The Sivience of the Ancient Monarchs

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Barker
Alright, lets try this again. roll eyes (sarcastic) Before I say anything, I want to say to anyone looking in that this is a Good, Well written story. no expression It's a regular, Book Seven Fanfic. Just because the title doesn't say "Harry Potter and" doesn't mean this is a weird, Alternate Universe story. This is just my way of making this Thread stand out.

Now, I was feeling like I didn't want to do this anymore, but Eh, I've changed in the past hour. I wanted to do a Lily/James Thing, but Eh, I've changed in the past hour. I've tried to make it sound as Much like J.K. Rowling as possible. Hopefully, it'll be as Accepted as DarkC's and Sauce's storys are. So, sit back and Enjoy.



Read these:


I don't have the first batch ready yet, I wanted to save the time and date again. (no expression). It was exactly one year ago that I posted The Sorcerers Return, and I needed to commemorate. Don't worry though, It won't be that long until that first post.



Don't post in this thread until I post again, Please.

Barker
Have a quick bump to explain why there's nothing here yet. barker

To put it simply, There have been rewrites and Plot holes. smile

For example, there was a problem in Chapter 16, that required Chapters 2, 8, and 9. Don't get me wrong; I don't have those written yet; they just required a lot of thinking. Also, I'm having second thoughts about one Character. This character is central to Chapter 1, so I can't exactly skip and go to Chapter 2. Hopefully, I can get something up in the next week; School starts again the 14th. I'm a huge procrastinator (As anyone in the Sig forums would tell you), so this is normal for me. no expression


Again,
Please, Don't post in this thread until I post again.

Barker
Tee-Hee. (no expression)

I've been working on the "Plot", and I think I've got a good Idea of what's going down. (no expression) I also have about 6,000 words (Or Characters srug) just about ready, so this should be going in a few days. However, I'm not Jesus with Beginnings, so It won't be as good as the stuff near the middle.

Originally posted by Barker
Please, Don't post in this thread until I post again.

Barker
I feel like such an ass. laughing out loud

I should have had something by last December, then June, and it's now September. That's procrastination. And, unluckily, It's going to last a while longer.

I have several projects going on right now. When last I posted, I said I would have something within the week. That was the week school started, and I have to say that I wasn't ready for the workload. Now that I'm in the fourth week, I feel I have momentum and whatever. However, as said previously, I have a few things going on. Firstly, I've been trying to improve my Profile all summer. Secondly, I need to update the KMC Paper, the KMC Today. Thirdly, I'm rewriting Graphical Tutorials for Signatures on Photoshop. Have a list:

Profile
KMC Today
Tutorial 1
Tutorial 2
Tutorial 3
Sivience

Hopefully, I can get some of this done this week. The tutorials shouldn't take too long, but the Paper can take hours. My profile involves pictures and stuff, and is time consuming too. Don't get me wrong, I've been thinking about and revising SotAM a bit, but It's not quite ready for your eyes.

Sorry if you thought I was finally going to post. I promise, my next post will contain actual story.

Please, Don't post in this thread until I post again.

Mišt
Originally posted by Barker
Please, Don't post in this thread until I post again.

Ok ermmhappy

This should, for the most part, be updated at least Once a Week during the Summer, and could shoot towards 2 or 3 updates every Seven days,
haermm

Mišt
Bump13

Barker
Mist, you fool. 31

I had most of the first chapter done by the start of the month, but stuff came up and..

Hey, what happened to not posting? ermmad

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Thorinn
Originally posted by Mišt
Bump13 Oh yeh. 31

Mišt
Originally posted by Barker
Mist, you fool. 31

I had most of the first chapter done by the start of the month, but stuff came up and..

Hey, what happened to not posting? ermmad

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o i 4got haermm



Originally posted by Thorinn
Oh yeh. 31

Thrice31

Thorinn
I had no idea this was Harry Potter related. ermm

Mišt
Half a year and no posts, it should be closedermm

Barker
Now I'm going to have to ask Rex to edit a link to the first bit into the first post.

Losers.

