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Ever think about that? shock

If we had to be the ones to have the kids and what it would be like? scared




























I'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy. Restaurants would include ice and I think I'd die giving birth

Uh...

Do I hear "C-Section"?

hmm...

not possible... *coz of organs and stuff*
doesn't look right..
yuck....

Nope, sorry. Alreadly seen this movie

I'd so have my (man) tubes tied.

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
i don't think men could handle it
sorry guys

Originally posted by JaehSkywalker
hmm...

not possible... *coz of organs and stuff*
doesn't look right..
yuck....

I know that

It's just a thought of what it would be like


Women, would mostly leave us things would change like that


Originally posted by LanceWindu
I'd so have my (man) tubes tied.

I hear yeah

If a male were able to give birth, he would die becuase of the simple fact that he wouldnt be able to take the pain.

Originally posted by natashia
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
i don't think men could handle it
sorry guys


I have no doubt about that

A Baby Popping out of the Foreskin.

Sounds, mysterious

sounds gross and funny to me
also a feeling of pity for the poor sap giving birth.
if men could have kids there would be few to none.

I'm not really thinking about the birth. I'm thinking more about the changes that would happen.


Men pretty much rule the earth (no offence ladies). B/c of that, there'd would be a cure for stretch marks. Morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem. just things like that would happen

Isn't this kind of like what if men were A-sexual?

boYs.. always so very curious...

I think Leo secretly wants to be the first male to get pregnant.

shifty

that would be a painful birth.



and there would be alot more babies in the world

How would the babies get out they would have to come out like the chestbursters in Alien

iwww...

No Way in. We men are the shooters.

Originally posted by Psyquis52
Isn't this kind of like what if men were A-sexual?


No.


Originally posted by Penelope
I think Leo secretly wants to be the first male to get pregnant.

shifty

No, I was just taking to some girls today and they brought it up. I had a good laugh about it and I was just wondering what other people thought would change.


It was hilarious talk

hmm.. good thing to talk about at school..

The world would be a better place.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
I'd so have my (man) tubes tied.



I gotta put a ditto on that.

What if men could get pregnant? Well.... I'd by slash happy slash pissed on several reasons. I'd be happy because finally I could can some weight. I'd be pissed because how the hell is that thing getting out of me if I go into labor in a taxi cab? Can't perform a C-Section there!

um, a guy getting pregnant? go ahead, doesn't bug me. But I'm still having a baby.

i would not get pregnat

We'd shit the baby... ermm

Hmm, would probably make a good Arnold Schwarzenegger/Danny DeVito movie.

i'd be Celebit(sp?)

Originally posted by Leo.M
Ever think about that? shock

If we had to be the ones to have the kids and what it would be like? scared




























I'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy. Restaurants would include ice and I think I'd die giving birth If I could experience pregnancy, I'll have periods. Therefore, I could FINALLY win at an argument!

Originally posted by Leo.M
Ever think about that? shock

If we had to be the ones to have the kids and what it would be like? scared




























I'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy. Restaurants would include ice and I think I'd die giving birth My kids would own your kids. so i win.

We would die; men do not have the pain tolerance that women do.

Men would become Sissy's and talk about love and life all damn day long.

They'd Max Credit Cards out and spend all the money.

They'd want to Redecorate everything.

Thats what would happen if men could become pregnant.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Men would become Sissy's and talk about love and life all damn day long.

They'd Max Credit Cards out and spend all the money.

They'd want to Redecorate everything.

Thats what would happen if men could become pregnant. Shit. I do all of that...



*runs to store and grabs a pregnancy test*

Originally posted by Leo.M
Ever think about that? shock

If we had to be the ones to have the kids and what it would be like? scared




























I'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy. Restaurants would include ice and I think I'd die giving birth

Then ~Da Rev~ and I would have lots of kids together.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Men would become Sissy's and talk about love and life all damn day long.

They'd Max Credit Cards out and spend all the money.

They'd want to Redecorate everything.

Thats what would happen if men could become pregnant. And lets not forget that arrogance women have.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Men would become Sissy's and talk about love and life all damn day long.

They'd Max Credit Cards out and spend all the money.

They'd want to Redecorate everything.

Thats what would happen if men could become pregnant.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Then ~Da Rev~ and I would have lots of kids together. This is true.

Dear Lord... what a horrid thought to contemplate... and where would the little bugger come out?

http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/6797/sign7bz.png

There would be a lot better tv line up during the day.haha

Originally posted by Arcana
Dear Lord... what a horrid thought to contemplate... and where would the little bugger come out?

http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/6797/sign7bz.png Pee-hole.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
This is true.

