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hey people, heard about the commet which will maybe hit us in 2031 days?
What is yours opinion...?should we send yersot out, and maybe it will turn back, because the smell?

so....i hear the year 2019.
So far they're relying on the technologies that they're gonna discover. I heard it can destroy a whole continent (i dunno wich) and that at todays resources, there's nothin' they can do.

nuke it, out f the way!!!! they plan to nuke it out of the way, do it whant hit the tellus as the educated people says!heh in other word, mother earth!!

if they nuke it, it's still gonna come, but in smaller pieces

they can nuke it out a way, maybe small particles will come, but, it will burn up in the atmosphere!

by the way, I will reather prefere some "smal" particles, than a 2 km huge mother ****er!

must work on shelter now
*starts digging*

Well, 'maybe' hardly tells the full story; the chances of it hitting are almost zero.

NASA speaks

just read that the comet whant hit us in 2017, but its a slight chance that I will hit in 2060. That I dont mind, I am probably all-ready dead!

Looks like its time to trot out the deathclock again...


http://deathclock.com/

no, that things is too scary

Not if you set it on optimistic mode.

imagine if optimistic result is 2003

My brother-in-law is already dead. He just doesn't know it yet. My sister won't tell him.

reassuring for those who have been scheduled on the death count to die very soon.

I'm good til November 2052. I'll be 89 when I die.

89...I hope I die before I get old.

i did my deathclock test last year.
IT says August 2062, i think.
SOme ppl there actually take it seriously .....

Comet eh?
Well if this one doesn't hit, we'll have to wait 80,000 years for that other one that's heading towards us.

then we cant miss out now, come comet!

What the ****? What What What? A cuffing comet? Aaarrgggghhhh!!!!

Where the cuff Bruce Willis when you need him?????

he is uo drilling some holes in the global killer, this one aint a treath so bruce want be needed here
Bad Boy, bring your tools, and lets get ready to make a hole in the comet, do u have a hammer, maybe sledgehammer?

I got a plastic Mechano kit.

that is like shooting whit an airgun on a train! (armageddon)hehe

We need reel metal, what about yerss head?

It would split 'cos his head is too wooden!

If it does hit, that means I'll die aged 33. NO! I am not dying at 33! That's not fair!

what about 34 hehe, hey bb, gotten my pm yet?
Yerss are you ready to go up in space?

I want to go to space I wanna be like Ben Affleck and end up with Liv Tyler!

dont feel sorry, you can always find better things that liv.....you are a space cowboy!hehe, have you gooten my private message yet?

you DO know it's all a big story?
There are too many if's in it to let it actually crash into earth

I have and I've replied. Sorry, it took so long. I wasn't aware you sent one!

I know that yerss, hey people, what is the last thing you would do if the commet went down to earth tmorrow, and this where you last hours?, I would have sat down and whatched Black hawk Down!

plan what I always wanted to do: suicide

What would I do?

1) Play my guitar in front of the biggest crowd possible.

2) Try to contact all the famous people I've always wanted to meet.

3) Redeem all my mistakes in life.

4) Watch Armageddon for some courage.

5) Stand on a high hill and scream at the asteroid just before it collides. "COME AND GET ME MOTHER****ER!!!!!!! AAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!!!

hmm, sounds interessting!hehe but I will stick to Black Hawk Down for the minutte!

The end of the world sucks.

Well, seeing everyone dies, yes it does suck!

you put a lot of thinking in that comment!?hehe

Well, what are you gonna do, you know?

There's no sense worrying about it.

Live today and let tomorrow worry about itself.

tomorrow never dies!

But I'm too cute to die

What's the connection between "On her Majesty secret service" and "tomorrow never dies"?

(a COMPLETE answer please)

James Bond?

Who cares? We're talking about the end of the world, and you chime in with some James Bond shit. What's up with that?

after that, connection within the movie

Yeh, the end of the world!

AAAAARRRRGGGHHHHH!!!!!! WERE GONNA DIE!!!! WERE GONNA DIE!!!!

I WANT MY MUMMY!!!!!!

Yup, too bad so sad.

if the asteroid actually had ANY realistic chance of hitting..1 in 250 000 isn't really good enough

There's still a chance!

Tomorrow never dies is the familly moto!
and that is shown in her maje........service

yup, almost...

the "family moto" wasn't "Tomorrow never dies" literally, what was it?

yea it is, chech out the end of TND, and James says it! to the lovely Sophie Marceau!

talking about ihmss!
the moto wasn't in english, what was it originally?

yup it was, dam I love knowing everything!hehe

Ok, Tom. You have shocked me before with of your answers but answer this!

Q. Who wrote the additional score for The Rock?

Bet your stumped there!

So you have to decide whether you want to die on the initial impact or end up trying to survive in a bleak and brutal Mad Max Nuclear-style winter.

thomas...one thing...there is no connection between them

there is a connection between Majesty secret service and The World Is Not Enough

it aint gonna hit the earth, by 2019 they figured out a way of knocking it of its path.

sent bruce willis out to nuke it?