Mišt
What first bit, I dunt see any.haermm

Barker
Mist, you're ruining everything. haermm

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Mišt
cn u sned me link 2 1st bit 2 k?31

Mišt
SO I WENT TO THE SHOP FOR THE SPECIAL MIDNIGHT OPENING OF THE NEW HARRY POTTER BOOK, IT WAS A COLD DARK NIGHT AND IT LOOKED LIKE IT WAS ABOUT TO RAIN SO I BROUGHT AN UMBRELLA JUST IN CASE SO I WOULDNT GET MY NEW BOOK WET, ANYWAY LIKE I WAS WAITING FOR THE SHOP TO OPEN SO I COULD BUY THE NEW HARRY POTTER BOOK CALLED HARRY POTTER AND THE SIVIENCE OF THE ANCIENT MONARCHS BUT THEY TOLD ME THE BOOK WASNT WRITTEN YET AND I SAID **** AND WENT HOME. haermm

Thorinn
Originally posted by Barker
Mist, you're ruining everything. haermm

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Barker
Originally posted by Mišt
SO I WENT TO THE SHOP FOR THE SPECIAL MIDNIGHT OPENING OF THE NEW HARRY POTTER BOOK, IT WAS A COLD DARK NIGHT AND IT LOOKED LIKE IT WAS ABOUT TO RAIN SO I BROUGHT AN UMBRELLA JUST IN CASE SO I WOULDNT GET MY NEW BOOK WET, ANYWAY LIKE I WAS WAITING FOR THE SHOP TO OPEN SO I COULD BUY THE NEW HARRY POTTER BOOK CALLED HARRY POTTER AND THE SIVIENCE OF THE ANCIENT MONARCHS BUT THEY TOLD ME THE BOOK WASNT WRITTEN YET AND I SAID **** AND WENT HOME. haermm
crylaugh

It's true..


But seriously, **** off for ruining my thread you ****er. no expression
































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But seriously.

Barker
http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f17/Rekrab/SotAM/Chapter-1.png

The driest day of the summer so far was, at last, drawing to a close. Not that “dry” was a very efficient term to use. The grounds were a muddy mess. One building in particular stood out against the sheets of water pouring down. Splotches of icy rain splattered against the frozen window panes. The building’s rooms were different; bright and warm light bounded from roaring fireplaces; comfortable chairs stood merrily in the middle; it would not have been distinguishable from a grandmother’s cottage sitting room. Men and women chatted merrily, drinking large tankards of a sparking liquid; each was wearing a thick set of dark robes. The rest of the castle, however, was a much different story. It contained a chilly labyrinth of passages and hallways. Hooded figures passed each other silently, not daring to so much as look at each other. They simply started ahead, their faces covered in skeletal masks. A blood chilling roar seemed to fill the air; monsters from the dungeons, screaming in agony and hatred. The coldest part of the castle, by far, was the very top.

Alone, in the darkest, coldest room of the tallest tower, sat a bald man at a desk. His head rested upon his hand in a weary sort of way. The other hand was busily writing away on a piece of parchment. He seemed to be copying out a letter. The parchment he was glaring at was tattered and faded. All that could be made out across the top were a few words: “Process”, “Sivience”, and “Enchantment”. It was extraordinary that this man could read any of it at all, but he had obviously reread it so many times, that he knew it well enough to know what to pen; he was already nearly halfway down the fresh parchment he was writing on. He rested his Eagle Quill in the pot of ink above his paper, and tilted his head towards the thick door opposite him. Somebody was coming; indeed, it suddenly, it opened with a bang and a large, blonde-haired man entered at a dash.

“My lord...” he gasped, clutching a stitch in his chest, “Narcissa Malfoy as arrived.”

Voldemort said nothing, but glanced back down at his papers and continued to write steadily to the end of the parchment. Near the bottom, he signed Salazar Slytherin quod Tom Marvolo Riddle; Filiolus immortalis. When he finished, he rolled both up serenely and tucked them inside his robes. The man stood at attention the entire time, never slouching; he kept his gaze straight ahead.

“Show her in, Pulciber,” said Voldemort, looking up. The man called Pulciber glanced down. Voldemort’s eyes were bloodshot. He flinched, bowed low, and backed quickly out of the room. Voldemort breathed heavily, his nostrils flaring and his brown furrowed, until the door creaked open once again and Narcissa stepped into the cold room. She was a short woman, hardly taller than Voldemort’s shoulders, but she had an air of superiority. Her dirty-blonde hair was up in a tight bun, and she wore an expression that suggested she had just had a whiff of Dragon dung.

“You requested my presence?” she asked tonelessly. Her face seemed to grow, if possible, more disgusted. Voldemort nodded in a jaded sort of way.

