Ladies Club

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Lady_Depp
well since theres a gentlemens club y not one for the ladiesssssssssss

hello there ladies how goes it

Syren
laughing out loud

I think you missed the point, but that's cool... I'll have an Italian Stallion to go, please eyes

Lady_Depp
haha i think when i was .::. i was in there?? i cnt member but sure i was ryt?

haha kewl.. wud tht br sylvestre? wink

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Syren
laughing out loud

I think you missed the point, but that's cool... I'll have an Italian Stallion to go, please eyes

Mmm Italian. I'll have one of those, 1 large order of sexual chocolate and two Spanish caramels and make it good to go.eyes

Syren
I think I remember you posting... do you recall what the club was for?

Punkyhermy
*walks in*

Hello dahlings. big grin

Lady_Depp
i think so haha

Syren
And we have ourselves a party w00t

Punkyhermy
ohh...lets have a pool party.big grin

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Syren
And we have ourselves a party w00t

4 women and hundreds of men to chose from. It's like the Playgirl channel but, not gay.droolio

Flamboyant4Life
Yo

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Flamboyant4Life
Yo

What have we here?hmm

Punkyhermy
a..man!

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Punkyhermy
a..man!

Quick you take care of him.

Itzak
*does nails* ermm

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Itzak
*does nails* ermm

When are you going to stop copying me? stick out tongue

Flamboyant4Life
Back off! I have a shotgun.

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Flamboyant4Life
Back off! I have a shotgun.

Foolish man. We are immortal here.

trinity

Wild-Cherry
wave

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
wave

Aw another chick.

Itzak
Originally posted by LethalFemme
When are you going to stop copying me? stick out tongue

When you stop reading my posts. sneaky2

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Itzak
When you stop reading my posts. sneaky2

*Doesn't read*

Flamboyant4Life
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Foolish man. We are immortal here.

trinity

Oh

Itzak
Originally posted by LethalFemme
*Doesn't read*

*does nails*

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Flamboyant4Life
Oh

Originally posted by Itzak
*does nails*

That's it bring it.a080

Lady_Depp
hahaha
wooo *brings in the drinks* woohooo

Itzak
Originally posted by LethalFemme
That's it bring it.a080

*kicks you in the face* ermm I think I made an improvement. ermm

Wild-Cherry
eek!

Ill take an apple martini, please! drool

$noopbert
JIHAD! *Detonates explosive jacket*

Lady_Depp
*gives Wild-Cherry an apple martini* woohoo enjoy *dances around in a circle b4 faintin*

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Itzak
*kicks you in the face* ermm I think I made an improvement. ermm

*Aims better and shoot your knee caps*2guns

$noopbert
Originally posted by LethalFemme
*Aims better and shoot your knee caps*2guns Shh.... Dorian might come in and beat us up. ninja

LethalFemme
Originally posted by $noopbert
Shh.... Dorian might come in and beat us up. ninja

*scatters*ninja

Lady_Depp
haha jokas

PandoraMomo
I'll take a Malibu
*stares at all the boys*
*shakes head*
Itzak....

$noopbert
Originally posted by LethalFemme
*scatters*ninja firefirefireph Run for the hills! Leave me behind... etc.

Lady_Depp
*snds over a mailbu to PandoraMomo* and how is you today???

$noopbert
I'm fine.











Oh wait hmm

PandoraMomo
Originally posted by Lady_Depp
*snds over a mailbu to PandoraMomo* and how is you today??? Im good, drooling over ur sig, but good, and you?

Itzak
Originally posted by LethalFemme
*Aims better and shoot your knee caps*2guns

*does the Peter Bump and dodges the bullets* dance

Originally posted by PandoraMomo
I'll take a Malibu
*stares at all the boys*
*shakes head*
Itzak....

