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Alright, lets try this again. Before I say anything, I want to say to anyone looking in that this is a Good, Well written story. It's a regular, Book Seven Fanfic. Just because the title doesn't say "Harry Potter and" doesn't mean this is a weird, Alternate Universe story. This is just my way of making this Thread stand out.

Now, I was feeling like I didn't want to do this anymore, but Eh, I've changed in the past hour. I wanted to do a Lily/James Thing, but Eh, I've changed in the past hour. I've tried to make it sound as Much like J.K. Rowling as possible. Hopefully, it'll be as Accepted as DarkC's and Sauce's storys are. So, sit back and Enjoy.



Read these:


I don't have the first batch ready yet, I wanted to save the time and date again. (). It was exactly one year ago that I posted The Sorcerers Return, and I needed to commemorate. Don't worry though, It won't be that long until that first post.



Don't post in this thread until I post again, Please.

Have a quick bump to explain why there's nothing here yet. barker

To put it simply, There have been rewrites and Plot holes.

For example, there was a problem in Chapter 16, that required Chapters 2, 8, and 9. Don't get me wrong; I don't have those written yet; they just required a lot of thinking. Also, I'm having second thoughts about one Character. This character is central to Chapter 1, so I can't exactly skip and go to Chapter 2. Hopefully, I can get something up in the next week; School starts again the 14th. I'm a huge procrastinator (As anyone in the Sig forums would tell you), so this is normal for me.


Again,
Please, Don't post in this thread until I post again.

Tee-Hee. ()

I've been working on the "Plot", and I think I've got a good Idea of what's going down. () I also have about 6,000 words (Or Characters srug) just about ready, so this should be going in a few days. However, I'm not Jesus with Beginnings, so It won't be as good as the stuff near the middle.

Originally posted by Barker
Please, Don't post in this thread until I post again.

I feel like such an ass.

I should have had something by last December, then June, and it's now September. That's procrastination. And, unluckily, It's going to last a while longer.

I have several projects going on right now. When last I posted, I said I would have something within the week. That was the week school started, and I have to say that I wasn't ready for the workload. Now that I'm in the fourth week, I feel I have momentum and whatever. However, as said previously, I have a few things going on. Firstly, I've been trying to improve my Profile all summer. Secondly, I need to update the KMC Paper, the KMC Today. Thirdly, I'm rewriting Graphical Tutorials for Signatures on Photoshop. Have a list:

Profile
KMC Today
Tutorial 1
Tutorial 2
Tutorial 3
Sivience

Hopefully, I can get some of this done this week. The tutorials shouldn't take too long, but the Paper can take hours. My profile involves pictures and stuff, and is time consuming too. Don't get me wrong, I've been thinking about and revising SotAM a bit, but It's not quite ready for your eyes.

Sorry if you thought I was finally going to post. I promise, my next post will contain actual story.

Please, Don't post in this thread until I post again.

Originally posted by Barker
Please, Don't post in this thread until I post again.

Ok ermmhappy

This should, for the most part, be updated at least Once a Week during the Summer, and could shoot towards 2 or 3 updates every Seven days,
haermm

Bump13

Mist, you fool. 31

I had most of the first chapter done by the start of the month, but stuff came up and..

Hey, what happened to not posting? ermmad

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Originally posted by Barker
Mist, you fool. 31

I had most of the first chapter done by the start of the month, but stuff came up and..

Hey, what happened to not posting? ermmad

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o i 4got haermm



Originally posted by Thorinn
Oh yeh. 31

Thrice31

I had no idea this was Harry Potter related. ermm

Half a year and no posts, it should be closedermm

Now I'm going to have to ask Rex to edit a link to the first bit into the first post.

Losers.

What first bit, I dunt see any.haermm

Mist, you're ruining everything. haermm

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cn u sned me link 2 1st bit 2 k?31

SO I WENT TO THE SHOP FOR THE SPECIAL MIDNIGHT OPENING OF THE NEW HARRY POTTER BOOK, IT WAS A COLD DARK NIGHT AND IT LOOKED LIKE IT WAS ABOUT TO RAIN SO I BROUGHT AN UMBRELLA JUST IN CASE SO I WOULDNT GET MY NEW BOOK WET, ANYWAY LIKE I WAS WAITING FOR THE SHOP TO OPEN SO I COULD BUY THE NEW HARRY POTTER BOOK CALLED HARRY POTTER AND THE SIVIENCE OF THE ANCIENT MONARCHS BUT THEY TOLD ME THE BOOK WASNT WRITTEN YET AND I SAID **** AND WENT HOME. haermm

Originally posted by Barker
Mist, you're ruining everything. haermm

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shock

I smell New York Best Seller. 13

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So is another year going to go by without an update?

lol

Nah. To tell the truth, I had most of the first chapter pretty much done by late November. I just couldn't be assed putting it the way I wanted it in the end. So.. I just have to touch up this next part. It could be up as early as .... I post it.

