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This is, quite simply, a Rival Newspaper to that of Sir Dusty. barker

Originally posted by Barker
I think I'll start A Rival paper Called "The KMC Today".

Genius.
It all started when Dusty forgot to put a certain Article in his "Weekly". I jokingly decided to start a Rival paper just to get the Article out. The Article writer accepted.

Lets see how KMC responds to a Paper written to be serious, eh?

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/1614/kmctodayissueonehx9.th.jpg

It's 900 Pixels wide, twice as long as the Maximum Signature size, so I'm linking to it to cut down on Screen Stretching. Who knows? This could be the last issue. If it's not accepted, I won't continue it, obviously. Also, if anyone wants to help out, in writing articles, or even doing what Maynard and Vinny have done for the "Weekly". (Doing their own things in the paper.) Feel free to PM me.

You're going down.

baka

nice.

I like your paper Barker, and I had no idea I was going to be in it.

Originally posted by Dusty
You're going down.
srug

its pretty cool.

It's cool, but it was hard to read some of the text.

Originally posted by H. S. 6
It's cool, but it was hard to read some of the text.
srug

Originally posted by Barker
srug
You're going to hear from my lawyers for using my KMC logo without permission.

I actually liked the format a lot... it definetely looked like a real paper. But I couldn't read half of the text b/c it was so damn small... and I don't think you should really take ideas from other members... but you did a good job anyway.

mistsrug

Originally posted by Barker
This is, quite simply, a Rival Newspaper to that of Sir Dusty. barker


It all started when Dusty forgot to put a certain Article in his "Weekly". I jokingly decided to start a Rival paper just to get the Article out. The Article writer accepted.

Lets see how KMC responds to a Paper written to be serious, eh?

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/1614/kmctodayissueonehx9.th.jpg

It's 900 Pixels wide, twice as long as the Maximum Signature size, so I'm linking to it to cut down on Screen Stretching. Who knows? This could be the last issue. If it's not accepted, I won't continue it, obviously. Also, if anyone wants to help out, in writing articles, or even doing what Maynard and Vinny have done for the "Weekly". (Doing their own things in the paper.) Feel free to PM me.

I like it!

*clicks to read more about me*

I like it

*turncoats on Dusty*

I like this layout better.

I like it Layout's much neater and stuff...and I dunno why people are complaining about the text, it's fine...

Originally posted by Spartan005
I actually liked the format a lot... it definetely looked like a real paper. But I couldn't read half of the text b/c it was so damn small... and I don't think you should really take ideas from other members... but you did a good job anyway.

The idea's not really original to Dusty either, stuff like this has been done before several times. Korri's done something similar before, as has Alpha Centauri.

Originally posted by Lana
I like it Layout's much neater and stuff...and I dunno why people are complaining about the text, it's fine...



The idea's not really original to Dusty either, stuff like this has been done before several times. Korri's done something similar before, as has Alpha Centauri.

Plus...it's more fun to have competition and reading different material. Competition ='s to them stepping up their quality and delivering something even better.

This is awesome! Greatest thing ever! Dusty, do you see what happens when you **** a weekly in the ass?

Originally posted by Lana
I like it Layout's much neater and stuff...and I dunno why people are complaining about the text, it's fine...



The idea's not really original to Dusty either, stuff like this has been done before several times. Korri's done something similar before, as has Alpha Centauri.

When you have a really high resolution, the words are a bit of a strain to see.

Originally posted by H. S. 6
When you have a really high resolution, the words are a bit of a strain to see.

I do have a high resolution, and even with my inability to read things that are high-contrast I can read it fine

Originally posted by H. S. 6
When you have a really high resolution, the words are a bit of a strain to see.

I'm on 1280x1024...and I can read it just fine.

O.O I liked it. Very good... Views on Sex poll! Yes! Very good competition for Dusty's Weekly.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
I'm on 1280x1024...and I can read it just fine.

Ditto. And I've got shit eyesight, even with my glasses on.

Wait a minute.. I paid 24 cents for this? Your fricking kidding me?!

Originally posted by The Phantom
Wait a minute.. I paid 24 cents for this? Your fricking kidding me?!

All sales are final, mhm please read the fine print. Non-refundable.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
I'm on 1280x1024...and I can read it just fine.

And I'm on 1400 x 1050.

Meh, it's just the parts where the text got cut in half that isn't easy to read, anyway.

click on it a second time and it zooms

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
click on it a second time and it zooms

Shhh...

My laptop clearly doesn't like Imageshack.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
All sales are final, mhm please read the fine print. Non-refundable. Alright then. I will see you peoples in court..

Dusty has some serious competition on his hands.





Thats if Barker does another ermm

nice paper

Originally posted by Thorinn
Dusty has some serious competition on his hands.





