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I miss him like cheese misses feet.

Please use words to tell my mind where he is and why he is there.

He is special.

Don't judge the man, judge the world.

Over here.

No, over here.

Maybe over there.

Where are you?

Fungoolie! Wa Wa Wa!

Atchoo.

Oh no...you've done it now, Mods.

You've actually brought about a Floo pandemic.

-AC

Banned member thread?

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Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Oh no...you've done it now, Mods.

You've actually brought about a Floo pandemic.

-AC

You better believe it! I know you're with me, doGG. He can't be outta here, can he? He? He? He?

Originally posted by Dusty



Banned member thread?

Nah, I think he just got restrictamacated. Much like life.

if there were such a thing as blue tuna i would never eat it.



















ok, i might try it once, but with great caution. especially if prepared raw, which i assume it is since you added 'wasabi'. like this one time, i had sea urchin at a sushi bar. i thought it would be something new to try, and i may like it. it was like eating a sponge saturated in snot. almost threw up right at the bar. so you must understand that the idea of blue tuna makes me curious, but i am also very weary. can i just try some of yours, so i dont waste money on a whole order? besides, it pisses off those japanese chefs when you dont finish your meal. apparently its an insult to them to leave food uneaten, according to custom. the last thing i want to do is insult the chef, or else they may spit on my dragon roll the next time i go there to eat. but then again that sweet soy they douse it with would probably drown out the taste of spit, so maybe it wouldnt matter.

Originally posted by PVS
if there were such a thing as blue tuna i would never eat it.



















ok, i might try it once, but with great caution. especially if prepared raw, which i assume it is since you added 'wasabi'. like this one time, i had sea urchin at a sushi bar. i thought it would be something new to try, and i may like it. it was like eating a sponge saturated in snot. almost threw up right at the bar. so you must understand that the idea of blue tuna makes me curious, but i am also very weary. can i just try some of yours, so i dont waste money on a whole order? besides, it pisses off those japanese chefs when you dont finish your meal. apparently its an insult to them to leave food uneaten, according to custom. the last thing i want to do is insult the chef, or else they may spit on my dragon roll the next time i go there to eat. but then again that sweet soy they douse it with would probably drown out the taste of spit, so maybe it wouldnt matter.

You - obviously - don't know what's up your nose, dude. Blue Tuna is the way, the truth and the life. Of course, I am speaking simply, but what I mean is sashimi. Yeah, raw shit. That Wasabi will blow your head off - mixed with soy, of course - but then you can equalize it with the pickled ginger. Really. I ain't never had sea urchin, but a day at the beach once introduced me to Palauan sea cucumber...It was...crunchy. And mushy. A little. Just like our boy Bardock's nose.

Anyone down with the 411?

Why is Krunk'd somehow every crazy hobo that is placed in each neighbourhood, ever?

-AC

...drunk, sitting in front of a liquor store shouting incoherant obscenities at nobody in particular. i see it

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Why is Krunk'd somehow every crazy hobo that is placed in each neighbourhood, ever?
Originally posted by PVS
...drunk, sitting in front of a liquor store shouting incoherant obscenities at nobody in particular. i see it

What the **** are you talking about? ****! You're both like a couple of ****ing **** **** ****ers who ****ing **** ****s, and then whine about ****ing ****s being ****ed by ****ers! ****! It's like you're both ****ed outta your minds on **** juice, and then ate a bunch of ****ing ****-hole **** foods. It's weird. Like.

O Bardock, where art thou?

From Jamaica to the world
It's just love, it's just love

Why must our children play in the streets
Broken hearts and faded dreams
Listen up to everyone that you meet
Don't you worry, it could be so sweet
Just look to the rainbow you will see,
The sun will shine till eternity
I've got so much love in my heart
No one can tear it apart

Be the love generation (x2)
Come on, come on, come on
Be the love generation (x2)
Don't worry about a thing, gonna be all right (x3)
Gonna be
Gonna, gonna, gonna
Gonna be alright

Don't worry about a thing, gonna be all right

Feel the love generation

Why most the children play in the street?
Broken arms can fade the dreams
Peace on earth to everyone that you meet
Don't you worry? it could be so sweet
Just look at a rainbow, you will see
The summer shine till the eternity
I've got so much love in my arms
No one can tear it apart


How about them apples! icon5

Word to yo' mamma. She fine. She so fine.

