where the hell do his boots come from?
You never see him hopping along on one foot putting each on....hmm

Actually you see him putting his shoes on..but they cut that scene because it was "too thought provoking."

It's on the extended cut.

DarkC
Skintight boots, ew.

LethalFemme
Originally posted by silver_tears
If Superman like strips his clothes while running. hmm

shock

silver_tears
Originally posted by Quincy Archer
Actually you see him putting his shoes on..but they cut that scene because it was "too thought provoking."

It's on the extended cut.

Seriously?
Is he like a lady and carried them around in his briefcase?

Quincy Archer
Originally posted by silver_tears
Seriously?
Is he like a lady and carried them around in his briefcase?

Word.

And I wouldn't say its exactly a "briefcase" persay.

redcaped
I know how weird it is how he wears and takes off his boots. But before answering that, care to answer a few for him. I'm more than sure he is not going to lie.

silver_tears
Originally posted by Quincy Archer
Word.

And I wouldn't say its exactly a "briefcase" persay.

Thanks for voking my thoughts hmm

Regret
Originally posted by silver_tears
If Superman like strips his clothes while running to get into costume, where the hell do his boots come from?
You never see him hopping along on one foot putting each on....hmm

The reality is Superman just has ugly red malformed feet...

Quincy Archer
Originally posted by silver_tears
Thanks for voking my thoughts hmm

anytime your thoughts need voking...I can voke like f*ing Tyler Durden

natashia
hes too fast to be caught putting them on besides girls really dont care for glimpses of him changing shoes its the other parts we like and want to see.
abs/buns of steel. hahhahahaha

silver_tears
I'm more interested in his shoes ermm
I've been looking for red leather haha

Mišt
Those arent boots, those are his actual feetermm

Rick/Genis
Think long and hard of the MASTERS THAT ARE THE TRIUMVIRATE OF SMIZASCH!!!........................yo!

Psyquis52
Originally posted by Rick/Genis
Think long and hard of the MASTERS THAT ARE THE TRIUMVIRATE OF SMIZASCH!!!........................yo! What he said.

Mišt
Originally posted by Rick/Genis
Think long and hard of the MASTERS THAT ARE THE TRIUMVIRATE OF SMIZASCH!!!........................yo!

What he sa---**** it, I dont even know what he said no expression

silver_tears
I don't care either way sleep

Rick/Genis
You don't have to care... you just have to adore...... THE LORDS OF SMIZASCH!!!

Psyquis52
Think on this...


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BakaXero
hmm...
i should try wearing a leather capse under my shirt...

Mišt
Originally posted by silver_tears
I don't care either way sleep

Get out of my threadmad

Originally posted by BakaXero
hmm...
i should try wearing a leather capse under my shirt...

I'd recommend wearing underwear on the outside too, but you do that anyway.

BakaXero

Rick/Genis
Why do you want the non-caring guy to get out.... he's cannon fodder for the likes of Psyquis and I!

Psyquis52
Originally posted by Rick/Genis
Why do you want the non-caring guy to get out.... he's cannon fodder for the likes of Psyquis and I! Tis true.

I fodder nearly everywhere. smile

Rick/Genis
I fodder on you!

Psyquis52
Originally posted by Rick/Genis
I fodder on you! I fodder in bed!

BakaXero
OMG!!! bring out the cows!!!

Rick/Genis
Dude... it's so hard to keep up when I don't have a mouse!

BakaXero
i tried that once erm
eventually i got pissed and restarted the comp.

Psyquis52
Originally posted by Rick/Genis
Dude... it's so hard to keep up when I don't have a mouse! Dude! It's harder to keep up when I don't have a left arm!

Mišt
Dudes, its harder when Im dead!

Rick/Genis
Dude... it's hard to make babies when I missing both testicles!

Psyquis52
Originally posted by Rick/Genis
Dude... it's hard to make babies when I missing both testicles! Dude...it's hard to make your babies when I'm missing both your testicles.

BakaXero
but i got a third one to spare erm

Rick/Genis
Dude... you had my testicles all along!? DAMNIT!!

Psyquis52
I thought I mailed them to BakaXero.

He should know what to do with them.

Rick/Genis
But I need to spread my seed! How else will people know my name!?!?!

Psyquis52
Originally posted by Rick/Genis
But I need to spread my seed! How else will people know my name!?!?! By randomly posting in everyone's threads till they get sick of you and vomit on sight.

