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I'm confused.

According to my calendar, we are currently well over half way through 2006, yet, when I logged in this morning, there were no fewer than 29 threads from 2003 on the first page of the OTF.

Now, either it's sheer coincidence, people have a 2003 fetish, or I'm 3 years younger than I thought when I got up this morning, which, given what my ass looked like then, isn't exactly a good thing.

Help? cry

i never noticed that

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I'm confused.

According to my calendar, we are currently well over half way through 2006, yet, when I logged in this morning, there were no fewer than 29 threads from 2003 on the first page of the OTF.

Now, either it's sheer coincidence, people have a 2003 fetish, or I'm 3 years younger than I thought when I got up this morning, which, given what my ass looked like then, isn't exactly a good thing.

Help? cry

It freaked you out so much that you counted them?

Baby, your ass looks fine

hmm, sorry mister, but you just have problems.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I'm confused.

According to my calendar, we are currently well over half way through 2006, yet, when I logged in this morning, there were no fewer than 29 threads from 2003 on the first page of the OTF.

Now, either it's sheer coincidence, people have a 2003 fetish, or I'm 3 years younger than I thought when I got up this morning, which, given what my ass looked like then, isn't exactly a good thing.

Help? cry If it were 2003, i wouldn't be here and your life wouldn't have been completed.

Originally posted by Syren
It freaked you out so much that you counted them?

Baby, your ass looks fine

Yes. It was kinda weird.

Not if it's 2003 it doesn't.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
If it were 2003, i wouldn't be here and your life wouldn't have been completed.

Shut up fool....you had me at hello....

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Yes. It was kinda weird.

Not if it's 2003 it doesn't.

You mean it looks better now? You obviously don't ripen with age then

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Shut up fool....you had me at hello.... So then "Marry me" just went over your head??!?!?!

Originally posted by Syren
You mean it looks better now? You obviously don't ripen with age then

Ha....that sounds so gross...'ripen with age', at least in reference to my ass.

*thinks back*

No no, wait....2003 was ok. The years are melding. 2001....I was still blimpy then. In 2003 my ass was nice, yes.

Sorry about the confusion people. Go about your day.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
So then "Marry me" just went over your head??!?!?!


Ah....commitment...commitment! We've talked about this. I don't mind role playing, but I'm not ready to settle down. *plugs ears*

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Ah....commitment...commitment! We've talked about this. I don't mind role playing, but I'm not ready to settle down. *plugs ears* Its fine. I'm not a one moose kind of lady....man..MAN.... i meant man.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Its fine. I'm not a one moose kind of lady....man..MAN.... i meant man.

Then we have an understanding?

If so, you get the dill pickle dip and I'll get the nipple clamps.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Then we have an understanding?

If so, you get the dill pickle dip and I'll get the nipple clamps. *sigh*


Yes master disgust

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
*sigh*


Yes master disgust



We aren't playing that one right now.

This is the one where you are the vice president of a large bank, and I'm an urban cowboy, looking for a....*wink* loan...*wink*

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~


We aren't playing that one right now.

This is the one where you are the vice president of a large bank, and I'm an urban cowboy, looking for a....*wink* loan...*wink* I'll grab the bacon!

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
I'll grab the bacon!

Hot damn!

*Puts on assless chaps, leather vest and cowboy hat*

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Hot damn!

*Puts on assless chaps, leather vest and cowboy hat* One problem, though. Wolfgang Puck is on world tour.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
One problem, though. Wolfgang Puck is on world tour.

Huh? So?

Good Christ, you're sulking because you wanted to play 'The Gilligans Island game' aren't you? The one where I'm the skipper and you're my little buddy?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Huh? So?

Good Christ, you're sulking because you wanted to play 'The Gilligans Island game' aren't you? The one where I'm the skipper and you're my little buddy? No. I wanted to play I deam of Genie, where i'm the guy that gets to wear a uniform and you are at my every command.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
No. I wanted to play I deam of Genie, where i'm the guy that gets to wear a uniform and you are at my every command.

I hate that one. You always try to get me into a freaking lamp, and it makes me feel fat.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I hate that one. You always try to get me into a freaking lamp, and it makes me feel fat. Good evillaugh



thats how i like my genies.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Good evillaugh



thats how i like my genies.

Fat?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Fat? Pudgy

Would you two guys like to be alone~

Originally posted by greenangel
Would you two guys like to be alone~ I'm not the gay one. Lets put that on record.

Originally posted by greenangel
Would you two guys like to be alone~

Neither am I. We're just friends.

Sure you are~

True Dat dancingman

Originally posted by greenangel
Sure you are~

Close friends, who share intimate moments in a bath together, but having said that, we aren't gay.

