Xavius
I had to do it.
*Ken01 has joined the server.*
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*Dr-Xavius had joined the server.*
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*Captain SEX has joined the server.*
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*Dusty89 has joined the server.*
Ushgarak: Hello all. Greetings and welcome to KMC Online, and innovation MMORPG.
Mist: Where's Raz?
Ushgarak: Raz is closed. Anyways . . .
Lana44: Uh, you're wrong. Raz is unclosable. I'm a Mod, I would know.
Ushgarak: I'm a Mod too, Lana...
Lana: Oh... Oh yeah...
Dusty89: LOL!
Ushgarak: Is there something you find funny?
Dusty89: No...
Ushgarak: Didn't think so.
Tired_Gornack:
Ushgarak: Emoticons are not permitted on this server.
Tired_Gornack: Are waterslides permitted? LMAO!1
Ushgarak: You're banned.
Tired_Gornack: If you do it, I'll send Gornack after you!
Ushgarak: Gornack doesn't exist.
Tired_Gornack: He will tonight when he goes into your mom's bedroom and...
*Tired_Gornack has been restricted from the server.*
$noopy: That wasn't fair. Oh well... Time to drink Coke.
Dr-Xavius: Hi everyone...
Mist: Hey, you on our team?
Dr-Xavius: Yup.
Mist: You get to be the Medic. Get it? Hehehe!
Dr-Xavius: ...
Mist: ...
Dr-Xavius: ...
Mist:
Ushgarak: Mist, what did I just finish explaining?
Mist: Er...
Dr-Xavius: Wanna see me surgically remove something?
Mist: Okay.
*Ushgarak has been restricted from the server.*
DarkC: Pwned!
Vinny: Wanna have sex, DarkC?
DarkC: No, not really.
Vinny: Too late.
DarkC: OH WTF?!?!?!11
Ken01: Hahaha, that sounds nasty.
Cerberus: ROFL! LOOK AT ME! SOAP IN MOUTH! I R TEH SARCASTIC!
Ken01: Attention whore = Banned.
*Cerberus has been restricted from the server.*
Dusty89: Hive five, Ken!
Ken01: We're online, remember?
Dusty89: Give me my minute of joy, damnit.
Captain SEX: Why is my username Captain SEX?
Lana44: So... Anyone want a sig?
Captain SEX: Seriously... It's REX...
Lana44: ANYONE?!?!
Dr-Xavius: Fine! Put God on my sig.
Lana44: Yeah, can't do that.
Dr-Xavius: Why not?
Lana44: God doesn't exist and I dunno what he looks like.
Dr-Xavius: But you're a Mod... You should know what God looks like.
Lana44: Don't be a smartass or I swear I'll recommend you for total bannage!
Dr-Xavius: Harsh...
Dusty89: I'M IN UR FRIDGE...
Ken01: What the?
Dusty89: EATIN UR FOODZ!
Snoopy: This blows. When do we frag each other?
Dr-Xavius: Game kicks off in ten seconds.
*GAME HAS BEGUN*
Lana44: We each have special weapons! I gots a Rabbit Grenade . . . And a Pandoramomo gun.
Captain SEX: I have a Versus Forum Sword...?
Dusty89: LOL! Cookie Monster Bazooka!
Dr-Xavius: Megavitamin bomb! WOOT!
Mist: I have a picture of my red devil Avatar . . . Suckage.
VinnyV: A Dildo pistol? Sweet....
DarkC: Nunchucks? Kickarse!
$noopy: A litre of Coke? WTF?
Ken01: A cigarette? No! I can't do it!
Dr-Xavius: Do what, dude? Smoke it.
Ken01: I quit.
Dr-Xavius: Give it to me.
Ken01: Hells no!
Dr-Xavius: I swear to god, I'll throw a Megavitamin at you so hard, It'll cut you in half before it explodes.
Lana: It's impossible to cut someone in half wi...
Dr-Xavius: SHADDAP!
VinnyV: Anybody wanna have dirty, dirty sex... With a goat?
DarkC: Oh god.... That's nasty. I wanna play WoW. This sucks.
Dusty89: I'M IN UR FRIDGE...
Mist: Okay, that's it.
*Mist throws the paper at Dusty89 and kills him instantly. DUSTY89 IS OUT!*
Dusty89: Back in the lobby? I'll be damned.
*K Diddy has joined the server.*
VinnyV: Aw hells no!