Rick/Genis
HAHAHAHAHA oh yeah... but that and making babies!!!

Psyquis52
Originally posted by Rick/Genis
HAHAHAHAHA oh yeah... but that and making babies!!! Babies that look and dress an awful lot like Gary Coleman?

Rick/Genis
Or Gary Oldman

Psyquis52
Originally posted by Rick/Genis
Or Gary Oldman Or Leroy Wiggums.

BakaXero
i'm holding someone's spare testicle?
i thought is was a gift from god to help me increase my count messed

Rick/Genis
You bastard! THAT'S MINE!!! WHERE IS THE OTHER!?!?! DAMNIT MAN, TALK!!

BakaXero
i fed them to Mist. no expression

Psyquis52
Originally posted by BakaXero
i fed them to Mist. no expression Alright MIST!

Way to down them bro!

That's tough.

It's okay Rick. Your kids would've been ugly little sinners anyway.

Rick/Genis
DAG NABBIT... all my dreams... all my hopes! GONE


hang

Psyquis52
Originally posted by Rick/Genis
DAG NABBIT... all my dreams... all my hopes! GONE


hang I thought you wanted ugly little sinners. confused

Rick/Genis
Dude... I beat the flash in a race! Want a Snapshot of it?

Here:

WWW.Myspace.com/Iamfarbeyondmutants/

Psyquis52
Originally posted by Rick/Genis
Dude... I beat the flash in a race! Want a Snapshot of it?

Here:

WWW.Myspace.com/Iamfarbeyondmutants/ I beat your mom in a race.


Hahahahaha!





















Mom jokes suck.

Alpha Centauri
Maybe they're just really solid looking socks.

-AC

Psyquis52
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Maybe they're just really solid looking socks.

-AC Maybe it's just a hollowed out fox

Or it could be a prosthetic sphcinter.

Rick/Genis
Man this shit is thought provoking!

Psyquis52
Originally posted by Rick/Genis
Man this shit is thought provoking! What kind of shit do you got there Rick?

Rick/Genis
That's just it! My shit is so Thought provoking!

Psyquis52
Originally posted by Rick/Genis
That's just it! My shit is so Thought provoking! WHAT KIND OF SHIT IS IT!

DOG SHIT?

BIRD SHIT?

HORSE SHIT?

WHAT KIND OF SHIT IS IT! DAMNIT!

Rick/Genis
Smizasch Shit you nincompoop!! Love that word!

Psyquis52
Originally posted by Rick/Genis
Smizasch Shit you nincompoop!! Love that word!

Which one?

Smizasch?

Nincompoop?

or
You?

Rick/Genis
huh? me? Are you trying to confuse me. Because I saw the Oregano the other day and I tell you right now, it stinks!

Psyquis52
Originally posted by Rick/Genis
huh? me? Are you trying to confuse me. Because I saw the Oregano the other day and I tell you right now, it stinks! yeah that movie sucks.

Rick/Genis
So does the Brand of Cologne.

Psyquis52
Originally posted by Rick/Genis
So does the Brand of Cologne. I like High Karate.

Rick/Genis
Karate sometimes makes my balls hurt.... every time I think about it.

Psyquis52
Originally posted by Rick/Genis
Karate sometimes makes my balls hurt.... every time I think about it. ummmmmm. Rick.

Remember when I said women like it if your balls smell good.

yeah.


I meant bathe regurlarly. Not spray them with Brut.

Rick/Genis
are you serious!? WHY DIDN'T YOU EXPLAIN IT EARLIER!?!?!?!

Psyquis52
Originally posted by Rick/Genis
are you serious!? WHY DIDN'T YOU EXPLAIN IT EARLIER!?!?!?! I said it in parenthesis!

Always read the subtext Rick!

God!

Rick/Genis
God doesn't belong here, you fiend! I do!

Psyquis52
Originally posted by Rick/Genis
God doesn't belong here, you fiend! I do! I meant...God-zilla.

I just forgot how to spell it.

Rick/Genis
oh right... god he's cool.

Psyquis52
Originally posted by Rick/Genis
oh right... god he's cool. You're Cool! mad

Rick/Genis
you're the man!

