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The man, the mystery, the...........poster. In just one paragraph, describe who you think Impediment is, both inside and out. Remember to be elaborate, too.

That which impedes or hinders progress, motion, activity, or effect.

Impediment is a person, or human being as we call them, who resides on the planet called Earth. He eats food by chewing and swallowing in order to provide his body with nutrients to sustain life. He also drinks water to stay hydrated. He also sleeps on a regular basis.

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
Impediment is a person, or human being as we call them, who resides on the planet called Earth. He eats food by chewing and swallowing in order to provide his body with nutrients to sustain life. He also drinks water to stay hydrated. He also sleeps on a regular basis.

He sleeps? You learn something new everyday.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
He sleeps? You learn something new everyday.

He sleeps with a waffle iron.

Impediment is a man (probably)....he is a guard at a prison (i think)......he likes DVDs and Bill Hicks (most likely)........he lives in Texas (so I've heard)........he has a kid and a super hot girlfriend (i suppose).........and as i learnt today a third nipple (which is suspect to speculation).....thats it.

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
He sleeps with a waffle iron.

While plugged in, too.

Originally posted by Impediment
The man, the mystery, the...........poster. In just one paragraph, describe who you think Impediment is, both inside and out. Remember to be elaborate, too. I know you seem to be a great daddy to a beautiful baby girl... you have a nice girfriend and your calvin sig and avy are way awesome. Not quite enough for a paragraph. but there ya go.

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
He sleeps with a waffle iron.

Originally posted by Impediment
While plugged in, too.

That confirms everything I ever thought about him.

Originally posted by Impediment
While plugged in, too.

Extra big....................for her pleasure.

Originally posted by Impediment
Extra big....................for her pleasure.

You're so thoughtful.blushing

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You're so thoughtful.blushing

I gotta start taking notes. *goes and buys waffle iron*

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
I gotta start taking notes. *goes and buys waffle iron*

No sweetie I've seen you naked you need two to make up for it.mhm

Ohhhhhhhh.................nudity. droolio

Originally posted by The Pict
and as i learnt today a third nipple (which is suspect to speculation).....thats it.

I posted a pic, didn't I? I never said it was a full out and grown one. Thats just gross!

self praize is no recomendation, did i mention i rock?

Impediment is the guy who lives in the fridge, he keeps all the beer cold, and he turns on the light when I open the door. Without Impediment, I would have no cold beer and I wouldn't be able to see what I was getting out of the fridge!

Impediment!? Isn't he that pimp-ass nigga from three blocks down? I heard his teeth were made out of gold and he sleeps on a huge pile of money with the play-mate of the month. Also, I believe he released his own brand of Hot sauce...or so the rumours say.

Originally posted by lord xyz
ermm That's Fridgeman.

Fridgeman and Impediment are one and the sameermm Its true, I asked Fridgeman to take off his mask and it turned out to be Impedimentermm

Originally posted by Nevermind
Lies make baby Jesus cry.

Thats actually a false rumourhmm

See, one day, when breastfeeding baby Jesus, Mary stopped to burp him. When she held him up, he jerked his legs, and cried out 'Hey *****, gimme ma milk!'. Mary, in shock, lifted her son up to see his face. In that moment, he took his tiny hand, and tore off his face, revealing it to be a mask. The true face was none other than Chuck Norris. He then roundhouse kicked her for not giving him more boob juice.

And so, baby Jesus can never cry, as he is in fact Chuck Norris, and we all know Chuck Norris has never shed a single tear.

I am Sparticus.

I am sucitrapS

Actually it was printed on my cereal boxermm

Originally posted by lord xyz
Same difference.

Different same.

Originally posted by Impediment


w00t

Originally posted by Impediment
Originally posted by lord xyz
shock

Originally posted by Nevermind
Impediment!? Isn't he that pimp-ass nigga from three blocks down? I heard his teeth were made out of gold and he sleeps on a huge pile of money with the play-mate of the month. Also, I believe he released his own brand of Hot sauce...or so the rumours say.