K Diddy: Hey everyone! I just smoked a joint, had two beers, ate a kangaroo and f*cked my sock Skipping_gurl all at the same time, mate!
Dr-Xavius: That's a complete load of bullshit.
K Diddy:
VinnyV: Oh, no he didn't.
Lana44: I believe he did.
*VinnyV shoots dildo gun. Dildo lands in K Diddys mouth. K Diddy explodes. K DIDDY IS OUT!*
K Diddy: Hey Dusty! How's it going?
Dusty89: ...No.
*K Diddy has been restricted from the server by vote.*
$noopy: Hey, I got a litre of Coke. This rocks.
Captain SEX: Why is my username . . . Sex? It's REX, DAMNIT!
Snoopy: Dear god, shut up.
Captain SEX: Dude, I will kill you.
$noopy: With your shitty sword? Mkay.
Captain SEX: Dude, you have Coke. How do you plan on blocking a sword with that?
$noopy: Ah shit.
*Captain SEX slashes $noopy and kills him. $NOOPY IS OUT!*
Dusty89: IN UR FRIDGE...
$noopy: Dear god, No.
Dusty89: EATIN UR FOODZ!
$noopy: I'm stuck here with you? Damn, I got jipped.
Dr-Xavius: Hey DarkC!
DarkC: Yup?
Dr-Xavius: We've gotta win this.
Lana44: The hell you do.
Dr-Xavius: ah shit... Who's left on our team?
DarkC: Me, you and Vinny.
Dr-Xavius: Them?
DarkC: Ken01, Lana44 and Captain SEX ... I want milk.
Dr-Xavius: Milk? What about Coffee?
DarkC: Get some sleep, dude.
Dr-Xavius: Yeah, I know.
Mist: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!
VinnyV: Okay, someone is having sex with me whether they want it or not. This is ridiculous.
DarkC: You don't need to have sex, Vinny.
VinnyV: Hey, DarkC...
DarkC: Don't even think about it.
Ken01: Well, It's fair time that I kill all of you.
Dr-Xavius: With what? A f*cking Cigarette?
Ken01: CANCER! HEHEHEAHAHA!!!!
Dr-Xavius: That's going to take a long time, BUT THIS WONT!
*Xavius throws a Megavitamin and blows Ken01 off the map. KEN01 IS OUT!*
Ken01: Damn, I need a smoke...
Dusty89: You lost it. It was your weapon.
Ken01: Good lord...
Lana44: Okay, I'm pissed now.
VinnyV: This b*tch has two weapons! This is so lame.
DarkC: Uh... What do we do?
VinnyV: We run.
Lana44: Oh no you don't! SUPERMODPOWAH!!!!
*Lana44 throws a Rabbit Grenade at DarkC and VinnyV. VinnyV is blown away. VINNYV IS OUT!*
VinnyV: Well, I gotta say... That was one hell of a homosexual game.
Dusty89: I kinda liked it.
Ken01: Does anyone know whose team Mist is on? That kinda urked me.
VinnyV: Isn't he on the Captain SEX/Lana44 team?
Dusty89: I assume so.
Ken01: Let us just watch to confirm.
Dr-Xavius: Oh shit... Where is everyone?
DarkC: Dude, we are in major shit. It's just us two left.
Dr-Xavius: Damnit! Sex and Lana are still alive?
DarkC: Unfortunately, they are.
Dr-Xavius: Uh... Whose team is Mist on?
DarkC: Hmm, That's a good question. I dunno, but I seriously need to kill something.
Lana44: I've found you!
Dr-Xavius: Oh shitty!
DarkC: Check it, Xav.
*DarkC goes nuts and beats Lana44 to a pulp with the Nunchucks. LANA44 IS OUT.*
Lana44: GODDAMNIT!
Ken01: Haha, you got ruined out there.
Lana44: I lasted longer than you, you pathetic moron.
Ken01:
Lana44: NO EMOTICONS!
Ken01: Anybody got a smoke? Seriously now.
*Ken has been restricted from the server.*
Dusty89: IN UR FRIDGE...
Lana44: Augh hell nah!
VinnyV: Where's a Dildo gun when you need it?
Captain SEX: Woohoo! Time to reign my sword down upon the ugly versus biatches!
DarkC: I don't visit the versus, Sex.
*Barker has joined the server.*
Barker:
*Barker has left the Server.*
VinnyV: LMAO!!!