Psyquis52
Originally posted by Rick/Genis
you're the man! Your the shizit

Rick/Genis
actually it's 'shiznit'

Psyquis52
Originally posted by Rick/Genis
actually it's 'shiznit' OOOOOOH!
Look at mister perfect here.

totally up on what all the kids are saying. I bet your a real hipster huh Rick? YOu know what going on?

Rick/Genis
mhm... I give 15 year olds battery acid, so I SHOULD know what's going on...

Psyquis52
Originally posted by Rick/Genis
mhm... I give 15 year olds battery acid, so I SHOULD know what's going on... Not a bad idea but shouldn't we hook her up to the car first?

Rick/Genis
naw! It's cooler this way, trust me!

Psyquis52
Originally posted by Rick/Genis
naw! It's cooler this way, trust me! *starts pouring gasoline down her throat*

So uuuh. did you happen to bring a starter or do we just rub a balloon on her head like last time?

Rick/Genis
Hold on... I've got a cigar in here somewhere.... I think I forgot the matches though...
*pulls out balloon*

Psyquis52
Originally posted by Rick/Genis
Hold on... I've got a cigar in here somewhere.... I think I forgot the matches though...
*pulls out balloon* *pulls out lighter*

I told you not to forget the matches. Lucky for you I don't trust you.

Now where do you want me to put the carberater?

Rick/Genis
we sit on it you dope... light her up, quick, I want to smoke this cigar!

Psyquis52
Originally posted by Rick/Genis
we sit on it you dope... light her up, quick, I want to smoke this cigar! Ummmmm.

Something wrong with the wick. I blame you.

Rick/Genis
dude!!!! what did you light it on!? Dag Nabbit Psy, I swear you can't tie your shoes without me.

*Grabs Lighter*

er.... hmph.... argh..... WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOUR LIGHTER!?

Psyquis52
Originally posted by Rick/Genis
dude!!!! what did you light it on!? Dag Nabbit Psy, I swear you can't tie your shoes without me.

*Grabs Lighter*

er.... hmph.... argh..... WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOUR LIGHTER!? Oh that!


Well you see I...It's actually a very funny story. Hahaha.













And I can't remember a lick of it.
*Pauses to rub chin and stare into space*

Rick/Genis
Rat fink!

Psyquis52
Originally posted by Rick/Genis
Rat fink! Oh that's right.

*grabs lighter and rubs it on pants*

Static lighter.

Rick/Genis
sweet!

Psyquis52
Well?!

Light her up and see what she does!

Rick/Genis
*Light*

wow.... she's really squirmy... hard to get my cigar near her... er... eh.... ow!

THERE! Want a cigar?

Psyquis52
Originally posted by Rick/Genis
*Light*

wow.... she's really squirmy... hard to get my cigar near her... er... eh.... ow!

THERE! Want a cigar? Don't mind if I do...

*lights cigar*

So is she gonna pop or what?

Rick/Genis
10 to one odds says she doesn't!

(do you realize she could just come to this thread and easily see that our argument is total horse shit?)

Psyquis52
Originally posted by Rick/Genis
10 to one odds says she doesn't!

(do you realize she could just come to this thread and easily see that our argument is total horse shit?) (do realize that my last post was stop [email protected]##ing with my feelings? That's incredibly lame. If she doesn't know by now then she's incredibly stupid)

I told you we should have hooked her up to the car.

Rick/Genis
OH SHE POPPED!!!! here's your 100... damn... I needed that money!

Psyquis52
Originally posted by Rick/Genis
OH SHE POPPED!!!! here's your 100... damn... I needed that money!

Well. That does that. Now what?

*kicks the dirt*

Want to try it again? Double or nothing?

Rick/Genis
dude... I'm out of money... how about we try and clone her? naw...... too productive....

Psyquis52
We could try to UNclone her.

Nah too counterproductive.

Lady Fianna
How does he rip his trousers off while running? Does he have those little poppers down the side or something? hmm

$noopbert
nope

silver_tears
I'm thinking of investing in some clothes like his that magically come off ermm

$noopbert
evoke thoughts.

