Views on Sex

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The Phantom
Seriously, I'm curious. What are all your views on sex?

~TheCharmedOne~
the more the better?

Lana
I like it happy

Syren
I can't go for any of those options laughing out loud

If they were as follows...

Good (for me)

Bad (for anyone who isn't ready)

Gimme (I wouldn't choose this)

I don't give a shit about sex. I'm a nun/priest (Do I need to explain why I wouldn't choose this one?)

...then I would be able to choose... I think, with sex, you need to be a little more specific because you'll need to cater for such a wide variation of people and personal preference.

As far as I'm concerned sex is, and can only be, good when you and your partner are ready. You don't have to be experienced, just comfortable.

SugarBaby
I have no opinion on sex since I've never had it. I'm waiting until marriage.

T.M
Originally posted by Syren
I can't go for any of those options laughing out loud

If they were as follows...

Good (for me)

Bad (for anyone who isn't ready)

Gimme (I wouldn't choose this)

I don't give a shit about sex. I'm a nun/priest (Do I need to explain why I wouldn't choose this one?)

...then I would be able to choose... I think, with sex, you need to be a little more specific because you'll need to cater for such a wide variation of people and personal preference.

As far as I'm concerned sex is, and can only be, good when you and your partner are ready. You don't have to be experienced, just comfortable.

Agreed.

FŽanor
Originally posted by The Phantom
Seriously, I'm curious. What are all your views on sex? Well...after the high and the euphora subsides, would I have to do it again?

The Phantom
Originally posted by SugarBaby
I have no opinion on sex since I've never had it. I'm waiting until marriage. Heh. With ya there.

Barker
"Gimmie" hysterical2



.. Okay, it wasn't that funny, but still..

FŽanor
Originally posted by SugarBaby
I have no opinion on sex since I've never had it. I'm waiting until marriage. Well good for you! Such a noble and worthy cause to forever limit yourself to one person for the rest of your life. Awesome big grin

Skeets
Originally posted by Lana
I like it happy

Eis
I've never had "real" sex... But from my limited experience... I like.

Syren

The Phantom

Syren
Originally posted by Eis
I've never had "real" sex... But from my limited experience... I like.

Once again, a confusing statement stick out tongue

You've had 'odd' kisses and never had 'real' sex? Are you using some kind of machine? shock

Bardock42
The idea of it sounds pretty nioce to me.

FŽanor
Originally posted by Syren
Hey, don't dampen her intentions. She may be happy to wait, and if so it's entirely her choice and there ain't no man on this earth who's gonna change her mind. Especially a man like you, Sir nono bag

But, but....I was being sincere. Especially in this day and information age. I would never do that to anyone, honestly.

The Phantom
Originally posted by Syren
Once again, a confusing statement stick out tongue

You've had 'odd' kisses and never had 'real' sex? Are you using some kind of machine? shock What she said.

Eis
Originally posted by Syren
Once again, a confusing statement stick out tongue

You've had 'odd' kisses and never had 'real' sex? Are you using some kind of machine? shock
No... I've just had oral sex. stick out tongue

Syren
Originally posted by Eis
No... I've just had oral sex. stick out tongue

Oh leftright

So, no machine then?

Syren

Eis
Originally posted by Syren
Oh leftright

So, no machine then?
Sorry to disappoint.

Syren
Meh, it's cool... I have tons of imagination.

The Phantom
She seriously does seem disappointed. O.O

Syren
laughing Guys... I'm kidding stick out tongue

FŽanor
Originally posted by Syren
Hmm stick out tongue I have this overwhelming fear when a woman goes, "hmm". followed by a certain amount of arousal.

Eis
Originally posted by Syren
Meh, it's cool... I have tons of imagination.
I bet that play well in the bedroom? Rawr.

The Phantom
Originally posted by Eis
I bet that play well in the bedroom? Rawr.

Hmm... I'm just not able to pull off the "Rawr" am I? *twitch*

Syren
Originally posted by Eis
I bet that play well in the bedroom? Rawr.