“Recount to me what took place the Night Dumbledore fell,” he said coldly.

“Hasn’t Snape told you?” she asked, with the slightest hint of cheek in her voice. Voldemort’s nostrils flared violently.

“I would like your version of the night’s events– and do not deny being involved. I have been informed –albeit a slightly irrational source – that you, Narcissa Malfoy, were heavily and personally involved in the matter.”

“Irrationa.. From who?” Narcissa demanded.

Voldemort reached at once for one of the many drawers of the desk. He produced a shabby, fat rat, held it up for a moment in the dim light, and calmly tossed it to the ground, as if this were something he regularly did. Narcissa glared at it furiously.

“Whom else?” Voldemort said lazily. “Leave us, Wormatail,” he added to the twitching rat. Wormtail squealed in alarm and dashed out the door. “Now, Narcissa, I believe I’ve proved myself adequately. Tell me what happened that night. I do not wish to use force.”

“I… of course, my lord,” Narcissa said feebly. “Well, it all started with Wormtail, Ironically. - You remember that he was in my care at the time –“

“I seem to recall placing Peter in your care just before Severus returned to his job last September,” Voldemort said thoughtfully. “I certainly did not want him anywhere nearer to me than possible, and as Lucius had been so painfully taken from you just weeks before-“

“I know.” Narcissa said callously. “Anyway, on this night, I happened to be sipping a sherry, lying on my divan-“

“Perhaps it would be more... ah… interesting, if we were to review this within a Pensieve. What do you say, Narcissa?”

Narcissa gave him a look that said all too plainly that she preferred to keep her mind closed and away from him, but that was just not the sort of thing that was denied of Voldemort; Narcissa nodded in consent. Voldemort flipped his wand out and quickly fashioned a haphazard wooden bowl. It had dark, meticulous lines and designs running down its sides, and neat, cursive writing that seemed to never stop. Odd runes and symbols lined the edges; in an odd, eerie sort of way, it seemed to be whispering, as if it knew the evil that surrounded it.

Narcissa, on the other hand, held her wand to her head, and grudgingly pulled the required memory from the ranks of her other recollections. Then, suddenly, she couldn’t remember what the memory was about at all, besides the fact that it had something to do with Voldemort. The memory seemed to float senselessly around the wand tip, illuminating the surroundings with its soft, white light. Narcissa motioned her wand forward, and the silvery substance fell like fog into the bowl. There, swirling tufts of light (or perhaps even wind) churned about, never stopping. It might have been gaseous, if she wasn’t so convinced that it was liquid.

Voldemort, his wand out, prodded the thought lightly; at once, it swirled about, like a whirlpool and a twister combined into one.

“After you,” Voldemort said, doing as close to a grin as a Dark lord could possibly muster. Narcissa frowned, and slowly, cautiously dipped a single finger into the bowl. Quite suddenly, her body lurched forward. She was diving headfirst into the bowl; she might have expected to hit the bottom, had she had any sense…. She frowned at the though of being sucked into an endless vortex of liquid wind… then suddenly her feet hit a floor with an almighty bang that caused her knees to buckle. Grumbling, she clambered to her feet in time to see the Dark Lord fall into place beside her. His legs seemed perfectly fine… Perhaps he did this often.

“Well, Narcissa?” he said. “This is your memory; consent to narrate for the Dark Lord.”


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Finally. no expression

Thorinn
shock

I smell New York Best Seller. 13

Barker
13

Thorinn
So is another year going to go by without an update?

Barker
lol no expression

Nah. To tell the truth, I had most of the first chapter pretty much done by late November. I just couldn't be assed putting it the way I wanted it in the end. So.. I just have to touch up this next part. It could be up as early as .... I post it. no expression

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Thorinn
Mistybuckle is going to be angry. 31

Barker
He can't cumplain. 31

Mišt
*cumplains* Ooh diss! 13

Mišt
So why does Narcissa have a tail? 31

Thorinn
I see that now...haermm

Barker
Originally posted by Mišt
So why does Narcissa have a tail? 31
Originally it had something to do with the rest of the Chapter (No, it wasn't a typeo no expression 13 ), but I think I'll change it to just "Tale".

I've been reading too much HBP. haermm

But, out of the 18 chapters I have mapped out, I'd say a good 18 are called Somone's something.