Mišt
Originally posted by silver_tears
I'm thinking of investing in some clothes like his that magically come off ermm

Excellent, come around and show me how they work ermm

silver_tears
Only if you help me with assembly ermm

Mišt
Dealermm

silver_tears
Wear a hot pink leotard and don't ask questions dodgy

Mišt
I'll need to borrow one from Vinnydodgy

silver_tears
I'd wash it first dodgy

Mišt
But then it'll shrink and contract around my nether regionsdodgy

silver_tears
Yes and? Last I heard you liked that kinda scene ermm

Mišt
Lies, all lies, I did not have any sexual relations with that woman, Ms Monica Lewinskydodgy

silver_tears
I could have sworn I saw her face in your lap at that restaurant that one time ermm

Mišt
What were you doing stalking me?ermm

silver_tears
Damn! I totally thought you couldn't see the night vision ermm

Mišt
No I meant, what were you doing stalking me when I'd gladly accept your company...as long as you bring the champagne, that shit is expensive ermm

silver_tears
I don't date cheap guys ermm
He has to be able to afford the champagne and bring along his own condom to date me mhm

Mišt
But you stalk themermm Nice logicmhm
Umm....I have Jack Daniels and....a sockdodgy

silver_tears
Just cause I stalk you doesn't mean anything, I stalk Brad Pitt too, but he's so far not replied to any of my letters ermm
Have fun alone in your bathroom then wavey

Mišt
Yeah I wonder why, I wouldnt want some desperate tramp sending me obsessive letters eitherermm
The bathroom's too cold, I'll just wait to go to bed-....wait, I see what you're trying to do detective

silver_tears
Good, then you know how I feel when I get them from you, oh and I don't appeciate the naked pictures, last time they made me lose my lunch ermm
You're swift herb

Mišt
I dont recall sending any naked pictures...maybe you have me confused with all your pornographic cutoutsermm
I amherbhat

silver_tears
I don't cut trash out, I dump it ermm

Least you admit it petpet

Mišt
I've got no reply for that oneermm
Yeahdodgy

silver_tears
I'm gonna go now, don't spread your legs for just anyone, make sure they pay you first dodgy

Mišt
Well normally I just ask them to say please, but Ill keep that one in mind from now on yes

Laterraver

silver_tears
Do guys get horny when they drink like girls do? hmm

-X-Dr.Gonzo-X-
Originally posted by silver_tears
Do guys get horny when they drink like girls do? hmm More wine dear?

silver_tears
I'm already sloshed. herbnone

Mr. Bacon
mmm rum and coke

-X-Dr.Gonzo-X-
If 'sloshed' means tottally attracted to you, then what the hell are we waiting for?

silver_tears
Pats droolio


And I'm kidding, but seriously do you guys?

Mr. Bacon
big grin

a little sure yes

Röland
Originally posted by silver_tears
Do guys get horny when they drink like girls do? hmm

I'm always horny, is that a problem? ermm

-X-Dr.Gonzo-X-
Originally posted by silver_tears
Pats droolio


And I'm kidding, but seriously do you guys? The real question is, would we ever reject sex?

silver_tears

Röland
Originally posted by silver_tears
Me too. weep

I understand. doingit

Seriously I could probably have sex at any second of the day, no matter where I am, is that a problem? no expression

silver_tears

Röland
Originally posted by silver_tears
Not for the future missus. shock

Well, what if I find a nympho? no expression

Mr. Bacon

Punkyhermy
he wears them like socks. no expression

in the film Superman Returns, i was watching the behind the scenes and the director was specifically refering to the issue. said that supes would have to be wearing them under his shoes all along.

MR.Grum
maybe there his sox

Röland
Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
you walk around with a woodie all day? no expression

I have to tape it to my leg. weep

Mr. Bacon
Originally posted by Punkyhermy
he wears them like socks. no expression

in the film Superman Returns, i was watching the behind the scenes and the director was specifically refering to the issue. said that supes would have to be wearing them under his shoes all along.
you lost me no expression

Punkyhermy
Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
you walk around with a woodie all day? no expression
omg!

i so totally didn't recognize you!

What the f**k?

-X-Dr.Gonzo-X-
Originally posted by silver_tears
If you were shot in a kidney. doped



Me too. weep Not even then

silver_tears

-X-Dr.Gonzo-X-

Punkyhermy
Originally posted by silver_tears
Rejected, they specifically look like leather boots. mhm



Lucky you? ermm

he wears shoes bigger than his size.

silver_tears
Originally posted by Punkyhermy
he wears shoes bigger than his size.

Hmmm possible. hmm

Spearhead
You're asking how Superman does weird, amazing things?

Why, it's because he's Superman, silly.

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