But they would be handsome lil buggers.

Or beautiful lil ladies, if they took after you, their mommy.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
But they would be handsome lil buggers.

Or beautiful lil ladies, if they took after you, their mommy. Well, they'd be prostitutes either way.

They'd Also Have Antlers. But they;d be hung like a Moose.

God a Man would go through labour for a day just to get the Shlang our if it was Maynard and Moose's Baby.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Well, they'd be prostitutes either way.

Or Porn stars.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
They'd Also Have Antlers. But they;d be hung like a Moose.

God a Man would go through labour for a day just to get the Shlang our if it was Maynard and Moose's Baby. hmm trueOriginally posted by ~Da Moose~
Or Porn stars. My child will not be a porn star


Prostitutes glare

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Or Porn stars. hm Maybe...

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
They'd Also Have Antlers. But they;d be hung like a Moose.

God a Man would go through labour for a day just to get the Shlang our if it was Maynard and Moose's Baby.

I understood some of that.

'Get the shlang our if it was Maynard and Moose's Baby' really fukked me over though.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Well, they'd be prostitutes either way.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
They'd Also Have Antlers. But they;d be hung like a Moose.

God a Man would go through labour for a day just to get the Shlang our if it was Maynard and Moose's Baby.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Or Porn stars.

Wow I'll love coming right in the middle of conversation between the men on this site. You never know what they're gonna say.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
hmm true My child will not be a porn star


Prostitutes glare

Ok Ok, prostitutes...but they have to go to college.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I understood some of that.

'Get the shlang our if it was Maynard and Moose's Baby' really fukked me over though. It's called, 'Anti-spellcheck syndrome'.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Ok Ok, prostitutes...but they have to go to college. Fine, but you have to use your money that you got from the beastiality circuit.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Fine, but you have to use your money that you got from the beastiality circuit.

Why should I have to do that? YOU use the money from that Bukkake tour you were on.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Why should I have to do that? YOU use the money from that Bukkake tour you were on. You know i have to pay for my grandmama's dentures.

shock

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
You know i have to pay for my grandmama's dentures.

Let her go without. Her clients like it better without them.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Let her go without. Her clients like it better without them.

clapping

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Let her go without. Her clients like it better without them. Yeah, I guess we can split the cost. I guess i can dip into our gay porn productions money fund.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Let her go without. Her clients like it better without them.

oh dear Jebus ...

Originally posted by LethalFemme
clapping


Thankya verry much.....

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Yeah, I guess we can split the cost. I guess i can dip into our gay porn productions money fund.

Or do the smart thing and whore the baby out. People will be so interested in seeing the baby you can make a killing off the kid. With that money you can pay for college, life insurance and have enough cash left over for yours truly.eyes

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Yeah, I guess we can split the cost. I guess i can dip into our gay porn productions money fund.

Ha ha ha. Dip in - Gay Porn. You're punny.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Or do the smart thing and whore the baby out. People will be so interested in seeing the baby you can make a killing off the kid. With that money you can pay for college, life insurance and have enough cash left over for yours truly.eyes hmm I can't think in this condition


*rubs nipples*

Much better hmm

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Ha ha ha. Dip in - Gay Porn. You're punny.


I know lookaround.

It took me a good 4 hours to think of.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Thankya verry much.....

I figured I owed you at least that.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
hmm I can't think in this condition


*rubs nipples*

Much better hmm




I know lookaround.

It took me a good 4 hours to think of.

*puts mouth on nipples* Better or worse?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Or do the smart thing and whore the baby out. People will be so interested in seeing the baby you can make a killing off the kid. With that money you can pay for college, life insurance and have enough cash left over for yours truly.eyes

We're not freaks you know. We won't exploit our love child for money.

Oh, Alex, Trojan called about the naming rights to junior.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
*puts mouth on nipples* Better or worse? Less teeth scaredOriginally posted by ~Da Moose~
We're not freaks you know. We won't exploit our love child for money.

Oh, Alex, Trojan called about the naming rights to junior. What did they propose?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
We're not freaks you know. We won't exploit our love child for money.

Oh, Alex, Trojan called about the naming rights to junior.

Fine all I'm saying is think of what best for the baby. You and Alex have lucrative incomes but, your careers as man whores won't last forever.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Less teeth scared What did they propose?

*suck s nipple* How about now?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Fine all I'm saying is think of what best for the baby. You and Alex have lucrative incomes but, your careers as man whores won't last forever. What@?!!?!?! cry

Originally posted by LethalFemme
*suck s nipple* How about now? Slightly better

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
What did they propose?