@ greenangel

You haven't seen the half of it. Moose has history with almost every 'open-minded' male member here. There are a multitude of threads like this. Very entertaining

I vote for a new board; Moose's Daytime Fantasies - Male Participants Only

You two can be whatever you want to be.....

Originally posted by Syren


@ greenangel

You haven't seen the half of it. Moose has history with almost every 'open-minded' male member here. There are a multitude of threads like this. Very entertaining

I vote for a new board; Moose's Daytime Fantasies - Male Participants Only

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Close friends, who share intimate moments in a bath together, but having said that, we aren't gay. you missed a spot


*scrubs back*Originally posted by Syren


@ greenangel

You haven't seen the half of it. Moose has history with almost every 'open-minded' male member here. There are a multitude of threads like this. Very entertaining

I vote for a new board; Moose's Daytime Fantasies - Male Participants Only Yes. I like "Open-Minded"

Originally posted by Syren


@ greenangel

You haven't seen the half of it. Moose has history with almost every 'open-minded' male member here. There are a multitude of threads like this. Very entertaining

I vote for a new board; Moose's Daytime Fantasies - Male Participants Only

And yet, the thought repulses me. I'm comfortable with my sexuality.

You failed to mention that I have a similar history with almost every open minded woman here as well - including you sweet knees.

Hey Syren~ I never did get that sig to work.......My beautiful sig..crybaby

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
And yet, the thought repulses me. I'm comfortable with my sexuality.

You failed to mention that I have a similar history with almost every open minded woman here as well - including you sweet knees.

Yes, very comfortable. To the point of having a 'public and renowned' sexuality.

Of course I did. It's just not as much fun seeing you flirting outrageously with women.

Originally posted by greenangel
Hey Syren~ I never did get that sig to work.......My beautiful sig..crybaby

Take me through the steps you used and the responses the (damn) forum made.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
And yet, the thought repulses me. I'm comfortable with my sexuality.

You failed to mention that I have a similar history with almost every open minded woman here as well - including you sweet knees. oh I see....your a tease....

Originally posted by Syren
Yes, very comfortable. To the point of having a 'public and renowned' sexuality.

Of course I did. It's just not as much fun seeing you flirting outrageously with women.

Yet, I am not even remotely gay. It's ironic.

No, maybe not, but it's more devestating.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
And yet, the thought repulses me. I'm comfortable with my sexuality.

You failed to mention that I have a similar history with almost every open minded woman here as well - including you sweet knees. Originally posted by Syren
Yes, very comfortable. To the point of having a 'public and renowned' sexuality.

Of course I did. It's just not as much fun seeing you flirting outrageously with women. *rubs nipples*


This is getting good.

Originally posted by greenangel
oh I see....your a tease....

Initially, but I always come through in the end.

That sounded gay.

Originally posted by Syren
Take me through the steps you used and the responses the (damn) forum made. It keeps saying invalid image...and I know its not...

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Initially, but I always come through in the end.

That sounded gay. Yes it did. Trust me, i know gay.


Dont ask.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Initially, but I always come through in the end.

That sounded gay. It did....

None of you were on Last Night....

Le Crew 2 !

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine


None of you were on Last Night....

Le Crew 2 ! Speaking of gay.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Speaking of gay.

Is Someone a little mad they weren't on mhm

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Is Someone a little mad they weren't on mhm Not at all. I was having sex

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine


None of you were on Last Night....

Le Crew 2 !

Talk about gay...

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Not at all. I was having sex

With yourself.

Originally posted by greenangel
It did....

But I'm not.


Want me to prove it?

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
With yourself. Slightly, yes.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Slightly, yes.

w00t

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
But I'm not.


Want me to prove it? *waits*

Originally posted by greenangel
It keeps saying invalid image...and I know its not...

Could be the size restrictions (AGAIN)... anyone know what sizes we're allowed to use for signatures this week??

I'll edit the sig soon as I know what I'm working with

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
But I'm not.


Want me to prove it? Wouldnt want ya to hurt yourself or anything......

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Is Someone a little mad they weren't on mhm

Just to inform you that I automatically acquire 'Le Crew' membership.

Link me.

Originally posted by Syren
Could be the size restrictions (AGAIN)... anyone know what sizes we're allowed to use for signatures this week??

I'll edit the sig soon as I know what I'm working with Thank you Syren.....I cant wait to use my sig.....

Originally posted by greenangel
Wouldnt want ya to hurt yourself or anything......



I won't, I promise.

Originally posted by greenangel
Thank you Syren.....I cant wait to use my sig.....

No problem... just need someone to let me know what I'm doing (I could go look but I'm lazy)

Truth is.....Im madly in love with anybody who puts ~ in the front and back of there names........Hard to control myself.........You guys have discovered my one weakness.......

