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Rhyme with the sentance above.
I hope this hasn't been done, already

After a rhyme has been made, you start a new line.

Start:



I just got back from a walk with my dog.

This won't work forever, you hog.

Oh, you're right. You gotta start a new line.


(Rhyme that^)

just keep on rhyming and dont be a sod

don't make me call the mod!

you call a mod and i get my god

then I'll go float to mars in my alien pod

dont go to mars, GO OUT...GET A JOB!!!

don't get a job go watch what about Bob

But what if I wanna be a lazy blob?

that thought makes me want to cry and sob

well don't get your tears all over the door knob

Orange.

Done before it's called "Great googly moogly, rhyme with the inspectah"

I think I just got an erecta.

Link?

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=369073

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Orange.

thats wiggety wack.

clickedy clack

hackety hack

She broke-d my back
last night in tha sack.

that makes me wana hack

easy, what were you doin at the back,
in the big black sack

But it's his back, in fact
So let 'em be, if he, wants to get flipped like a flap jack.

haha do as you wish,
even if it's more than a kiss,

I'm the king

**** me...in a wrestling ring!

Police will soon be arresting me
Saw you in your wrestling ring
Discovered some distressing things
Had to slap you for cross-dressing, G.

BUMP.


A quick bump from this thick chump
I got lumps, I'm talking clumps
Stackin' up to my stumps
So I better take a dump.

So I wont run outta toilet paper so for now, this shall be bumped

new line:Im about to to sleep

and in my dreams I'm gonna eat a Peep

it should be something i should keep

the stain on my pants is starting to seep

......damn that rhyme was deep.............

for joy I want to jump and leap

but now I feel, Im in too deep.

look over there, at that garbage heap!

for just a garbage heap, it sure is steep!

The only way up it is with my jeep!

oh no! in my way up this garbage heap in my jeep, there is a sheep!

so don't take any peeks
the last one who did that got a mouth full of no teeth

And I won't be able to stomach it if we keep


Using the same rhymes, and same lines
Lets exercise our lame minds
If only people would looker deeper, then they'd find....

that what they want so much to find,
is all too often just behind,
and they'd have it if they'd just use their mind.

My money situation, until the first of the month, is in a bind.

the steps to take are all outlined

If I keep breaking the speed limit, I will be fined.

but with my breasts, the cop will change his mind

or if he notices my behind.

I Like to Ram Dustys Foline.

I'm wild like a feral feline

This makes me feel confined
Someone start a new line!

Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
This makes me feel confined
Someone start a new line!

a new line? with that I'll be fine

okay guys, nothing below the line/
only girls allowed and we don't have nough time/

Exactly, actually all you gotta do is get it in your mind
Drastically, tactically concealed in your sweater is a 9
Behind a chick at a bank in the ATM line
*Click* and a "Thank you, see you next time"

but wait, hold up we got another customer on line/
throwing the hands will get you booked and pulling a trigger will give you extra time/
big gat, click clact, reload, hit recline/

Sit back, get fat, and let the lines flow through ya mind

and you know i thought you were all kind...

Now aren't you in a bind.

i just wanted to rhyme...

cheer up, you can rhyme all the time!

your a good person, heres a dime

(not that we use the here...)

The here? Here, I want a beer.

You want a beer? I'll toss one at you like a spear.

Like a spear? No wonder I feel fear for my beer.

Your beer? What do you mean my dear?

Originally posted by silver_tears
Your beer? What do you mean my dear? My beer! I want my beer, you hear!

Originally posted by The Phantom
My beer! I want my beer, you hear!
Hey man have no fear and don't argue with silver_tear. wait for your beer just like Britney Spear

(Yo) (Peace)

Your beer? That's queer. That's neither here nor there.

Miss Spear a screw a deer. I want my beer!

I'll get you a beer, if you lend me your rear. No need to fear, It's just me and my spear.

Originally posted by Valharu
I'll get you a beer, if you lend me your rear. No need to fear, It's just me and my spear.













































I don't think so dear. No spear near my rear, I fear.

Originally posted by The Phantom
I don't think so dear. No spear near my rear, I fear. I give up. Here's your beer. Now leave me alone, so you won't see my tear.

.... Yay beer! You hear, don't tear, we will get you comfort from Miss Speare. Who seems to be getting her own beer, meaning she will be drunk enough soon for you to get her in her rear with you little spear.

you guys are all talking about beer? oh dear!