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Mistybuckle is going to be angry. 31

He can't cumplain. 31

*cumplains* Ooh diss! 13

So why does Narcissa have a tail? 31

I see that now...haermm

Excellent.

Bellatrix's BJ?13

I think the next one should be called 'Hagrid's Herpes'13








Or not.31













Or yes. 13

Annuva 1??

droolio

Great! I'm excited for more!

Originally posted by Barker
I actually had it down as Crabbe's Crabs, but that works too. 13




Or not.31




Or yes. 13


What about Ginny's Giney? 13









Or not. 31













Or not. 13

Oh, that was just inappropriate. 31

I would have had the next post up tonight, but I was busy etc. I don't think there's need for details. I'll see if I can do it up by Friday. 13

Hurry. 13

If you kill Harry, I'll send you hate mail. 31

Better than that Dwarf/Goat stuff you forward from Mist. 13

Harry should grow a beard to reflect the emotional trauma he is going through 13

Originally posted by Thorinn
Thats just not the Harry Potter way, Mist. nahuh

Silly Musty. petpet

Oh silly me, I meant he should get a tattoo and a few piercings 31

I really don't know what to say to these posts, so I'll just leave. herbeyes

I do, and it's this.....
Originally posted by Barker
Mist, you're ruining everything. haermm

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Originally posted by DarkC
See, this is why we don't let you write. herb

Im going to write an Emo Harry adventure where he gets too emotional about finding the horcruxes and cuts himself and writes sad poems herb

Originally posted by Thorinn
Yeah, and possibly impregnate Hermione. 13

Tahts jus sik herbeyes

Originally posted by Barker
I really don't know what to say to these posts, so I'll just leave. herbeyes

wut, no updayt? herbjedi

~herb31~ 31

Well, I've had a rough few days. My dad's been in the hospital, and I seriously thought he was in trouble.

That's why no update.

Sorry to hear that hun, is he ok? hug

Yeah, he is now. I think they basically messed up on the first surgery and had to go back in. So in between, I was kind of worried. But yeah, he's fine now.


...

And that means update. ermm

I'm glad to hear that... about your dad, I mean.

Plus, update = excellent droolio

droolio

About... both? leftright

Well, I've got a 3-day weekend, because of MLK Day, so there could possibly be two updates. I think I have most of the rest of the first chapter done. I just need to type up the next part. (What Voldie and Cissy do in the Pensieve).

droolio

About... both? leftright

Well, I've got a 3-day weekend, because of MLK Day, so there could possibly be two updates. I think I have most of the rest of the first chapter done. I just need to type up the next part. (What Voldie and Cissy do in the Pensieve).

Two posts do not count as two updates. They don't even count as one update mhm

weep

Well, I'm sitting here alone in the house, a Mountain Dew in one hand and a spoon in the other - soup -, with Firefox (KMC, ESPN), iTunes, and Microsoft word open. The night is young, I am young, and life is good.

Oh, and I have SotAM open in Microsoft word. 31

Are you sure that is a "spoon" in your other hand? tongue_ss

Originally posted by Barker
(What Voldie and Cissy do in the Pensieve).

leftright

Trust the Dwarf and the Devil to say something suggestive. leftright

Trust the Barker to not update leftright

Barker

Quote exactly where I said I would update yesterday/today before noon. leftright

It's 3:58. tongue_ss

Originally posted by Thorinn
It's 3:35. tongue_ss
Oh. steeks

It's well after noon. ermm

cry

I have lost my faith.

Dunt wet urselves. hmh

I've got Word open, another Mountain Dew in hand, Playoffs on TV, and Killswitch blaring.

The day is getting somewhat old, I am young, and life is good. 31

And still no update 31

Damn Muggle. 13

I don't see you two (three? 31) updating daily on your Harry Potter Book Seven Fanfics. mhm 13

haermm



ermmhappy

Originally posted by Barker
I don't see you two (three? 31) updating daily on your Harry Potter Book Seven Fanfics. mhm 13

That's because we didn't start something we couldn't finish and make promises we couldn't keep ermm

Now you know how it feels, Bark.

