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Put your unalterd, uncensored questions to KMC's Chancellor, Grand Moff Gav!

don't get it

Originally posted by Barker
Nah.

Originally posted by Grand_Moff_Gav
Put your unalterd, uncensored questions to KMC's Chancellor, Grand Moff Gav!

What's a vagina?

Originally posted by Grand_Moff_Gav
Put your unalterd, uncensored questions to KMC's Chancellor, Grand Moff Gav! What's coffee?

what does defenastrate mean?

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
What's a vagina?

A vagina is the female reproductive organ, it is here that the male penatrates the woman and releases sperm from his erect penis into her,

Originally posted by Valharu
What's coffee?

Coffee is a drink made from Coffee beans, which are stewed in boiling water, it is high in cafine and also, because it requires boiled water if you soley drink coffee you are protrcted from water-carried diseases...such as the Bubonic plauge.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

It depends. can the wood get cucked by a woodcuck if the woodchuck could chuck wood?

In short. about a tree load...

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he?

ermm

What's better? The movie 'Snatch' or sex?

Originally posted by Itzak
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he?

ermm

He didn't have hair, he had fur.

Originally posted by Dusty
What's better? The movie 'Snatch' or sex?
What age are you? Over 16 Snatch, Under 16 Sex.

will Hulkamania prevail?

Nope, McMahonism all the way...and Randy Orton...

Can the concept of time be a manageable and useful force?

Ofcourse, the concept of time is manageble and it is a useful source. It helps society keep orderd, i.e. the dentist, wouldn't it be disastourous if everyone just turned up randomly!

Also, I believe you wanted to know if Time manipulatuion was a valid concept which, if true, could be useful.

Originally posted by Grand_Moff_Gav
Put your unalterd, uncensored questions to KMC's Chancellor, Grand Moff Gav!
Do I know you?

I recognise your name, don't think we've talked though. awell, nice to meet you.

Ever heard of bacon sandwich?

Originally posted by Wolflet
Ever heard of bacon sandwich?
Nope, unless you mean the thing you eat, then yeah!

Originally posted by Grand_Moff_Gav
Ofcourse, the concept of time is manageble and it is a useful source. It helps society keep orderd, i.e. the dentist, wouldn't it be disastourous if everyone just turned up randomly!

Also, I believe you wanted to know if Time manipulatuion was a valid concept which, if true, could be useful. Bummer. I was aiming at the management angle and seeing if you would pick it up. I'll have to step it up a notch.

Leaving bag

Originally posted by Valharu
Bummer. I was aiming at the management angle and seeing if you would pick it up. I'll have to step it up a notch.

See I was going to talk about the use of a diary, lol...

Food is to hunger as LethalFemme is to?????

Food is to hunger as LethalFemme is to an incredibly horny guy on the verge of rape....

Originally posted by Grand_Moff_Gav
Food is to hunger as LethalFemme is to an incredibly horny guy on the verge of rape....

wtf

Originally posted by Grand_Moff_Gav
He didn't have hair, he had fur.


What age are you? Over 16 Snatch, Under 16 Sex. Wrong, snatch is better.



Who killed Kennedy?

Foods solves the problem of hunger, lethalfemme solves the problem of a lack of sex..

Spread the word.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Wrong, snatch is better.



Who killed Kennedy?

Hmmm your wrong

The Driver

Originally posted by Grand_Moff_Gav

What age are you? Over 16 Snatch, Under 16 Sex.

Isn't it the other way around ermm

Originally posted by Grand_Moff_Gav
Hmmm your wrong

The Driver Which is impossible for the driver to have killed JFK. Once again, you are wrong.

Originally posted by Grand_Moff_Gav
Foods solves the problem of hunger, lethalfemme solves the problem of a lack of sex..

Spread the word.

More like spread something else.schmoll

Originally posted by silver_tears
Isn't it the other way around ermm

Ssh he's watching us.

They always are photodiva

Originally posted by silver_tears
They always are photodiva

Doesn't it bother you? I can't even OMG they're still here.

I'll tell you later

I'll be waiting, although we gotta keep an eye on that mist, he's crafty. disgust

I say we invite da rev

Originally posted by silver_tears
I'll be waiting, although we gotta keep an eye on that mist, he's crafty. disgust

I know cause one time I was online and he was here so I waited for him to leave before I posted and he did. Then I posted and he came right back on.shock

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
I say we invite da rev

So, where've you been, grand Moff, havent noticed you in over a month...

Originally posted by silver_tears
Isn't it the other way around ermm

Nope, I can get sex when I want, have you ever tried getting a copy of Snatch?Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Which is impossible for the driver to have killed JFK. Once again, you are wrong.

