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I was doing a trick that i'm still trying to create called "The Elevator", which i have been working on since i was a child. And i did it once, it pinched my finger, and i did it twice, and it hit me in the face with the force of a thousand yo-yo's, and it gave me a bloody nose.


The bastard yo-yo's. Dont mess with them, their uprising has begun, Viva la Yo-Yo revolution.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
I was doing a trick that i'm still trying to create called "The Elevator", which i have been working on since i was a child. And i did it once, it pinched my finger, and i did it twice, and it hit me in the face with the force of a thousand yo-yo's, and it gave me a bloody nose.


The bastard yo-yo's. Dont mess with them, their uprising has begun, Viva la Yo-Yo revolution.

interesting

Originally posted by Ladyluck
I dont think i find this as funny as you do. Originally posted by Opaleye92
interesting Are you hitting on me?

Do you want to talk about it some more Axel?

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
I dont think i find this as funny as you do. Are you hitting on me?

Well not right now

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Do you want to talk about it some more Axel? Well, its a blue yo-yo. And its a Yomega Brain.

Originally posted by Ladyluck

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Well, its a blue yo-yo. And its a Yomega Brain.

Uh huh....go on.....explore that further Alex. I think you're really makeing a breakthrough!

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Uh huh....go on.....explore that further Alex. I think you're really makeing a breakthrough! Its got a "Floating Clutch System"

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Its got a "Floating Clutch System"

Good....GOOD...and how did your father feel about this??

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
I was doing a trick that i'm still trying to create called "The Elevator", which i have been working on since i was a child. And i did it once, it pinched my finger, and i did it twice, and it hit me in the face with the force of a thousand yo-yo's, and it gave me a bloody nose.


The bastard yo-yo's. Dont mess with them, their uprising has begun, Viva la Yo-Yo revolution.
They're evil, I never trusted them since I accidentally broke a lamp attempting an Around the World.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Good....GOOD...and how did your father feel about this?? Well, he thought it was a bit extreme to throw the puppy out of the window just to grab a yo yo.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Well, he thought it was a bit extreme to throw the puppy out of the window just to grab a yo yo.

I see. And then, when was it you started having thoughts of cross genderism?

http://themot.org/gallery/d/9259-1/gayboy.jpg

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I see. And then, when was it you started having thoughts of cross genderism? About the same time i met you


Maybe a month before.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
I was doing a trick that i'm still trying to create called "The Elevator", which i have been working on since i was a child. And i did it once, it pinched my finger, and i did it twice, and it hit me in the face with the force of a thousand yo-yo's, and it gave me a bloody nose.


The bastard yo-yo's. Dont mess with them, their uprising has begun, Viva la Yo-Yo revolution.

I'm so happy for you.blondeshake

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
About the same time i met you


Maybe a month before.

Yes yes...I see...I see....and, you decided that eloping was the way to go? To avoid your parents disapproval?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I'm so happy for you.blondeshake

That's a hot smilie

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I'm so happy for you.blondeshake shock droolioOriginally posted by ~Da Moose~
Yes yes...I see...I see....and, you decided that eloping was the way to go? To avoid your parents disapproval? Well, after the mothership lands, it'll be all over

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
That's a hot smilie

They're It's new.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
They're It's new.

Once again, your humour almost outshines your sex appeal.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Once again, your humour almost outshines your sex appeal.

I try ever so hard.eyes

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I try ever so hard.eyes

Yes, you make me so, as well.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Yes, you make me so, as well.

Hook, line and sinker.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Hook, line and sinker.

Yep...I'm your salmon.

Originally posted by Milkie
http://themot.org/gallery/d/9259-1/gayboy.jpg http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/550/gaykidcp7.jpg

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Yes, you make me so, as well. That was probably the smoothest thing i have ever seen

http://www.orlyowl.com/upload/files/notlegalbutgood.jpg

ermm

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
That was probably the smoothest thing i have ever seen

Thank you.

(Weren't you my apprentice at one time? Go out and USE that line on the next person that posts)

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Yep...I'm your salmon.

Funny when you think about it because if I were fishing I'd eat what I'd catch and yet I have this strange feeling it would somehow be opposite for us.hmm

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Yes, you make me so, as well.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Funny when you think about it because if I were fishing I'd eat what I'd catch and yet I have this strange feeling it would somehow be opposite for us.hmm Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Yes, you make me so, as well.


ermm

your yo yo is gay

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
ermm

You were supposed to use it on snoopy.

http://www.orlyowl.com/gobble.jpg

Originally posted by $noopbert
http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/550/gaykidcp7.jpg

http://themot.org/gallery/d/2350-1/ThatsGhey.jpg

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
your yo yo is gay Not as ghey as your s3x drive.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Funny when you think about it because if I were fishing I'd eat what I'd catch and yet I have this strange feeling it would somehow be opposite for us.hmm

Not so entirely funny, really. I think it would be completely understandable if the reverse were to happen in our case.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Yes, you make me so, as well.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
ermm

No you idiot....just tell the next person that they make you hard.

Got it.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Not so entirely funny, really. I think it would be completely understandable if the reverse were to happen in our case.

You might have a point.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~


Missed me again.

