Ladies Club
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Lady_Depp
well since theres a gentlemens club y not one for the ladiesssssssssss
hello there ladies how goes it
Syren
I think you missed the point, but that's cool... I'll have an Italian Stallion to go, please eyes
Lady_Depp
haha i think when i was .::. i was in there?? i cnt member but sure i was ryt?
haha kewl.. wud tht br sylvestre?

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Syren
I think you missed the point, but that's cool... I'll have an Italian Stallion to go, please eyes
Mmm Italian. I'll have one of those, 1 large order of sexual chocolate and two Spanish caramels and make it good to go.eyes
Syren
I think I remember you posting... do you recall what the club was for?
Punkyhermy
*walks in*
Hello dahlings.

Syren
And we have ourselves a party w00t
Punkyhermy
ohh...lets have a pool party.

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Syren
And we have ourselves a party w00t
4 women and hundreds of men to chose from. It's like the Playgirl channel but, not gay.droolio
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Flamboyant4Life
Yo
What have we here?hmm
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Punkyhermy
a..man!
Quick you take care of him.
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Itzak
*does nails* ermm
When are you going to stop copying me?

Flamboyant4Life
Back off! I have a shotgun.
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Flamboyant4Life
Back off! I have a shotgun.
Foolish man. We are immortal here.
trinity
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
wave
Aw another chick.
Itzak
Originally posted by LethalFemme
When are you going to stop copying me?
When you stop reading my posts. sneaky2
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Itzak
When you stop reading my posts. sneaky2
*Doesn't read*
Flamboyant4Life
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Foolish man. We are immortal here.
trinity
Oh
Itzak
Originally posted by LethalFemme
*Doesn't read*
*does nails*
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Flamboyant4Life
Oh
Originally posted by Itzak
*does nails*
That's it bring it.a080
Lady_Depp
hahaha
wooo *brings in the drinks* woohooo
Itzak
Originally posted by LethalFemme
That's it bring it.a080
*kicks you in the face* ermm I think I made an improvement. ermm
Wild-Cherry
Ill take an apple martini, please! drool
$noopbert
JIHAD! *Detonates explosive jacket*
Lady_Depp
*gives Wild-Cherry an apple martini* woohoo enjoy *dances around in a circle b4 faintin*
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Itzak
*kicks you in the face* ermm I think I made an improvement. ermm
*Aims better and shoot your knee caps*2guns
$noopbert
Originally posted by LethalFemme
*Aims better and shoot your knee caps*2guns Shh.... Dorian might come in and beat us up.

LethalFemme
Originally posted by $noopbert
Shh.... Dorian might come in and beat us up.
*scatters*

PandoraMomo
I'll take a Malibu
*stares at all the boys*
*shakes head*
Itzak....
$noopbert
Originally posted by LethalFemme
*scatters*

firefirefireph Run for the hills! Leave me behind... etc.
Lady_Depp
*snds over a mailbu to PandoraMomo* and how is you today???
$noopbert
I'm fine.
Oh wait hmm
PandoraMomo
Originally posted by Lady_Depp
*snds over a mailbu to PandoraMomo* and how is you today??? Im good, drooling over ur sig, but good, and you?
Itzak
Originally posted by LethalFemme
*Aims better and shoot your knee caps*2guns
*does the Peter Bump and dodges the bullets* dance
Originally posted by PandoraMomo
I'll take a Malibu
*stares at all the boys*
*shakes head*
Itzak....
....Yes ma'am? dodgy
$noopbert
Originally posted by Itzak
*does the Peter Bump and dodges the bullets* dance
....Yes ma'am? dodgy Itzak, don't stop.

Itzak
Originally posted by $noopbert
Itzak, don't stop.
Why is she still shooting? scared
Can't touch this... dancingman
$noopbert
Originally posted by Itzak
Why is she still shooting? scared
Can't touch this... dancingman
I was just listening to that.
Flamboyant4Life
Originally posted by LethalFemme
That's it bring it.a080
You're dead to me.
greenangel

Hello Ladies~
$noopbert
H-U-S-T-L-E-R Hustlah
You never find a dime that ain't mine mutha****ah
Goal not to be broke and have to stroll like a suckah
So pay what you owe me and don't play with me homie.

PandoraMomo
Originally posted by Itzak
*does the Peter Bump and dodges the bullets* dance
....Yes ma'am? dodgy
you are a very interesting *looks you up and down* creature
$noopbert
Originally posted by PandoraMomo
you are a very interesting *looks you up and down* creature If I were you, I would use Lana to make a monopoly of the KMC Men.
PandoraMomo
Originally posted by $noopbert
If I were you, I would use Lana to make a monopoly of the KMC Men. how do you know we havent already started an underground takeover using our.. um.. talents?
$noopbert
Originally posted by PandoraMomo
how do you know we havent already started an underground takeover using our.. um.. talents? Well, I know it's actually the reverse. ermm You own DarkC.
PandoraMomo
Originally posted by $noopbert
Well, I know it's actually the reverse. ermm You own DarkC.
*whistles* i dont know what you are talking about...
$noopbert
Originally posted by PandoraMomo
*whistles* i dont know what you are talking about...

