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Seriously, I'm curious. What are all your views on sex?

the more the better?

I like it

I can't go for any of those options

If they were as follows...

Good (for me)

Bad (for anyone who isn't ready)

Gimme (I wouldn't choose this)

I don't give a shit about sex. I'm a nun/priest (Do I need to explain why I wouldn't choose this one?)

...then I would be able to choose... I think, with sex, you need to be a little more specific because you'll need to cater for such a wide variation of people and personal preference.

As far as I'm concerned sex is, and can only be, good when you and your partner are ready. You don't have to be experienced, just comfortable.

I have no opinion on sex since I've never had it. I'm waiting until marriage.

Originally posted by Syren
I can't go for any of those options

If they were as follows...

Good (for me)

Bad (for anyone who isn't ready)

Gimme (I wouldn't choose this)

I don't give a shit about sex. I'm a nun/priest (Do I need to explain why I wouldn't choose this one?)

...then I would be able to choose... I think, with sex, you need to be a little more specific because you'll need to cater for such a wide variation of people and personal preference.

As far as I'm concerned sex is, and can only be, good when you and your partner are ready. You don't have to be experienced, just comfortable.

Agreed.

Originally posted by The Phantom
Seriously, I'm curious. What are all your views on sex? Well...after the high and the euphora subsides, would I have to do it again?

Originally posted by SugarBaby
I have no opinion on sex since I've never had it. I'm waiting until marriage. Heh. With ya there.

"Gimmie" hysterical2



.. Okay, it wasn't that funny, but still..

Originally posted by SugarBaby
I have no opinion on sex since I've never had it. I'm waiting until marriage. Well good for you! Such a noble and worthy cause to forever limit yourself to one person for the rest of your life. Awesome

Originally posted by Lana
I like it

I've never had "real" sex... But from my limited experience... I like.

Originally posted by Eis
I've never had "real" sex... But from my limited experience... I like.

Once again, a confusing statement

You've had 'odd' kisses and never had 'real' sex? Are you using some kind of machine? shock

The idea of it sounds pretty nioce to me.

Originally posted by Syren
Hey, don't dampen her intentions. She may be happy to wait, and if so it's entirely her choice and there ain't no man on this earth who's gonna change her mind. Especially a man like you, Sir nono bag

But, but....I was being sincere. Especially in this day and information age. I would never do that to anyone, honestly.

Originally posted by Syren
Once again, a confusing statement

You've had 'odd' kisses and never had 'real' sex? Are you using some kind of machine? shock What she said.

Originally posted by Syren
Once again, a confusing statement

You've had 'odd' kisses and never had 'real' sex? Are you using some kind of machine? shock
No... I've just had oral sex.

Originally posted by Eis
No... I've just had oral sex.

Oh leftright

So, no machine then?

Originally posted by Syren
Oh leftright

So, no machine then?
Sorry to disappoint.

Meh, it's cool... I have tons of imagination.

She seriously does seem disappointed. O.O

Guys... I'm kidding

Originally posted by Syren
Hmm I have this overwhelming fear when a woman goes, "hmm". followed by a certain amount of arousal.

Originally posted by Syren
Meh, it's cool... I have tons of imagination.
I bet that play well in the bedroom? Rawr.

Originally posted by Eis
I bet that play well in the bedroom? Rawr.

Hmm... I'm just not able to pull off the "Rawr" am I? *twitch*

Originally posted by Eis
I bet that play well in the bedroom? Rawr.

Hmm... I'm just not able to pull off the "Rawr" am I?

You know, on this occasion you may have been able to, I think. Edit your post and see how it turns out

Originally posted by Syren
You know, on this occasion you may have been able to, I think. Edit your post and see how it turns out
Interesting..

Originally posted by Eis
I bet that play well in the bedroom? Rawr.

Oh my goodness gracious me! *fans self*

Originally posted by Syren
Meh, it's cool... I have tons of imagination.

You could imagine that it was two guys participating in Oral Sex...for example.