Hmm... I'm just not able to pull off the "Rawr" am I?

You know, on this occasion you may have been able to, I think. Edit your post and see how it turns out yes

Eis
Originally posted by Syren
You know, on this occasion you may have been able to, I think. Edit your post and see how it turns out yes
Interesting..

Syren
Originally posted by Eis
I bet that play well in the bedroom? Rawr.

Oh my goodness gracious me! *fans self*

eek!

Bardock42
Originally posted by Syren
Meh, it's cool... I have tons of imagination.

You could imagine that it was two guys participating in Oral Sex...for example.

~TheCharmedOne~
Originally posted by Eis
No... I've just had oral sex. stick out tongue

is oral sex considered sex, or just a act of foreplay????

Eis
Originally posted by Syren
Oh my goodness gracious me! *fans self*

eek!
*ego boost* I can say "rawr" now... awesome.

Eis
Originally posted by Bardock42
You could imagine that it was two guys participating in Oral Sex...for example.
stick out tongue

The Phantom
Originally posted by Bardock42
You could imagine that it was two guys participating in Oral Sex...for example. Don't you have an imagination.

Bardock42
Originally posted by ~TheCharmedOne~
is oral sex considered sex, or just a act of foreplay????

Depends, are you the President of the US?

Bardock42
Originally posted by The Phantom
Don't you have an imagination.

No, I don't, Syren coudl though.

T.M
Originally posted by Bardock42
Depends, are you the President of the US?

laughing out loud

The Phantom
Originally posted by Bardock42
Depends, are you the President of the US? Nice....


Originally posted by Bardock42
No, I don't, Syren coudl though. True.

FŽanor
Originally posted by ~TheCharmedOne~
is oral sex considered sex, or just a act of foreplay???? mostly it's foreplay...or, at least that's what i've been told.

Deano
Originally posted by The Phantom
Seriously, I'm curious. What are all your views on sex?

what kind of a quaestion is that?

sex is the root of all evil roll eyes (sarcastic)

~TheCharmedOne~

BlackSunshine
I love it!

BobbyD
Originally posted by Syren
You don't have to be experienced, just comfortable.

That does not necessarily good sex make.

BobbyD
Originally posted by ~TheCharmedOne~
is oral sex considered sex, or just a act of foreplay????

Oral sex IS sex. Ask people in divorce court. wink

BobbyD
Originally posted by BlackSunshine
I love it!

Ditto.

Bardock42
Originally posted by BobbyD
That does not necessarily good sex make.

Who?

BobbyD
Originally posted by Bardock42
Who?

...you mean more like why?

FŽanor
Originally posted by ~TheCharmedOne~
that is what i thought, but after reading this thread, i wasn't so sure. laughing out loud i mean...it is the act before the actual grunting of this and that, this and that, this and that..

*does Meg Ryan impression*

ohwait...i'm a dude!

~Da Rev~
Originally posted by The Phantom
Seriously, I'm curious. What are all your views on sex? :hmm: I like sex. Sex is good. What more is there to say?

Bardock42
Originally posted by BobbyD
...you mean more like why?

Nope, I meant "what" but I thought to keep it all nonsensical I shall say "who" instead.

Ladyluck
Originally posted by BlackSunshine
I love it!

BobbyD
Originally posted by Ladyluck


Bardock, as in who am I? *confused* confused

Barker
Wait, I just realized..

Is the thread title supposed to be a Pun? messed

lil bitchiness
Originally posted by The Phantom
Seriously, I'm curious. What are all your views on sex?

Sex is good...a lot of it is even better. droolio

~Da Rev~
Originally posted by Bardock42
Depends, are you the President of the US? Yes no expression

Are you german?

Dusty
Sex is good. But overrated. yes

Bardock42
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Yes no expression

Are you german?

In some cases.

$noopbert
messed

DarkC
Wouldn't know, haven't tried it.

LiL nAstY GirL
I'm torn, because of my past

~TheCharmedOne~

Rick/Genis
Sex is disgusting.... way too much sweating and I hate bad smells! Forgeeeeeeeeet that!!!