Which is, you know, kind of stupid.

H. S. 6
Excellent. smile

Mišt
Bellatrix's BJ?13

Barker
Originally posted by H. S. 6
Excellent. smile
31
Originally posted by Mišt
Bellatrix's BJ?13
*Bellatrix'. 13

Oh, and

http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/8750/ohyouhagridoq7.jpg

Mišt
I think the next one should be called 'Hagrid's Herpes'13








Or not.31













Or yes. 13

Syren
eek!

Annuva 1??

droolio

fallingoutgrl
Great! I'm excited for more!

Barker
Originally posted by Mišt
I think the next one should be called 'Hagrid's Herpes'13

Or not.

Or yes.]
I actually had it down as Crabbe's Crabs, but that works too. 13




Or not.31




Or yes. 13
Originally posted by Syren
Annuva 1??

droolio
embarrasment 31
Originally posted by fallingoutgrl
Great! I'm excited for more!
Yes. 31

Mišt
Originally posted by Barker
I actually had it down as Crabbe's Crabs, but that works too. 13




Or not.31




Or yes. 13


What about Ginny's Giney? 13









Or not. 31













Or not. 13

Barker
Oh, that was just inappropriate. 31

I would have had the next post up tonight, but I was busy etc. I don't think there's need for details. I'll see if I can do it up by Friday. 13

Thorinn
Hurry. 13

Barker
no expression 31

I will give you all one gift tonight; This is what would be on the inside cover of the book if I were to send it to a printing press. (AKA: It's a ****ing summary. no expression 31) no expression 31

(Serious spoiler alert, ****s. Snape, Sivience, and Love, anyone?)


SotAM Spoiler 1

The Order of the Phoenix is still reeling from its losses at the Battle of Hogwarts. Harry struggles to face the unbearable reality that Dumbledore is really gone, and is consequently left alone in the fight against Voldemort. This, on along with his growing heartaches and horrors, lead to Harry, the Chosen one, to finally despair.

The Death Eaters, Calling themselves the Order of the Serpent, in mockery of Dumbledore’s cause, gain a significant moral and momentum edge each day. Disturbingly, Severus Snape, his double-agent role revealed, has failed to make contact with either “Order”. Worse still, possibly no Order of the Phoenix member is safe, because on top of it all, there may well have been (or be) a second spy in their midst.

Lord Voldemort has begun to spin the web surrounding his latest - and most
ambitious - plan yet, made possible through the mysterious process known merely as the "Sivience". Thus, Harry Potter must not only find and destroy the remaining Horcruxes, but master and even attempt to use the "Sivience" against the dark lord.

Not all is bad, however. The Weasley family conducts a wedding, and a newfound love is realized between the unlikeliest pair of people imaginable. The newest Head of Hogwarts and the new Defense against the Dark Arts teacher are people with whom Harry can see eye to eye with, and the newest leader of the Order of the Phoenix is no stranger. However, each of these events pale in comparison with a few final, surprising, and sometimes heart-wrenching turns, each of which will either directly help or hinder Harry’s efforts.

And so the stage is set for an inevitable, epic clash between good and evil, one Harry and his loyal friends begin to hope will be the final, for the better, or the worse.


Happy Birthday. no expression 31

Thorinn
If you kill Harry, I'll send you hate mail. 31

Barker
Better than that Dwarf/Goat stuff you forward from Mist. 13

Mišt
Harry should grow a beard to reflect the emotional trauma he is going through 13

Thorinn
Originally posted by Mišt
Harry should grow a beard to reflect the emotional trauma he is going through 13 Thats just not the Harry Potter way, Mist. nahuh

Silly Musty. petpetOriginally posted by Barker
Better than that Dwarf/Goat stuff you forward from Mist. 13 That is rather disturbing isn't it? 31

Mišt
Originally posted by Thorinn
Thats just not the Harry Potter way, Mist. nahuh

Silly Musty. petpet

Oh silly me, I meant he should get a tattoo and a few piercings 31

DarkC
Originally posted by Mišt
Harry should grow a beard to reflect the emotional trauma he is going through 13
See, this is why we don't let you write. herb

Thorinn
Originally posted by Mišt
Oh silly me, I meant he should get a tattoo and a few piercings 31 Yeah, and possibly impregnate Hermione. 13

Barker
I really don't know what to say to these posts, so I'll just leave. herbeyes