As for you! whyioutgha

Originally posted by Syren
That's because we didn't start something we couldn't finish and make promises we couldn't keep ermm
Theres a difference between, "vodlrimor nd nicrsssa wnt 4 abeeeer looloo.", and "Voldemort and Narcissa went to the Hog's Head for a Butterbeer."

What that had to do with anything, I do not know. ermm
Originally posted by H. S. 6
Now you know how it feels, Bark.
As for you! shakefist

Originally posted by Barker
Theres a difference between, "vodlrimor nd nicrsssa wnt 4 abeeeer looloo.", and "Voldemort and Narcissa went to the Hog's Head for a Butterbeer."

What that had to do with anything, I do not know. ermm

As for you! shakefist



You're forgiven. Know why? i thnk ur kewl n i lold eyes

herbtouched

I'm... kind of.. finding the next... part hard to put... into words; I hope you... all understand. I'm doing my best.

Had to find the correct pattern. 31

Maybe I can brainstorm a little at school tomorrow. But do it, y'know, sneakily. So it's not like, "HAY EVERY1!!! LOOKIT IM RITING HAIRI POT FANFICITONSZZZZZ@!2@22@@2"

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Originally posted by Barker
herbtouched

I'm... kind of.. finding the next... part hard to put... into words; I hope you... all understand. I'm doing my best.

Had to find the correct pattern. 31

Maybe I can brainstorm a little at school tomorrow. But do it, y'know, sneakily. So it's not like, "HAY EVERY1!!! LOOKIT IM RITING HAIRI POT FANFICITONSZZZZZ@!2@22@@2"

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nahuh you're ashamed to be an HP fan...me tooweep

Originally posted by Barker
http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/8750/ohyouhagridoq7.jpg
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http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/1923/hagridcopyav2.jpg

I just subscribed to this thread ermm

Originally posted by Barker
So it's not like, "HAY EVERY1!!! LOOKIT IM RITING HAIRI POT FANFICITONSZZZZZ@!2@22@@2"

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There would be a slight possibility of you getting beat up in the near future.

Originally posted by Barker
http://img67.imageshack.us/img67/691/dirtymv5.jpg


http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/6756/wriststz3.jpg

Oh and:





















http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/5029/forestcopyzb5.jpg


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LOL'z

Originally posted by Barker

Is that good? ermmnone


Clearly not... anti-climax every time disgust

No update? http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/8517/mistermmkw5.gif

Originally posted by Barker
Silver_tears likes to make that joke sometimes too. ermm


It wasn't a joke, darling eyes

Remind me why you're in my sig

Hola, no hai uno update-O? 13

Originally posted by Syren
It wasn't a joke, darling eyes

Remind me why you're in my sig


'Kay. eyes
Originally posted by Thorinn
Hola, no hai uno update-O? 13
Hola, el Espanol de tu es el sucko.

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?

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And I'm Mexican too.

Owned, unless Bardock42 says otherwise.

I can speak it, but not type it.

I've taken Spanish the past three years. I can speak some, but not type some.

Probably because my teacher the first two years was a total douchebag who seemed to think it better to teach us to make more money and have us take notes on Disney movies with Spanish subtitles than actually teach us.

Why am I telling you all this?

OMG.


I had to take Spanish in high school too.

I don't know?

INO.

I didn't have to.

Me neither.

We once watched Scooby Doo. In Spanish. In Spanish class.

You'd think it'd be funny.

It's not.

I broke my neck from bungee jumping

Im a quadraplegic now

Sucks to be me

Originally posted by H. S. 6


We once watched Scooby Doo. In Spanish. In Spanish class.

You'd think it'd be funny.

It's not.


We watch shit like the Rescuers.

In Spanish.

You'd think it'd be crappy.

It is.

I did too.

What a n00b.
















Update?

maybeh next year ermmhappy

Well, you just don't pass up an opportunity to see Pursuit of Happyness at 10 Pm.

http://images.killermovies.com/forums/custom_avatars/avatar68913_135.gif Update?

wel hai i hab sums tiped up butt not alot so shud i psot it r no lool

i tink mabeh u shld wayt til u has all of da strory srsly looool

kk dat cud teak a wile OMGLOLWTFROFLLAMOSECSKBLAHTHORINNISNOOBTAFTCALIFOR
NIAKMCPEDOPHILELIKESDOGSOMGWTFLOL

Oh Yeh.

I can tell you the names of all the chapters I have named so far to tie you over.