....Yes ma'am? dodgy

$noopbert
Originally posted by Itzak
*does the Peter Bump and dodges the bullets* dance



....Yes ma'am? dodgy Itzak, don't stop. no expression

Itzak
Originally posted by $noopbert
Itzak, don't stop. no expression

Why is she still shooting? scared

Can't touch this... dancingman

$noopbert
Originally posted by Itzak
Why is she still shooting? scared

Can't touch this... dancingman

I was just listening to that.

Flamboyant4Life
Originally posted by LethalFemme
That's it bring it.a080

You're dead to me.

greenangel
smile Hello Ladies~

$noopbert
H-U-S-T-L-E-R Hustlah
You never find a dime that ain't mine mutha****ah
Goal not to be broke and have to stroll like a suckah
So pay what you owe me and don't play with me homie.

no expression

PandoraMomo
Originally posted by Itzak
*does the Peter Bump and dodges the bullets* dance



....Yes ma'am? dodgy
you are a very interesting *looks you up and down* creature

$noopbert
Originally posted by PandoraMomo
you are a very interesting *looks you up and down* creature If I were you, I would use Lana to make a monopoly of the KMC Men.

PandoraMomo
Originally posted by $noopbert
If I were you, I would use Lana to make a monopoly of the KMC Men. how do you know we havent already started an underground takeover using our.. um.. talents?

$noopbert
Originally posted by PandoraMomo
how do you know we havent already started an underground takeover using our.. um.. talents? Well, I know it's actually the reverse. ermm You own DarkC.

PandoraMomo
Originally posted by $noopbert
Well, I know it's actually the reverse. ermm You own DarkC.
*whistles* i dont know what you are talking about...

$noopbert
Originally posted by PandoraMomo
*whistles* i dont know what you are talking about... whistle I do know what you're talking aboot.

PandoraMomo
Originally posted by $noopbert
whistle I do know what you're talking aboot.
please fill me in cuz i have no clue what im thinking at the moment

$noopbert
Originally posted by PandoraMomo
please fill me in cuz i have no clue what im thinking at the moment That you don't know what you're thinking about. confused

PandoraMomo
stick out tongue

$noopbert
Originally posted by PandoraMomo
stick out tongue wink

movie_gurl2006
so, what do we do here???

Flamboyant4Life
Originally posted by movie_gurl2006
so, what do we do here???

Drink goat's blood. no expression

Lady_Depp
hey hey hey
vaat is goin on over eree...

Lady_Depp
yes goats blood is very nice hahaha stick out tongue

Syren
We partay... that's 'party' with an extra 'a'. Which could stand for something special but I haven't got that far yet.

Maybe.... 'party with extra Awesomeness'? eek!

Mišt
disguiseYes...I like the look of this place...I might stay..

Syren
w00t

By the way, just in case your ego needs the info, I clicked your sig.

JaehSkywalker
i did too!

Syren
Makes us both morons then stick out tongue

Mišt
Originally posted by Syren
w00t

By the way, just in case your ego needs the info, I clicked your sig.

evillaugh I think it still has some room left to grow...

Originally posted by JaehSkywalker
i did too!

mistw00t

Originally posted by Syren
Makes us both morons then stick out tongue

Yep smokin'

Syren
But you still think I'm pretty.

Mišt
Brian: "Why are the pretty ones always so dumb" dodgy

Syren
mad

JaehSkywalker
Originally posted by Syren
Makes us both morons then stick out tongue

haha.. lol.. I guess so..

Mišt
Brian said it, not me mad

Syren
You quoted it. Which, because Brian isn't here, is as bad as you saying it. Plus I need someone to blame.

I hate you mhm

Mišt
I said it completely at random, any connection it had with your post is purely coincidental schmoll

No Christmas cards from me this year thenmhm

Syren
I burn your Christmas cards.

Mišt
shockYou didnt!

JaehSkywalker
*getting out of this thread..*

leaving you two alone.. big grin have fun!

Mišt
Dont leave me alone with hercry She eats peopleshock

Lady_Depp
hahahaha awww
funny guys

Lady_Depp
its soooooooooo hot omg.. *jumps in pool*

JaehSkywalker
he said that!

s, what'll you do to him?