Thorinn
I do, and it's this.....
Originally posted by Barker
Mist, you're ruining everything. haermm

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Mišt
Originally posted by DarkC
See, this is why we don't let you write. herb

Im going to write an Emo Harry adventure where he gets too emotional about finding the horcruxes and cuts himself and writes sad poems herb

Originally posted by Thorinn
Yeah, and possibly impregnate Hermione. 13

Tahts jus sik herbeyes

Originally posted by Barker
I really don't know what to say to these posts, so I'll just leave. herbeyes

wut, no updayt? herbjedi

Barker
~herb31~ no expression 31

Well, I've had a rough few days. My dad's been in the hospital, and I seriously thought he was in trouble.

That's why no update.

Syren
Sorry to hear that hun, is he ok? hug

Barker
Yeah, he is now. I think they basically messed up on the first surgery and had to go back in. So in between, I was kind of worried. But yeah, he's fine now. smile


...

And that means update. ermm

Syren
I'm glad to hear that... about your dad, I mean.

Plus, update = excellent droolio

Barker
droolio

About... both? leftright

Well, I've got a 3-day weekend, because of MLK Day, so there could possibly be two updates. I think I have most of the rest of the first chapter done. I just need to type up the next part. (What Voldie and Cissy do in the Pensieve).

Barker
droolio

About... both? leftright

Well, I've got a 3-day weekend, because of MLK Day, so there could possibly be two updates. I think I have most of the rest of the first chapter done. I just need to type up the next part. (What Voldie and Cissy do in the Pensieve).

Syren
Two posts do not count as two updates. They don't even count as one update mhm

Barker
weep

Well, I'm sitting here alone in the house, a Mountain Dew in one hand and a spoon in the other - soup -, with Firefox (KMC, ESPN), iTunes, and Microsoft word open. The night is young, I am young, and life is good.

Oh, and I have SotAM open in Microsoft word. no expression 31

Thorinn
Are you sure that is a "spoon" in your other hand? tongue_ss

Mišt
Originally posted by Barker
(What Voldie and Cissy do in the Pensieve).

leftright

Barker
Trust the Dwarf and the Devil to say something suggestive. leftright

Mišt
Trust the Barker to not update leftright

Syren
Barker mad

Barker
Quote exactly where I said I would update yesterday/today before noon. leftright

Thorinn
It's 3:58. tongue_ss

Barker
Originally posted by Thorinn
It's 3:35. tongue_ss
Oh. steeks

Thorinn
It's well after noon. ermm

Syren
cry

I have lost my faith.

Barker
Dunt wet urselves. hmh

I've got Word open, another Mountain Dew in hand, Playoffs on TV, and Killswitch blaring.

The day is getting somewhat old, I am young, and life is good. 31

Mišt
And still no update 31

Thorinn
Damn Muggle. 13

Barker
I don't see you two (three? 31) updating daily on your Harry Potter Book Seven Fanfics. mhm 13

Mišt
haermm



ermmhappy

Syren
Originally posted by Barker
I don't see you two (three? 31) updating daily on your Harry Potter Book Seven Fanfics. mhm 13

That's because we didn't start something we couldn't finish and make promises we couldn't keep ermm

H. S. 6
Now you know how it feels, Bark. devil

Syren
As for you! whyioutgha

Barker
Originally posted by Syren
That's because we didn't start something we couldn't finish and make promises we couldn't keep ermm
Theres a difference between, "vodlrimor nd nicrsssa wnt 4 abeeeer looloo.", and "Voldemort and Narcissa went to the Hog's Head for a Butterbeer."

What that had to do with anything, I do not know. ermm
Originally posted by H. S. 6
Now you know how it feels, Bark. devil
As for you! shakefist

Running Mascara
Originally posted by Mišt
Im going to write an Emo Harry adventure where he gets too emotional about finding the horcruxes and cuts himself and writes sad poems herb

ermmhappy I'd read that lookaround

BTW, I can't wait till you post more,Barker. lookaround

Syren
Originally posted by Barker
Theres a difference between, "vodlrimor nd nicrsssa wnt 4 abeeeer looloo.", and "Voldemort and Narcissa went to the Hog's Head for a Butterbeer."

