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We are the mighty Lords of Smizasch! Come one come all to witness our Glory!!

ROLL CALL!!!!!!

i'm here

Psyquis lord of the winter seed and harvester of dachsunds.

And where is our faithful Compadre, Badabing, my brother?

Originally posted by Rick/Genis
And where is our faithful Compadre, Badabing, my brother? Parading the straights of Japan. What else dear brother.

no one gives aSHIT

Badabing, Italian Warrior.

Originally posted by SelphieT
i'm here Who is this?

What realm art thou from?

Sound off! Thou strange small person you!

Originally posted by FG725
no one gives aSHIT

Wow. You are just not nice are you. I mean I rep Blackheart but you're just a @#$%-face.

MWA HA HA! You're Kilt is blinding thine eyes, good brother! Now that we are all here! We shall dominate this kingdom.

As for mister "nobody gives a shit":

You gave a shit enough to read what we wrote, so suck on that!

Originally posted by badabing
Badabing, Italian Warrior. Welcome warrior! Barer of great swordsmanship and lethal...




















Things.

Originally posted by Rick/Genis
MWA HA HA! You're Kilt is blinding thine eyes, good brother! Now that we are all here! We shall dominate this kingdom.

As for mister "nobody gives a shit":

You gave a shit enough to read what we wrote, so suck on that! And suck on moth balls.

Our combined power shall sweep through the KMC.

Originally posted by badabing
Our combined power shall sweep through the KMC. And we will devour all their gummi Bears!




and Worms!










and Klondike bars!











Yay!

Have either of you 'cats' checked me out on the Battle#5?

Do either of you think that my approach is...

I dunno...



Pathetic.

I'll give it a read.

Originally posted by Psyquis52
Wow. You are just not nice are you. I mean I rep Blackheart but you're just a @#$%-face.
Well yeah I'm one of the otf people what'd you expect?

What is battle 5 Good Brother?

I don't know what OTF means... I generally spell out all my words, so sorry.

Originally posted by FG725
Well yeah I'm one of the otf people what'd you expect?

Good point.

What is battle 5 Good Brother?

Check out the comic book versus thread. There you shall find Battle #5 and see my not entirely awe inspiring rebuttal.

I'm in a tournament with Grey Fox as my partner.

Originally posted by Rick/Genis
I don't know what OTF means... I generally spell out all my words, so sorry. Old Toe Fungus?

I thought your points were well made. Adam Warlock seems to be steamed a bit. I saw that he apologized on the Magiks thread.

What the are you guys doing out of the versus forum?

Originally posted by badabing
I thought your points were well made. Adam Warlock seems to be steamed a bit. I saw that he apologized on the Magiks thread. I bet I frustrated him at first, and I probably still do but then again I try to keep it fresh by not taking the tournament seriously.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
What the are you guys doing out of the versus forum? We heard they were giving out solid prints of celebrity poops and thought we'd drop in.

What about you?

Would you like an autograph from the almightly lords of smizasch, madam?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
What the are you guys doing out of the versus forum?
We're expanding our minds.
albert

Originally posted by Psyquis52
We heard they were giving out solid prints of celebrity poops and thought we'd drop in.

What about you?

I live here.

Just don't do anything to embarrass me.tongue12

Originally posted by Rick/Genis
Would you like an autograph from the almightly lords of smizasch, madam? Lords?

Wow. I always kind of pictured myslef as more of a unnatural source of destruction but Lord is good.

Originally posted by badabing
We're expanding our minds.
albert Not likely.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I live here.

Just don't do anything to embarrass me.tongue12

Like what?

I'm not embarrasing am I guys?

We are now lords, as dubbed by Rick/Genis, Master of all things Manly, and a manipulator of all kinds of cheese (Except Havarti, that stuff is gross!)

bananas2

Originally posted by Rick/Genis
We are now lords, as dubbed by Rick/Genis, Master of all things Manly, and a manipulator of all kinds of cheese (Except Havarti, that stuff is gross!) Hah! That's great.

And as for you badabing.

Always making the bananas dance. You are evil.

Those Banana's are SO banned from this place!!! No more lord Badabing, my brother, you know how greatly it disturbs me to watch those kryptonotic Banana's work their black magicks!

Okay. evil_lemon

you...... are....... EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!


Although I must say I don't mind him as much... hm..

Originally posted by badabing
Okay. evil_lemon


What the...wait a minute. That's just a fat banana! You can't fool me.

Well, you truly are a lord of Smizasch, Psyquis!

Originally posted by Rick/Genis
Well, you truly are a lord of Smizasch, Psyquis! As are you my fine feathered friend.