Post them. shock

Chapter 14 sounds interesting haermm

You flatter me. haermm

tantrum

Oh wow. I had the biggest epiphany in church today. droolio

I took out my binder and wrote like 4 pages of stuff. droolio

Nevermind that it was all stuff from in the middle. droolio

Originally posted by Barker
Oh wow. I had the biggest epiphany in church today. droolio

I took out my binder and wrote like 4 pages of stuff. droolio

Nevermind that it was all stuff from in the middle. droolio

I heart when that happens. haermm

Originally posted by H. S. 6
I heart when that happens. haermm
haermm Everyone was all like, "HAI WUT RU DOIN LOOOOL", so I had to:
Originally posted by Barker
Do it, y'know, sneakily. So it's not like, "HAY EVERY1!!! LOOKIT IM RITING HAIRI POT FANFICITONSZZZZZ@!2@22@@2"

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Writing in church, when you're supposed to pay attention. nahuh

Originally posted by Thorinn
Writing in church, when you're supposed to pay attention. nahuh
I know it all ale. srug

Well, in that case. Go on. 13

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Alright, so I'm sitting here in front of the computer, not at school. I'm sick. But, I just had another epiphany. 31

So I'm sitting here, listening to Yellowcard, trying to type up the next part, and I go rambling on in... oh lets say chapter 7.

Not that this means anything. haermm

Originally posted by Mist
Barker you're ruining everything haermm

Can we move this along?

I don't know, maybe finish chapter 1?

That is the thing when planning before typing. You can only do it successfully when you have loads of time on your hands like Jo. You should think about the overall plot and a few details, but you should type off of your head. Not that it is all just meaningless. You should type off of your head in the direction you want to go. Because if you think everything out and you have an epiphany, there is almost no way to work it in if you are so far into the book.

Understand?

















jk i love this story. actually i love the comments Barker and Mist make at each other, i have just spent all this time reading the posts and it cracks me up!






Seriously... a post?

UP****INGDATE ALREADY

yeah

I stumbled upon this by accident, and I'm impressed.

You're late, fashionably though... so I'll forgive.

Isn't it good??

Your sig brought me here. 13


And yea, it is, fabulous even. 313

Originally posted by howdugetsougly
Can we move this along?

I don't know, maybe finish chapter 1?

That is the thing when planning before typing. You can only do it successfully when you have loads of time on your hands like Jo. You should think about the overall plot and a few details, but you should type off of your head. Not that it is all just meaningless. You should type off of your head in the direction you want to go. Because if you think everything out and you have an epiphany, there is almost no way to work it in if you are so far into the book.

Understand?

jk i love this story. actually i love the comments Barker and Mist make at each other, i have just spent all this time reading the posts and it cracks me up!

Seriously... a post?
Mist is a doll. srug


And, believe it or not, I have 6 pages of summaries typed up, from Chapter 1 to Chapter 18, with a few more Chapters near the end planned out, ready for insertion into the final story once I get it. So, basically, I have until Halloween, 18 chapters, planned and typed out, with part of Christmas done. I have the end of the book planned, but not typed, along with whatever happens between Halloween and Christmas, and Christmas and the end. srug

Edit: See my next post.
Originally posted by Syren
UP****INGDATE ALREADY
I'm working on it. weep
Originally posted by silver_tears
Your sig brought me here. 13


And yea, it is, fabulous even. 313
Thank goodness for people with the surname of Barker.

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w00t

Oh Syren. 13

Um.. Okay, so this is how I do my SotAMs.

First I think about whatever's going to happen, and put it on lined paper; Fortunately, I'm too lazy to put up a picture of this. Then I type it up in word, and nice and ****.

http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/3592/archhz9.th.jpg

Nice eh? Then I actually print that. (Lame, eh?) Then I write on that for ideas and ways to improve what I first did:

http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/7000/ohlamemistuy6.th.jpg

...

Hope I blurred everything enough. I even showed you guys an example of my lame-ass writing.

Harry has a sex change?oh

Oh you vin

You write like a kineegardner. vin

I just took like a 3 hour nap too. vin

Coincidence?

No. vin

Originally posted by Barker
I just took like a 3 hour nap too. vin

Coincidence?

So did I.vin

Coincidence?

Update?vin

In time. vin

I'm gonna remove you from my sig, mister

Do it, it might motivate him....maybe? ermm

13roll

.. Burnt 13.

Anyway, I'm hard at work on this, at least until 7 at which point I will close SotAM unceremoniously and depart for my evening meetings. I will not, at any point, bother myself to further think anything of this SotAM rubbish until 3:29 PM MST Wednesday afternoon. 31

But here's a snippet of the next chapter. droolio


The two in looked around in unison.

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There should have been a spoiler...vin