Dusty89: ROFL!!
Lana44: You guys and your stupid f*cking emoticons.
Ken01: Laugh out loud . . .
Lana44: Yeah... That's RIGHT!
Dr-Xavius: Dude, you need to die.
Captain SEX: Oh yeah? You're going down.
Dr-Xavius: Okay then, Captain SEX. Ahaha! Captain SEX! HAHAHA!
Captain SEX: F*CK THIS!
*Captain Rex has left the server . . . Crying.*
Mist: Mwuahaha!
Dr-Xavius: Oh dear...
Ken01: I bet money on mist.
VinnyV: Nah, Xavius will pull through.
DarkC: Yup, Xavius will be victorious.
Lana44: Mist is too popular.
Dusty89: What does popularity have to do with gaming skills?
Lana44: Here, I'll show you.
*Dusty89 has been restricted from the server.*
Ken01: Okay, that's enough of that. Buh bye, Lana!
Lana: SAY WHAT?!?!?!
*Lana has been restricted from the server... She left pretty pissed.*
DarkC: You're gonna get dragged into an alley and raped by her and Pandoramomo... You know that, right?
Ken01: Raped by two girls? Yyyyyeeeeeahhhhh.
VinnyV: Damnit... I want in!
Ken01: NO!
VinnyV: This is too lame, and I'm too sexy for this server... Too sexy for this server...
*Vinny has left the server... With a boner.*
DarkC: Wanna split a smoke?
Ken01: Uh... You don't smoke.
DarkC: We're online, Ken.
Ken01: I call deuce!
Mist: Hehehe! I w1ll pwn j00!!!!111
Dr-Xavius: L0l! l337 t4lk!
Mist: Oh yeah? Check out my paper!
Dr-Xavius: Hahaha! You threw it at Dusty89 and you lost it!
Mist: Oh no3s!1
*Mist slaps Dr-Xavius, taking down half of his health.*
Dr-Xavius: Ouch, WTF?
Mist: I'm gonna pimpslap you again and end this.
Dr-Xavius: No you won't!
DarkC: Uh oh! Epic battle!
Ken01: Do you think something stupid would happen, like this being just concluded before they fought?
DarkC: Meh, probably.
FIN
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*Captain SEX has joined the server.*
*Ushgarak has joined the server.*
*Dusty89 has joined the server.*
Ushgarak: Hello all. Greetings and welcome to KMC Online, and innovation MMORPG.
Mist: Where's Raz?
Ushgarak: Raz is closed. Anyways . . .
Lana44: Uh, you're wrong. Raz is unclosable. I'm a Mod, I would know.
Ushgarak: I'm a Mod too, Lana...
Lana: Oh... Oh yeah...
Dusty89: LOL!
Ushgarak: Is there something you find funny?
Dusty89: No...
Ushgarak: Didn't think so.
Tired_Gornack:
Ushgarak: Emoticons are not permitted on this server.
Tired_Gornack: Are waterslides permitted? LMAO!1
Ushgarak: You're banned.
Tired_Gornack: If you do it, I'll send Gornack after you!
Ushgarak: Gornack doesn't exist.
Tired_Gornack: He will tonight when he goes into your mom's bedroom and...
*Tired_Gornack has been restricted from the server.*
$noopy: That wasn't fair. Oh well... Time to drink Coke.
Dr-Xavius: Hi everyone...
Mist: Hey, you on our team?
Dr-Xavius: Yup.
Mist: You get to be the Medic. Get it? Hehehe!
Dr-Xavius: ...
Mist: ...
Dr-Xavius: ...
Mist:
Ushgarak: Mist, what did I just finish explaining?
Mist: Er...
Dr-Xavius: Wanna see me surgically remove something?
Mist: Okay.
*Ushgarak has been restricted from the server.*
DarkC: Pwned!
Vinny: Wanna have sex, DarkC?
DarkC: No, not really.
Vinny: Too late.
DarkC: OH WTF?!?!?!11
Ken01: Hahaha, that sounds nasty.
Cerberus: ROFL! LOOK AT ME! SOAP IN MOUTH! I R TEH SARCASTIC!
Ken01: Attention whore = Banned.
*Cerberus has been restricted from the server.*
Dusty89: Hive five, Ken!
Ken01: We're online, remember?
Dusty89: Give me my minute of joy, damnit.
Captain SEX: Why is my username Captain SEX?