Thats if Barker does another ermm

Oh, he will... He will... batman


(Wtf? What the hell does Batman have to do with what I just said?)

Originally posted by H. S. 6
Oh, he will... He will... batman


(Wtf? What the hell does Batman have to do with what I just said?) Wow... that's funny. I was thinking about using that same smilie for this thread for some reason....

My anecdote appeared!













































wait, isnt that why Barker MADE the paper?

i like the batman thingiee
it makes it kinda secrectative and a bit sassy.

Originally posted by H. S. 6
Oh, he will... He will... batman


(Wtf? What the hell does Batman have to do with what I just said?) shrugOriginally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
My anecdote appeared!













































wait, isnt that why Barker MADE the paper? Nah.

very nice...let's see if it can be delivered day after day from now on...and God help you if you **** up...

Thanks for comments...

I'd've individually quoted and responded to everyone, if I had a larger attention span.
Originally posted by TOH
You're going to hear from my lawyers for using my KMC logo without permission.
gurs
Originally posted by Spartan005
I actually liked the format a lot... it definetely looked like a real paper. But I couldn't read half of the text b/c it was so damn small... and I don't think you should really take ideas from other members... but you did a good job anyway.
You mean the Signature Section? And yeah, I just might do it again with bigger text. (This week's issue)
Originally posted by The Phantom
O.O I liked it. Very good... Views on Sex poll! Yes! Very good competition for Dusty's Weekly.

Originally posted by The Phantom
Wait a minute.. I paid 24 cents for this? Your fricking kidding me?!
Non-Refundable.

I already spent it anyway. ermm
Originally posted by Thorinn
Dusty has some serious competition on his hands.


Thats if Barker does another
If I have some help. dodgy

It would be nice If I had some help with articles and things. I already have one for next week, but I like the Idea of the Community getting Involved.
Originally posted by H. S. 6
Oh, he will... He will... batman


(Wtf? What the hell does Batman have to do with what I just said?)
You Joker. sly
Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
My anecdote appeared!


wait, isnt that why Barker MADE the paper?
srug
Originally posted by RogerRamjet
very nice...let's see if it can be delivered day after day from now on...and God help you if you **** up...
...

Yay!

I'd be maybe-possibly able to help out.

You Two-Face, you.

(Sorry. Had to get that in.)

I'll present my weekly-daily-whatever anecdote.

Originally posted by Barker


Non-Refundable.

I already spent it anyway. ermm



Alright then. I will just have to work it off!





I can work it off now!

Originally posted by H. S. 6
I'd be maybe-possibly able to help out.

You Two-Face, you.

(Sorry. Had to get that in.)
... Someone was trying to Robin me just now.

(You're maybe-possibly offering to do something?)
Originally posted by The Phantom
Alright then. I will just have to work it off!


I can work it off now!
The price might change, however.

Originally posted by Barker
... Someone was trying to Robin me just now.

(You're maybe-possibly offering to do something?)

The price might change, however. Noooo! I have to work off more then!

Tsk tsk on the grammar nono

Originally posted by The Phantom
Noooo! I have to work off more then!
Or it won't go up.. dodgy
Originally posted by silver_tears
Tsk tsk on the grammar nono
Everyone's a critic. weep


tongue_ss

Originally posted by Barker
Or it won't go up.. dodgy

Everyone's a critic. weep


tongue_ss ... Stop messing with me!

Oh yeah, I'll try to get Storm or someone to Edit this into the first post, But I'd like it if people started PMing nominations for Member of Today to me. I chose DarkC at random, but someone told me to do this, and I think it's a good Idea.

I Nominate myself!

No, i don't really, I nominate Phantom. He's making a quick name in the OTF.

Quick? I've been here for a week and a half and only a couple of people know who I am.

Originally posted by Barker
PMing nominations
tongue_ss

That way, it's more of a Surprise.


Ish.

Originally posted by Barker
tongue_ss

That way, it's more of a Surprise.


Ish. Yea... agreed. QUICK! EVERYONE LOOK AWAY!

Barker smells like doodoo. disguise

Originally posted by taft
Barker smells like doodoo. disguise
Member of the Not Today.

w00t

"Hobbies" lol

Air leftright

wow!
VERY impressive. Dusty has serious competition.

Originally posted by taft
Air leftright
leftright Ria
Originally posted by Punkyhermy
wow!
VERY impressive. Dusty has serious competition.

Originally posted by Barker
leftright Ria



IRA leftright

Originally posted by taft
IRA leftright



leftright Ari

howdy dose any one know Leo.M

Originally posted by Barker
leftright Ari



Iar leftright

is every one ignoring me

Originally posted by taft
Iar leftright


Lars leftright

Originally posted by Barker
Lars leftright



Metallica leftright

if you just want to ignore me then i am leaving catch ya l8ter

Woah, this is a very cool paper. I'd love to help out!