By the driver I mean his sunday driver...not the one in the car at the tme...Originally posted by HellMaster93
So, where've you been, grand Moff, havent noticed you in over a month... I've been away for awhile, but I'm back!

ok, how does this work?
this is ma first post in a forum ever good eh
and how can u compare snatch with sex
two completly different things violence and sex infact i dont think u even see a woman in snatch not to mention a boob, o yeah i bet i have confused all u geeks eh!!!

So who is goin to explain what a boob is?
think about it?
the thing or the person or what has happened?try and make sence of that, if u cant i'll explain it all for you!!!

Nice First post...need to work on your set out though.

I think my question would be....what the hell did that mean?

ok whatever aybe u should make a thread on how to set out a post lol

yeah im too clever for u all?
well what is a boob?

There are many definitions, you'll have to be specific honey!

A boob is slang for the female breast.

Or and idiot!

or an mistake

everyone has different views!

or a mistake

so true

did u know?

grand moff gav hasn't even seen the film snatch?

have u? devilion

lol, I think we've gotten to the bottom of the Boob Question, Loopykill you need a sig!

ok, lets talk about Damien Rice. one of my better albums but not the best!

has anyone heard of him?

I have heard of him, buts thats about it. Electra likes his music.

Interesting...lol...personally, I'm not a fan...but it's almost like I can hear him from here....

i think u should get his album great to listen to in the house

Well, Loop, I will consider listening to some Damien Rice...

Anymore questions?

If I tongue my cat will I get ringworm?

I suggest you don't even consider that...

How did diddy, get to be the way he is?

Originally posted by Grand_Moff_Gav
I suggest you don't even consider that... Too late.

Originally posted by bigbran
How did diddy, get to be the way he is?
A combination of abandonment, sexual frustration, social exclusion and dyslexia...

Originally posted by Grand_Moff_Gav
A vagina is the female reproductive organ, it is here that the male penatrates the woman and releases sperm from his erect penis into her.

So then . . . what the hell is a penis?

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
So then . . . what the hell is a penis?

A penis is the male reproductive organ which is used to transfer used "fluid" from the body, it is also used to penetrate a woman's vagina and sperm created in the testicles are ejaculated from the penis into the vagina,

many men judge their masculinity by the size of their penis, the more a man boasts about it, the smaller it is.

Originally posted by Grand_Moff_Gav
A penis is the male reproductive organ which is used to transfer used "fluid" from the body, it is also used to penetrate a woman's vagina and sperm created in the testicles are ejaculated from the penis into the vagina,

many men judge their masculinity by the size of their penis, the more a man boasts about it, the smaller it is. I've heard of those things!!!

It's worrying that people joke about that...

Originally posted by Grand_Moff_Gav
A penis is the male reproductive organ which is used to transfer used "fluid" from the body, it is also used to penetrate a woman's vagina and sperm created in the testicles are ejaculated from the penis into the vagina,

many men judge their masculinity by the size of their penis, the more a man boasts about it, the smaller it is.

Hmm, I never thought of it that way! Thanks, Grand Moff! Peace and love, Hiker.

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
Hmm, I never thought of it that way! Thanks, Grand Moff! Peace and love, Hiker.

It is my duty to serve the fine people of KMC!

Why should I post here?

Originally posted by Lord Paradise
Why should I post here?

Well, you have nothing better to do with your time and lets face it...what harm does it do? Least this thread isn't about sex...which is rare in the OTF.

What is fujahgerjdhgfu?

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
What is fujahgerjdhgfu?

A jumble of letters,with the vowels u,a,e which are the Initials of the United Arab Emirates which means...fujahgerjdhgfu is a code word for terrorists!

What's an anus?

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
What's an anus?


The rear end of your body, poo comes out....

Tell us the story of why your username is what it is. Seriously, I am interested.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Tell us the story of why your username is what it is. Seriously, I am interested.

Well, its all based on this man:

http://www.firsttvdrama.com/central/dead/tarkin1.jpg

Grand Moff Tarkin from Star Wars...my name is Gavin...so...take the title Grand Moff, stick on Gav and you get Grand Moff Gav...It was so long ago I can't remember how I came up with it...I only really use it on KMC anyway, none of my friends use it...Star Wars fetish is my little secret

I'm thinking of changing it too like, Cardinal Gav or somthing more Catholic...haha...but I am still partial to GMG!

Originally posted by Grand_Moff_Gav

many men judge their masculinity by the size of their penis, the more a man boasts about it, the smaller it is. at last, someone finally gets it.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
at last, someone finally gets it.

Thanks Must just be, in tune.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Tell us the story of why your username is what it is. Seriously, I am interested.

I had a dream that I came on KMC and you had replied that you weren't satisfied with my answer, wasn't inventive enough or something.