I do know what you're talking aboot.
PandoraMomo
Originally posted by $noopbert

I do know what you're talking aboot.
please fill me in cuz i have no clue what im thinking at the moment
$noopbert
Originally posted by PandoraMomo
please fill me in cuz i have no clue what im thinking at the moment That you don't know what you're thinking about.

$noopbert
Originally posted by PandoraMomo

movie_gurl2006
so, what do we do here???
Flamboyant4Life
Originally posted by movie_gurl2006
so, what do we do here???
Drink goat's blood.

Lady_Depp
hey hey hey
vaat is goin on over eree...
Lady_Depp
yes goats blood is very nice hahaha

Syren
We partay... that's 'party' with an extra 'a'. Which could stand for something special but I haven't got that far yet.
Maybe.... 'party with extra Awesomeness'?

Mišt
disguiseYes...I like the look of this place...I might stay..
Syren
w00t
By the way, just in case your ego needs the info, I clicked your sig.
Syren
Makes us both morons then

Mišt
Originally posted by Syren
w00t
By the way, just in case your ego needs the info, I clicked your sig.
evillaugh I think it still has some room left to grow...
Originally posted by JaehSkywalker
i did too!
mistw00t
Originally posted by Syren
Makes us both morons then
Yep

Syren
But you still think I'm pretty.
Mišt
Brian: "Why are the pretty ones always so dumb" dodgy
JaehSkywalker
Originally posted by Syren
Makes us both morons then
haha.. lol.. I guess so..
Mišt
Brian said it, not me

Syren
You quoted it. Which, because Brian isn't here, is as bad as you saying it. Plus I need someone to blame.
I hate you mhm
Mišt
I said it completely at random, any connection it had with your post is purely coincidental schmoll
No Christmas cards from me this year thenmhm
Syren
I burn your Christmas cards.
JaehSkywalker
*getting out of this thread..*
leaving you two alone..

have fun!
Mišt
Dont leave me alone with hercry She eats peopleshock
Lady_Depp
hahahaha awww
funny guys
Lady_Depp
its soooooooooo hot omg.. *jumps in pool*
JaehSkywalker
he said that!
s, what'll you do to him?
Mišt
Originally posted by JaehSkywalker
he said that!
s, what'll you do to him?
Yeah...side with her why dont you...sneaky2
JaehSkywalker
haha...
that's life...
*shrugs*
anyone bidding for my side?
Mišt
Pfft, dont even talk to me anymoremhm
Lady_Depp
Originally posted by JaehSkywalker
haha...
that's life...
*shrugs*
anyone bidding for my side?
which side can i have then? the right or the left??

Syren
*burns cards*
mwahaha
PandoraMomo
Originally posted by Lady_Depp
its soooooooooo hot omg.. *jumps in pool*
do we have a pool here?
Mišt
Originally posted by Syren
*burns cards*
mwahaha
cry Those were good Hallmarks...
LethalFemme
*streaks into pool*
PandoraMomo
...and there's my answer... *stares*
Mišt
*also...stares....*...shock
PandoraMomo
Originally posted by LethalFemme
*streaks into pool*
eh, what the hell...*takes off shirt and jumps in*
Mišt
Ill...be....right in.....just gotta do something.....real quick....herbwank
Mišt
Sorry it took so long, had to change my pants....for completely different reasons dodgy
LethalFemme
Originally posted by PandoraMomo
fear
*splashes back*
Why would you do that?cry
PandoraMomo
*hugs* im sorry
LethalFemme
Originally posted by PandoraMomo
*hugs* im sorry

*dunks in water* evillaugh
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by LethalFemme
4 women and hundreds of men to chose from. It's like the Playgirl channel but, not gay.droolio
hysterical
Now that's funny.
PandoraMomo
Originally posted by LethalFemme

*dunks in water* evillaugh
doh
Yeah, I had that one coming.. but i will get you, when you least expect it
*evil laugh*
LethalFemme
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
hysterical
Now that's funny.
I have my moments.flirt111
Originally posted by PandoraMomo
doh
Yeah, I had that one coming.. but i will get you, when you least expect it
*evil laugh*
scared
PandoraMomo
*kicks water at Mist*
Mišt
Dammit, you got my clothes all wetdisgust *takes them off*disgust
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by LethalFemme
I have my moments.flirt111
You sure do hotshot.

Syren
She's mine b!tch *kicks moose in the... uh... hoof?*
LethalFemme
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
You sure do hotshot.
blushing
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Syren
She's mine b!tch *kicks moose in the... uh... hoof?*
Ouch?
I didn't know. I apologize. Can't we share?
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Syren
She's mine b!tch *kicks moose in the... uh... hoof?*
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Ouch?
I didn't know. I apologize. Can't we share?
Ladies, four legged creatures can't we all be friends?eyes
Lady_Depp
haha yes yes we all can be friends..