Lana44: So... Anyone want a sig?
Captain SEX: Seriously... It's REX...
Lana44: ANYONE?!?!
Dr-Xavius: Fine! Put God on my sig.
Lana44: Yeah, can't do that.
Dr-Xavius: Why not?
Lana44: God doesn't exist and I dunno what he looks like.
Dr-Xavius: But you're a Mod... You should know what God looks like.
Lana44: Don't be a smartass or I swear I'll recommend you for total bannage!
Dr-Xavius: Harsh...
Dusty89: I'M IN UR FRIDGE...
Ken01: What the?
Dusty89: EATIN UR FOODZ!
Snoopy: This blows. When do we frag each other?
Dr-Xavius: Game kicks off in ten seconds.
*GAME HAS BEGUN*
Lana44: We each have special weapons! I gots a Rabbit Grenade . . . And a Pandoramomo gun.
Captain SEX: I have a Versus Forum Sword...?
Dusty89: LOL! Cookie Monster Bazooka!
Dr-Xavius: Megavitamin bomb! WOOT!
Mist: I have a picture of my red devil Avatar . . . Suckage.
VinnyV: A Dildo pistol? Sweet....
DarkC: Nunchucks? Kickarse!
$noopy: A litre of Coke? WTF?
Ken01: A cigarette? No! I can't do it!
Dr-Xavius: Do what, dude? Smoke it.
Ken01: I quit.
Dr-Xavius: Give it to me.
Ken01: Hells no!
Dr-Xavius: I swear to god, I'll throw a Megavitamin at you so hard, It'll cut you in half before it explodes.
Lana: It's impossible to cut someone in half wi...
Dr-Xavius: SHADDAP!
VinnyV: Anybody wanna have dirty, dirty sex... With a goat?
DarkC: Oh god.... That's nasty. I wanna play WoW. This sucks.
Dusty89: I'M IN UR FRIDGE...
Mist: Okay, that's it.
*Mist throws the paper at Dusty89 and kills him instantly. DUSTY89 IS OUT!*
Dusty89: Back in the lobby? I'll be damned.
*K Diddy has joined the server.*
VinnyV: Aw hells no!
K Diddy: Hey everyone! I just smoked a joint, had two beers, ate a kangaroo and f*cked my sock Skipping_gurl all at the same time, mate!
Dr-Xavius: That's a complete load of bullshit.
K Diddy:
VinnyV: Oh, no he didn't.
Lana44: I believe he did.
*VinnyV shoots dildo gun. Dildo lands in K Diddys mouth. K Diddy explodes. K DIDDY IS OUT!*
K Diddy: Hey Dusty! How's it going?
Dusty89: ...No.
*K Diddy has been restricted from the server by vote.*
$noopy: Hey, I got a litre of Coke. This rocks.
Captain SEX: Why is my username . . . Sex? It's REX, DAMNIT!
Snoopy: Dear god, shut up.
Captain SEX: Dude, I will kill you.
$noopy: With your shitty sword? Mkay.
Captain SEX: Dude, you have Coke. How do you plan on blocking a sword with that?
$noopy: Ah shit.
*Captain SEX slashes $noopy and kills him. $NOOPY IS OUT!*
Dusty89: IN UR FRIDGE...
$noopy: Dear god, No.
Dusty89: EATIN UR FOODZ!
$noopy: I'm stuck here with you? Damn, I got jipped.
Dr-Xavius: Hey DarkC!
DarkC: Yup?
Dr-Xavius: We've gotta win this.
Lana44: The hell you do.
Dr-Xavius: ah shit... Who's left on our team?
DarkC: Me, you and Vinny.
Dr-Xavius: Them?
DarkC: Ken01, Lana44 and Captain SEX ... I want milk.
Dr-Xavius: Milk? What about Coffee?
DarkC: Get some sleep, dude.
Dr-Xavius: Yeah, I know.
Mist: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!
VinnyV: Okay, someone is having sex with me whether they want it or not. This is ridiculous.
DarkC: You don't need to have sex, Vinny.
VinnyV: Hey, DarkC...
DarkC: Don't even think about it.
Ken01: Well, It's fair time that I kill all of you.
Dr-Xavius: With what? A f*cking Cigarette?
Ken01: CANCER! HEHEHEAHAHA!!!!
Dr-Xavius: That's going to take a long time, BUT THIS WONT!