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by The Phantom
Seriously, I'm curious. What are all your views on sex?

Mostly they're from behind, and sometimes from below or on top.

ThePittman
With my wife, all the time. bouncesunglassesph

BobbyD
Originally posted by LiL nAstY GirL
I'm torn, because of my past

Bah. Tis in the past, Lil Nasty. wink


Put in behind you (no pun intended). stick out tongue

redcaped
with paja...ok

Storm
Sex is simply fun. It feels terrific. Who can resist a regular jolt of orgasmic bliss? And it offers some very specific health benefits.


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

BobbyD
Originally posted by ~TheCharmedOne~
yeah, leave the moaning and grunting to me ! wink

A-hem. *clears throat*

Well hello there, Charmed One. shifty

SelphieT
I'm a virgin, but I'm not sure if I'm going to wait till marriage.

BobbyD
Originally posted by Storm
Sex is simply fun. It feels terrific. Who can resist a regular jolt of orgasmic bliss? And it offers some very specific health benefits.

Indeed!

LiL nAstY GirL
Originally posted by BobbyD
Bah. Tis in the past, Lil Nasty. wink


Put in behind you (no pun intended). stick out tongue

Being rapped isn't something easily forgotten wink

~TheCharmedOne~
Originally posted by BobbyD
A-hem. *clears throat*

Well hello there, Charmed One. shifty

hi there BobbyD big grin

Rick/Genis
Originally posted by Storm
Sex is simply fun. It feels terrific. Who can resist a regular jolt of orgasmic bliss? And it offers some very specific health benefits.


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Don't forget health RISKS

BobbyD
Originally posted by SelphieT
I'm a virgin, but I'm not sure if I'm going to wait till marriage.

Lose it then when you're at least in love....it if happens, and if you're able to know the difference. wink

ThePittman

BobbyD
Originally posted by ~TheCharmedOne~
hi there BobbyD big grin

Tsk, tsk, Charmed One. stick out tongue

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by ~TheCharmedOne~
yeah, leave the moaning and grunting to me ! wink

Nice. laughing out loud

ThePittman
Originally posted by LiL nAstY GirL
Being rapped isn't something easily forgotten wink give_rose

Xirius
I used to assume Id wait till marriage, but Im not entirely sure now.........

Storm
Originally posted by Rick/Genis
Don't forget health RISKS
Safe sex is so self-evident to me, that it' s one of the least of my concerns. I have responsible sex.


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

FŽanor
Originally posted by ~TheCharmedOne~
yeah, leave the moaning and grunting to me ! wink HAHAHA!!! laughing no arguments from me then stick out tongue

BobbyD
Originally posted by LiL nAstY GirL
Being rapped isn't something easily forgotten wink

No, I'm sure it is not. And I'm terribly sorry to hear that.
But, someday one lucky guy is going to make you forget all about it....whether it's some Brad Pitt looking stud, or the love of your life.

You'll be ok. I know it's easier said than done.
But, you DO have control of it....no one else does.

Rooting for ya'. smile

Rick/Genis
Originally posted by Storm
Safe sex is so self-evident to me, that it' s one of the least of my concerns. I have responsible sex.


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Not even of Condom Breakage and whatnot?

What about falling off the bed?

Or bending the wrong way big grin

Storm
No, never. And even if it happened, it still wouldn' t cause problems.


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Rick/Genis
What about bad breath?

Bardock42
Originally posted by LiL nAstY GirL
Being rapped isn't something easily forgotten wink


Yeah, sista, sure isn't
and certainly not pleasant
the images stay forever
they will leave you never
god I'm a disgusting man
I hope I get hit by a van


Yeah, I despise me, but I couldn't help it.

Bardock42
I'm also a horrible rapper....

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Bardock42
Yeah, sista, sure isn't
and certainly not pleasant
the images stay forever
they will leave you never
god I'm a disgusting man
I hope I get hit by a van


Yeah, I despise me, but I couldn't help it.

laughing hysterical
Then I'm a complete ass for laughing.