Originally posted by greenangel
Truth is.....Im madly in love with anybody who buts ~ in the front and back of there names........Hard to control myself.........You guys have discovered my one weakness....... ~oh really?~

She said 'names', fool mhm

Originally posted by Syren
She said 'names', fool mhm Doesn't really matter, i'm sexy anyways evillaugh

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
~oh really?~ ~ No..Not really~

Originally posted by greenangel
Truth is.....Im madly in love with anybody who puts ~ in the front and back of there names........Hard to control myself.........You guys have discovered my one weakness.......

~yeah?~

moose

Originally posted by Syren
She said 'names', fool mhm

~Scott~ knows that, thank you very much.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I'm confused.

According to my calendar, we are currently well over half way through 2006, yet, when I logged in this morning, there were no fewer than 29 threads from 2003 on the first page of the OTF.

Now, either it's sheer coincidence, people have a 2003 fetish, or I'm 3 years younger than I thought when I got up this morning, which, given what my ass looked like then, isn't exactly a good thing.

Help? cry

Which would make me jail bait and a virgin.hmm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Which would make me jail bait and a virgin.hmm

Which would make you my new best friend. naughty

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
~yeah?~

moose ~Nah...not at all~

Originally posted by greenangel
~Nah...not at all~

Who's the tease?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
~Scott~ knows that, thank you very much.

~Syren~ can't help you any more, you're too far gone.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Who's the tease? and you love it......

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Which would make you my new best friend. naughty

Well seeing as you didn't lose your until 2004.hmm

Originally posted by Syren
~Syren~ can't help you any more, you're too far gone.

I am not....please, pull me back before I start walking towards the light... cry

Originally posted by greenangel
and you love it......

Perhaps.

Perhaps not.

We really can't tell until you start doing it in earnest.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I am not....please, pull me back before I start walking towards the light... cry

*grabs scruff of neck*

Ok Mister, you're coming with me.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Well seeing as you didn't lose your until 2004.hmm

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I'm confused.

According to my calendar, we are currently well over half way through 2006, yet, when I logged in this morning, there were no fewer than 29 threads from 2003 on the first page of the OTF.

Now, either it's sheer coincidence, people have a 2003 fetish, or I'm 3 years younger than I thought when I got up this morning, which, given what my ass looked like then, isn't exactly a good thing.

Help? cry
New times, buddy.

Originally posted by Syren
*grabs scruff of neck*

Ok Mister, you're coming with me.

*winks at the others*

It worked.... teehee....

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Perhaps.

Perhaps not.

We really can't tell until you start doing it in earnest. Might be a long wait......

Originally posted by DarkC
New times, buddy.

That doesn't help David....what does that mean?

Originally posted by Syren
*grabs scruff of neck*

Ok Mister, you're coming with me.

Wow I never realized how different we are. I would have grabbed something totally different. It's like I don't know you anymore.cry

Originally posted by greenangel
Might be a long wait......

Somehow I figured it would be.

*flashes her a devastatingly handsome smile*

Do you like a man in a kilt?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Wow I never realized how different we are. I would have grabbed something totally different. It's like I don't know you anymore.cry

hysterical

Kerry, put me down, I want HER to bring me back.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
That doesn't help David....what does that mean?
I don't know! cry

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Somehow I figured it would be.

*flashes her a devastatingly handsome smile*

Do you like a man in a kilt? I like a man thats not full of shit~

Originally posted by greenangel
I like a man thats not full of shit~

Kerry! I demand that you tell this misinformed and obviously delusional young lady that I am in fact, not full of shit.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
hysterical

Kerry, put me down, I want HER to bring me back.

Moi?eyes

Originally posted by DarkC
I don't know! cry

ugh...you're not helping me man.... cry

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Moi?eyes

Oui, toi.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Oui, toi.

angel

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
ugh...you're not helping me man.... cry
I suppose new people come and old people return, feeling the need for making new threads.


-Tired Hiker- among them.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Wow I never realized how different we are. I would have grabbed something totally different. It's like I don't know you anymore.cry

hysterical

Oh my... well, in my defence, it would have been entirely inappropriate for me to have grabbed the Moose anywhere other than a safe region such as the scruff of the neck, for one reason or another.

*drops Moose unceremoniously on the floor*

He's all yours sweetie

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Kerry! I demand that you tell this misinformed and obviously delusional young lady that I am in fact, not full of shit.

Uh leftright

He's not full of shit. Honest?

Originally posted by Syren
hysterical

Oh my... well, in my defence, it would have been entirely inappropriate for me to have grabbed the Moose anywhere other than a safe region such as the scruff of the neck, for one reason or another.

*drops Moose unceremoniously on the floor*

He's all yours sweetie

True he is crafty.

Nah, craftiness is all well and good. I like crafty. But there are places Moose and I just don't go anymore. For reasons best not discussed

Originally posted by Syren
Uh leftright

He's not full of shit. Honest?