What that had to do with anything, I do not know. ermm

As for you! shakefist

laughing

You're forgiven. Know why? i thnk ur kewl n i lold eyes

Barker
herbtouched

I'm... kind of.. finding the next... part hard to put... into words; I hope you... all understand. I'm doing my best.

Had to find the correct pattern. 31

Maybe I can brainstorm a little at school tomorrow. But do it, y'know, sneakily. So it's not like, "HAY EVERY1!!! LOOKIT IM RITING HAIRI POT FANFICITONSZZZZZ@!2@22@@2"

no expression 31

Running Mascara
Originally posted by Barker
herbtouched

I'm... kind of.. finding the next... part hard to put... into words; I hope you... all understand. I'm doing my best.

Had to find the correct pattern. 31

Maybe I can brainstorm a little at school tomorrow. But do it, y'know, sneakily. So it's not like, "HAY EVERY1!!! LOOKIT IM RITING HAIRI POT FANFICITONSZZZZZ@!2@22@@2"

no expression 31

nahuh you're ashamed to be an HP fan...me tooweep

Barker
Originally posted by Barker
http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/8750/ohyouhagridoq7.jpg
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Mišt
http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/1923/hagridcopyav2.jpg

Syren
I just subscribed to this thread ermm

Thorinn
Originally posted by Mišt
http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/1923/hagridcopyav2.jpg

H. S. 6
Originally posted by Barker
So it's not like, "HAY EVERY1!!! LOOKIT IM RITING HAIRI POT FANFICITONSZZZZZ@!2@22@@2"

no expression 31

There would be a slight possibility of you getting beat up in the near future.

stick out tongue

Barker
Originally posted by Mišt
http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/1923/hagridcopyav2.jpg
http://img67.imageshack.us/img67/691/dirtymv5.jpg
Originally posted by Syren
I just subscribed to this thread ermm
Is that good? ermmnone
Originally posted by Thorinn

http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/7696/bragju1.jpg
Originally posted by H. S. 6
There would be a slight possibility of you getting beat up in the near future.

stick out tongue
Probably. laughing out loud

no expression


laughing out loud

Mišt
Originally posted by Barker
http://img67.imageshack.us/img67/691/dirtymv5.jpg


http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/6756/wriststz3.jpg

Oh and:





















http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/5029/forestcopyzb5.jpg


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Thorinn
LOL'z

Barker
Originally posted by Mišt
http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/6756/wriststz3.jpg

31
http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/7972/ristwa3.jpg

31
Originally posted by Mišt
Oh and:
http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/5029/forestcopyzb5.jpg


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Oh and:
http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/740/loooluj5.jpg


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Syren
Originally posted by Barker

Is that good? ermmnone


Clearly not... anti-climax every time disgust

Mišt
No update? http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/8517/mistermmkw5.gif

Barker
Originally posted by Syren
Clearly not... anti-climax every time disgust
Silver_tears likes to make that joke sometimes too. ermm
Originally posted by Mišt
No update? http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/8517/mistermmkw5.gif
That was the American, MST version of Friday. shifty

Syren
Originally posted by Barker
Silver_tears likes to make that joke sometimes too. ermm


It wasn't a joke, darling eyes

Remind me why you're in my sig miffed

Thorinn
Hola, no hai uno update-O? 13

Barker
Originally posted by Syren
It wasn't a joke, darling eyes

Remind me why you're in my sig miffed
miffed

'Kay. eyes
Originally posted by Thorinn
Hola, no hai uno update-O? 13
Hola, el Espanol de tu es el sucko.

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? confused

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Thorinn
And I'm Mexican too. laughing out loud

Barker
Owned, unless Bardock42 says otherwise. laughing out loud

Thorinn
I can speak it, but not type it. laughing out loud

Barker
I've taken Spanish the past three years. I can speak some, but not type some. laughing out loud

Probably because my teacher the first two years was a total douchebag who seemed to think it better to teach us to make more money and have us take notes on Disney movies with Spanish subtitles than actually teach us. laughing out loud

