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Gah! This saturday I have to go with my dad to a company picnic. "Schmooz" or whatever he said with my future bosses. My dad's been with the company for around 30 years, and it happens to be the best paying in the region for minors, which means I'm nearly guarenteed a good job, but this picnic is one of those things I can't screw up at. Damnit ermm

Be professional, yet personable.

Wear something conservative.

Originally posted by DarkC
Wear something conservative. Damn, alright. But the best conservative thing I have has a stain on it

Go naked ...

Buy something?

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
Go naked ...
must I quote myself ?

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
must I quote myself ? Yes.

Originally posted by DarkC
Buy something? Eh.. I am. A haircut before I go.

Originally posted by $noopbert
Yes.

oh ...


well ..go with confidence and pride.

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
oh ...


well ..go with confidence and pride.

what makes you think your going to 'screw up'?

Lack of confidence.

nothing to be scared of .They dont know you , and they cant (but probly ) will judged you...so...dont eat like a piggy , say 'please', 'thank you' , 'no thank you im vegan'..and youll be fine...

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
nothing to be scared of .They dont know you , and they cant (but probly ) will judged you...so...dont eat like a piggy , say 'please', 'thank you' , 'no thank you im vegan'..and youll be fine... I'm not doing that "No thank you I'm vegan stuff". tongue12

I don't give a shit. dancingman

Originally posted by Bloigen
I don't give a shit. dancingman That's nice You deep throated LethalFemme.

Originally posted by $noopbert
That's nice You deep throated LethalFemme.

It is? I did?

Originally posted by Bloigen
It is? I did? Yes.

Originally posted by $noopbert
Yes.

Excellent.

you men and your balls
is that all you think about



jk

Originally posted by $noopbert
I'm not doing that "No thank you I'm vegan stuff". tongue12

ow sadwalk...

Lotsa good advice on here all ready. Just act normal, decent and kind. It's just a picknick afterall, how hard can it be to prevent yourself from making an ass outta yourself for a few hours?

Originally posted by Pandemoniac
Lotsa good advice on here all ready. Just act normal, decent and kind. It's just a picknick afterall, how hard can it be to prevent yourself from making an ass outta yourself for a few hours? Good point.

act nonchalant

Don't go!

Act retarded and they'll give you a job out of pityw00t

be yourself (by that i mean let all of your good qualities show through and quell the bad ones)
jk
be yourself
if its meant to be then it will be

You can also give the boss head.

Originally posted by Flamboyant4Life
You can also give the boss head.

Aww gee, my boss has a vagina. jk

Don't ever get nervous. Be calm and act like you're getting paid to do this . . .

Because In all techincal reality, you are going to get paid for this.