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I order you to inpregnate as soon as possible. Inject seman into your most scripted hold, and when your theighs bolster, and your undercarriage swells, alert me at once to rip that bastard of a fetus out with my death donating jaws.

For appitizers, I will purge my mouth on the pathetic disease carrying sac of cells you call a placenta. Once I have my fill, I will belch in those weeping eyes you hold dear, then rip them right out of your sockets.

For a refreshment, I will take twice my body weight in your oozing liquids spraying outward. Taking turns suckling on your jettison lactating mammories. Red cells will quench my thirst until I yank the brat out with my hooked tongue.

The main feast will double as an afrodishiac as the screaming hunk of fleshy shit squirms in my hands, all the while, listening to you squeal in pain.

Unused organs collapse as I bury my face in your wrung out vagina which is now serving me as a dinner plate. Tearing back the seams of life as my body grows stronger, this is how I stay ten decades young.

Jesus jumping christwagons.

sounds like fun!

What the hell?

Originally posted by Scythe
I order you to inpregnate as soon as possible. Inject seman into your most scripted hold, and when your theighs bolster, and your undercarriage swells, alert me at once to rip that bastard of a fetus out with my death donating jaws.

For appitizers, I will purge my mouth on the pathetic disease carrying sac of cells you call a placenta. Once I have my fill, I will belch in those weeping eyes you hold dear, then rip them right out of your sockets.

For a refreshment, I will take twice my body weight in your oozing liquids spraying outward. Taking turns suckling on your jettison lactating mammories. Red cells will quench my thirst until I yank the brat out with my hooked tongue.

The main feast will double as an afrodishiac as the screaming hunk of fleshy shit squirms in my hands, all the while, listening to you squeal in pain.

Unused organs collapse as I bury my face in your wrung out vagina which is now serving me as a dinner plate. Tearing back the seams of life as my body grows stronger, this is how I stay ten decades young.

You do know this means you officially have issues now?

Originally posted by Scythe
I order you to inpregnate as soon as possible. Inject seman into your most scripted hold, and when your theighs bolster, and your undercarriage swells, alert me at once to rip that bastard of a fetus out with my death donating jaws.

For appitizers, I will purge my mouth on the pathetic disease carrying sac of cells you call a placenta. Once I have my fill, I will belch in those weeping eyes you hold dear, then rip them right out of your sockets.

For a refreshment, I will take twice my body weight in your oozing liquids spraying outward. Taking turns suckling on your jettison lactating mammories. Red cells will quench my thirst until I yank the brat out with my hooked tongue.

The main feast will double as an afrodishiac as the screaming hunk of fleshy shit squirms in my hands, all the while, listening to you squeal in pain.

Unused organs collapse as I bury my face in your wrung out vagina which is now serving me as a dinner plate. Tearing back the seams of life as my body grows stronger, this is how I stay ten decades young.

Thanks for the vivid imagery

What. Ze. ****?

*hides my reproductive organs*

Hey Scythe. If u need a midnight snck lemme know!!!

Originally posted by Alley
Hey Scythe. If u need a midnight snck lemme know!!!

You must not really like yourself if you'll let him near it after that.

nope...he's ok

One of these days I'll learn to stop clicking on these threads.

but until then just let them sucker u in! lol

Originally posted by Jedi Priestess
One of these days I'll learn to stop clicking on these threads. Heya JP! .... hug


it was rather stupid... only posting here now to say hi to you.

Originally posted by Scythe
I order you to inpregnate as soon as possible. Inject seman into your most scripted hold, and when your theighs bolster, and your undercarriage swells, alert me at once to rip that bastard of a fetus out with my death donating jaws.

For appitizers, I will purge my mouth on the pathetic disease carrying sac of cells you call a placenta. Once I have my fill, I will belch in those weeping eyes you hold dear, then rip them right out of your sockets.

For a refreshment, I will take twice my body weight in your oozing liquids spraying outward. Taking turns suckling on your jettison lactating mammories. Red cells will quench my thirst until I yank the brat out with my hooked tongue.

The main feast will double as an afrodishiac as the screaming hunk of fleshy shit squirms in my hands, all the while, listening to you squeal in pain.

Unused organs collapse as I bury my face in your wrung out vagina which is now serving me as a dinner plate. Tearing back the seams of life as my body grows stronger, this is how I stay ten decades young.

Ok, I'm officially spun out now... crazy

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
Heya JP! .... hug


it was rather stupid... only posting here now to say hi to you.

SHELLS! And Calvin! hug

^there there...you'll be ok.

Run for the hills ladies! fear

run? damn I don't like running...how about walk at a fast pace?