You make me hard.



lookaround

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You might have a point.



Missed me again.

Or maybe we could just eat out together.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
You make me hard.



lookaround


Just keep trying it until you get it right.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
You make me hard.



lookaround

That's the sweetest thing you've ever said to me.cry

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Or maybe we could just eat out together.

shock I don't know what to say to that. I've never been in that position.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Just keep trying it until you get it right. Get what right? My penis?

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Get what right? My penis?

No you're supposed to get that up.

Originally posted by LethalFemme




shock I don't know what to say to that. I've never been in that position.

I'm sure you'd be a natural at it. It's as easy as 67 +2.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Get what right? My penis?

No, the saying...

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
I was doing a trick that i'm still trying to create called "The Elevator", which i have been working on since i was a child. And i did it once, it pinched my finger, and i did it twice, and it hit me in the face with the force of a thousand yo-yo's, and it gave me a bloody nose.


The bastard yo-yo's. Dont mess with them, their uprising has begun, Viva la Yo-Yo revolution.

geez, a bloody nose from a yo yo? daaaaamn

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I'm sure you'd be a natural at it. It's as easy as 67 +2.

Or 100 - 31.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Or 100 - 31.

See? You're a fast learner. Now, let's apply that knowledge to a real scenario.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
See? You're a fast learner. Now, let's apply that knowledge to a real scenario.

Where is Syren when you need her?disgust

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
No, the saying... Soooo........penis?

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Soooo........penis?

Where?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Where is Syren when you need her?disgust

Oh for God's sake...

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Oh for God's sake...

Oh you meant me and you? Because you said we could both eat I didn't know that you liked that. You know eating at the same time.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Oh you meant me and you? Because you said we could both eat I didn't know that you liked that. You know eating at the same time.

I'm trying to follow here...and yes, I eat, unlike many others...or maybe like others, I don't know. And as long as you don't talk with your mouth full, yes, we can eat at the same time.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I'm trying to follow here...and yes, I eat, unlike many others...or maybe like others, I don't know. And as long as you don't talk with your mouth full, yes, we can eat at the same time.

See for a minute I thought you were talking about us simultaneously eating and there are other things that I could eat and I thought that perhaps you were talking about one of those lesser known food groups. It sort of threw me off and I was kinda shocked.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
See for a minute I thought you were talking about us simultaneously eating and there are other things that I could eat and I thought that perhaps you were talking about one of those lesser known food groups. It sort of threw me off and I was kinda shocked.

Well, you can do that of course, if you don't like my menu, you're certainly entitled to dine at another restaurant. I can't stop you, but I think you'd find that my cuisine is near the top of many lists.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Well, you can do that of course, if you don't like my menu, you're certainly entitled to dine at another restaurant. I can't stop you, but I think you'd find that my cuisine is near the top of many lists.

Sweetie you're still not getting it. Let me put it this way. There are many wonderful, delicious, succulent things on your menu but, when you said eat I had thought you meant how you would dine on things off of my menu. Although there's only one thing on your menu that can be eaten like one of my main courses and I thought you were talking about that particular appetizer.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Sweetie you're still not getting it. Let me put it this way. There are many wonderful, delicious, succulent things on your menu but, when you said eat I had thought you meant how you would dine on things off of my menu. Although there's only one thing on your menu that can be eaten like one of my main courses and I thought you were talking about that particular appetizer.

Oh, you mean go down on you?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Oh, you mean go down on you?

Okay my mouth your ass is a nono.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Okay my mouth your ass is a nono.

I should say it IS!

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I should say it IS!

That's what it seemed like you were talking about beacuse you said eat. Now go back and reread all of what we wrote and think of that. I was like what the hell.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
That's what it seemed like you were talking about beacuse you said eat. Now go back and reread all of what we wrote and think of that. I was like what the hell.

Oh sweet merciful crap!

I SOOO did not mean that.

yuck yuck yuck.

I'm going to take a shower.... *shivers*

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Oh sweet merciful crap!

I SOOO did not mean that.

yuck yuck yuck.

I'm going to take a shower.... *shivers*

Originally posted by LethalFemme


Wanna join me?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Wanna join me?

I'll wash your back if you wash mines.

Yes.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I'll wash your back if you wash mines.

Do you have more than one?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Do you have more than one?

Talking about my back or my back?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Talking about my back or my back?

Yes, you said mines. Just checking that you aren't some mutated freak.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Yes, you said mines. Just checking that you aren't some mutated freak.

I want you to wash both.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I want you to wash both.

Ok listen....we're doing it again. Both backs? Or your back and your...'front back'?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Ok listen....we're doing it again. Both backs? Or your back and your...'front back'?

My actual back and the thing I thought you were talking about before.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
My actual back and the thing I thought you were talking about before.

hysterical

Oh God this is funny. Not to worry L, I wouldn't miss anything....

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
hysterical

Oh God this is funny. Not to worry L, I wouldn't miss anything....

I'm sure you wouldn't. I gotta go seya sweetie.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I'm sure you wouldn't. I gotta go seya sweetie.

Ciao darlin, have a good one.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Ciao darlin, have a good one.

YOU SEEM TO BE GOOD FRIENDS