Mišt
Originally posted by JaehSkywalker
he said that!

s, what'll you do to him?

Yeah...side with her why dont you...sneaky2

JaehSkywalker
haha...

that's life...

*shrugs*

anyone bidding for my side?

Mišt
Pfft, dont even talk to me anymoremhm

Lady_Depp
Originally posted by JaehSkywalker
haha...

that's life...

*shrugs*

anyone bidding for my side?

which side can i have then? the right or the left?? stick out tongue

Syren
*burns cards*

mwahaha

PandoraMomo
Originally posted by Lady_Depp
its soooooooooo hot omg.. *jumps in pool*
do we have a pool here?

Mišt
Originally posted by Syren
*burns cards*

mwahaha

cry Those were good Hallmarks...

LethalFemme
*streaks into pool*

PandoraMomo
...and there's my answer... *stares*

Mišt
*also...stares....*...shock

PandoraMomo
Originally posted by LethalFemme
*streaks into pool*
eh, what the hell...*takes off shirt and jumps in*

Mišt
Ill...be....right in.....just gotta do something.....real quick....herbwank

LethalFemme

PandoraMomo

Mišt
Sorry it took so long, had to change my pants....for completely different reasons dodgy

LethalFemme
Originally posted by PandoraMomo
fear





*splashes back*

Why would you do that?cry

PandoraMomo
*hugs* im sorry

LethalFemme
Originally posted by PandoraMomo
*hugs* im sorry

shifty *dunks in water* evillaugh

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by LethalFemme
4 women and hundreds of men to chose from. It's like the Playgirl channel but, not gay.droolio

hysterical

Now that's funny.

PandoraMomo
Originally posted by LethalFemme
shifty *dunks in water* evillaugh
doh
Yeah, I had that one coming.. but i will get you, when you least expect it
*evil laugh*

LethalFemme
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
hysterical

Now that's funny.

I have my moments.flirt111

Originally posted by PandoraMomo
doh
Yeah, I had that one coming.. but i will get you, when you least expect it
*evil laugh*

scared

PandoraMomo
*swims*

LethalFemme
*dives*

Mišt
*watches*

PandoraMomo
*kicks water at Mist*

Syren
*synchronises*

Mišt
Dammit, you got my clothes all wetdisgust *takes them off*disgust

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by LethalFemme
I have my moments.flirt111





You sure do hotshot. love

Syren
She's mine b!tch *kicks moose in the... uh... hoof?*

LethalFemme
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
You sure do hotshot. love

blushing

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Syren
She's mine b!tch *kicks moose in the... uh... hoof?*

Ouch?

I didn't know. I apologize. Can't we share?

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Syren
She's mine b!tch *kicks moose in the... uh... hoof?*

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Ouch?

I didn't know. I apologize. Can't we share?

Ladies, four legged creatures can't we all be friends?eyes

Lady_Depp
haha yes yes we all can be friends.. big grin
*spalshes water at everyone*

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Ladies, four legged creatures can't we all be friends?eyes

Five.


I want to...but Kerry can be possessive. When we were together, I had restrictions. It got messy.

fantasygirl
Originally posted by Lady_Depp
haha yes yes we all can be friends.. big grin
*spalshes water at everyone* Alright then. It's very nice to meet you. stick out tongue

LethalFemme
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Five.


I want to...but Kerry can be possessive. When we were together, I had restrictions. It got messy.

Five?.....shock.............*moves closer*eyes

Syren
laughing

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Syren
laughing

Like you wouldn't.tongue12

Syren
How 'bout I already did eyes

LethalFemme
Then can you blame me?flirt111

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Five?.....shock.............*moves closer*eyes

Edit

~Da Moose~
Oh, shite, you guys are goin on about Five and I missed it.

LethalFemme
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
teehee...it worked....

*mock concerned voice*
Oh look! Here comes Kerry! We'd better be careful now. Perhaps we should hide under the sheets of this bed.