I'm still pretty spun out...

awww...poor baby

Originally posted by Scythe
I order you to inpregnate as soon as possible. Inject seman into your most scripted hold, and when your theighs bolster, and your undercarriage swells, alert me at once to rip that bastard of a fetus out with my death donating jaws.

For appitizers, I will purge my mouth on the pathetic disease carrying sac of cells you call a placenta. Once I have my fill, I will belch in those weeping eyes you hold dear, then rip them right out of your sockets.

For a refreshment, I will take twice my body weight in your oozing liquids spraying outward. Taking turns suckling on your jettison lactating mammories. Red cells will quench my thirst until I yank the brat out with my hooked tongue.

The main feast will double as an afrodishiac as the screaming hunk of fleshy shit squirms in my hands, all the while, listening to you squeal in pain.

Unused organs collapse as I bury my face in your wrung out vagina which is now serving me as a dinner plate. Tearing back the seams of life as my body grows stronger, this is how I stay ten decades young.

OMFG!!! is this you?

who?what?

Originally posted by Alley
awww...poor baby

Pretty much.

Originally posted by Jedi Priestess
SHELLS! And Calvin! hug Calvin is to funny! .... sorry for so long to reply was reading another ridiculous thread.

it's ok to be a baby sometimes.

As long as thats cool with you? *sucks thumb*

awwwwww!!!!

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
Calvin is to funny! .... sorry for so long to reply was reading another ridiculous thread.

Hey, Shellie. hug

Originally posted by Daedalus
Hey, Shellie. hug Heya Sol hug

i feel left out of the loop...(*sniffles*)

Heya Alley!

...

*doesn't know you actually* ermm

HI!!!!!! oooooo...bunny...

Originally posted by Alley
i feel left out of the loop...(*sniffles*) heya Alley hug

Originally posted by Captain REX
Heya Alley!

...

*doesn't know you actually* ermm Heya Jordan! hug


all this hugging is beautiful! touched

it's ok if u don't know me....

Originally posted by Alley
i feel left out of the loop...(*sniffles*)

Hey, Alley! hug


Normally, I'd pounce, but I've only known you for about 10 minutes now.

...i feel so loved again...taz

15

....who?wat?

Oh, nothing.

LIES!!! ALL OF THEM!!!!!

I need a laptop.

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
heya Alley hug

Heya Jordan! hug


all this hugging is beautiful! touched

touched It's so touching. group Group hugs! w00t

Me too. YAY hugs for everyone!!!

Originally posted by Itzak
touched It's so touching. group Group hugs! w00t groupgroupwootgroupgroup

*resumes spun-outedness*

that's a lot of hugs

Originally posted by Alley
Me too. YAY hugs for everyone!!!

I don't know you but... hug

ermm

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
groupgroupwootgroupgroup

w00t group

is that hug 4 me?

You want one?

Why not... I'm giving out free hugs aren't I? w00t

jesus ****ing mary on the couch, man...

issues barely begins to describe what you have

Yeah, we're all helping each other with hugs, it seems.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You do know this means you officially have issues now? Now?

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
Now?

Well we've all known but, this makes it official.

Ive wanted a hug all day and I have to come to KMC to get one disgust

*hugs*

hughugShellie!! hughug

Originally posted by sniper
*hugs* hugthanks steve


Originally posted by Daedalus
hughugShellie!! hughug Sol!! hug


thanks guys touched

it's been a while...

but im back.

... for a while, at least

That has to be the nastiest sh!t I've ever read.

.... I don't know whether to throw up or applaud.

i think i'm gunna vomit ...

Originally posted by sniper
it's been a while...

but im back.

... for a while, at least good


Originally posted by D-Double
That has to be the nastiest sh!t I've ever read.

.... I don't know whether to throw up or applaud. its disgusting clever or cleverly disgusting ......

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon

its disgusting clever or cleverly disgusting ......

... or a cry for help.

Anyone with that doo-doo float'n around their brain needs a lobotomy.

i think i'm gonna applaud that.

Originally posted by D-Double
... or a cry for help.

Anyone with that doo-doo float'n around their brain needs a lobotomy. that too

LOBOTOMY!
LOBOTOMY!
LOBOTOMY!
LOBOTOMY!

i cant remember the rest of the song ><

fish heads
fish heads
rolly polly fish heads

Originally posted by Alley
it's ok if u don't know me....

Awesome!

Someone's got quite the imagination...
In a sick twisted way!! That was quite the read.

That was an A.D.D. moment.

*starts petition* ....

LOBOTOMIZE SCYTHE! ... and give him a vasectomy while you're at it.

sign here:

Doob____________________
________________________
________________________
________________________
________________________
________________________
________________________
________________________
________________________

/signed

shock

I hope Scythe is banned.