Why am I telling you all this? laughing out loud

laughing out loud

Thorinn
OMG. laughing out loud


I had to take Spanish in high school too. laughing out loud

I don't know? laughing out loud

Barker
INO. laughing out loud

I didn't have to. laughing out loud

Me neither. laughing out loud

H. S. 6
laughing out loud

We once watched Scooby Doo. In Spanish. In Spanish class. laughing out loud

You'd think it'd be funny. laughing out loud

It's not. laughing out loud

Mišt
laughing out loud

I broke my neck from bungee jumping laughing out loud

Im a quadraplegic now laughing out loud

Sucks to be me laughing out loud













laughing out loud

Barker
Originally posted by H. S. 6
laughing out loud

We once watched Scooby Doo. In Spanish. In Spanish class. laughing out loud

You'd think it'd be funny. laughing out loud

It's not. laughing out loud
laughing out loud

We watch shit like the Rescuers. laughing out loud

In Spanish. laughing out loud

You'd think it'd be crappy. laughing out loud

It is. laughing out loud

Barker
Originally posted by Mišt
laughing out loud

I broke my neck from bungee jumping laughing out loud

Im a quadraplegic now laughing out loud

Sucks to be me laughing out loud


laughing out loud
laughing out loud

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You spelled quadriplegic wrong. laughing out loud

Mišt
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I did too. laughing out loud

What a n00b. laughing out loud

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Update? laughing out loud

Running Mascara
maybeh next year ermmhappy

Barker
Well, you just don't pass up an opportunity to see Pursuit of Happyness at 10 Pm. smile

Thorinn
http://images.killermovies.com/forums/custom_avatars/avatar68913_135.gif Update?

Barker
wel hai i hab sums tiped up butt not alot so shud i psot it r no lool

Thorinn
i tink mabeh u shld wayt til u has all of da strory srsly looool

Barker
kk dat cud teak a wile OMGLOLWTFROFLLAMOSECSKBLAHTHORINNISNOOBTAFTCALIFOR
NIAKMCPEDOPHILELIKESDOGSOMGWTFLOL

Thorinn
Oh Yeh.

Barker
I can tell you the names of all the chapters I have named so far to tie you over. no expression

Thorinn
Post them. shock

Barker
Ch. 1 - Narcissa’s Tale
Ch. 2 - Still deciding. haermm
Ch. 3 – Too much of a spoiler
Ch. 4 - Too much of a spoiler
Ch. 5 – Still deciding. haermm
Ch. 6 - Too much of a spoiler
Ch. 7 - Still deciding. haermm
Ch. 8 - Too much of a spoiler
Ch. 9 – Way too much of a spoiler
Ch. 10 – Still deciding. haermm
Ch. 11 – Still deciding. haermm
Ch. 12 – Too much of a spoiler
Ch. 13 – Still deciding. haermm
Ch. 14 – Still deciding. haermm
Ch. 15 – Still deciding. haermm
Ch. 16 – Too much of a spoiler
Ch. 17 – Way too much of a spoiler
Ch. 18 – Still deciding. haermm

Ch. Somewhere near the end –Too much of a spoiler

That's the best I can do. smile

Mišt
Chapter 14 sounds interesting haermm

Barker
You flatter me. haermm

Syren
tantrum

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Barker
Oh wow. I had the biggest epiphany in church today. droolio

I took out my binder and wrote like 4 pages of stuff. droolio

Nevermind that it was all stuff from in the middle. droolio

H. S. 6
Originally posted by Barker
Oh wow. I had the biggest epiphany in church today. droolio

I took out my binder and wrote like 4 pages of stuff. droolio

Nevermind that it was all stuff from in the middle. droolio

I heart when that happens. haermm

Barker
Originally posted by H. S. 6
I heart when that happens. haermm
haermm Everyone was all like, "HAI WUT RU DOIN LOOOOL", so I had to:
Originally posted by Barker
Do it, y'know, sneakily. So it's not like, "HAY EVERY1!!! LOOKIT IM RITING HAIRI POT FANFICITONSZZZZZ@!2@22@@2"

no expression 31

Thorinn
Writing in church, when you're supposed to pay attention. nahuh

Barker
Originally posted by Thorinn
Writing in church, when you're supposed to pay attention. nahuh
I know it all ale. srug

Thorinn
Well, in that case. Go on. 13

Barker
13

Alright, so I'm sitting here in front of the computer, not at school. I'm sick. But, I just had another epiphany. 31

So I'm sitting here, listening to Yellowcard, trying to type up the next part, and I go rambling on in... oh lets say chapter 7.

Not that this means anything. haermm

Thorinn
Originally posted by Mist
Barker you're ruining everything haermm

howdugetsougly
Can we move this along?

I don't know, maybe finish chapter 1?