They won't talk to me. They wanted the lady of the house.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
They won't talk to me. They wanted the lady of the house. I hope they go with Tree Trunk Charlie.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
What@?!!?!?! cry

Well I didn't want to say anything but, Stefano called he said he's dropping you rate to a flat fee. No more extra cash for performing such acts as The Dirty Sanchez, Filthy Ramirez, Chili Dog, or Reverse Dolphin. They're all part of your standard routine now.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Fine all I'm saying is think of what best for the baby. You and Alex have lucrative incomes but, your careers as man whores won't last forever.

The hell they won't.

At least, my will. I found the elixir of life. All I need to do now is secure it. It's somewhere in Hogwarts....... slyNow how to get IN there and retrieve it.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Slightly better

You're right my nipple does feel better when I use less teeth.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Well I didn't want to say anything but, Stefano called he said he's dropping you rate to a flat fee. No more extra cash for performing such acts as The Dirty Sanchez, Filthy Ramirez, Chili Dog, or Reverse Dolphin. They're all part of your standard routine now.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Well I didn't want to say anything but, Stefano called he said he's dropping you rate to a flat fee. No more extra cash for performing such acts as The Dirty Sanchez, Filthy Ramirez, Chili Dog, or Reverse Dolphin. They're all part of your standard routine now. I've always been quite atuned to the Cleveland Steamer.

Originally posted by Leo.M
Ever think about that? shock

If we had to be the ones to have the kids and what it would be like? scared




























I'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy. Restaurants would include ice and I think I'd die giving birth I imagine there would a fantastic niche market for men's maternity {paternity?} fashion wear. It would be brilliant.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
The hell they won't.

At least, my will. I found the elixir of life. All I need to do now is secure it. It's somewhere in Hogwarts....... slyNow how to get IN there and retrieve it.

You can always sleep your way into there. I here Professor Snape has had his eyes upon since third year.naughty

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
I imagine there would a fantastic niche market for men's maternity {paternity?} fashion wear. It would be brilliant.

Let's go into business together.

...

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~


Thanks for returning the favor.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
I've always been quite atuned to the Cleveland Steamer.

You're also pretty good at the Snow Blower.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You can always sleep your way into there. I here Professor Snape has had his eyes upon since third year.naughty

I won't lower myself to do such menial tasks.

Rev, get in there and sleep with Snape!

oh my... gotta love kmc and the convos that go on here..

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Thanks for returning the favor.



You're also pretty good at the Snow Blower. Now, you say snowblower, is that similar to the Snowball?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Let's go into business together. Yay!! Already got a business partner, now we just have to endorse male pregnancy and then we shall be millionaires. evillaugh

I can get a huge diamond necklace finally. *dances under the stars*

....not sure why...

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I won't lower myself to do such menial tasks.

Rev, get in there and sleep with Snape!

From what my sources tell me if you can give a good rim job he'll do whatever you want.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I won't lower myself to do such menial tasks.

Rev, get in there and sleep with Snape! Son of a *****. This is the last time.

Then there wouldn't be so many man-whores.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Now, you say snowblower, is that similar to the Snowball?

No with a snowball you swallow it the exact opposite with a snow blower.

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
Yay!! Already got a business partner, now we just have to endorse male pregnancy and then we shall be millionaires. evillaugh

I can get a huge diamond necklace finally. *dances under the stars*

....not sure why...

The dancing or the necklace?

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Son of a *****. This is the last time.

Yeah yeah...and while you're at it, give him a rim job like the sexy lady said.

Originally posted by Leo.M
Ever think about that? shock

If we had to be the ones to have the kids and what it would be like? scared




























I'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy. Restaurants would include ice and I think I'd die giving birth

The abortion rate would drop drastically, as most men take an unexpected problem as a challange, rather than whine about "I'm not ready for this, I can't handle it."

If hard shit happens to us in life, we deal with it and keep on gathering & hunting.

We just raise more hunters.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
No with a snowball you swallow it the exact opposite with a snow blower.



The dancing or the necklace? interesting. hmm



Oh, i'm going to need another thinking nipple suck.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
No with a snowball you swallow it the exact opposite with a snow blower.



The dancing or the necklace? The dancing....and the stars. They could be replaced for the sun...or rain if needs be.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
interesting. hmm



Oh, i'm going to need another thinking nipple suck. I thought I bit your nipple off? You'd better not have had it replaced. nono

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
interesting. hmm



Oh, i'm going to need another thinking nipple suck.

You do know I was sucking my own?


Originally posted by Lady Fianna
The dancing....and the stars. They could be replaced for the sun...or rain if needs be.

OMG I just realized pregnant men = fat men. We can make a killing of of workout gear.