Originally posted by The Phantom
.... Yay beer! You hear, don't tear, we will get you comfort from Miss Speare. Who seems to be getting her own beer, meaning she will be drunk enough soon for you to get her in her rear with you little spear. Miss Speare, do be a dear and comfort my spear with your fine ample rear. And don't be down, it's not merely a spear, but a lengthy harpoon you will love with some fear.

Originally posted by Valharu
I'll get you a beer, if you lend me your rear. No need to fear, It's just me and my spear.

I'm sorry, but i cant help but laugh at that.lol1

Good God, what do we have here
A bunch of sod's, spreadin disease like a pap smear
And that's clear, from near or afar
I'm the grand vizeer, but you can call me Jafar.

BUMP.

I had to post a quick bump,
to kick this thread in its thick rump
get it movin again before it gives up
like a porn star givin head, the jiggs up

I think I need to wear a cup.

jock itch flarin up
or afraid to tear ya nuts?

No new rhymes, so few lines
I guess y'all were stuck.
Wouldn't spit it out, couldn't get it out
like gallons of nuts, in the hair of sluts.

i don't want any buts

The rhyme scheme's in a rut.

Seems likely we'll change it up

Or maybe not, things seem strange enough

That seems a bit rough

don't think you're too tough

i will eat hairy... stuff

you'll look like a giant puff

That guy used to be buff.

i bet all he did was take a big huff

When the police found out, he was taken to jail while wearing handcuffs.

why didnt they show us?

THey didn't want to scare us

...

yea... you fail

You are female

your sister is hot as hell naughty

Originally posted by Mairuzu
your sister is hot as hell naughty

lol, the sister makes his penis swell.

just like any other male

Wenslidale mhmm

thats not a sentence... you're getting stale

better get a pitcher of ale so we continue our tale

Originally posted by Lord Feron
better get a pitcher of ale so we continue our tale

fail


ale is for losers

...

Originally posted by dadudemon
fail


ale is for losers losers and boozers

freaks and geeks

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
freaks and geeks

butts and booby peaks

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
freaks and geeks how does that rhyme with losers and boozers?

couldn't think of anything, I just woke up

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
couldn't think of anything, I just woke up

Just had to say something? You better fess up because were never gonna let up

Originally posted by Lord Feron
Just had to say something? You better fess up because were never gonna let up fail

Originally posted by Mairuzu
fail

Always nay saying bash. sticks and stones may break my bones... but whips and chains excite me, so chain me down and strap me up and whip me to excite me

Oh wait even better.... sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite, throw me down tie me up and show me how much you like me

you rhymed up.... with up...

i give up on you, bye

Originally posted by Mairuzu
you rhymed up.... with up...

i give up on you, bye

Yeah right...you love him...you know that's a lie.

i'd rather eat shit filled pie

Just shrivel up and die!

You're aggressive for some reason, but nobody knows why.

It makes no sense to lie.

catcher and the rye

I wish I could fly.

with a sty in your eye

Your horrendus singing makes me say oh my.

Stop staring at me, because I'm not that kind of guy.

Originally posted by Yoshi Paradise
Stop staring at me, because I'm not that kind of guy.

Your profession of heterosexuality is not going to fly

Just let out a sigh

I need to figure out how to do a tie.

I would teach you the hard way, but I don't want you to cry.

But if I dont I might just die.

Originally posted by FallenxAngel
But if I dont I might just die.

Don't fret ...have some pie!

Grape pie? EW! You want me to die?

I would if it only cost a dime!

Originally posted by FallenxAngel
I would if it only cost a dime!

Pies that don't cost a dime???!!?!? That's a fuggin" Crime.

I might be a mime.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Pies that don't cost a dime???!!?!? That's a fuggin" Crime.

Btw, that rhymes..

Dude, don't be so shy.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Btw, that rhymes..

Fail poop and shine.

Originally posted by Yoshi Paradise
Dude, don't be so shy.

we have already been down that path...die.

Originally posted by dadudemon
we have already been down that path...die.

Yup, he's not a very fun guy. What happened to his creation?

Originally posted by dadudemon
Yup, he's not a very fun guy. What happened to his creation?

In case you didn't know, he went on a vacation.

Hm, he had given that girl alot of attention.

I bet it was all in his imagination.

Edit: stop using the same words or i'll give out suspensions

C'mon! Just give me detention!

Uh oh, I'm sensing some tension.

I might just mention.

That Mr Dobalina is a man of the people

Ew, that shit's illegal.

a glimpse into the unkown she offered me, a swallow of ignorance i took

Something about history she said, and to read the book