Originally posted by Eis
No... I've just had oral sex.

is oral sex considered sex, or just a act of foreplay????

Originally posted by Syren
Oh my goodness gracious me! *fans self*


*ego boost* I can say "rawr" now... awesome.

Originally posted by Bardock42
You could imagine that it was two guys participating in Oral Sex...for example.

Originally posted by Bardock42
You could imagine that it was two guys participating in Oral Sex...for example. Don't you have an imagination.

Originally posted by ~TheCharmedOne~
is oral sex considered sex, or just a act of foreplay????

Depends, are you the President of the US?

Originally posted by The Phantom
Don't you have an imagination.

No, I don't, Syren coudl though.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Depends, are you the President of the US?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Depends, are you the President of the US? Nice....


Originally posted by Bardock42
No, I don't, Syren coudl though. True.

Originally posted by ~TheCharmedOne~
is oral sex considered sex, or just a act of foreplay???? mostly it's foreplay...or, at least that's what i've been told.

Originally posted by The Phantom
Seriously, I'm curious. What are all your views on sex?

what kind of a quaestion is that?

sex is the root of all evil

I love it!

Originally posted by Syren
You don't have to be experienced, just comfortable.

That does not necessarily good sex make.

Originally posted by ~TheCharmedOne~
is oral sex considered sex, or just a act of foreplay????

Oral sex IS sex. Ask people in divorce court.

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
I love it!

Ditto.

Originally posted by BobbyD
That does not necessarily good sex make.

Who?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Who?

...you mean more like why?

Originally posted by ~TheCharmedOne~
that is what i thought, but after reading this thread, i wasn't so sure. i mean...it is the act before the actual grunting of this and that, this and that, this and that..

*does Meg Ryan impression*

ohwait...i'm a dude!

Originally posted by The Phantom
Seriously, I'm curious. What are all your views on sex? :hmm: I like sex. Sex is good. What more is there to say?

Originally posted by BobbyD
...you mean more like why?

Nope, I meant "what" but I thought to keep it all nonsensical I shall say "who" instead.

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
I love it!

Originally posted by Ladyluck


Bardock, as in who am I? *confused*

Wait, I just realized..

Is the thread title supposed to be a Pun?

Originally posted by The Phantom
Seriously, I'm curious. What are all your views on sex?

Sex is good...a lot of it is even better. droolio

Originally posted by Bardock42
Depends, are you the President of the US? Yes

Are you german?

Sex is good. But overrated.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Yes

Are you german?

In some cases.

Wouldn't know, haven't tried it.

I'm torn, because of my past

Sex is disgusting.... way too much sweating and I hate bad smells! Forgeeeeeeeeet that!!!

Originally posted by The Phantom
Seriously, I'm curious. What are all your views on sex?

Mostly they're from behind, and sometimes from below or on top.

With my wife, all the time. bouncesunglassesph

Originally posted by LiL nAstY GirL
I'm torn, because of my past

Bah. Tis in the past, Lil Nasty.


Put in behind you (no pun intended).

with paja...ok

Sex is simply fun. It feels terrific. Who can resist a regular jolt of orgasmic bliss? And it offers some very specific health benefits.


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Originally posted by ~TheCharmedOne~
yeah, leave the moaning and grunting to me !

A-hem. *clears throat*

Well hello there, Charmed One. shifty

I'm a virgin, but I'm not sure if I'm going to wait till marriage.

Originally posted by Storm
Sex is simply fun. It feels terrific. Who can resist a regular jolt of orgasmic bliss? And it offers some very specific health benefits.

Indeed!

Originally posted by BobbyD
Bah. Tis in the past, Lil Nasty.


Put in behind you (no pun intended).

Being rapped isn't something easily forgotten

Originally posted by BobbyD
A-hem. *clears throat*

Well hello there, Charmed One. shifty

hi there BobbyD

Originally posted by Storm
Sex is simply fun. It feels terrific. Who can resist a regular jolt of orgasmic bliss? And it offers some very specific health benefits.


