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Poster's Note: There are many things in here that you may disagree with. Such as shipping, people's deaths, and what not. Please do not get angry, or anilitical, this is an attempt at humor. It might be crude, but nothing that can't be found in your local chapter of OTF.And if it's a little weird, blame the sevral sharpies that've been stuck up my nose.
As Promised many Eons ago, the HARRY POTTER SERIES MUSICAL Comes out. The rave reviews are in.
HPM is better than a goat!-Shut Up Daily
I'm hungry-Hungry
This 9 hour long musical is almost as awesome as the Phantom a maik combined!-KingofKings!
Now, from the illustrious musical, we will preview in the un-paid advertisement. We have images, sounds, good actors, unfortuneately, none of those things appear in the musical. Let's read some "clips" from the thing itself:
(Harry has accidentally transformed himself into Kim Jong Ill during transfiguration at the end of 4th year! Over the summer, after launching missles into the sea of Japan he sings!)
Harry: I'm so Ronery / So ronery / So ronery and sadry arone / There's no one / Just me onry / Sitting on my rittle throne / I work very hard to be number one guy / but, stiwr there's no one to right up my rife / Seems rike no one takes me serirousry / And so, I'm ronery / A rittle ronery / Poor rittle me /
(Harry, Fred, and George, singinging to Hermionie after she tells Mcgongagall about the firebolt)
F &G: Firebolt! Firebolt! Firebolt!
Harry: I want to ride my
F&G: Firebolt!Firebolt!Firebolt!
Harry: I want to ride my fireblt, I want to ride my broom; I want to ride my firebolt, I was to make it swish and vroom!
(Hermionie, after seeing Ron with Lavendar, sits in an empty class room)
Hermionie: Oh Ron, you're so clueless, can't yousee that I...that I....{Cheap Trick's "I want you to want me" starts playing}
I want you to want me.
I need you to need me
I'd love you to love
and I'm begging you to beg me.
(singing summoned birds) You want him to want you
You need him to need you
You'd love him to love you
and your begging him you beg you
(Song ends, Hermionie Cries)
(Voldemort gets a sex change in book 7, and Harry kills her. Witches, Wizards, and Goblins around the wolrd rejoice)
Ding dong the witch is dead
which old witch, the voldy witch
ding dong the moldy voldy witch is dead.
She's gone where thegoblins go below, below belwo yo-ho
(forgot rest of lyrics)
(In the 4th Book, during the Yule Ball, Ron, upon seeing Hermionie sings!)
Ron: I've got chills multiplying, and I'm losing control, and the power your suppling, It;s electrifing.
Hermionie: Well you better shape up, cuz I don't need you, man, though my heart is set on you. You gotta shape up, you gotta understand, Cause my brain just says "F*ck you!"
Ron: You're the one that I want, you are the one I want. Her-Her-Her-mionie
(Voldemort, talking to Harry before their final duel)
See,Harry, there's three kinds of People: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies like Dumbledore think everyone can get along, and dicks, like you just want to **** all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Me. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get ****ed by dicks. But dicks also **** assholes, Potter. And if they didn't **** the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit! Which will happen, because you're too much of a pussy to be a good Dick!
(Haarry, singing a song after getting wasted and Bill's wedding,)
["Scotty Doesn't Know" from Eurotrip}
Harry: Ronny doesn't know that his sister and me do it in the Dorm every Charms class. She tells him she in class, but she doesn't go, still she's on her knees, and ronny doesn't know!
That's the end of our time together. Remember for just $1,647,484,764,784,735.98 you too can witness the greatness that is the Harry Potter Series musical....LIVE!
As Promised many Eons ago, the HARRY POTTER SERIES MUSICAL Comes out. The rave reviews are in.
HPM is better than a goat!-Shut Up Daily
I'm hungry-Hungry
This 9 hour long musical is almost as awesome as the Phantom a maik combined!-KingofKings!
Now, from the illustrious musical, we will preview in the un-paid advertisement. We have images, sounds, good actors, unfortuneately, none of those things appear in the musical. Let's read some "clips" from the thing itself:
(Harry has accidentally transformed himself into Kim Jong Ill during transfiguration at the end of 4th year! Over the summer, after launching missles into the sea of Japan he sings!)
Harry: I'm so Ronery / So ronery / So ronery and sadry arone / There's no one / Just me onry / Sitting on my rittle throne / I work very hard to be number one guy / but, stiwr there's no one to right up my rife / Seems rike no one takes me serirousry / And so, I'm ronery / A rittle ronery / Poor rittle me /
(Harry, Fred, and George, singinging to Hermionie after she tells Mcgongagall about the firebolt)
F &G: Firebolt! Firebolt! Firebolt!
Harry: I want to ride my
F&G: Firebolt!Firebolt!Firebolt!
Harry: I want to ride my fireblt, I want to ride my broom; I want to ride my firebolt, I was to make it swish and vroom!
(Hermionie, after seeing Ron with Lavendar, sits in an empty class room)
Hermionie: Oh Ron, you're so clueless, can't yousee that I...that I....{Cheap Trick's "I want you to want me" starts playing}
I want you to want me.
I need you to need me
I'd love you to love
and I'm begging you to beg me.
(singing summoned birds) You want him to want you
You need him to need you
You'd love him to love you
and your begging him you beg you
(Song ends, Hermionie Cries)
(Voldemort gets a sex change in book 7, and Harry kills her. Witches, Wizards, and Goblins around the wolrd rejoice)
Ding dong the witch is dead
which old witch, the voldy witch
ding dong the moldy voldy witch is dead.
She's gone where thegoblins go below, below belwo yo-ho
(forgot rest of lyrics)
(In the 4th Book, during the Yule Ball, Ron, upon seeing Hermionie sings!)
Ron: I've got chills multiplying, and I'm losing control, and the power your suppling, It;s electrifing.
Hermionie: Well you better shape up, cuz I don't need you, man, though my heart is set on you. You gotta shape up, you gotta understand, Cause my brain just says "F*ck you!"
Ron: You're the one that I want, you are the one I want. Her-Her-Her-mionie
(Voldemort, talking to Harry before their final duel)
See,Harry, there's three kinds of People: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies like Dumbledore think everyone can get along, and dicks, like you just want to **** all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Me. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get ****ed by dicks. But dicks also **** assholes, Potter. And if they didn't **** the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit! Which will happen, because you're too much of a pussy to be a good Dick!
(Haarry, singing a song after getting wasted and Bill's wedding,)
["Scotty Doesn't Know" from Eurotrip}
Harry: Ronny doesn't know that his sister and me do it in the Dorm every Charms class. She tells him she in class, but she doesn't go, still she's on her knees, and ronny doesn't know!
That's the end of our time together. Remember for just $1,647,484,764,784,735.98 you too can witness the greatness that is the Harry Potter Series musical....LIVE!