If you want me.

Originally posted by Nevermind
If you want me to.
Sure. What would you do? I have a few people doing articles already, but you can never have enough.

Originally posted by Barker
Sure. What would you do? I have a few people doing articles already, but you can never have enough.

I can be a film critic on movies and such. I suppose I can cover other random events as well. I can do it boss, I swear, I swear!

Originally posted by taft
Metallica leftright


leftright Ew.

Originally posted by Nevermind
I can be a film critic on movies and such I suppose and I can cover other random events. I can do it boss, I swear, I swear!


Get something to me by next Wednesday (August 2), and we have a deal!

Originally posted by Barker

Get something to me by next Wednesday (August 2), and we have a deal!

w00t

itzakw00t

Originally posted by Barker
leftright Ew.




Get something to me by next Wednesday (August 2), and we have a deal!

We? Wii? leftright

Awesome paper, though I'm sorry to say i prefer the Weekly...

Originally posted by babe_89
is every one ignoring me

Its a forum, not MSN ffs...

I have to say I like this layout better.


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

*Cough*

Other then it being a Rip of Dustys Its Pretty good Barker.

You Put my Thing in because you ran out of material ? disgust

You Bastard I'm not 14!

Originally posted by Lana
The idea's not really original to Dusty either, stuff like this has been done before several times. Korri's done something similar before, as has Alpha Centauri.

Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Originally posted by HellMaster93
Awesome paper, though I'm sorry to say i prefer the Weekly...

Originally posted by Storm
I have to say I like this layout better.


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.
t00w
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
You Bastard I'm not 14!
15? I just took a quick glance at your birthday in your profile.
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
*Cough*

Other then it being a Rip of Dustys Its Pretty good Barker.

You Put my Thing in because you ran out of material ? disgust
srug

I don't know who put that in. leftright

Im gonna make my own newspaper now, it'll be called The KMC Yesterday, basically just be a copy of your paper but with a new title mistw00t

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y232/americablah/OHYOU.jpg

The paper needs more Tuft...ermm
In other word more things for us to laugh at...

Or more boobs, whatever...mistsrug

misthump

In the mouth? ermm

Originally posted by Barker
You didn't like his hobbies Letter?

Hello Barker Bear..wave
And that was the best part...

Is that....is that bad?dodgy

Who's the red guy?dodgy

Some ad. You see that moving one down there?

Right there.

Yeah, that one.

Click it.

I just won a free Xbox 360!

Thanks Barker

I...

*Clicks it*

Edit: That was a log-out, and I forgot my Password. disgust

You fail life mhm

Barker's Paper > Dusty's Paper

Originally posted by silver_tears
You fail life mhm

Originally posted by Bloigen
Barker's Paper > Dusty's Paper

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
This is awesome! Greatest thing ever! Dusty, do you see what happens when you **** a weekly in the ass? your just annoyed your crap wasnt put in

Originally posted by A.J
your just annoyed your crap wasnt put in
Not really. I was just making a big Lebowski edited quote, like we did before his last weekly came out. I will continue to read and write for both.

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
Not really. I was just making a big Lebowski edited quote, like we did before his last weekly came out. I will continue to read and write for both. And they will continue to be ingored

Originally posted by A.J
And they will continue to be ingored
Ingored?

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
Ingored?

I'm pretty sure you meant "ignored," wrecking crew crony.

Once again, nice work.

When I get back from my trip, I plan to top this big time.

Originally posted by Dusty
You're going down.
As long as you don't try to Emulate the Today in anyway.

When are you going to make another one?

Originally posted by Thorinn
When are you going to make another one?

Friday

I may not be able to get my article in.

That's it. I'm making my own newspaper.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Friday

Originally posted by Barker
As long as you don't try to Emulate the Today in anyway.



Who art thou to say such a thing?

Let's not start any drama, Eh?

Eh.

Originally posted by taft
Eh.
Floccus: A species in which each cloud unit is a small tuft with a cumuliform appearance, the lower part of which is more or less ragged and often accompanied by viagra.

srug

tongue_ss

Originally posted by Barker
This is, quite simply, a Rival Newspaper to that of Sir Dusty. barker


It all started when Dusty forgot to put a certain Article in his "Weekly". I jokingly decided to start a Rival paper just to get the Article out. The Article writer accepted.

Lets see how KMC responds to a Paper written to be serious, eh?