Originally posted by Grand_Moff_Gav
Well, its all based on this man:

http://www.firsttvdrama.com/central/dead/tarkin1.jpg

Grand Moff Tarkin from Star Wars...my name is Gavin...so...take the title Grand Moff, stick on Gav and you get Grand Moff Gav...It was so long ago I can't remember how I came up with it...I only really use it on KMC anyway, none of my friends use it...Star Wars fetish is my little secret

I'm thinking of changing it too like, Cardinal Gav or somthing more Catholic...haha...but I am still partial to GMG!


Gavin...as in....Gavin Darklighter?...

Originally posted by Grand_Moff_Gav
I had a dream that I came on KMC and you had replied that you weren't satisfied with my answer, wasn't inventive enough or something.

I am satisfied with your answer...so...YOUR DREAMS FAIL!!! http://smileyjungle.com/smilies/evil0.gif

Google tells me that Gavin Darklighter is a character from the Star Wars books...and I tell you whoever came up with Darklighter as a name was an idiot! (I have a feeling it was Lucas)

Is it true that in 1976 the first handbag was invented, and before that everyone carried buckets of water?

No.

Screw you, I think it is.

It was 1974

Originally posted by Grand_Moff_Gav
It was 1974

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...any other questions?

Originally posted by Grand_Moff_Gav
...any other questions?

Yes. Is it true that in 1976 the first handbag was invented, and before that everyone carried buckets of water?

No.

Originally posted by Grand_Moff_Gav
No.

Fair enough.

Originally posted by Bloigen
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*sighs*

Obviously, the bag you tote is a douche bag.

I really wonder about Bloigen, he had my MSN once...huuge error.

Originally posted by dadudemon
*sighs*

Obviously, the bag you tote is a douche bag.

I don't mind being insulted but when it's that stupid, it kinda hurts. Seriously man, think of something better. Come on, try again. You'll still get your self-esteem boost, I promise.

Originally posted by Grand_Moff_Gav
I really wonder about Bloigen, he had my MSN once...huuge error.

I did? Why would I want your MSN?

What is sex?

Best thing about Scotland? Are scottish women hot?

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
What is sex?



I think I should ask Storm to explain this...but I'll give it ago...

When, a man and a woman love each other very much they hug in a special way...babies are then made...but dont worry about it, you wont be having sex for a very very long time. You've got puberty to go through first. And, puberty is when your body starts to change and you become a man.

Originally posted by DARKLORDCAEDUS
Best thing about Scotland? Are scottish women hot?

Some are...but those from the West Coast should never be approached.

Best thing? Everyone loves us and hates England...why I don't know...

Originally posted by Bloigen
I don't mind being insulted but when it's that stupid, it kinda hurts. Seriously man, think of something better. Come on, try again. You'll still get your self-esteem boost, I promise.


AHHHH HAHAH AHAH AHAH AH AH AHAAHH!!!11!!!!!!!111!

Dude, it was a joke. I don't really insult people seriously on a message board. You gotta give me props, dude, that "douche bag" comment was timed just right.

Originally posted by dadudemon
AHHHH HAHAH AHAH AHAH AH AH AHAAHH!!!11!!!!!!!111!

Dude, it was a joke. I don't really insult people seriously on a message board. You gotta give me props, dude, that "douche bag" comment was timed just right.

Most communications with him are insults, so he just assumes.

What is a 'RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"?

Its a type of raincoat, made famous by Historian Micheal Starkey who used to wear it all the time..even in the shower.

What's the meaning of death?

It doesn't have one...this idea that death is anything important is totally wrong, death is like a three minute event at most, life goes on...you can really split LIFE into these basic parts.

Birth-Babyhood-Toddlership-Puberty-Rat Race Begins-Rat Race Stops-Retirement-Death-Hell/Heaven-Rat Race Begins Again----

Originally posted by dadudemon
AHHHH HAHAH AHAH AHAH AH AH AHAAHH!!!11!!!!!!!111!

Dude, it was a joke. I don't really insult people seriously on a message board. You gotta give me props, dude, that "douche bag" comment was timed just right.

It's hard to perceive someone's tone over the internet. Still remains that the joke was terrible though.

Originally posted by Grand_Moff_Gav
Most communications with him are insults, so he just assumes.

I don't know who you are but I'm gonna guess that you are insanely jealous of me?

Triple post!

Originally posted by Bloigen
It's hard to perceive someone's tone over the internet. Still remains that the joke was terrible though.

Yeah right, it pwnt and you know it.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Yeah right, it pwnt and you know it.

Negative. IT DIDN'T PWN ANYTHING! I KNNOOOWWW NOTHING! NOTHING!