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Don't forget health RISKS

Originally posted by SelphieT
I'm a virgin, but I'm not sure if I'm going to wait till marriage.

Lose it then when you're at least in love....it if happens, and if you're able to know the difference.

Originally posted by ~TheCharmedOne~
hi there BobbyD

Tsk, tsk, Charmed One.

Originally posted by ~TheCharmedOne~
yeah, leave the moaning and grunting to me !

Nice.

Originally posted by LiL nAstY GirL
Being rapped isn't something easily forgotten give_rose

I used to assume Id wait till marriage, but Im not entirely sure now.........

Originally posted by Rick/Genis
Don't forget health RISKS
Safe sex is so self-evident to me, that it' s one of the least of my concerns. I have responsible sex.


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Originally posted by ~TheCharmedOne~
yeah, leave the moaning and grunting to me ! HAHAHA!!! no arguments from me then

Originally posted by LiL nAstY GirL
Being rapped isn't something easily forgotten

No, I'm sure it is not. And I'm terribly sorry to hear that.
But, someday one lucky guy is going to make you forget all about it....whether it's some Brad Pitt looking stud, or the love of your life.

You'll be ok. I know it's easier said than done.
But, you DO have control of it....no one else does.

Rooting for ya'.

Originally posted by Storm
Safe sex is so self-evident to me, that it' s one of the least of my concerns. I have responsible sex.


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Not even of Condom Breakage and whatnot?

What about falling off the bed?

Or bending the wrong way

No, never. And even if it happened, it still wouldn' t cause problems.


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

What about bad breath?

Originally posted by LiL nAstY GirL
Being rapped isn't something easily forgotten


Yeah, sista, sure isn't
and certainly not pleasant
the images stay forever
they will leave you never
god I'm a disgusting man
I hope I get hit by a van


Yeah, I despise me, but I couldn't help it.

I'm also a horrible rapper....

Originally posted by Bardock42
Yeah, sista, sure isn't
and certainly not pleasant
the images stay forever
they will leave you never
god I'm a disgusting man
I hope I get hit by a van


Yeah, I despise me, but I couldn't help it.

hysterical
Then I'm a complete ass for laughing.

Views on sex: I want it and I want it now. leftright

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
Views on sex: I want it and I want it now. leftright

I've never loved you more Ash....

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
Views on sex: I want it and I want it now. leftright

Well hello there, Lady.

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
Views on sex: I want it and I want it now. leftright

I'm not interested.

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
Views on sex: I want it and I want it now. leftright Hey, do you remember me?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I've never loved you more Ash.... Hello stranger How are you?

I'm not sure if I should be flattered or not. hmm

Originally posted by BobbyD
Well hello there, Lady. Hi! ladyOriginally posted by Bardock42
I'm not interested. Neither am I then.

weepOriginally posted by ~Da Rev~
Hey, do you remember me?

No....I don't think so. Weren't you my milkman for a while?

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
Hello stranger How are you?

I'm not sure if I should be flattered or not. hmm

Meh...be flattered. I'd love you regardless. hug

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Meh...be flattered. I'd love you regardless. hug hug I shall then, thank you terribly much kind sir.

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
hug I shall then, thank you terribly much kind sir.

So, why are you the 21st Century Bitc'h? Is that what it says?

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
Hi!


Shucks. Ummm....uhhh....hi.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
So, why are you the 21st Century Bitc'h? Is that what it says?
Modifications of song lyrics, I'm not sure why I chose it really. Possibly in defiance. But who knows.

I'm curious about your title as well, you really want one?

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
Modifications of song lyrics, I'm not sure why I chose it really. Possibly in defiance. But who knows.

I'm curious about your title as well, you really want one?

Ah...you're coming of age and exerting your will power?

No...yes....well, I dunno....sorta....yes.....not really....kinda.....maybe.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Ah...you're coming of age and exerting your will power?

No...yes....well, I dunno....sorta....yes.....not really....kinda.....maybe. Not exactly...just got called a ***** a few times around here, so I though fair enough...that's what I'll be.