Wait. Where am I?

Originally posted by Psyquis52
What the...wait a minute. That's just a fat banana! You can't fool me.
It's actually the Evil Lemon Dance. Check the PMs that I sent you and Rick.

I did, thanks! I shall be using these in the future... When I get internet

So I have an Announcement to make to all our audience members:


........ a secret must be told.

The Magic Bullet that shot from Oswalds gun?...... heh.... let's just say the LORDS OF SMIZASCH were involved!!! MWA HA HA HA HA!!!!

Originally posted by badabing
It's actually the Evil Lemon Dance. Check the PMs that I sent you and Rick. Obviously you are a lord of Smizasch.

Originally posted by Rick/Genis
I did, thanks! I shall be using these in the future... When I get internet

So I have an Announcement to make to all our audience members:


........ a secret must be told.

The Magic Bullet that shot from Oswalds gun?...... heh.... let's just say the LORDS OF SMIZASCH were involved!!! MWA HA HA HA HA!!!!

Shut up! You fool! You're letting them know everything!candylove

My fellow Lords, I must be off to bed. I have a lot of chaos to plan. Good night Lords.

Good night fellow lord. May feathers dance on your severed head.

And may you thrive betwixed the earthen flame of..... fire and...... stuff...

Can I Puh-LEEEEEEEEEEASE give out one more secret?

Originally posted by Rick/Genis
Can I Puh-LEEEEEEEEEEASE give out one more secret? Yes.

Heh... you guys know that... heh.. heh heh... forbidden fruit that Eve eats? Heh he he hoo hoo haha..... Yeah... that snake? Mwa! heh heh..... riiiiiiight... satan... riiiiight. That's all I'll say HAHAHA it's just too much HOO HOO HOO HAHA!!

Who all is reading what we write? I mean... we're the only people that matter... but who is reading our crock of.... TRUTH?

Originally posted by Rick/Genis
Heh... you guys know that... heh.. heh heh... forbidden fruit that Eve eats? Heh he he hoo hoo haha..... Yeah... that snake? Mwa! heh heh..... riiiiiiight... satan... riiiiight. That's all I'll say HAHAHA it's just too much HOO HOO HOO HAHA!! runaway2

Originally posted by Rick/Genis
Who all is reading what we write? I mean... we're the only people that matter... but who is reading our crock of.... TRUTH? For that matter...who is eating our crock of....MEAT?

you know you love it!

I'm beginning to think it's just us... hahaha

Originally posted by Rick/Genis
you know you love it! You're right. I love meat and bad stuff and chaos and I love turban pudding and Ninja pudding and poison pudding and tapioca pudding.

I can't believe all of America thinks that Neil Armstrong was the first man on the moon when everyone in there right mind knows it was the Lords of.... who? oh right! SMIZASCH

And everyone thinks that Godzilla is just a guy in a suit!


You fools. It's us in a suit! You fools.

Originally posted by Rick/Genis
I'm beginning to think it's just us... hahaha I believe you're right and yet we have 3 pages already. Holy crap.

God we're awesome! I don't like patting myself on the back but.... eh.. I'm lying! I love patting myself on the back! And why not!? We are SMIZASCH!!

Originally posted by Rick/Genis
God we're awesome! I don't like patting myself on the back but.... eh.. I'm lying! I love patting myself on the back! And why not!? We are SMIZASCH!! I can't pat myself on the back.

Gives me acne and indigestion.

Hahaha!

We're going to get so annoying on the forum. I see it coming from a mile away! Remember how pissed people got about me constantly talking about Godzilla?

Originally posted by Rick/Genis
Hahaha!

We're going to get so annoying on the forum. I see it coming from a mile away! Remember how pissed people got about me constantly talking about Godzilla? But that was funny shit! How can they be annoyed when we're so entertaining?

I have no Idea... but people tend to be on the rather stupid side, you ask me...

Originally posted by Rick/Genis
I have no Idea... but people tend to be on the rather stupid side, you ask me... I did ask you and you answered. Sure fire proof that you aren't stupid.

Hahahaha Man we're awesome! We'll be asked to Join the Green Lantern Corps. in NO time!!! And then We'll DENY THEM!!! MWA HA HA HA HA!!! Okay... I could never deny them....

Originally posted by Rick/Genis
Hahahaha Man we're awesome! We'll be asked to Join the Green Lantern Corps. in NO time!!! And then We'll DENY THEM!!! MWA HA HA HA HA!!! Okay... I could never deny them.... Nope. Can't deny.

By the way. Are you laughing as hard as I am right now?