You know it smoke

How about some sex-love for my donkey?

Does he wear a sombrero?

When the sun shines...

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
What the **** are you talking about? ****! You're both like a couple of ****ing **** **** ****ers who ****ing **** ****s, and then whine about ****ing ****s being ****ed by ****ers! ****! It's like you're both ****ed outta your minds on **** juice, and then ate a bunch of ****ing ****-hole **** foods. It's weird. Like.

O Bardock, where art thou?
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Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
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Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
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Those weren't naughty bad-bad words. They were just beautiful galactic stars, you ****ing ****-sucking **** ****!

EDIT: When B-boy comes back, will he be the same or will he have...changed?

The ban'll probably put some hair on his chest.

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Those weren't naughty bad-bad words. They were just beautiful galactic stars, you ****ing ****-sucking **** ****!

EDIT: When B-boy comes back, will he be the same or will he have...changed?
Quit it! I recognized your beautiful galactic starts for what they were and to who the first time, this however...

Originally posted by silver_tears
The ban'll probably put some hair on his chest.
I hope not. He was so beautiful when he was slippery and wet.

Like an eel.

Originally posted by Storm
Quit it! I recognized your beautiful galactic starts for what they were and to who the first time, this however...

I doth my hat to thee. To thee.

Or a seal.

Originally posted by silver_tears
Or a seal.

Oh yeah, that's the one. One. One. One. One. One. One. One.

Are you hitting on me in binary? flirt

No, I'm hitting on you with the language of lascivious love interspersed with the guttural groans of generous - yes, generous - sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex.

I'm an animal (donkey).

Bardock has a lot to come home to. ermm

Considering the rate you and I are dancing at, my dear, I doubt I'll have any energy left...

Although, I probably will.

I'd be disappointed and rather turned off if you didn't.

Originally posted by PVS
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Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
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People like you make me piss my panties... you obviously have no clue. In fact, you have Absolutely No Clue - Emphasised.

Feel better about yourself now? I'm glad

Leave him alone, he's probably never been outside the OTF beforeermm

No excuse.

Except, if you are Chuck Norrisermm

OK, so what naughtiness did he get up to this time? When shall he return, and how shall we celebrate it?

Ohhhh, I see...It was this:

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=416786&perpage=20&highlight=userid%3A50458&pagenumber=9

What a bunch of little shits with stupid eyes! How utterly pathetic that someone given a little power believes that their judgment is absolute, and that no-one can say otherwise...Sad, but also funny (to laugh at, not with).

Who watches the watchmen?

I believe he will be back in 3 days. I'm lazy and haven't actually checked, because I'm too busy watching the cinematic masterpiece that is "Stay Alive" - About a video game that kills people if they die in said game. It has oscar winner all over it. What with the superb acting of Frankie (I'm always going to be an annoying teenager) Muniz and hot chick # 9. Okay, the movie just ended, I will check...Okay, ban will be lifted tomorrow.

Thank you, Jesus.

You are welcome, my son. Now give things to people you kinda like so they won't ***** about it later on my birthday and hide eggs when my spirit rises.

Originally posted by BackFire
You are welcome, my son. Now give things to people you kinda like so they won't ***** about it later on my birthday and hide eggs when my spirit rises. On f*cking fire tonight!!!! tomcat

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
I hope not. He was so beautiful when he was slippery and wet.

Like an eel.



............

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
On f*cking fire tonight!!!! tomcat

Nyquil makes me all giddy and silly, drugs are fun, I dunno why people give them so much shit.

Originally posted by BackFire
You are welcome, my son. Now give things to people you kinda like so they won't ***** about it later on my birthday and hide eggs when my spirit rises.