*spalshes water at everyone*
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Ladies, four legged creatures can't we all be friends?eyes
Five.
I want to...but Kerry can be possessive. When we were together, I had restrictions. It got messy.
fantasygirl
Originally posted by Lady_Depp
haha yes yes we all can be friends..

*spalshes water at everyone* Alright then. It's very nice to meet you.

LethalFemme
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Five.
I want to...but Kerry can be possessive. When we were together, I had restrictions. It got messy.
Five?.....shock.............*moves closer*eyes
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Syren
Like you wouldn't.tongue12
Syren
How 'bout I already did eyes
LethalFemme
Then can you blame me?flirt111
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Five?.....shock.............*moves closer*eyes
Edit
~Da Moose~
Oh, shite, you guys are goin on about Five and I missed it.
LethalFemme
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
teehee...it worked....
*mock concerned voice*
Oh look! Here comes Kerry! We'd better be careful now. Perhaps we should hide under the sheets of this bed.
*plays blonde* If it's for the best.
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by LethalFemme
*plays blonde* If it's for the best.
I totally fukked up why you moved closer in the first place.....buuuuut.....
Yes...it's for the best. *Homer Simpson laugh*
LethalFemme
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I totally fukked up why you moved closer in the first place.....buuuuut.....
Yes...it's for the best. *Homer Simpson laugh*
*backs up* What did you think?
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by LethalFemme
*backs up* What did you think?
If you read back, you'll see what I mean.
LethalFemme
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
If you read back, you'll see what I mean.
Oh I get you and yeah that's why I moved closer.eyes
Syren
Ok leftright
Someone got someone's wires crossed. Ahem.
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Syren
Ok leftright
Someone got someone's wires crossed. Ahem.
What?

Syren
Nothing... you confused Moose. Then I came in the thread and felt a little out of place so I said something weird

PandoraMomo
*pulls Syren into the pool*
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Syren
Nothing... you confused Moose. Then I came in the thread and felt a little out of place so I said something weird
I'm trying too.

Syren
Originally posted by PandoraMomo
*pulls Syren into the pool*
Ooooh... so that's how it is. Has your sister been telling you things about me?

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Oh I get you and yeah that's why I moved closer.eyes
Which makes more sense, of course.
PandoraMomo
*innocent look* i have no clue who or what you are talking about...

LethalFemme
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Which makes more sense, of course.
Well duh.
Syren
Originally posted by PandoraMomo
*innocent look* i have no clue who or what you are talking about...
Yeah, right. She says that shit all the time.
Let's splash one another and giggle in a high pitched manner, our exaggerated antics eventually leading to one or both of us accidentally losing our bikinis.

*splashes*
PandoraMomo
fine by me!
*giggles and splashes water*
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Syren
Yeah, right. She says that shit all the time.
Let's splash one another and giggle in a high pitched manner, our exaggerated antics eventually leading to one or both of us accidentally losing our bikinis.

*splashes*
Duuuuude....that's fukkin hotttttt.....droolio
Syren
Originally posted by PandoraMomo
fine by me!
*giggles and splashes water*
*giggles more and splashes*
Uh-oh...
*over the top whispering*
You know that guy, the one who's hung like a moose?? Don't look now but he's watching us!!
*splash*
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Syren
*giggles more and splashes*
Uh-oh...
*over the top whispering*
You know that guy, the one who's hung like a moose?? Don't look now but he's watching us!!
*splash*
*puts on fake nose and moustache*
disguise2
Good day to you ladies.
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Syren
Yeah, right. She says that shit all the time.
Let's splash one another and giggle in a high pitched manner, our exaggerated antics eventually leading to one or both of us accidentally losing our bikinis.

*splashes*
Can I play even though I already lost mine?

PandoraMomo
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Can I play even though I already lost mine?
*shrugs* why not?
*splashes*
LethalFemme
Originally posted by PandoraMomo
*shrugs* why not?
*splashes*
*splashes*
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Can I play even though I already lost mine?
Dear Lord.....thank you for this bounty. In the days of Jebeziah, you said, 'ask and ye shall receive'. I asketh, and now, with any luck, and a little more wine, I shall receiveth....
Amen.
Lady_Depp
hahahahaha *brings the wine to pool side.. drink up me harteys YO HO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* hahahaha drunk into the pool she falls
hehehe
LethalFemme
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Dear Lord.....thank you for this bounty. In the days of Jebeziah, you said, 'ask and ye shall receive'. I asketh, and now, with any luck, and a little more wine, I shall receiveth....
Amen.
Isn't it customary to eat after prayer?

PandoraMomo
*climbs out of the pool*
I need a drink
*takes off shorts*
better
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Isn't it customary to eat after prayer?
Yes.
Yes it is.
I need a bib.
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