It's a possibility... I'm laughing like crazy... We must be so annoying in other peoples eyes...

There's not but 2 other people here other than us.

Are you serious!? Dude... people are going to get up in the "morning" and be like:

"What the !@#$ Happened to our FORUM!!!"

Originally posted by Rick/Genis
Are you serious!? Dude... people are going to get up in the "morning" and be like:

"What the !@#$ Happened to our FORUM!!!" And we'll say, "I pooped on it."

True Dat Yo!

I'm racing to keep up with you man. You are everywhere!

That's the idea!! MW AHA HA HA HA!!!

Well it's working MWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHASHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HASHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.


There's a couple of S's in there and my arms hurt.

It's cool, it's cool!

No it's not!

I think my arm is falling off!

Seriously!


*arm tears off and runs away on two little feet*


That's a little embarrasing. I should have seen it coming.

Don't worry.. it will grow back in a day! CRAP I gotta go soon

Originally posted by Rick/Genis
Don't worry.. it will grow back in a day! CRAP I gotta go soon I'll miss you while you're gone.







Wait. That sounded gay didn't it.

Totally... but I find it so hard to quit you, so it's okay.

It's hard to quit smoking too.

And heroine
and coffee
and coca-cola
and battery acid
and floric acid
and fisces
and Pisces
and cancer but that's sad.

I'm going to get cancer... I already think I have Testicular Cancer... but that's comedy for another day!

Originally posted by Rick/Genis
I'm going to get cancer... I already think I have Testicular Cancer... but that's comedy for another day! Really?

Who was checking?

Ba-dump!

You don't remember doing it yourself!?

OHHHHHHHHHHH!

Originally posted by Rick/Genis
You don't remember doing it yourself!?

OHHHHHHHHHHH! Wow! I got burned.

what is this thread about?

Originally posted by bigbran
what is this thread about? You got me?

You still alive Rick or do you need to get to bed?

Originally posted by bigbran
what is this thread about?

How can you ask a question such as this?

Do you ask a god why he creates?

do you ask a bird why he fly's? Or a fish how he swims?

Do you ask a Murderer why he's insane?

or a sane man why he's....... something?


We are the Triumvirate of Smizasch... that is all that is needed to be known whilst witnessing the sheer beauty of our writing. Come, Mortal... bare witness to:


THE LORDS OF SMIZASCH!!!

Originally posted by Rick/Genis
How can you ask a question such as this?

Do you ask a god why he creates?

do you ask a bird why he fly's? Or a fish how he swims?

Do you ask a Murderer why he's insane?

or a sane man why he's....... something?


We are the Triumvirate of Smizasch... that is all that is needed to be known whilst witnessing the sheer beauty of our writing. Come, Mortal... witness to:


THE LORDS OF SMIZASCH!!! What he said!

wtf?

Originally posted by bigbran
wtf? No.

It's What the @#$%! Now mind your P's and Q's.

Yes, We lords of the high order of Smizasch hate abbreviations!

Originally posted by Psyquis52
No.

It's What the @#$%! Now mind your P's and Q's.
AT, NUMBER SIGN, MONEY SIGN, PERCENTAGE? what does that mean?

Originally posted by bigbran
AT, NUMBER SIGN, MONEY SIGN, PERCENTAGE? what does that mean? It means something fuzzy that doesn't smell good.

About the same meaning as WTF

Originally posted by Rick/Genis
About the same meaning as WTF Except fuzzier.

This arguement is taking more energy than I thought.

I'm having a pretty hard time coming up with what to say next.

I think I have to go... damn! Twas fun!

Originally posted by Rick/Genis
I think I have to go... damn! Twas fun! Twas fun. I'll catch you later Rick.

Nice seeing you again.

yeah, it was great! See you... I hope I get to go on more often!

This club sucks and puts shame to the cool word known as "Triumvirate".

You suck and so does Doctor Mario, BIZNATCH!

Some comeback. Could your creativity show any more deterioration?

I don't know, have you read any of this thread? You should know what to expect...

Not to mention... if you hate it so much then why are you here?

I'm expressing my opinion.

Last time I checked, you couldn't stop that.

Originally posted by Xavius
I'm expressing my opinion.

Last time I checked, you couldn't stop that.
SILENCE fictional, video game doctor or you shall feel the wrath of my pimp hand!

I missed a lot after I logged off. Damn needing sleep.

I am here to keep it "real," real damn stupid!

Hell yeah. a049

Originally posted by Xavius
I'm expressing my asspinion.

Last time I checked, I couldn't stop my ass in flight.

