You can call me General IKE MACPATTON

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phinney6
I am know known to be general Ike macpatton in the bar, you can still call me phinney, but my security name is IKE MACPATTON.

I am a war freak, I love history

Ushgarak
Well... you heard the guy!

Bad Boy
ATTENTION!!!!!!!!!!!

phinney6
At EASE

queeq
SIR! YES! SIR!

yerssot
you heared the Ike!

Gundark
Now drop and give me 20, maggot !

finti
dont take orders, so Pihnman you still want that banana flavoured milk

LaurenE147
We have to do all of those stupid army things for band camp. Attention. At Ease. Yadda Yadda Yadda

Ushgarak
I don't remember that last one being an order...

Dexx
yup, i guess u do. It's for those maggots superior ranks to feel they're being respected, right general ? roll eyes (sarcastic)

phinney6
I will not take that crap from you. It was about respect and honor. DROP AND GIVE ME 50!!!!

Where's my driver, queeq, get the staff car ready.

Where's my aide named Ush, Ush ride with me and queeq> you are both about to get promoted

Ushgarak
I'm not your aide! I'm the British Liasion Officer! You know, for General Lawrence-Allenby Montgomery.

phinney6
Oh yes that's right, MONTY! I am quite fond of that old pile of bolts? Ush you are now my Lasion officer. Lt. colonel Ush, I nnow dub you Full Colonel Ush

Ushgarak
Thankyou... I think TECHNICALLY my own people have to promote me but the sentiment is appreciated, sir...

yerssot
*gives phinney piece of paper with 50 written on it*

phinney6
whats this for, SGT. Yerss, my OTHER LOYAL AIDE

yerssot
sir, you asked for 50, sir, I gave you 50, sir!

phinney6
Thanks yerss, so I guess queeq is on the toilet, so yerrs you will become my driver, get the '42 cadillac staff car, 8 passenger sedan including two auxiliary seats series 75 fleetwood. NOW!

yerssot
goody smile
hope everyone made his last will in time...
big grin

phinney6
Get me my car

yerssot
sir, yes, sir!
*drives car to phinney*

phinney6
ok now drive me to my advanced HQ! and out the petal to the metel

Tex
You must love the History channel phin.

Frankly it puts me to sleep, that's why I flip over to TLC and watch people's brains getting opened! sick

anyways, General Gout! I dont take too kindly to orders! stick out tongue

Dexx
*slowly wakes up*
whataa.....orders.....whaaa....50?........
*falls asleep*

queeq
So, Patton, you have a lot of nerve suggesting me as your driver. I guess you like your tanks mashed into tins for cat food.

finti
Patton? who cares about Ike? big grin and I am still taking no crap orders from nobody evil face

Dexx
that's the spirit..

Gundark
I bet I could make you take orders from an Amish bass-player chick in a bikini.

finti
ohh bikini smile

Gundark
Always with the bikini... roll eyes (sarcastic)

finti
wouldnt take no orders though, but it is nice to watch

Gundark
Maybe I'll e-mail it to ya...

finti
Y E S

yerssot
well, difficult to reject that of course

finti
off course roll eyes (sarcastic)

yerssot
at least sound interested in those pics, finti!

finti
hmm just checked my e-mail, nothing yet.

yerssot
she fouled you big grin

phinney6
Oh sorry queeq you can be my deputy commanders, and you too tex, and you too finti> And you can all have the women you want in whatever you want her in

finti
hope it was an illigal tackle in her bikini then cool

yerssot
only one way to find out... replays big grin

phinney6
i dont see it yet yerrs, ANOTHER replay

finti
over and over again evil face

yerssot
from different angles of course

finti
zoom lenses evil face

phinney6
it looks like john clitman tackled her when they were in the G formation

finti
g-string formation

yerssot
let's see that formation again...and again! and again big grin

phinney6
It looks like the formation is a little off, LET ME HELP YOU LADY

finti
wait until you get cream in your pipes boy eek! big grin

yerssot
hold that thought phinney...for a few years

phinney6
im about 14 people

yerssot
so you have to wait 4 years than?

phinney6
Im just gonna help her with it

yerssot
so she gets in jail?

phinney6
Nope cause she wants me

yerssot
eek! eek! eek!

Dexx
u gonna bail'er out?

Thane Zereil
And people complain about my mind

yerssot
we can still continu doing that, if you want

phinney6
yeah lets complain about Thane's mind

Gundark
phinney, was your computer down or what ? Where have you been all summer ?

Thane Zereil
I always consider my mind to work fine just with a slightly different moralistic viewpoint to most and with a conscience that isnt held parallel with everyone. I never do anything illegal??

Gundark
Really ? Nothing ?

phinney6
nah i have just been busy, but im back

queeq
Zereil's mind seems pretty illegal to me.

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