And also it's a Radiohead lyric..almost.

Don't. Or I'll break your arms and legs.

Originally posted by ~TheCharmedOne~
well good...I will make enough noise for the both of us! well on that, i'm gonna have to see for myself, eh? and how do you know i'm the quiet type?

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
Not exactly...just got called a ***** a few times around here, so I though fair enough...that's what I'll be.

And also it's a Radiohead lyric..almost.

Don't. Or I'll break your arms and legs.

Aha. I see it's well earned, biatch!

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
Not exactly...just got called a ***** a few times around here, so I though fair enough...that's what I'll be.

And also it's a Radiohead lyric..almost.

Don't. Or I'll break your arms and legs.

It is? One I am nto aware of. What song is it from?

I shall share this with you once again,this,being a sex thread,which get the most of views:

...

Originally posted by BobbyD
Originally posted by Lady Fianna
Hi!


Shucks. Ummm....uhhh....hi. Hey wavey ..ummm....*twiddles thumbs*Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Aha. I see it's well earned, biatch!
Why did you want to be gone mister? nono

Originally posted by Bardock42
It is? One I am nto aware of. What song is it from? I think it is but I do have a tendancy to hear lyrics wrong. The Kooks old song is a good example. Anyway, I'm not sure of the title but it says {or so I think} "20th B.itch" but as it's no longer the 20oth century I decided to change it to 21st.

That story turned out to be longer than I thought.

Made longer by that ^^

Originally posted by Slay
I shall share this with you once again,this,being a sex thread,which get the most of views:

...

Dude...it's like nine million hours long...

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
Hey wavey ..ummm....*twiddles thumbs*
Why did you want to be gone mister? nono

I could have sworn your sig was something totally different.

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
Hey wavey ..ummm....*twiddles thumbs*

*leans over, pecks and runs away*

kisss

Originally posted by Bardock42
Dude...it's like nine million hours long...
It only is interesting till after the shootout.Then it's just a bunch of Italian guys taking their shirts and pants of while celebrating.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I could have sworn your sig was something totally different.

Sicko

Originally posted by BobbyD
Originally posted by Lady Fianna
Hey wavey ..ummm....*twiddles thumbs*

*leans over, pecks and runs away*

kisss Oh my! blushing

Why'd you run? cry

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I could have sworn your sig was something totally different. Hee hee, perhaps that is the point.

Originally posted by LiL nAstY GirL
Sicko

Like it didn't cross your mind.

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
Oh my! blushing

Why'd you run? cry

Hee hee, perhaps that is the point.

I get your point

Oh and he ran cause he has cooties and infected you. You now have 24hrs to live.

Guilty

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
Yeah that it's it. I love Radionhead. droolio Creep is probably one of my favourites.

Did you know they hate it?


Anyways, me lovers it, but Karma Police beats it all. droolio

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
Oh my! blushing

Why'd you run? cry


*comes back*

Fianna, my love....tis true love....alas, a love that could never be....for I am involved.

Originally posted by LiL nAstY GirL
Guilty

Mmhmmglare

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Like it didn't cross your mind.



I get your point

Oh and he ran cause he has cooties and infected you. You now have 24hrs to live. F.uck.

That's not good.

Within the next twenty four hours I need to get into uni, then graduate, then set up a successful design business, make a few movies and comics, have sex, get married and have children. Not necessarily in that order.

Billy Jean is not MY lover, she's just a girl that thinks that I am the one. The kid is not my son. Hehe.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I could have sworn your sig was something totally different.



LF, shame on you!

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
F.uck.

That's not good.

Within the next twenty four hours I need to get into uni, then graduate, then set up a successful design business, make a few movies and comics, have sex, get married and have children. Not necessarily in that order.

I can help you on the have sex part.

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
F.uck.

That's not good.

Within the next twenty four hours I need to get into uni, then graduate, then set up a successful design business, make a few movies and comics, have sex, get married and have children. Not necessarily in that order.

Stand back this is my time to shine.