Apparently yerss doesn't know about remote-controlled nukes...

among other things he doesnt know about.

sure I know that! It's called my sister!

She's the one who beats you up every night, right?

no, that's my mother actually

She has reason for it, she must go through life realising she gave birth to.....YOU!

yeah well, not my problem...now

No, you ARE the problem.

and the solution to all my life problems

Sure.

now to provent the solution...some waffles!

Yes, go eat...

I have it always near me

I bet you do.

you doubted that?

I always doubt everything about you.

fun to read all these threads with insulting one-liners

and they say I'm useless

ppl, what ere you thinking.....we're gonna dieee!!!! It's commin', the Armageddon's comiiiiin'.

Then they'd be right then.

Can I be one of the astronauts that go up in space to nuke it?

I wanna save the world and be a hero!

sure, don't forget to sent a card

Sure, which one.

Shot of earth's final hour.
Me, saving the world.
The asteroid.
Or a zoomed in pic of Finti's spotty ass.

of Disney World!

Um...... yeh OK!

Wot's your address?

you can sent it to Jezus in the ...pentagon

Righty then!

carefull not to slip a warhead in that postcard

what is the last thing you people would have down if this where the last day on earth!

already asked

I know, but no body would answer yester day

I did!

I think Armageddon will hapeen a long time from now

Insulting????? I was paying yerss compliments.

you didn't knew that mah??

I guess I was sleeping then

*throws mah a pillow*
there you go

While Mah was sleeping - I wonder if we could make a film.

I'd like to see ep3 before the asteroid hits. That'll about wrap things up for me.

perhaps not, to get things more hysterical in the last minutes

why do you think it'll ever happen?

I thought it was in the script.

wich one?
* turns pages*
I can't find it anywhere....r u sure we're lookin' on the same thing here?

Its right after the part where Anakins falls in the lava pit.

yup...we got'em wrong. Mine says here that Obi-Wan pushes him in the cookie jar, and anakin's trapped, he can't get out.

No, no, no. Thats not a cookie jar, thats a nest of Gundarks.

no no it is a cookie jar

ohh, look up, theres a comet there! hehe

Captain Comet! He's our hero!
Take them out till zero!

or something like that

hey.....how does anaking get out of the jar? The dog ate my script

WE HAVE INCOMING!

A SMALLER, UNEXPECTED ASTEROID IS HEADING OUR WAY. ITS GONNA HIT......... ITS GONNA HIT........ WAIT............ OH NO....... ITS GONNA HIT.........................................

noooo! it's the bjork asteroid!

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THATS WORSE THAN THE FIRST ONE!!!!!

everyone would run from that one!

quick, quick, dig for shelter men!

special dust on it makes us look like bjork herself!
for some this means getting much much more ugly, for some it means getting much much more beauty... namely for me

what's wrong with her? She's just ugly and has no voice. We can overcome those...

Is she Swedish or something?

Icelandic

even worse!

Nooo!...forget bjorc, get back to armageddon

IN 35 million year i will blow up the earth with one of my farts, J/k

I don't think it will happen for a lonnnnnnnggggggg time

just don't practice it yet

Well if the asteroid is coming, you might as well just lay down, you're gonna die anyway.

that or flee in time

Flee where to the moon?To mars?Come on lets be serious we didn't even found the cure for cancer(not to mention AIDS) and u want us to flee Earth?We might as well dig our graves now 'cause boy we ain't leavin' this planet till 2019...anyway not all of us!

I suppose there's always Mars...if we get rid of those annoying Martians of course.

i've seen'em. They're ugly'n'all. I'd rather stick with the asteroid

The ones from the Grade B 50's movies were definately the ugliest...

Yeah Dexx good idea why don't u buy some land on the asteroid?That why when it will hit us u can brag that u destroyed Earth!!!

Why Pluto?What do u got with the poor planet?Pluto Rules!!!

it was the planet furthest waway from Earth

us? no no, I flee earth, y'all stick here


oh, and pluto isn't a planet

So isn't it a planet?Doesn't it have feelings?I say hit the moon!!Who needs the moon anyway!

the little man on the moon

Moon River wider than a mile
I'm crossing you in style someday
All the dream makers, you heartbreaker
Wherever you're going I'm going your way
Two drifters off to see the world
There's such a lot of world to see
We're after the same rainbows
And waiting round the band
My huckleberry friend, Moon River
And me" - Ol`Blue eyes

Frank Sinatra. My mom's fav.

Oh my...

start spreading the news
I`m leaving today......

and when will you be back?

now

that was short!
you enjoyed your vacation?

yes

where did you go to?

anywhere but Belgium

good idea, hate that country
hope to return to my first one day

first what

hmm nice vacation finti