Actually, it was Catsup. But it'sHOT!!

this thread's funny w00t

and sorry i know anything about impediment.

Originally posted by Prabhodh
sorry i know anything about impediment.


Just look at my profile and make something up!!

Originally posted by Prabhodh
this thread's funny w00t

and sorry i know anything about impediment. i know anything about him to. w00t



Noobism is fun.

"Noobism"??

Originally posted by Impediment
"Noobism"?? The act of being or pretending to be a noob.

Originally posted by Impediment
Just look at my profile and make something up!!

as you wish.

impediment can doesn't use AOL, msn can bite him, he was born on January 13th, 1980, he is male and he's a resindent evil DVD collector, his odd ball humour is only succeeded by his love for metal music, he is usually found in the Movie, DVD, horror forums, he strives on with a big cheesy smirk and a non alchoholant attidude, all the while giving props to his KMC brother and sisters, not forgetting his personal hero, Bill Hicks.

Originally posted by lord xyz
i know anything about him to. w00t



Noobism is fun.

hooraay for noobism w00t

EDIT: sorry about the double post.

Originally posted by Prabhodh
as you wish.

impediment can doesn't use AOL, msn can bite him, he was born on January 13th, 1980, he is male and he's a resindent evil DVD collector, his odd ball humour is only succeeded by his love for metal music, he is usually found in the Movie, DVD, horror forums, he strives on with a big cheesy smirk and a non alchoholant attidude, all the while giving props to his KMC brother and sisters, not forgetting his personal hero, Bill Hicks.



Resident Evil DVD collector? Nah. It's s'posed to be "resident dvd collector", meaning I'm the guy on KMC who boasts having the biggest dvd collection......................after C-Dic, of course.

Originally posted by Impediment
Resident Evil DVD collector? Nah. It's s'posed to be "resident dvd collector", meaning I'm the guy on KMC who boasts having the biggest dvd collection......................after C-Dic, of course.

oops

'resident dvd collecter'

Originally posted by Impediment
Resident Evil DVD collector? Nah. It's s'posed to be "resident dvd collector", meaning I'm the guy on KMC who boasts having the biggest penis

Oh really?hmm Ill fight you for itpirate







Title, that is....not actual penis dodgy

I have an ENORMOUS penis.............................I just don't have it here with me now. blushing

Oh, you got one of those attachable ones then eh?ermm Sucks to be you...

Originally posted by Impediment
The man, the mystery, the...........poster. In just one paragraph, describe who you think Impediment is, both inside and out. Remember to be elaborate, too.

Impediment....What can i say except that he is god he is the devil, he is life he is death, he is me he is you, he is....Everything !!!

The only one to even come close to his greatness is chuck norris

But he's not Chuck Norris, is he?ermm

Edited it, better ?

Originally posted by A.J
Edited it, better ?

Much

Originally posted by Impediment


But no beard....what is Chuck without the beard? What is Superman without the cape? What is me without my penis? A big fat nothingweep

Originally posted by Impediment

Originally posted by Impediment
http://www.ultimateshowdown.org/
its you

Originally posted by Impediment


I'd give that a solid 9.827345 on the Chuck-o-meterhmm

Maybe this is Impediment.....................

Originally posted by Impediment
Maybe this is Impediment..................... Sure as hell looks like you from your pics

Yah, I love that SP maker.

Originally posted by Impediment
Yah, I love that SP maker. It rules.

Yah

Nice

MY TUUUURN!!!! shifty


Impediment......hmmm...well I live with him I eat breathe and sh*t in the same house he does. We have a wonderful daughter together. He is completley out of his mind, drunk or not. He is the biggest nerd on the planet, but that makes me love him even more! I have SEX with him...naughty anything else you'd like to know?????

Well, if you told them EVERYTHING, you'd probably get us banned.

dont get him banned

Yah. Banning is bad, m'kay?

hell yezz

Originally posted by Impediment
Well, if you told them EVERYTHING, you'd probably get us banned.

verry true I'll keep it between us

Impediment...I respect you.