Lady Fianna
Views on sex: I want it and I want it now. leftright

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Lady Fianna
Views on sex: I want it and I want it now. leftright

I've never loved you more Ash.... love

BobbyD
Originally posted by Lady Fianna
Views on sex: I want it and I want it now. leftright

Well hello there, Lady. cool

Bardock42
Originally posted by Lady Fianna
Views on sex: I want it and I want it now. leftright

I'm not interested.

~Da Rev~
Originally posted by Lady Fianna
Views on sex: I want it and I want it now. leftright Hey, do you remember me? eek!

Lady Fianna
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I've never loved you more Ash.... love Hello stranger stick out tongue How are you?

I'm not sure if I should be flattered or not. hmm

Lady Fianna
Originally posted by BobbyD
Well hello there, Lady. cool Hi! ladyOriginally posted by Bardock42
I'm not interested. Neither am I then.

weepOriginally posted by ~Da Rev~
Hey, do you remember me? eek!

No....I don't think so. Weren't you my milkman for a while?

~TheCharmedOne~

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Lady Fianna
Hello stranger stick out tongue How are you?

I'm not sure if I should be flattered or not. hmm

Meh...be flattered. I'd love you regardless. hug

Lady Fianna
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Meh...be flattered. I'd love you regardless. hug hug I shall then, thank you terribly much kind sir. zorro love

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Lady Fianna
hug I shall then, thank you terribly much kind sir. zorro love

So, why are you the 21st Century Bitc'h? Is that what it says?

BobbyD
Originally posted by Lady Fianna
Hi!


Shucks. Ummm....uhhh....hi. embarrasment

Lady Fianna
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
So, why are you the 21st Century Bitc'h? Is that what it says?
Modifications of song lyrics, I'm not sure why I chose it really. Possibly in defiance. But who knows.

I'm curious about your title as well, you really want one?

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Lady Fianna
Modifications of song lyrics, I'm not sure why I chose it really. Possibly in defiance. But who knows.

I'm curious about your title as well, you really want one?

Ah...you're coming of age and exerting your will power?

No...yes....well, I dunno....sorta....yes.....not really....kinda.....maybe.

Lady Fianna
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Ah...you're coming of age and exerting your will power?

No...yes....well, I dunno....sorta....yes.....not really....kinda.....maybe. Not exactly...just got called a ***** a few times around here, so I though fair enough...that's what I'll be. stick out tongue

And also it's a Radiohead lyric..almost.

Don't. Or I'll break your arms and legs. yes

FŽanor
Originally posted by ~TheCharmedOne~
well good...I will make enough noise for the both of us! well on that, i'm gonna have to see for myself, eh? and how do you know i'm the quiet type? big grin

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Lady Fianna
Not exactly...just got called a ***** a few times around here, so I though fair enough...that's what I'll be. stick out tongue

And also it's a Radiohead lyric..almost.

Don't. Or I'll break your arms and legs. yes

Aha. I see it's well earned, biatch! laughing out loud

Bardock42
Originally posted by Lady Fianna
Not exactly...just got called a ***** a few times around here, so I though fair enough...that's what I'll be. stick out tongue

And also it's a Radiohead lyric..almost.

Don't. Or I'll break your arms and legs. yes

It is? One I am nto aware of. What song is it from?

Slay
I shall share this with you once again,this,being a sex thread,which get the most of views:

...

Lady Fianna
Originally posted by BobbyD
Originally posted by Lady Fianna
Hi!


Shucks. Ummm....uhhh....hi. embarrasment Hey wavey ..ummm....*twiddles thumbs*Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Aha. I see it's well earned, biatch! laughing out loud
Why did you want to be gone mister? nono

Lady Fianna
Originally posted by Bardock42
It is? One I am nto aware of. What song is it from? I think it is but I do have a tendancy to hear lyrics wrong. The Kooks old song is a good example. Anyway, I'm not sure of the title but it says {or so I think} "20th B.itch" but as it's no longer the 20oth century I decided to change it to 21st.

