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silver_tears
Should men "foot the bill" for dates in the early stages of a relationship?


Answer the question in 250 words or less. It has to be funny and original. And doesn't neccessarily have to reflect your views.



So far I've got:

"A man should definitely "foot the bill" for dates if he wants to stay one step ahead of the competition, and especially if he's lacking in the shoe size department." embarrasment It sucks, I know.

*edit, forget it it's US residents only disgust

Valharu
All men should. It's a small price to pay in exchange for the womans duties in the kitchen. evil face

Cerberus
Originally posted by Valharu
All men should. It's a small price to pay in exchange for the womans duties in the kitchen. evil face

evil face

curlers beer

Psyquis52
Men should either foot the bill or bill the foot. Whether they have dyslexia or not may change the outcome; that and a fortune cookie.

Mišt
Originally posted by silver_tears
Should men "foot the bill" for dates in the early stages of a relationship?


Well coming from you, I'd be surprised if you didnt charge them for your services, unless you're giving out freebies nowadaysermm

Yeah that was a prostitution comment in case someone didnt get it ermm

Butt Naked
I'll start on it tomorrow.

$noopbert
High maintenence.

commander fox
hehe

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