*Xavius throws a Megavitamin and blows Ken01 off the map. KEN01 IS OUT!*
Ken01: Damn, I need a smoke...
Dusty89: You lost it. It was your weapon.
Ken01: Good lord...
Lana44: Okay, I'm pissed now.
VinnyV: This b*tch has two weapons! This is so lame.
DarkC: Uh... What do we do?
VinnyV: We run.
Lana44: Oh no you don't! SUPERMODPOWAH!!!!
*Lana44 throws a Rabbit Grenade at DarkC and VinnyV. VinnyV is blown away. VINNYV IS OUT!*
VinnyV: Well, I gotta say... That was one hell of a homosexual game.
Dusty89: I kinda liked it.
Ken01: Does anyone know whose team Mist is on? That kinda urked me.
VinnyV: Isn't he on the Captain SEX/Lana44 team?
Dusty89: I assume so.
Ken01: Let us just watch to confirm.
Dr-Xavius: Oh shit... Where is everyone?
DarkC: Dude, we are in major shit. It's just us two left.
Dr-Xavius: Damnit! Sex and Lana are still alive?
DarkC: Unfortunately, they are.
Dr-Xavius: Uh... Whose team is Mist on?
DarkC: Hmm, That's a good question. I dunno, but I seriously need to kill something.
Lana44: I've found you!
Dr-Xavius: Oh shitty!
DarkC: Check it, Xav.
*DarkC goes nuts and beats Lana44 to a pulp with the Nunchucks. LANA44 IS OUT.*
Lana44: GODDAMNIT!
Ken01: Haha, you got ruined out there.
Lana44: I lasted longer than you, you pathetic moron.
Ken01:
Lana44: NO EMOTICONS!
Ken01: Anybody got a smoke? Seriously now.
*Ken has been restricted from the server.*
Dusty89: IN UR FRIDGE...
Lana44: Augh hell nah!
VinnyV: Where's a Dildo gun when you need it?
Captain SEX: Woohoo! Time to reign my sword down upon the ugly versus biatches!
DarkC: I don't visit the versus, Sex.
*Barker has joined the server.*
Barker:
*Barker has left the Server.*
VinnyV: LMAO!!!
Dusty89: ROFL!!
Lana44: You guys and your stupid f*cking emoticons.
Ken01: Laugh out loud . . .
Lana44: Yeah... That's RIGHT!
Dr-Xavius: Dude, you need to die.
Captain SEX: Oh yeah? You're going down.
Dr-Xavius: Okay then, Captain SEX. Ahaha! Captain SEX! HAHAHA!
Captain SEX: F*CK THIS!
*Captain Rex has left the server . . . Crying.*
Mist: Mwuahaha!
Dr-Xavius: Oh dear...
Ken01: I bet money on mist.
VinnyV: Nah, Xavius will pull through.
DarkC: Yup, Xavius will be victorious.
Lana44: Mist is too popular.
Dusty89: What does popularity have to do with gaming skills?
Lana44: Here, I'll show you.
*Dusty89 has been restricted from the server.*
Ken01: Okay, that's enough of that. Buh bye, Lana!
Lana: SAY WHAT?!?!?!
*Lana has been restricted from the server... She left pretty pissed.*
DarkC: You're gonna get dragged into an alley and raped by her and Pandoramomo... You know that, right?
Ken01: Raped by two girls? Yyyyyeeeeeahhhhh.
VinnyV: Damnit... I want in!
Ken01: NO!
VinnyV: This is too lame, and I'm too sexy for this server... Too sexy for this server...
*Vinny has left the server... With a boner.*
DarkC: Wanna split a smoke?
Ken01: Uh... You don't smoke.
DarkC: We're online, Ken.
Ken01: I call deuce!
Mist: Hehehe! I w1ll pwn j00!!!!111
Dr-Xavius: L0l! l337 t4lk!
Mist: Oh yeah? Check out my paper!
Dr-Xavius: Hahaha! You threw it at Dusty89 and you lost it!
Mist: Oh no3s!1
*Mist slaps Dr-Xavius, taking down half of his health.*
Dr-Xavius: Ouch, WTF?
Mist: I'm gonna pimpslap you again and end this.
Dr-Xavius: No you won't!
DarkC: Uh oh! Epic battle!
Ken01: Do you think something stupid would happen, like this being just concluded before they fought?
DarkC: Meh, probably.
FIN