A video for my fellow Lords.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=psTt1aOflps&search=what%27s%20up

lol

Originally posted by badabing
You are by far the bulkiest and most warrioresque of the Lords of Smizasch!

Originally posted by badabing
SILENCE fictional, video game doctor or you shall feel the wrath of my pimp hand!

Hypocrite.

Originally posted by Xavius
Hypocrite. Nay! He is not a hypocrite! He is Hypoctritees! It's Latin.

Yay! Let's all say big words to try to look smart!

And yes, he is a hypocrite.

Originally posted by Xavius
Yay! Let's all say big words to try to look smart!

And yes, he is a hypocrite.

Actually I was just goofing around. That wasn't real Latin at all.

You're easily offended aren't you?

Originally posted by Psyquis52
Actually I was just goofing around. That wasn't real Latin at all.

You're easily offended aren't you?

You missed the point and . . . No. I just despise stupidity.

Originally posted by Xavius
You missed the point and . . . No. I just despise stupidity. No, I ignored the point and for someone so committed to the disposal of stupidity you don't spend a lot of time selecting your signatures or how to make your stand against it.

Originally posted by Psyquis52
No, I ignored the point and for someone so committed to the disposal of stupidity you don't spend a lot of time selecting your signatures or how to make your stand against it.

You didn't even recognize the point. If so, what was I trying to say then? Since you're so subliminally smart.

And nope . . . Sorry if I don't have the collective time to fight complete morons. Some of us work and have actual activities and shit to complete.

But when I get the spare time, I take a right hook to stupidity and all the people who blindly promote it.

Originally posted by Xavius
You didn't even recognize the point. If so, what was I trying to say then? Since you're so subliminally smart.

And nope . . . Sorry if I don't have the collective time to fight complete morons. Some of us work and have actual activities and shit to complete.

But when I get the spare time, I take a right hook to stupidity and all the people who blindly promote it. Then your right-hooking the wrong people, and if your point is so sub-topical then why don't you just come out and say it instead of flashing yourself about like some kind of higher being.

You impressed noone and insulted a great manny. Effectively changing your point whatever it may be into a moot topic. All most people will ever get out this is that you're offensive and can't keep your mouth shut. That and that you're prone to using four-letter-words.

By the way. I'm at work right now.

I geuss it's easier to leave than face the fact that you made a mistake.

Originally posted by Psyquis52
Then your right-hooking the wrong people, and if your point is so sub-topical then why don't you just come out and say it instead of flashing yourself about like some kind of higher being.

You impressed noone and insulted a great manny. Effectively changing your point whatever it may be into a moot topic. All most people will ever get out this is that you're offensive and can't keep your mouth shut. That and that you're prone to using four-letter-words.

By the way. I'm at work right now.

You didn't answer my question. Hell, you didn't even understand my question. You're going to try to say you got my point when you didn't even pick up my question? Bullshit.

All I need to use is four letter words. Fits your mental capacity, doesn't it?

And no. I'm right hooking the correct people, so you're proving.

It's funny, because you have no idea what you're talking about and I'm watching you trip up in your own little attempt to be Mr. Pseudo Intellectual of the year.

Weak sauce, dude.

Originally posted by Xavius
You didn't answer my question. Hell, you didn't even understand my question. You're going to try to say you got my point when you didn't even pick up my question? Bullshit.

All I need to use is four letter words. Fits your mental capacity, doesn't it?

And no. I'm right hooking the correct people, so you're proving.

It's funny, because you have no idea what you're talking about and I'm watching you trip up in your own little attempt to be Mr. Pseudo Intellectual of the year.

Weak sauce, dude. Sauce. That's Five letters! We're seeing improvement. There's no Pseudo intellect here. Only someone who's crowned himself Hawthorne's immortal Fool-Killer and his bumbling around with a blunt instrument at a fair.

Retire your club caveman! Evolution has taken it's course and empty recourses with vagueries are in the past.
Your delusions of intellect are entertaining at best. Scamper off to those who would turn an ear to your empty recourses.

Originally posted by Psyquis52
Sauce. That's Five letters! We're seeing improvement. There's no Pseudo intellect here. Only someone who's crowned himself Hawthorne's immortal Fool-Killer and his bumbling around with a blunt instrument at a fair.

Retire your club caveman! Evolution has taken it's course and empty recourses with vagueries are in the past.
Your delusions of intellect are entertaining at best. Scamper off to those who would turn an ear to your empty recourses.

Hahaha!

You truly are a Pseudointellectual! It's hilarious sitting here watching you talk about shit you don't even know!