Originally posted by Rick/Genis
Billy Jean is not MY lover, she's just a girl that thinks that I am the one. The kid is not my son. Hehe.

Need to listen to it

you and everyone else, son

Originally posted by BobbyD


LF, shame on you!

Who's afraid of a big, black glock?

Originally posted by Rick/Genis
you and everyone else, son

Agreed.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Who's afraid of a big, black glock? I am cry

Originally posted by BobbyD
Originally posted by Lady Fianna
Oh my! blushing

Why'd you run? cry


*comes back*

Fianna, my love....tis true love....alas, a love that could never be....for I am involved. Oh. crytissue


Anyone else free?

Originally posted by Bardock42
I can help you on the have sex part.
Most males can. It's the eighty one years condensed into 24 hours that's the problem.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Did you know they hate it?


Anyways, me lovers it, but Karma Police beats it all. droolio
Radiohead? Really? Now odd.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Who's afraid of a big, black glock?

I found that decently funny.

Glocks are fairly faulty weapons.

I'd trust an SK over a Glock any day!

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Who's afraid of a big, black glock?

Me!

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
Radiohead? Really? Now odd.

Yeah, I know.

As unthinkable as it may seem now, when it was first released in September 1992 'Creep' didn't even make the Top 75. "Whether or not it's a hit now doesn't matter," said a defiant Thom Yorke. "Eventually, we know people will say that 'Creep' is a classic." The song that finally climbed into the British Top Ten in late 1993 was written in the midst of genuine lovelorn trauma. "When I wrote it," said Thom, "I was in the middle of a really, really serious obsession. It lasted about eight months. And it was unsuccessful, which made it even worse. She knows who she is." It was duly taken to the band, but no-one seemed that bothered. "When it was recorded," says drummer Phil Selway, "we didn't even know it was being taped - we were just warming up for another track by it. The reason it sounds so powerful is because it's completely unselfconscious." What arguably took 'Creep' into an unforeseen dimension were the moments when Jonny Greenwood made that alarming crunching guitar noise. Tellingly, it was an utter accident. "That's the sound of Jonny trying to **** the song up," laughs Ed O'Brien. "He really didn't like it the first time we played it, so he tried spoiling it. And it made the song." One year after this glorious sequence of accidents, 'Creep' was a global hit, and Radiohead were chained to something approaching a generational anthem. Their frustrations emerged in 'My Iron Lung': the song about a song that encapsulated Radiohead's post-'Creep' mindset. "We scratch our eternal itch," sang Thom, "our 20th Century ***** / But we are grateful for our iron lung..."

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
Most males can. It's the eighty one years condensed into 24 hours that's the problem.

Hmm, well, we can do it quickly.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Who's afraid of a big, black glock?

OMG!!!

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
Oh. crytissue


Anyone else free?


I shall call one of my friends. Do not fear, my sweet.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Hmm, well, we can do it quickly.
Alright then. Better be quick though. I have to stalk Johnny Depp afterwards.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
I am cry

But you're such natural.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I found that decently funny.

Thank you you're input was appreciated.

Originally posted by BobbyD
Me!

I'll add that to my grocery list.hmm

Originally posted by BobbyD
Originally posted by Lady Fianna
Oh. crytissue


Anyone else free?


I shall call one of my friends. Do not fear, my sweet. I won't. I place myself in your capable hands.

I'll add that to my grocery list.hmm

...just stick to the frozen pizza and my beer, hon.

Thanks...love you!

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
I won't. I place myself in your capable hands.

*Bobby D comes walking back with Brad Pitt, David Beckham, Denzel Washington and George Clooney*


A-hem. Who shall it be?

*guys waiting impatiently*

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
Alright then. Better be quick though. I have to stalk Johnny Depp afterwards.

So be it, spread your legs, I'll be right there.

Originally posted by LethalFemme

Thank you you're input was appreciated.


I am input?

Originally posted by Bardock42
So be it, spread your legs, I'll be right there.



I am input?

You're actually a few things. Today you're input.

Ahem...