Pfft.

That's it?

After all we've been through, and all I've done to and for you?

schmoll

Originally posted by Syren
hysterical

Oh my... well, in my defence, it would have been entirely inappropriate for me to have grabbed the Moose anywhere other than a safe region such as the scruff of the neck, for one reason or another.

*drops Moose unceremoniously on the floor*

He's all yours sweetie *picks him up and runs away*


evillaugh

Originally posted by LethalFemme
True he is crafty.

Is that a compliment?

Originally posted by Syren
Nah, craftiness is all well and good. I like crafty. But there are places Moose and I just don't go anymore. For reasons best not discussed

*puts his arm around her*

I was too much for this l'il filly.....

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Pfft.

That's it?

After all we've been through, and all I've done to and for you?

schmoll

Yeah... you obviously didn't have as big an impact on me as you thought, stud

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
*puts his arm around her*

I was too much for this l'il filly.....

Ok, ok... for reasons of sheer embarrassment (and shame). Is that better?

Originally posted by Syren
Nah, craftiness is all well and good. I like crafty. But there are places Moose and I just don't go anymore. For reasons best not discussed

I get you.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
*picks him up and runs away*


evillaugh

What he won't do for............love.

Originally posted by Syren
Ok, ok... for reasons of sheer embarrassment (and shame). Is that better?

You're talking out of both sides of your ass, Kez.

Ok...I'll stop now, and just be natural.

*strips*

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
You're talking out of both sides of your ass, Kez.

Ok...I'll stop now, and just be natural.

*strips*

Huh.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
You're talking out of both sides of your ass, Kez.

Ok...I'll stop now, and just be natural.

*strips*
DId you trim your antlers?

Originally posted by DarkC
DId you trim your antlers?

No they still look pretty hairy to me.

Ewwww!

Imagine if it really was still 2003. hmm

*cue cheesy flashback *

Actually I was quite unhappy in 2003 so I'm glad it's not.

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
Imagine if it really was still 2003. hmm

*cue cheesy flashback *

Actually I was quite unhappy in 2003 so I'm glad it's not. Its because i wasn't here, isn't it?

Originally posted by DarkC
DId you trim your antlers?

You noticed.

Does it make me look thinner?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I'm confused.

According to my calendar, we are currently well over half way through 2006, yet, when I logged in this morning, there were no fewer than 29 threads from 2003 on the first page of the OTF.

Now, either it's sheer coincidence, people have a 2003 fetish, or I'm 3 years younger than I thought when I got up this morning, which, given what my ass looked like then, isn't exactly a good thing.

Help? cry so what, no big deal....

No, but it does bring out your chest.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Its because i wasn't here, isn't it? Yes. Of course.



I wasn't here either. That's why everyone was so sad.

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
Yes. Of course.



I wasn't here either. That's why everyone was so sad. I read that as "I want you, Alex."


Am i missing something?

Originally posted by JacopeX
so what, no big deal....

Oh, good...thank GOD Jacopex told me it was no big deal....but then again, you're probably lying.

Originally posted by DarkC
No, but it does bring out your chest.

Like you didn't look.mhm

Originally posted by DarkC
No, but it does bring out your chest.

You mean it makes me look busty?

Sure....why not.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
I read that as "I want you, Alex."


Am i missing something? Very accurate. The whole time I was typing, all I was thinking was how much I want you, how I want you right now.

I didn't realise it was so obvious. cry

Originally posted by DarkC
Sure....why not.

Great...just the look I wanted.

I need massive pecs.




I need a massive pec-dec machine then.

Originally posted by DarkC
I need massive pecs.




I need a massive pec-dec machine then.

Just work out and eat a high protein diet.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Just work out and eat a high protein diet. Or get a chest transplant.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Oh, good...thank GOD Jacopex told me it was no big deal....but then again, you're probably lying. no really, its no big deal. its jus your imagination :

Yea yea im lying wut ever you say :cough:

Originally posted by JacopeX
no really, its no big deal. its jus your imagination :

Yea yea im lying wut ever you say :cough: That would have more impact if you didn't use text speak and typed properly.

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
That would have more impact if you didn't use text speak and typed properly. i don care about makin impacts online but ok

BOOM HEAD SHOT!

A Buff Asian.

I Can see the headlines.......

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine


None of you were on Last Night....

Le Crew 2 !

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I'm confused.

According to my calendar, we are currently well over half way through 2006, yet, when I logged in this morning, there were no fewer than 29 threads from 2003 on the first page of the OTF.

Now, either it's sheer coincidence, people have a 2003 fetish, or I'm 3 years younger than I thought when I got up this morning, which, given what my ass looked like then, isn't exactly a good thing.

Help? cry