That is the thing when planning before typing. You can only do it successfully when you have loads of time on your hands like Jo. You should think about the overall plot and a few details, but you should type off of your head. Not that it is all just meaningless. You should type off of your head in the direction you want to go. Because if you think everything out and you have an epiphany, there is almost no way to work it in if you are so far into the book.

Understand?

















jk i love this story. actually i love the comments Barker and Mist make at each other, i have just spent all this time reading the posts and it cracks me up!






Seriously... a post?

Syren
UP****INGDATE ALREADY mad

howdugetsougly
yeah

Syren
embarrasment

silver_tears
I stumbled upon this by accident, and I'm impressed.

Syren
You're late, fashionably though... so I'll forgive.

Isn't it good?? eek!

silver_tears
Your sig brought me here. 13


And yea, it is, fabulous even. 313

Barker
Originally posted by howdugetsougly
Can we move this along?

I don't know, maybe finish chapter 1?

That is the thing when planning before typing. You can only do it successfully when you have loads of time on your hands like Jo. You should think about the overall plot and a few details, but you should type off of your head. Not that it is all just meaningless. You should type off of your head in the direction you want to go. Because if you think everything out and you have an epiphany, there is almost no way to work it in if you are so far into the book.

Understand?

jk i love this story. actually i love the comments Barker and Mist make at each other, i have just spent all this time reading the posts and it cracks me up!

Seriously... a post?
Mist is a doll. srug


And, believe it or not, I have 6 pages of summaries typed up, from Chapter 1 to Chapter 18, with a few more Chapters near the end planned out, ready for insertion into the final story once I get it. So, basically, I have until Halloween, 18 chapters, planned and typed out, with part of Christmas done. I have the end of the book planned, but not typed, along with whatever happens between Halloween and Christmas, and Christmas and the end. srug

Edit: See my next post.
Originally posted by Syren
UP****INGDATE ALREADY mad
I'm working on it. weep
Originally posted by silver_tears
Your sig brought me here. 13


And yea, it is, fabulous even. 313
Thank goodness for people with the surname of Barker.

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Syren
w00t

Barker
Oh Syren. 13

Um.. Okay, so this is how I do my SotAMs. no expression

First I think about whatever's going to happen, and put it on lined paper; Fortunately, I'm too lazy to put up a picture of this. Then I type it up in word, and nice and ****.

http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/3592/archhz9.th.jpg

Nice eh? Then I actually print that. (Lame, eh?) Then I write on that for ideas and ways to improve what I first did:

http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/7000/ohlamemistuy6.th.jpg

... no expression

Hope I blurred everything enough. I even showed you guys an example of my lame-ass writing.

Mišt
Harry has a sex change?oh

Oh you vin

Thorinn
You write like a kineegardner. vin

Barker
I just took like a 3 hour nap too. vin

Coincidence?

Thorinn
No. vin

Mišt
Originally posted by Barker
I just took like a 3 hour nap too. vin

Coincidence?

So did I.vin

Coincidence?

Barker
No. vin

Originally posted by Mišt
SO I WENT TO THE SHOP FOR THE SPECIAL MIDNIGHT OPENING OF THE NEW HARRY POTTER BOOK, IT WAS A COLD DARK NIGHT AND IT LOOKED LIKE IT WAS ABOUT TO RAIN SO I BROUGHT AN UMBRELLA JUST IN CASE SO I WOULDNT GET MY NEW BOOK WET, ANYWAY LIKE I WAS WAITING FOR THE SHOP TO OPEN SO I COULD BUY THE NEW HARRY POTTER BOOK CALLED HARRY POTTER AND THE SIVIENCE OF THE ANCIENT MONARCHS BUT THEY TOLD ME THE BOOK WASNT WRITTEN YET AND I SAID **** AND WENT HOME. haermm

Mišt
Update?vin

Barker
In time. vin

Syren
I'm gonna remove you from my sig, mister miffed

Thorinn
Do it, it might motivate him....maybe? ermm

Barker
13roll

.. Burnt 13. no expression

Anyway, I'm hard at work on this, at least until 7 at which point I will close SotAM unceremoniously and depart for my evening meetings. I will not, at any point, bother myself to further think anything of this SotAM rubbish until 3:29 PM MST Wednesday afternoon. 31

But here's a snippet of the next chapter. droolio


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Thorinn
There should have been a spoiler...vin

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