That story turned out to be longer than I thought.

Made longer by that ^^

Bardock42
Originally posted by Slay
I shall share this with you once again,this,being a sex thread,which get the most of views:

...

Dude...it's like nine million hours long...

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Lady Fianna
Hey wavey ..ummm....*twiddles thumbs*
Why did you want to be gone mister? nono

I could have sworn your sig was something totally different.laughing out loud

BobbyD
Originally posted by Lady Fianna
Hey wavey ..ummm....*twiddles thumbs*

*leans over, pecks and runs away*

kisss

Slay
Originally posted by Bardock42
Dude...it's like nine million hours long...
It only is interesting till after the shootout.Then it's just a bunch of Italian guys taking their shirts and pants of while celebrating. no expression

Bardock42

LiL nAstY GirL
Originally posted by LethalFemme
I could have sworn your sig was something totally different.laughing out loud

laughing Sicko stick out tongue

Lady Fianna
Originally posted by BobbyD
Originally posted by Lady Fianna
Hey wavey ..ummm....*twiddles thumbs*

*leans over, pecks and runs away*

kisss Oh my! blushing

Why'd you run? cry

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I could have sworn your sig was something totally different.laughing out loud shifty Hee hee, perhaps that is the point.

Lady Fianna

LethalFemme
Originally posted by LiL nAstY GirL
laughing Sicko stick out tongue

Like it didn't cross your mind.stick out tongue

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
Oh my! blushing

Why'd you run? cry

shifty Hee hee, perhaps that is the point.

I get your pointshifty

Oh and he ran cause he has cooties and infected you. You now have 24hrs to live.

LiL nAstY GirL
Guilty embarrasment

Bardock42
Originally posted by Lady Fianna
Yeah that it's it. I love Radionhead. droolio Creep is probably one of my favourites.

Did you know they hate it?


Anyways, me lovers it, but Karma Police beats it all. droolio

BobbyD
Originally posted by Lady Fianna
Oh my! blushing

Why'd you run? cry


*comes back*

Fianna, my love....tis true love....alas, a love that could never be....for I am involved. sad

LethalFemme
Originally posted by LiL nAstY GirL
Guilty embarrasment

Mmhmmglare

Lady Fianna
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Like it didn't cross your mind.stick out tongue



I get your pointshifty

Oh and he ran cause he has cooties and infected you. You now have 24hrs to live. F.uck.

That's not good.

Within the next twenty four hours I need to get into uni, then graduate, then set up a successful design business, make a few movies and comics, have sex, get married and have children. Not necessarily in that order.

Rick/Genis
Billy Jean is not MY lover, she's just a girl that thinks that I am the one. The kid is not my son. Hehe.

BobbyD
Originally posted by LethalFemme
I could have sworn your sig was something totally different.laughing out loud

laughing

LF, shame on you! stick out tongue

Bardock42
Originally posted by Lady Fianna
F.uck.

That's not good.

Within the next twenty four hours I need to get into uni, then graduate, then set up a successful design business, make a few movies and comics, have sex, get married and have children. Not necessarily in that order.

I can help you on the have sex part.

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Lady Fianna
F.uck.

That's not good.

Within the next twenty four hours I need to get into uni, then graduate, then set up a successful design business, make a few movies and comics, have sex, get married and have children. Not necessarily in that order.

Stand back this is my time to shine.

Bardock42
Originally posted by Rick/Genis
Billy Jean is not MY lover, she's just a girl that thinks that I am the one. The kid is not my son. Hehe.

Need to listen to it

Rick/Genis
you and everyone else, son

LethalFemme
Originally posted by BobbyD
laughing

LF, shame on you! stick out tongue

Who's afraid of a big, black glock?shifty

Bardock42
Originally posted by Rick/Genis
you and everyone else, son

Agreed.

~Da Rev~
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Who's afraid of a big, black glock?shifty I am cry

Lady Fianna
Originally posted by BobbyD
Originally posted by Lady Fianna
Oh my! blushing

Why'd you run? cry


*comes back*

Fianna, my love....tis true love....alas, a love that could never be....for I am involved. sad Oh. crytissue


Anyone else free?