*plays blonde* If it's for the best.

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by LethalFemme
*plays blonde* If it's for the best.

I totally fukked up why you moved closer in the first place.....buuuuut.....


Yes...it's for the best. *Homer Simpson laugh*

LethalFemme
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I totally fukked up why you moved closer in the first place.....buuuuut.....


Yes...it's for the best. *Homer Simpson laugh*

*backs up* What did you think?

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by LethalFemme
*backs up* What did you think?

If you read back, you'll see what I mean.

LethalFemme
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
If you read back, you'll see what I mean.

Oh I get you and yeah that's why I moved closer.eyes

Syren
Ok leftright

Someone got someone's wires crossed. Ahem.

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Syren
Ok leftright

Someone got someone's wires crossed. Ahem.

What?confused

Syren
Nothing... you confused Moose. Then I came in the thread and felt a little out of place so I said something weird big grin

PandoraMomo
*pulls Syren into the pool*

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Syren
Nothing... you confused Moose. Then I came in the thread and felt a little out of place so I said something weird big grin

I'm trying too.stick out tongue

Syren
Originally posted by PandoraMomo
*pulls Syren into the pool*

eek!

Ooooh... so that's how it is. Has your sister been telling you things about me?

ninja

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Oh I get you and yeah that's why I moved closer.eyes

Which makes more sense, of course.

PandoraMomo
*innocent look* i have no clue who or what you are talking about... angel

LethalFemme
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Which makes more sense, of course.

Well duh.

Syren
Originally posted by PandoraMomo
*innocent look* i have no clue who or what you are talking about... angel

Yeah, right. She says that shit all the time.

Let's splash one another and giggle in a high pitched manner, our exaggerated antics eventually leading to one or both of us accidentally losing our bikinis.

eek! *splashes*

PandoraMomo
fine by me!
*giggles and splashes water*

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Syren
Yeah, right. She says that shit all the time.

Let's splash one another and giggle in a high pitched manner, our exaggerated antics eventually leading to one or both of us accidentally losing our bikinis.

eek! *splashes*


Duuuuude....that's fukkin hotttttt.....droolio

Syren
Originally posted by PandoraMomo
fine by me!
*giggles and splashes water*

*giggles more and splashes*

Uh-oh...

*over the top whispering*

You know that guy, the one who's hung like a moose?? Don't look now but he's watching us!!

*splash*

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Syren
*giggles more and splashes*

Uh-oh...

*over the top whispering*

You know that guy, the one who's hung like a moose?? Don't look now but he's watching us!!

*splash*

*puts on fake nose and moustache*
disguise2

Good day to you ladies.

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Syren
Yeah, right. She says that shit all the time.

Let's splash one another and giggle in a high pitched manner, our exaggerated antics eventually leading to one or both of us accidentally losing our bikinis.

eek! *splashes*

Can I play even though I already lost mine?embarrasment

PandoraMomo
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Can I play even though I already lost mine?embarrasment
*shrugs* why not?
*splashes*

LethalFemme
Originally posted by PandoraMomo
*shrugs* why not?
*splashes*

*splashes*

PandoraMomo
*giggles*

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Can I play even though I already lost mine?embarrasment

Dear Lord.....thank you for this bounty. In the days of Jebeziah, you said, 'ask and ye shall receive'. I asketh, and now, with any luck, and a little more wine, I shall receiveth....

Amen.

Lady_Depp
hahahahaha *brings the wine to pool side.. drink up me harteys YO HO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* hahahaha drunk into the pool she falls

hehehe

LethalFemme
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Dear Lord.....thank you for this bounty. In the days of Jebeziah, you said, 'ask and ye shall receive'. I asketh, and now, with any luck, and a little more wine, I shall receiveth....

Amen.

Isn't it customary to eat after prayer?shifty

PandoraMomo
*climbs out of the pool*
I need a drink
*takes off shorts*
better

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Isn't it customary to eat after prayer?shifty

Yes.


Yes it is.

I need a bib.

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