Originally posted by A.J
hell yezz

Lies! You told me it was fun! schmoll

Originally posted by Itzak
Lies! You told me it was fun! schmoll Damn right i lied

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
MY TUUUURN!!!! shifty


Impediment......hmmm...well I live with him I eat breathe and sh*t in the same house he does. We have a wonderful daughter together. He is completley out of his mind, drunk or not. He is the biggest nerd on the planet, but that makes me love him even more! I have SEX with him...naughty anything else you'd like to know????? Well then, Impediment is very lucky!

Originally posted by Itzak
Lies! You told me it was fun! schmoll

Originally posted by A.J
Damn right i lied

**** ******* **** *** ********* ** * ****** ** ***** bastard. disgust

Originally posted by lord xyz
Well then, Impediment is very lucky!

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
MY TUUUURN!!!! shifty


Impediment......hmmm...well I live with him I eat breathe and sh*t in the same house he does. We have a wonderful daughter together. He is completley out of his mind, drunk or not. He is the biggest nerd on the planet, but that makes me love him even more! I have SEX with him...naughty anything else you'd like to know?????

You're not eating his shit though are you?shnone

Originally posted by Itzak
**** ******* **** *** ********* ** * ****** ** ***** bastard. disgust **** ********** ******* ****** ***** **** *** ****

May I go on?

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
Ever considered hiring someone else?

Originally posted by lord xyz


Whatcha lookin' at Willis?

Originally posted by Itzak
Whatcha lookin' at Willis? I'm looking at Phyllis.

Originally posted by lord xyz
I'm looking at Phyllis.

I hear he's out for revenge on his uncle for trying to steal his nose...

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You're not eating his shit though are you?shnone

no

Originally posted by lord xyz


Ever considered hiring someone else?

nope

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You're not eating his shit though are you?shnone

................................whistling1

Originally posted by Impediment
................................whistling1

Something you'd like to share?shock

Pleads the Fizziff.

Originally posted by Impediment
Pleads the Fizziff.

*uses imagination* FREAK!!!

Don't hate me 'cuz you ain't me.

Originally posted by Impediment
Don't hate me 'cuz you ain't me.

Never said I was hating sweetie. Never that.no2

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Never said I was hating sweetie. Never that.no2

I know. Just playing.

Originally posted by Impediment
I know. Just playing.

I know.tongue12

Originally posted by Impediment
I know. Just playing.

Nah, Impediment.

See she's the reason for the word *****
I hope she's speeding on the way to the club
Trying to hurry up to get and some
Baller or singer or somebody like that
And try to put on her makeup in the mirror
And crash, crash, crash.. into a ditch!


just playing

Originally posted by Bardock42
Nah, Impediment.

See she's the reason for the word *****
I hope she's speeding on the way to the club
Trying to hurry up to get and some
Baller or singer or somebody like that
And try to put on her makeup in the mirror
And crash, crash, crash.. into a ditch!


just playing

I know you'd like to thank your shit don't stank
But lean a little bit closer
See roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo
Yeah, roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I know you'd like to thank your shit don't stank
But lean a little bit closer
See roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo
Yeah, roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo

Oh....OH...you thought...oh...you ...nah....I'm serious.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Oh....OH...you thought...oh...you ...nah....I'm serious.

Just stop.tongue12

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Just stop.tongue12 With your feet on the air and your head on the ground
Try this trick and spin it, yeah
Your head will collapse if there's nothing in it
And you'll ask yourself

Where is my mind?

Originally posted by Bardock42
With your feet on the air and your head on the ground
Try this trick and spin it, yeah
Your head will collapse if there's nothing in it
And you'll ask yourself

Where is my mind?

Either the clouds or your ass.hmm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Either the clouds or your ass.hmm

What's with your weird obsession with my ass.....

Originally posted by Impediment


Bill Hicks fans are supposed to know good music

Originally posted by Bardock42
What's with your weird obsession with my ass.....