I saw that movie while back. Before it begun, I knew its end.

Originally posted by BackFire
Nyquil makes me all giddy and silly, drugs are fun, I dunno why people give them so much shit.

I never thought I'd ever hear you say that!

Or read you type that?

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
I saw that movie while back. Before it begun, I knew its end.

I stopped watching about an hour into it because I got bored. The scene where the guys head got exploded, and then they didn't show it just pissed me off. Why go to the effort of having someones head pop if you're not going to show it? The chicks were hot though, I'd totally ram them, and they'd love it, they'd love it more than Las Vegas prostitutes love conventions.

What movie is this?

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
What movie is this?

Stay Alive, a movie about a video game that kills people and so on. It was stupid but kinda fun for the first hour. Then all this bullshit ghost story stuff started to happen and it made my dick soft.

Originally posted by BackFire
Stay Alive, a movie about a video game that kills people and so on. It was stupid but kinda fun for the first hour. Then all this bullshit ghost story stuff started to happen and it made my dick soft.

Hi MR. Moderator! wave

Hi there! You lost?

Nope...I dont think so...tohslaugh

Oh okay, just checking because you seemed to have come out of nowhere. Well, hi!

Originally posted by BackFire
Stay Alive, a movie about a video game that kills people and so on. It was stupid but kinda fun for the first hour. Then all this bullshit ghost story stuff started to happen and it made my dick soft. *puts on list to rent*

I'm sorry, my soft dick isn't for rent. Well, what the hell, fo you I'll make an exception.

Originally posted by BackFire
Oh okay, just checking because you seemed to have come out of nowhere. Well, hi!

I havent seen you so much on KMC..

But now I do! clap

So whats up>?

Originally posted by BackFire
I'm sorry, my soft dick isn't for rent. Well, what the hell, fo you I'll make an exception. But is there and unrated version?

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
But is there and unrated version?

Yes, but it's very rare, it can only be found by saying magic words with start with "F" and end with "uck me".



Not much my new friend, yourself?

Originally posted by BackFire
Yes, but it's very rare, it can only be found by saying magic words with start with "F" and end with "uck me".

So, when I go to the video store I should be like, "Hey, do you have Stay Alive, f*ck me." That'll be awesome.

Yeah, they'll know what you're talking about, but it needs to be a female clerk, or else the magic words have an opposite effect.

Originally posted by BackFire


Not much my new friend, yourself?

KMC..

Not really rent worthy.

You just know that the poor, sensible little girl, with problems at home, living in a trailer is gonna survive, while the hot rock chick is gonna get hanged.

Bull-shite.

Two moderators on this topic!

Originally posted by BackFire
Not much my new friend, yourself?

You have such a gentle side eyes

I liked the goth chick until she started talking about witches and shit, then it reminded me that she was goth and that made me mad, but I still would have screwed her until she died of old age.

Soon I am gonna watch a Simpsons episode from my season 6...

Originally posted by Kongu_Dude
Soon I am gonna watch a Simpsons episode from my season 6...

Season 6 is so damn good. I love the hockey episode and the one where the baby sitter sues homer for sexual harrasment.

Originally posted by BackFire
Season 6 is so damn good. I love the hockey episode and the one where the baby sitter sues homer for sexual harrasment.

WTF! I also love the Hockey episode!clap (Lisa on ice) And I also love " The PTA disbands"

Originally posted by BackFire
Yeah, they'll know what you're talking about, but it needs to be a female clerk, or else the magic words have an opposite effect.

Dude, I live in Vegas. This one dude who works there comes in on his day off and he's like the most flaming guy I've ever seen, it's hilarious to hear him come in and be like, "Hey, my loves!" And to top it off, he looks like a twenty year old Lionel Richie.Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Not really rent worthy.

You just know that the poor, sensible little girl, with problems at home, living in a trailer is gonna survive, while the hot rock chick is gonna get hanged.

Bull-shite. Originally posted by Kongu_Dude
Two moderators on this topic!