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/1614/kmctodayissueonehx9.th.jpg

It's 900 Pixels wide, twice as long as the Maximum Signature size, so I'm linking to it to cut down on Screen Stretching. Who knows? This could be the last issue. If it's not accepted, I won't continue it, obviously. Also, if anyone wants to help out, in writing articles, or even doing what Maynard and Vinny have done for the "Weekly". (Doing their own things in the paper.) Feel free to PM me. KMC Weekly is better. mhm

yeah...and a least it was 'weekly' for two consecutive weeks...'today' never made it to a second release

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
yeah...and a least it was 'weekly' for two consecutive weeks...'today' never made it to a second release
it's having it's second release on friday. It's not a daily paper. It's just called the today.every day that you read the "TOday" you'll say it's "today"

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
yeah...and a least it was 'weekly' for two consecutive weeks...'today' never made it to a second release Plus Dusty and the KMC Weekly team are cool, kind ermm funny and aren't biased.

Wow. Sweet.

Originally posted by Barker
This is, quite simply, a Rival Newspaper to that of Sir Dusty. barker


It all started when Dusty forgot to put a certain Article in his "Weekly". I jokingly decided to start a Rival paper just to get the Article out. The Article writer accepted.

Lets see how KMC responds to a Paper written to be serious, eh?

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/1614/kmctodayissueonehx9.th.jpg

It's 900 Pixels wide, twice as long as the Maximum Signature size, so I'm linking to it to cut down on Screen Stretching. Who knows? This could be the last issue. If it's not accepted, I won't continue it, obviously. Also, if anyone wants to help out, in writing articles, or even doing what Maynard and Vinny have done for the "Weekly". (Doing their own things in the paper.) Feel free to PM me. Not bad. But I think that since the weekly is original I shall give it the best KMC newspaper ever award.

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
it's having it's second release on friday. It's not a daily paper. It's just called the today.every day that you read the "TOday" you'll say it's "today"
Exactly. Who honestly expects me to sit on my ass for 2 hours putting this out everyday, with the same, awkward news?
Originally posted by lord xyz
aren't biased.

Originally posted by vraya the great
Not bad. But I think that since the weekly is original I shall give it the best KMC newspaper ever award.

Originally posted by Barker

1234

Barker-boy. When's the Today coming out today?

Working on my article Barker, I wanted to get the most up to date info that I could.

It's still friday in Utah. steeks

3:40 PM on a Friday, to be exact.

2:40pm here. icon5

I spent an hour yesterday sorting out things into groups like "Base of Paper", "Member of Today", and So on. I just need to find some filler for the Newsline Area.

Alright, I have most of the Paper done, I just need to sort out a few things; It could be up in a Few hours, or could be up Tommorow. (In about 10 Hours).

srug

(It's 11 PM, and We're going by My friday. )

aboot bloody time.

Some today paper this turned out to be mhm

Originally posted by Thorinn
aboot bloody time. Originally posted by silver_tears
Some today paper this turned out to be mhm

Originally posted by vraya the great
Not bad. But I think that since the weekly is original I shall give it the best KMC newspaper ever award.

The Weekly's not original. As I pointed out before, this sort of thing has been done at least twice before.

Just the vast majority of you weren't members then and thus wouldn't know

Cool.

Somehow, I manged to sleep for a good 11 Hours. srug

Originally posted by Lana
The Weekly's not original. As I pointed out before, this sort of thing has been done at least twice before.

Just the vast majority of you weren't members then and thus wouldn't know
icon5

I don't even think I had the Internet until a Month before I registered.
Originally posted by silver_tears
Some today paper this turned out to be mhm
I would have gotten shouted at if I did anything to do with "Week". weep

If I started a newspaper, it would be called "KMC POST".

Mine would be the KMC Times

srug I got bored of doing it around the end, so there's errors and stuff. I may discontinue it after this week, since It takes nearly 5 Hours to do, and Dusty is supposedly stepping up Production.

http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/1183/kmctodayissuetwoye9.th.png

*considers writing an article*

*Considers Accepting it*

i could do a piece on new british bands (there a hundreds)...if you want

Go for it. cool

I can do nothing....if you want.

Originally posted by Barker
srug I got bored of doing it around the end, so there's errors and stuff. I may discontinue it after this week, since It takes nearly 5 Hours to do, and Dusty is supposedly stepping up Production.

http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/1183/kmctodayissuetwoye9.th.png I'm meantioned there

Originally posted by Barker
Go for it. cool

When do you want it?
How Long is it to be?
How much do i get paid?

I give it 2 herbs up! herbnoneherbnone

Originally posted by Scottie
When do you want it?
How Long is it to be?
How much do i get paid? What? He is going to get paid? I feel jipped.


O.O Did my article sound like I was bragging for the KMC Today? If so I didn't mean it to look that way. O.O

And once more great paper.