Pseudointellectual defenition

^ This should help you understand exactly what you're practicing. It won't aid you in your course to improve yourself, which won't happen because you're pretty much blinded and up to your neck in your own arrogance and hypocrisy.

You're going to try to sit here and throw a torrent of insults at me when you're flaunting your disgustingly obvious arrogant attitude around?

Especially considering you PRETENDED to understand the principal and primary point of what I said previously, with the unwitty, dull and shoddy-at-best comeback that "You ignored it" which is a complete line of bullshit on several levels.

One is that you didn't ignore me (You're still here going back and forth with me) On a secondary note, you pretended to catch the point and when I initiated the attempt to back that fact up by asking you to define what I meant in my point, you failed to do that, which proved to me that you actually DID NOT catch the point.

You proved to me that you were wrong. Thanks!

Get out of high school, and then try to actually argue with me.

Alright. I'm sorry. I'm not usually like this. Ordinarily there's no way you could drag me into this kind of arguement.

I'm terribly sorry if I've offended you in anyway. If I could take my posts back I would, unfortunately they're out there officially soiling my usually very sunny disposition.

Please feel free to explain whatever it is you would like to. I won't challenge you at all.

I'm serious. I mean every bit of my apology

ok

Originally posted by Psyquis52
I'm serious. I mean every bit of my apology apoligy accepted.

ok

now lets all whatch something we all can enjoy.....



































http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/5892/pukepv7.gif

discusting

Originally posted by Psyquis52
Alright. I'm sorry. I'm not usually like this. Ordinarily there's no way you could drag me into this kind of arguement.

I'm terribly sorry if I've offended you in anyway. If I could take my posts back I would, unfortunately they're out there officially soiling my usually very sunny disposition.

Please feel free to explain whatever it is you would like to. I won't challenge you at all.

It's okay. I guess I was a bit too harsh on you as well. I don't usually act out as far as that goes. I've just been up half the night doing paperwork and such.

So, who wants Oreos?

Originally posted by Xavius
You missed the point and . . . No. I just despise stupidity.
Then how do you live with yourself?

Originally posted by badabing
Then how do you live with yourself?

It's quite easy . . . When you're not stupid.

How is it exactly that we (Lords of Smizasch) are stupid?

Is it because we believe that random is a form of humor? Because that is all that you have ever seen us do.

Not to mention, blatantly telling someone they are stupid and not ever backing it up is generally frowned upon and thought of as weak minded. Food for thought.

Originally posted by Xavius
It's quite easy . . . When you're not stupid.
Dude, you said that you couldn't live with stupidity and I said how do you live with yourself. Get it? It's a joke son. Lighten up. This a good time thread. Don't down our fun.

Here is a video for some random fun. Enjoy my fellow Lords and even the Doctor can watch.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=psTt1aOflps&search=what%27s%20up

Big Bada! I wish I was on more often!

Originally posted by Rick/Genis
How is it exactly that we (Lords of Smizasch) are stupid?

Is it because we believe that random is a form of humor? Because that is all that you have ever seen us do.

Not to mention, blatantly telling someone they are stupid and not ever backing it up is generally frowned upon and thought of as weak minded. Food for thought.

^ That backed it up, dawg.

Originally posted by badabing
Dude, you said that you couldn't live with stupidity and I said how do you live with yourself. Get it? It's a joke son. Lighten up. This a good time thread. Don't down our fun.

That's weird . . . I never mentioned not understand the joke. Hell, you assumed because I answered to it I didn't get it.

That's stupid.

Hah . . . Hahaha!

Originally posted by Xavius
That's weird . . . I never mentioned not understand the joke. Hell, you assumed because I answered to it I didn't get it.

That's stupid.

Hah . . . Hahaha!
Nah ah, you're stupid. You're a stupid head.

Wow . . . This is boring now. Bye.

Xavius, I've trumped your Dr. Mario. Muhahahahaha

Nope.

Wario sucks, therefore, Dr. Mario owns.

Originally posted by Xavius
Nope.

Wario sucks, therefore, Dr. Mario owns.
Luigi owns Mario.
http://www.slightlywarped.com/photoshopfun/winter2005/sincity/77-pluckylump.jpg

Originally posted by Xavius
^ That backed it up, dawg.

Dude, are you freaking serious? THAT'S your comeback? THAT!?

ME: "You can't back up your points as to why you think I'm stupid..."

YOU: "That's why you're stupid!"


You do realize that makes about as much sense as saying "You're an ass"

and someone replying "I ate a cornflake the other day."

I am bumping this just because we are WAY to awesome to be forgotten!!!! MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

Am I going to talk to myself?