I'd just like to know why you put so many things in it.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I'd just like to know why you put so many things in it.

HEY...you put your finger there yesterday...not me...and it was quite nice shifty

Originally posted by Bardock42
HEY...you put your finger there yesterday...not me...and it was quite nice shifty

But, you insisted on the carrot and did you have to lick it after you took it out?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
But, you insisted on the carrot and did you have to lick it after you took it out?

It's a COMMON SEXUAL PRACTICE.

Originally posted by Bardock42
It's a COMMON SEXUAL PRACTICE.

Look guy whatever all I'm saying it that you freaked me out.schmoll

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Look guy whatever all I'm saying it that you freaked me out.schmoll

Well, to be honest, you and your mom offering freaked me out a bit as well..I know, I didn't have to accept...but still, kind of weird.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Well, to be honest, you and your mom offering freaked me out a bit as well..I know, I didn't have to accept...but still, kind of weird.

That offer expired the minute your pants came off and it was apparent you didn't have enough to serve one let alone two.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
That offer expired the minute your pants came off and it was apparent you didn't have enough to serve one let alone two.


Well, maybe if you'd look better. I mean it's not your fault, but you really let yourself go a bit lately.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
That offer expired the minute your pants came off and it was apparent you didn't have enough to serve one let alone two.

OMG, that is brilliant.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
OMG, that is brilliant.

I hate you. Although I must admit, a severe blow.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Well, maybe if you'd look better. I mean it's not your fault, but you really let yourself go a bit lately.

That's true. I mean had I stayed in shape I never would have been in the predicament of being so desperate as to think to turn to you for sex.weep

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
OMG, that is brilliant.

You have a habit of walking in on this.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
That's true. I mean had I stayed in shape I never would have been in the predicament of being so desperate as to think to turn to you for sex.weep

Even if I had offered twice the money you usually get?

Originally posted by Bardock42
I hate you. Although I must admit, a severe blow.

I've never given you any type of blow, severe or not.

Besides, you're still my best friend, you just never talk to me.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
That's true. I mean had I stayed in shape I never would have been in the predicament of being so desperate as to think to turn to you for sex.weep



You have a habit of walking in on this.

I do, don't I?

Hehe...kinda like when you're getting undressed and stuff!

Originally posted by Bardock42
Even if I had offered twice the money you usually get?

Sweetie for what you weren't packing you'd have to give me at least 8x my rate. 1 for every inch you should have had.

Originally posted by Impediment
................................whistling1


*EDIT*

Originally posted by Impediment
dude...what the hell???

I'm sorry sweetie we did kinda take over your thread huh?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I've never given you any type of blow, severe or not.

Besides, you're still my best friend, you just never talk to me.

Not you, LF....

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Sweetie for what you weren't packing you'd have to give me at least 8x my rate. 1 for every inch you should have had.

Come on, you know I can't spent 4$ for that, it's jsut not worth it, besides don't you think 20 inches might just be a little much for you?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Not you, LF....



Come on, you know I can't spent 4$ for that, it's jsut not worth it, besides don't you think 20 inches might just be a little much for you?

Sweetie I told you when measuring your prick you never start from the belly button

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I'm sorry sweetie we did kinda take over your thread huh?


No no no. Thats wasnt me who posted that. I just edited it.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Sweetie I told you when measuring your prick you never start from the belly button

Well, when measuring your age you don't start with -30 either.

You can cut the love with a knife in here.

Originally posted by Impediment
You can cut the love with a knife in here.

Dude, stop with the lame jokes or I will cut your love with a knife....


Ironic...I know

Originally posted by Bardock42
Dude, stop with the lame jokes or I will cut your love with a knife....




Make sure it's a butter knife.

Originally posted by Impediment
No no no. Thats wasnt me who posted that. I just edited it.

The who?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Well, when measuring your age you don't start with -30 either.

30 isn't that the circumference of your A-hole after that night with the carnies?

BlackSunshine logged onto the other computer in the living room, but I was still signed in so she accidentally posted as me.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
The who? Won't get fooled again?