Originally posted by Bardock42
I can help you on the have sex part.
Most males can. It's the eighty one years condensed into 24 hours that's the problem.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Did you know they hate it?


Anyways, me lovers it, but Karma Police beats it all. droolio
Radiohead? Really? Now odd.

Bardock42
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Who's afraid of a big, black glock?shifty

I found that decently funny.

Rick/Genis
Glocks are fairly faulty weapons.

I'd trust an SK over a Glock any day!

BobbyD
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Who's afraid of a big, black glock?shifty

Me! eek!

Bardock42
Originally posted by Lady Fianna
Radiohead? Really? Now odd.

Yeah, I know.

As unthinkable as it may seem now, when it was first released in September 1992 'Creep' didn't even make the Top 75. "Whether or not it's a hit now doesn't matter," said a defiant Thom Yorke. "Eventually, we know people will say that 'Creep' is a classic." The song that finally climbed into the British Top Ten in late 1993 was written in the midst of genuine lovelorn trauma. "When I wrote it," said Thom, "I was in the middle of a really, really serious obsession. It lasted about eight months. And it was unsuccessful, which made it even worse. She knows who she is." It was duly taken to the band, but no-one seemed that bothered. "When it was recorded," says drummer Phil Selway, "we didn't even know it was being taped - we were just warming up for another track by it. The reason it sounds so powerful is because it's completely unselfconscious." What arguably took 'Creep' into an unforeseen dimension were the moments when Jonny Greenwood made that alarming crunching guitar noise. Tellingly, it was an utter accident. "That's the sound of Jonny trying to **** the song up," laughs Ed O'Brien. "He really didn't like it the first time we played it, so he tried spoiling it. And it made the song." One year after this glorious sequence of accidents, 'Creep' was a global hit, and Radiohead were chained to something approaching a generational anthem. Their frustrations emerged in 'My Iron Lung': the song about a song that encapsulated Radiohead's post-'Creep' mindset. "We scratch our eternal itch," sang Thom, "our 20th Century ***** / But we are grateful for our iron lung..."

Bardock42
Originally posted by Lady Fianna
Most males can. It's the eighty one years condensed into 24 hours that's the problem.

Hmm, well, we can do it quickly.

LiL nAstY GirL
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Who's afraid of a big, black glock?shifty

OMG!!! laughing

BobbyD
Originally posted by Lady Fianna
Oh. crytissue


Anyone else free?


I shall call one of my friends. Do not fear, my sweet.

Lady Fianna
Originally posted by Bardock42
Hmm, well, we can do it quickly.
Alright then. Better be quick though. I have to stalk Johnny Depp afterwards.

LethalFemme
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
I am cry

But you're such natural.stick out tongue

Originally posted by Bardock42
I found that decently funny.

Thank you you're input was appreciated.

Originally posted by BobbyD
Me! eek!

I'll add that to my grocery list.hmm

Lady Fianna
Originally posted by BobbyD
Originally posted by Lady Fianna
Oh. crytissue


Anyone else free?


I shall call one of my friends. Do not fear, my sweet. I won't. I place myself in your capable hands. happy

BobbyD
I'll add that to my grocery list.hmm

...just stick to the frozen pizza and my beer, hon.

Thanks...love you! smile

BobbyD
Originally posted by Lady Fianna
I won't. I place myself in your capable hands. happy

*Bobby D comes walking back with Brad Pitt, David Beckham, Denzel Washington and George Clooney*


A-hem. Who shall it be?

*guys waiting impatiently*

Bardock42
Originally posted by Lady Fianna
Alright then. Better be quick though. I have to stalk Johnny Depp afterwards.

So be it, spread your legs, I'll be right there.

Originally posted by LethalFemme

Thank you you're input was appreciated.


I am input?

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Bardock42
So be it, spread your legs, I'll be right there.



I am input?

You're actually a few things. Today you're input.

Rick/Genis
Ahem...

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