Dance, Dance lyrics, THE REDO!!

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crazylozer
Moi, and one of my buddies, got bored and made new lyrics for Fallout Boy's SUPER DUPER HIT! Except I think they suck. These lyrics are better.

She's says she's got wood, and it scares me
Bears attacked her during PMS
Way overweight and, intergalactic
Tonight it's "Pika-pikachu" vs. "Chuck Norris OH MY GOD"

It costs two quarters for a blowjob
And it's no surprise that the Leafs lost
I've got no job, so I smoke hemp
And I need it just to get high

Pants Pants
We're rolling around in cow pie
Pants Pants
And these are the lives from my seed
Pants
This is the song you love, if, you are not happy

Napoleon at, Waterloo met a rout
Link up, it's X-Box, PS2, BUT NO NINTENDO ONLINE

I'm six feet under the ground
And I'll never see you in your prom gown
The razors feel my pain, cut with them
Watch me bleed and soon die...

I've got a magic trick that is totally mine
There's a surprise right under your dress, DOVES!

France France
Add basil, tomato and thyme
France France
And this is how to make german weed
France
Zis is how we french say, the name Louis!

Damn girl you look freakin fine!
I want to see your damn nice breasts
I only want buttsecks in the form of you
Cosplaying as Princess Peach

Lance Lance
Don't these pants make me look like a guy
Lance Lance
With little boys, I do the deed
Lance
I love having hair over one eye (over one eye)
Lance
This song makes me want to cry (want to cry)
Lance
Now my one wish is to die, OH, EVERYONE HATES MEEEEEE (this echo annoys meeee)

Chants, Chants
Gantz, Gantz
Plants, Plants
Rants, Rants

Incest is the BEEEEEEST
SO PUT YOUR SISTER TO THE TEEEEEST!

Cerberus
dance

...oh and Fallout Boy is teh ghey erm

crazylozer
What, no one likes immature humour?

crazylozer
Edit

Cerberus
You need to take you sig's advice and die no expression

crazylozer
There was an internet connection problem. For serious.

Hummer2
10/10

Cerberus
Originally posted by crazylozer
There was an internet connection problem. For serious.

nopity

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