You gotta love KMC Forums. w00t

Yeah, the PTA one is good, the part where the guy yells "THE PTA HAS DISBANDED AHHH!" and jumps out the window is gold.

Hahahahahahaha!

Did you get season 8? Came out last month, has some classics.

I can't wait until I get back into The Simpsons. I've been putting that off way too long. It's nice to know I have that though. Something to look forward to.

Originally posted by BackFire
Hahahahahahaha!

Did you get season 8? Came out last months, has some classics.

Nope I ONLY got season 1,2,3,4,5 and 6..weep


But I have still seen some episodes from season 7-17

Still..I think (for now) Season 5 and 6 is the best..

Originally posted by Kongu_Dude
Nope I ONLY got season 1,2,3,4,5 and 6..weep


But I have still seen some episodes from season 7-17

Still..I think (for now) Season 5 and 6 is the best..

Wait a minute, wait a minute . . . . there's 17 seasons????

Originally posted by BackFire
Season 6 is so damn good. I love the hockey episode and the one where the baby sitter sues homer for sexual harrasment.

I got the season 17 droolio and it is very very......ok !

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
Wait a minute, wait a minute . . . . there's 17 seasons???? You didn't know? ermm

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
Wait a minute, wait a minute . . . . there's 17 seasons????

They have began season 18..

Originally posted by Kongu_Dude
They have began season 18..

cry Thats gonna take ages till it comes out!


but I have contacts!

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
cry Thats gonna take ages till it comes out!


but I have contacts!

Really?

Well atleast I think you can download Season 18 episodes...

But The older Seasons are better..I think so..

Originally posted by Kongu_Dude
Really?

Well atleast I think you can download Season 18 episodes...

But The older Seasons are better..I think so..

Actually, I was thinking that while i watched 17th season! shockish

Older ones are hilarious droolio

And the movie is out in 10 months! You counting the days? Are ya? Are ya? You better be! flirt1

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
I miss him like cheese misses feet.

Please use words to tell my mind where he is and why he is there.

He is special.

Don't judge the man, judge the world.

Over here.

No, over here.

Maybe over there.

Where are you?

Fungoolie! Wa Wa Wa!

Atchoo.

he's fine...just a bit drunk..but he sure enjoys the fuzz his ban caused...and he wants you all to keep up the good work...

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Actually, I was thinking that while i watched 17th season! shockish

Older ones are hilarious droolio

And the movie is out in 10 months! You counting the days? Are ya? Are ya? You better be! flirt1

Of course I am..naughty I MUST see the premier of the Movie..

And you are 100% right! The older on are hilarious..crylaugh

Yeah, let's like have more like stuff like about Bardock like. Imagine all the people he has touched linking arms and singing his song across the Golden Gate bridge as the sun slips into the horizon. It'd be not just nice, but really nice. Think about it. They're all there, but they just can't feel him. He's cold. So cold. Like a giant rabbit frozen by the cold North winds. Sad. Lonely. Desolate. The dust blows...forever.

you told great stories of the Lord...you said he was the savior of us all...you stand up there with your head in the clouds...don't try to fly dear God...you might not come down...

Oh, he flies, Roger...He flies like beams of light emitted from the Sun. His passion is infinite, but it is infinitely far from here. In time, we shall mark his words and truth shall shine from his feet. In time, Roger...In time...

Why have you never acknowledged my existence?

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Why have you never acknowledged my existence?

I love you, man. I love you.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I love you, man. I love you.

Better. I honored you, and you should have acknowledged this church.

Now, it is done.

Now, all is well.

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Better. I honored you, and you should have acknowledged this church.

Now, it is done.

Now, all is well.

Everything is well....I love well...I also love donuts....and while I love donuts no one can tell me that Iraq has a severe liking for chocolate factories on the moon.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Everything is well....I love well...I also love donuts....and while I love donuts no one can tell me that Iraq has a severe liking for chocolate factories on the moon.

That's true. I imagined that, too. I was inside the TV at the time, and I remember thinking "Ooo, don't they don't they don't?". I think there's a secret meaning somewhere in there...