Originally posted by LethalFemme

30 isn't that the circumference of your ******* after that night with the carnies?

there's nothing wrong with a little anal pleasure, especially since you fail to satisfy.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Sweetie I told you when measuring your prick you never start from the belly button



Damnit!

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~


Damnit!

She's soo freaking good cry

Originally posted by Impediment
BlackSunshine logged onto the other computer in the living room, but I was still signed in so she accidentally posted as me.

What did she say?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Won't get fooled again?




there's nothing wrong with a little anal pleasure, especially since you fail to satisfy.

Hey I told you I'm not used to fisting guys.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~


Damnit!

In what way?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
What did she say?


"Dude......................what the hell? "

Originally posted by LethalFemme
What did she say?



Hey I told you I'm not used to fisting guys.



In what way?

I don't know...I just measured my dink, but the ruler isn't long enough... cry

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Hey I told you I'm not used to fisting guys.


And I'm not used to giving a Dirty Sanchez to a girl, but did I chicken out when you asked me to? Hell no, I didn't.

Originally posted by Impediment
"Dude......................what the hell? "

Oh okay I got you.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I don't know...I just measured my dink, but the ruler isn't long enough... cry

I see your pain.shock

Originally posted by Bardock42
And I'm not used to giving a Dirty Sanchez to a girl, but did I chicken out when you asked me to? Hell no, I didn't.

Hey I gave you a Chili Dog.schmoll

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Hey I gave you a Chili Dog.schmoll

Oh that's what you call it, damn, your sister was right though, you ARE nasty...

Originally posted by Bardock42
Oh that's what you call it, damn, your sister was right though, you ARE nasty...

Shut up. You guys are starting to corrupt me.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Shut up. You guys are starting to corrupt me.

Okay, now that it's over.....DAMN, chili dog...ewwwwww...

Originally posted by Bardock42
Okay, now that it's over.....DAMN, chili dog...ewwwwww...

I had to top a Dirty Sanchez.

How about a Cleveland Steamer?

Originally posted by Impediment
How about a Cleveland Steamer?

Or the Snow Blower.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I had to top a Dirty Sanchez.

You certainly did...certainly did....although I am still wondering how you did it to me....

Originally posted by LethalFemme


I see your pain.shock





Actually, it would probably tend to be yours.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Or the Snow Blower.

Or the Fire Donut

what does impediment mean? I don't have dictionary next to me...like always?............

Originally posted by CherryTopper
what does impediment mean? I don't have dictionary next to me...like always?............

...you have the Internet, right?

Originally posted by Bardock42
You certainly did...certainly did....although I am still wondering how you did it to me....

You do know what that is? Technically we gave it to each other.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Actually, it would probably tend to be yours.

I said see not feel.

Originally posted by Bardock42
...you have the Internet, right?
yeah but that taes up too much time...I'm lazy nice to meey you!

Originally posted by Bardock42
Or the Fire Donut

The Twirl-A-Whirl.blushing

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You do know what that is? Technically we gave it to each other.


Well, i know, I know, you girls want to be equal and such...but the side that gives the chili dog is very closely defined...not a lot of grey area there (hint at Impediment)...

OHHHHHHH!!

nevermind...I'm still lost (hints I'm a libra)

Originally posted by CherryTopper
yeah but that taes up too much time...I'm lazy nice to meey you!

Well then http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/Impediment ....greetings.

Originally posted by CherryTopper
OHHHHHHH!!

nevermind...I'm still lost (hints I'm a libra)

I don't believe in superstitious Bullshit (hint, I'm a reasonable being)

Originally posted by Bardock42
Well, i know, I know, you girls want to be equal and such...but the side that gives the chili dog is very closely defined...not a lot of grey area there (hint at Impediment)...

Um sweetie what exactly do you think it is cause there's definitely a way I could have given you one.

Originally posted by CherryTopper
what does impediment mean? I don't have dictionary next to me...like always?............




Randi....

what...hi?